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Family › Re: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by coogar: 12:35pm On Oct 04, 2014
shymexx:
Well, if single chics were to start closing their legs, a lot of things would change. Basically, the power to control the weakness of promiscuous men, who think it's a "norm" to sleep with all kinds of women still falls solely on women.

Men will always be men, but women can change a lot of things. They have got the power.
that's the truth & nothing but the truth.
if single women close their legs, there would be no married men to use them. some single women on this thread admitted to have been chased by married men & they refused the advances - what happened afterwards? the married men simply backed off.
Celebrities › Re: I’m No Longer Interested In N25m Compensation - Baba Suwe by coogar: 12:26pm On Oct 04, 2014
the nigerian judiciary system is a disgrace!
to humiliate a family man & not enforce the payment of his compensation is nothing short of a travesty. this incident is about 3 years ago, why is the NDLEA not pressured to by the authorities to pay baba suwe?
Family › Re: Please What Causes Some Men To Stay Too Long During S*ex by coogar: 11:24am On Oct 04, 2014
berem:
Lolz! I hear you o! grin grin
it could be because he was badly circumcised too. the tip of his tool isn't receiving enough sensation to bring him to climax.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:18am On Oct 04, 2014
Keky:
Pep told you all these?
yup!
pep left because messi became uncontrollable. what about his spat with tello....calling tello a nobody in football, that young player bursted into tears.

then he verbally murdered alexi sanchez - messi he said he doesn't know why he was that expensive when sanchez's job is to work for him. david villa also had problems with messi's attitude.

messi is a prïck!
Family › Re: Please What Causes Some Men To Stay Too Long During S*ex by coogar: 11:06am On Oct 04, 2014
berem:
you don't know what it is to hang my two legs on air for more than 25mins all in the name of fuccking. Coogar,you no go understand.
consider it a work-out!
afterall, if you are in a gym, you spend more than one hour doing your aerobics & you must have paid to register in the gym. well, your husband is doing all that for you free of charge.

be grateful! grin
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by coogar: 10:55am On Oct 04, 2014
sirgreen:
guy to be honest with you putting this on NL is making me fill like you are mocking women, yes all you said may be true but its dose not call for debate on what women do to get husband, an not a women anyway but I have sisters, relatives and so do you also, and every other person that will comment on this threat, so mind what you say to women cos you marry one day or your sister will also marry one day, instead pray for them cos you don't know they are passing through without a man beside them thanks.
the truth is bitter, deal with it!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:55am On Oct 04, 2014
Odunharry:
elampiro i think messi is saying the truth...
That dude is so down to earth mehn
messi is the most arrogant football player in the history of the game. he had no single respect for guardiola in the dressing room. he never listens and he breaks rules & regulations just for the fun of it - he knows he's barca's heartbeat & he cannot be sidelined.

forget the facade he puts on in public.
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by coogar: 10:49am On Oct 04, 2014
cococandy:
I agree with you. Which is why I said they need to reasses what counts as eligibility to them. Instead of whining as if men are not in existence.
Or better still be happy single if the available men don't meet their standards.
would the society let them stay single? let's face it, as much as what the OP is true, the society is largely responsible for this pressure. if everyone minds their business, women would stay single & happy as it obtains in the developed parts of the world.

our society cannot harass women for being single & expect them not to take desperate measures. an unmarried woman in nigeria is an object of ridicule. it's almost like a disease for a woman with a marriageable age not to have a husband.

her parents will talk, her own friends would neglect her, family friends would keep pestering her about her wedding date & blah blah. just like the society expects a man to go out there & become successful by fire by force, it's the same for the woman to get married.
Family › Re: Please What Causes Some Men To Stay Too Long During S*ex by coogar: 10:36am On Oct 04, 2014
berem:
he neither takes alomo bitters nor steroids. Doctor advised him to take more liquids and yogurt,pap and custard. Am still waiting to see the effect. grin grin
it seems you are enjoying it, what's the problem? grin
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by coogar:
DECOtech:
Yes, the society looks down on single men as well.

I was once denied a political position cos I am single.

In social gatherings especially alumni meetings, the single guy can't help but feel odd. And maybe an old classmate walks up to you while you are standing/sitting alone and says... "guy, where's ur madam na? Let's meet her"

Worse of all, I was denied Visa to the USA cos I am single.
americans would deny you for that - they believe it is much easier for you to disappear & never return back if you don't have a family based in nigeria. single men are also treated harshly by the society.

cococandy:
Which evidence again?
More males are born per females.
So even if all those things do happen,it probably takes care of the the excess number of males and makes it an almost equal number with the total number of females.
So wetin u dey tok? cool
this isn't about sheer numbers, it's about eligibility. nigerian women are highly hypergamous. they want the best of the lot, this is why you have all these outrageous society weddings all the time. it's the dream of most women. most of them won't date their age mates, let alone date someone younger than them.

by the time you add height, finances, educational background, profession, material wealth, etc into the equation, you would see that 90% of the available men would have failed the selection process. only 10% of the men would remain for the vast number of women seeking for a partner....and thus the scarcity of eligible men.
Family › Re: Why Do Most Men(married) Use Lock Code On Their Phones? by coogar: 11:53pm On Oct 03, 2014
bennyrazz: it is very necessary to use lock code on your phone because some women misread things a lot.
i lock my phones & i don't even bother with my partner's phone. she should do her thing & i do mine. it's called privacy. there are personal stuff i share with my bosom friends that they wouldn't want my partner to see & vice versa.

besides, every phone should be locked. it's to ward off phone thieves - it wouldn't worth their while to steal a phone if they know it's locked. many people have regretted not locking their phones - all their personal details like selfies/nudies got into the wrongs hands & got uploaded on the internet.
Family › Re: Can Husbands Rape Their Wives? by coogar: 11:19pm On Oct 03, 2014
bennyrazz: lmao @ marital rapīsts cheesy really some men do have very high libidos so I don't blame them for doing what is unthinkable. My only question to them is what you have pointed out, do they enjoy something their wives isn't playing any role in. If you look at it critically, you'd discover that the woman would just lay on the bed like a log of wood while they commit their atrocities. To me there's no pleasure in that.
high libïdo shouldn't lead anyone to force himself on a woman - that's just animalistic. i can't have a woman lying like a log of wood while on top of her. that's just necrophilia. grin
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 11:06pm On Oct 03, 2014
moca: Hahahahaaaa!!
What did they do to u?
Hv u now beleived d saying" dont ever understimate d power of any woman"

Not only will they cook wella for u, they will treat u like a king kiss
As per d other one, u can tell us how far cos i trust their waist to rotate wella.

Come coogar, i dont wanna sin this night o.
I cast and bind any contrary spirit now
i went to my farm to see how my yam & corn are doing as it was nearing harvest time. there's a nearby river - then my eyes saw a maiden hawking banana.

the chief priest said i shouldn't tell anyone this story so i will stop there. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:00pm On Oct 03, 2014
SailorXY: why is it that we are rumored to still be after left-footed players in defence still? Ogbonna & Coentrao...
we already have Shaw, Rojo, Blackett cheesy
we shoulda bought coentrao instead of shaw - i am not particularly convinced van gaal rates shaw. then again, i think van gaal wants two players per position.
Family › Re: Can Husbands Rape Their Wives? by coogar: 10:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
bennyrazz: how many times will this topic be createdhuh snoring zzzzzz
it simply just tells you the number of marital râpists in our midst. how do some men enjoy sėx when their partner isn't in the mood?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2014
moca: Olboi,coogar met his match today cheesy cheesy
Excellentia(seun put clap emoticon pls)
sambarry isn't my match. grin cheesy
she's been on the phone in the last 30 mins begging me not to post her love letters.

moca, your village maidens showed me. i ain't going to your village again without my bible & my crucifix.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 10:45pm On Oct 03, 2014
edwife: grin grin grin coogar please stop being funny,where do you learn all this?
sambarry taught me.

SAMBARRY: the highest thing i have ever killed is fowl. how can I poison ahhuman being? Because of what. Abeg I don't have such a heart just get rid of guilty conscience smiley
smh!

SAMBARRY: lipsrsealed Go and make use of your dictionary and if you don't have dictionary go and buy
ok ma!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:37pm On Oct 03, 2014
SailorXY: mehn, i don't fancy Fletcher & Carrick starting games anymore jare. they should be brought in only for any emergency. van Gaal should play the energetic youth, especially the mobile ones in midfield
i reckon that's what he is going to do. i think fletcher would play as a result of his vice-captainship. after 60/70 mins, fletcher would be subbed for ando. if we need 3 points, januzaj, valencia, etc would come on.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 10:33pm On Oct 03, 2014
SAMBARRY: i forgive you for chair cover sakes

Oya take go and use it to eat rice
after forgiveness, your aim is to poison me? is that food NAFDAC-approved?

edwife: lol grin grin independence party ke?
Invite me in yours,i will gladly attend.
ok.....i will see what i can do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:30pm On Oct 03, 2014
dopeJemi: Uhmmm! I want sure picks for 2mao games, overs, unders, straight wins, draws, +1, +2, +3, -1, -2, -3... +0.5 and all
hahahaha....
i dunno about that o. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:29pm On Oct 03, 2014
iamaromolaeran: I just wanted to ask cos he said **ughhhh**...

I deter gents(men).....omo(homo)......

cool..... yeah maybe it could have but this is still good
the urgh is giving props... like dayummmmm
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 10:26pm On Oct 03, 2014
edwife: Why are you fighting? undecided angry I taught you repented.
What happened to all the sunday's school teaching? cheesy
i wasn't fighting. sambarry is actually my neighbour in lagos.....

any independence party around your postcode?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:23pm On Oct 03, 2014
dopeJemi: anybody got sure picks for 2mao and sunday games?? undecided
i do....
what do you wanna know?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 10:17pm On Oct 03, 2014
edwife: coogar angry angry angry
edwife.....the only sugar in my pap. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:16pm On Oct 03, 2014
iamaromolaeran: is it bad?
that's a powerful line....coulda been worded better though but the concept is ill.
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by coogar: 10:12pm On Oct 03, 2014
cococandy: This is a lie
per eligible bachelor....

how is it a lie?
Family › Re: Please What Causes Some Men To Stay Too Long During S*ex by coogar: 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2014
berem: No one has given any tangible reasons to the Op's questions. I am so interested in the topic too.
I wanna also know why some men do not ej.aculate on time biko.
stop giving him alomo bitters or steroids. it's unnatural for a man to pump straight for one hour. grin
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 9:47pm On Oct 03, 2014
SAMBARRY: no mind that coogar boy jare he no dey take eye see woman grin
the love letter you sent through your baby brother is here with me. one more word from you & i will show it to idowuogwu!
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 9:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
SAMBARRY: Roftl funny man . Just admit it and stop hiding your face in shame with bobo.i no chop that one grin cheesy

and yeah single motherhood is a choice the way frolicking and patronising roadside prostitutes is your choice wink

any way coogar, final warning back off tongue
define pröstitute?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 9:39pm On Oct 03, 2014
chaircover: coogar You too dey fnd trouble angry
Leave the girl alone jare
Go and play with sister mary abi what is that your girlfiends name.
she's been looking for my trouble since august. when the fly bites the man, no one says anything. when the man bites the fly, then all hell break loose.

sambarry is a big girl, she can handle it. cool
Family › Re: Photo: Choose One by coogar: 9:34pm On Oct 03, 2014
gistmelove: grin

for me ooo na B sure pass ooo...

my fellow nairalander.. Choose urs
•marry A
•make her have undying love for me
•with love, a woman would do anything for her man.

that is all!
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 9:32pm On Oct 03, 2014
moca: COOGAAAR!!!
I will call chilli and beev for u o!
Hehe heee!
royalroy has promised to ban then the next time they bully me. those 2 women are scary. i just hope they are not sisters.

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