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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:37pm On Sep 28, 2014
SailorXY: i see nothing embarrassing about it, these are a set of fans who dont represent the club in any capacity! ok they they represent the club, but not officially. i don't see how it is anybody's concern how some others choose to spend their money.
if ronaldo were to be available in the market, united would be very foolish not to have him back if we have the money. he's the showstopper. we could recoup the value in shirt sales within a month.

what's embarrassing in getting ronaldo back? the best player in the world? i would rather see him in a red shirt thah city, chelsea or arsenal. with the way he's managed himself, i see him going strong till age 34.

Debroslink: Barcelona showed interest, but u know the beef between the two clubs naa... Chelsea weren't serious with their bid, so he had to SETTLE for man utd.
so these factors aren't present with ronaldo as well? madrid will never sell him to barca. chelsea can't afford him plus jose mourinho has burnt the bridge of such a deal.

ronaldo will not play for any other club in england apart from united. so stop fidgeting already. if he becomes available next summer, united would buy him. adidas & pedro mendes would make such a deal possible.

But why is man utd so obsessed with Penaldo? Why not call back Tevez, Pogba and others doing well after leaving man utd. Why Penaldo?
he's our baby - we moulded him!
it's just a case of a father wanting his prodigal son back. you could see the respect the fans have for him. they sing his name every matchday.....the last time madrid played united, the fans cheered him. i dunno the club you support but you are starting to embarrass them with your line of thought.
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 8:32pm On Sep 28, 2014
Stillfire: Ain't we smart? Calculating the risk, returns/dividends. We didn't go to school for nothing. cool Some of us were the best students in school, I have to add. cool cool cool cool
this is why i love my country......
naija women - calculating infidelity risks since 1456. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:28pm On Sep 28, 2014
Debroslink: Do u wanna compare DiMaria's case with Penaldo'? Maria was kicked out of Madrid.
even if he was kicked out, couldn't he have gone to 10 other clubs that are not on "the decline" like you asserted?

you have a problem with logic....
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 8:26pm On Sep 28, 2014
missberrypop5: I DON'T BLAME YOU'
don't mind him, he's just pulling your legs. i agree with you to some extent. there are some honest hardworking nigerian women that would hold dear their dignity even at gunpoint.........but that doesn't mean we cannot discuss the other divide.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:23pm On Sep 28, 2014
SailorXY: maybe Chelsea should just go & get the trophy after 6 games angry
they should ask arsenal fans what happened last season. even jose isn't getting carried away with the results cos he knows things can change quickly.

liverpool laughed at us when we lost to swansea at home, now they are below us and they don't even know when they would get their next victory. it's the premier league, any team can be beaten.

Debroslink: Forget all these British tabloid full of lies. Be sincere with yourself, if u were to be in penaldo's shoes, would u wanna leave the greatest club and defending UCL champion where u are the main star attraction to a club that is on a decline?
where was di maria playing before coming to man utd?
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 8:20pm On Sep 28, 2014
cococandy: Yes na. We have have shame.
That's why some women will die first before admitting that they cheated.

The same shame that will let a woman make her husband raise another man's child and until his death she'll never say the truth because the shame is bigger than the desire to say the truth

wink wink wink
i don't think it's the shame - i think it's the hypocrisy cos you can almost bet this same woman has judged others caught with the same deeds plenty times whilst keeping her own under wraps.

to then suddenly admit or confess to those deeds would break the heart of her loved ones. nigeria is a judgemental society - everyone has an opinion on how to manage marital problems.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:17pm On Sep 28, 2014
SailorXY: who cares
chelsea fans are mostly idïots - don't dignify them with a reply all the time. if ryan giggs decidesto divorce his wife & his league medals are shared 50-50 by the divorce court, his wife would have more league titles than chelsea football club.

so why are you bothered with these rats?
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 8:14pm On Sep 28, 2014
Stillfire: Hypocrisy?
A woman who cheats in a society that witch-hunts and is capable exhibiting mob-like violence on her is not a hypocrite but a victorious survivor. God must be on the side of the Naija woman.
she wouldn't even be accused unless she gets caught. besides, her reward for cheating must definitely outweigh the risk attached to her infidelity, otherwise it won't worth her while.

she's not a victorious survivor, she's a tortoise! grin

missberrypop5: I just deh laugh Naija men. The matter with you nigerian men is that, you guys don't appreciate the women you have. Everytime nigerian women this, nigerian women that. Let me let you all know, nigerian Women are the best women you'll ever grace in this world. If you doubt me, go and marry other women from any other place that isn't nigeria and see the difference. I'm not saying that women in other places aren't good. But nigerian women are best you'll ever grace. You marry us, we become faithful, though you cheat on us, we pray you stop cheating and be ours, we give you kids, we build a home for you, yet you don't appreciate, even when most of you depart earlier than us, we strive to keep your home, which we built, intact, with all sufferings included, we work to assist you. Yet you think we cheat you. No, you cheat on us more.
except that links like the one below proves you have lost touch with reality.

http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/10/02/dna-expert-gives-shocking-statistics-3-out-of-10-nigerian-men-are-not-biological-fathers-of-their-children/
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 7:51pm On Sep 28, 2014
bennyrazz: saints indeed grin she should go and see the atrocities her fellow women are committing on sites like badoo, twoo, tagged e.t.c
please send me the link to those sites. i want to see it myself with my 2 nakëd eyes. grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 7:44pm On Sep 28, 2014
Stillfire: More bastards to raise! cheesy

I've always wondered how Naija women can live in bliss while the husband cheats, not knowing the women are cheating as well. Ope o, I thought these women are stup.id not knowing they were playing their own games quietly. Naija women chop knuckle abeg.
no no no!
smart people have always known naija women cheat as much as the men, if not more. it's just that they have always been very careful with their deeds as the society treats them more harshly than the menfolk if discovered.

come on, it's not like the naija men sleep with aliens. the infidelity cuts across both genders - it's the hypocrisy of the naija women that is baffling. you would never think all those boring looking women in church with red berets are capable until you scratch their surface. grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2014
Stillfire: This is good news.
of course, we welcome such news as men. more lambs to slaughter. may my knife never know any bluntness. cheesy
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar:
Agrika: hahaha no be only fantasist na cokeasist...naija women do cheat but to be the most unfaithful women in the world...haaaabbaa!
of course, they are the most unfaithful in the 29 countries surveyed. there are more than 200 countries in the world - the headline is just a way to draw people to read it.

when darego won the most beautiful girl in the world, surely, what she won technically was the most beautiful girl among the girls that contested. in her LGA, there would be more beautiful girls than her as at then, let alone the entire planet.
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 7:13pm On Sep 28, 2014
Agrika: Hmmm...29000 thousand people were interviewed from 36 countries by Durex (shey na dem dey make condom abi)...the results maybe statistically correct when you put into consideration that the population of Nigeria may be more than that of Thailand and thus more Nigerian women were "available" for the interview but in reality I seriously doubt the result. Firstly forget all the feminism and we-must-do-like-men-dey-do craze that is sweeping all over the country, naija women still get "shame" and another thing how was the survey conducted is it that they counted the number of women that bought Durex CD within a given period or they randomly or individually selected women within a given locality or geo-political zone in Nigeria and interviewed them or what ...the whole thing is just questionable.
did you watch the youtube link i posted earlier? are those not naija women talking about their multiple boyfriends live on camera?

i think you are reading more meanings to the survey than it intends. the survey didn't say nigerian women are the most promiscuous - it says they are the most unfaithful. one can be unfaithful without necessarily engaging in sëxual intercöurse.
Phones › Re: 4 Million Iphone 6/6+ Phones Sold In 24 Hours by coogar: 7:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
Seun: Apple says they use titanium inserts to strengthen the weak spots on iPhone 6 and 6P. The problem is that they forgot 1 spot in 6P. Dazall.
seun, have you bought yours & for how much?
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 6:52pm On Sep 28, 2014
bennyrazz: @Agrika you only know yourself, thank God coogar is trying to make you believe cheesy
agrika is a fantasist. as far as she's concerned, all naija women are saints. cheesy
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 6:50pm On Sep 28, 2014
cococandy: You might feel differently when you have a daughter.
hahahaha - i am a realist!
i know what daughters of Eve have suffered in my hands. grin it's only fair i get my comeuppance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:45pm On Sep 28, 2014
Danhumprey: I hope we won't have to be dealing with an ego crisis in the dressing room,should Cr7 returns.
none of them can be bigger than man utd.
we are a big club....big clubs need big egos. come on, you can't blame man utd for trying to get ronaldo if he's available in the market.

if we don't get him, our league rivals would & that is even worse.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 6:41pm On Sep 28, 2014
cococandy: It's more like they don't want to accept it.
Not that they don't know'
They really know.
i would accept it once my daughter turns 15/16. it's a simple law of nature. boys must chase girls. grin

Just can't accept that what they did to other people's daughters is being done to their own daughters now cheesy
then they should have scientifically-engineereed their semën to produce boys only. better still, they should remain childless.
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 6:26pm On Sep 28, 2014
cococandy: Going by my uni days and what I used to see girls do,I could believe that.
Even the married ones who were in school with us then.

But me I was a ghud gyel lipsrsealed
hahahaha - it's not your uni alone.
the practise is widespread but that itself opens another question......why is it that only 3rd world countries top the charts of the most unfaithful?

it then means this "unfaithfulness" is connected to material gain/financial benefit. if the economy is strong, perhaps our university girls would be more decent than they are.

to some, sex for money is a means to survive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
Danhumprey: Quick question guys: How many of us want Cr7 back at Old Trafford?

Do we really need him anymore?

If the club succeed in bringing him back,what jersey number are we gonna give him? We all know that Cr7 has consistently been wearing the number 7 jersey all through is club career and Di Maria currently wear the reverred number 7 at Old Trafford.
di maria likes ronaldo - he would gladly give up the 7 shirt for cristiano.
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 6:15pm On Sep 28, 2014
Agrika: Hehehehe no na women from kuvuki land...we all know SOME Nigerian women cheat...but to have cheated to the extent na we score first for world survey...haba e get as e be
36,000 people were interviewed from 29 countries - the survey is valid. nigeria & thailand were joint top for the most unfaithful women in the world.
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 6:04pm On Sep 28, 2014
Agrika: Lie from the pit of hell...how was the analysis taken,what was the statistical tool or method used... so they met "several" Nigerian women who in turn openly "confessed" to have cheated on thier partners before...the naija women wey I know...haba make una dey lie small small

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3uAqT2iQE

are these women from zamunda?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 5:56pm On Sep 28, 2014
cococandy: Dads?
Story.

You must hide your boyfriend until you turn 35. Even if he proposes before then,you tell your mom so that she can HELP you tell daddy that that good brother from the church (the reverend father's cousin) is coming on so so date to officially ask for your hand in marriage.

You dare look in his eyes and tell him you have a boyfriend AKA you're having sex? grin shocked
and you think naija dads really think their daughters are that saintly? just because they don't talk about it doesn't mean they don't suspect the daughter is eating the forbidden fruit. fathers just keep quiet since there's no proof......

these men were also youths at a point in their lives so they know....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:52pm On Sep 28, 2014
RuuDie: Mark my words, this guy is going to be up there with the very best defenders that have worn the UTD shirt, ever!
he had a solid performance yesterday - this is hoping he doesn't get moved to the LB position again. we need a constant back four. the sick notes should be shipped out.
Family › Re: Nigerian Women Are The Most Unfaithful In The World? True Or False (survey) by coogar: 5:18pm On Sep 28, 2014
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:02pm On Sep 28, 2014
n0m0705: One thing I like about van gaal is his preference for young academy players, he is better than fergie in that aspect. The fergie I know would not have played mc nair yesterday, he would have played fletcher or some other senior guys out of position. It is left for the academy boys to seize any opportunity that comes to them.
[img]http://mashalbutt.files./2014/09/cinqb.gif?w=352&h=352[/img]

this header is worth 3 points from paddy. 2 west ham strikers were waiting patiently for that cross....

lest i forget.....rojo got pilloried last week at leicester but i must say he was very good last night.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 3:40pm On Sep 28, 2014
edwife: grin grin grin,no he's not.

Funny enough,but i think all men are like that.Which man will freely allow his daughter to date without any restrictions?
do dads even know who's dating their daughters in this day & age?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 3:23pm On Sep 28, 2014
edwife: And this is for all the daddies out there grin

[img]http://aprilsopczak.files./2013/06/1017255_480245135384749_1319820652_n.jpg[/img]
i hope this man isn't sister sarah's dad. what is his problem? if he likes his daughter so much, he should marry her.

you don't like me? old man, i don't like you too.
Phones › Re: 4 Million Iphone 6/6+ Phones Sold In 24 Hours by coogar: 3:06pm On Sep 28, 2014
nnenneigbo: The baker's sold loaves only count once they're eaten, if not the baker won't get paid. They're sold on credit and once the stale ones are refunded, then we know how many he actually sold.

In the meantime, this particular baker has sold out and can't deliver more bread till October, the baker is suffering lmao
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Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Final : Kr0ne Vs Fuckyouhard ~ * * by coogar:
opener: krone
both came strong in their openers. FYH's angle was clean but didn't come hard enough. you are coming after chronicles(we get that)....but coming to do what? shake his hands? kiss his feet? bow to him? you can't just leave the audience in suspense.

krone was more direct with his opener, he's already scorched FYH with the pen before the punchline & that edges it for me. there has to be a lyrical assault in the opener & krone delivered that and escaped unharmed.

rhymes: FYH
FYH's rhyme scheme was deadly. krone wasn't a slouch as well but i think FYH was way more consistent with this perfect rhyming skills throughout his verses.

krone had many mehhhhh moments in his rhyme pattern. some of his lines didn't rhyme with the other in the same scheme....he was all over the place.

metaphors FYH
FYH was stronger in this department - krone used many generic stuff that i can't even start to mention. FYH came with more unique metas and was consistent throughout. the nucca defly has been reading reader's digest.


punchlines: FYH
FYH took this too. the ibime wife sucking was crazy. bird man & lil wayne bar was fünny as fück. the canine bar = don demarco moment!

krone was too generic here. exodus(ex odours) bar has been overused. fighting for belt/tying the neck was also a bit weak. you should be hanging him with the belt. i like the anubis bar & the circumcision punch was decent.

personals: krone
it was a clear bodybag for krone. this is blatantly obvious - no need to explain.

flow: FYH
krone's bar lacked the structure - FYH kept it short with some decent line compression. no unnecessary use of words & syllables.

wordplay: krone
krone decisively took the wordplay for me. some of his concept were out of this world. the watch/G-shock/watt verse subdued anything FYH had in his locker. that was a cold line & he ultimately toe-tagged FYH in this category.

closer: FYH
FYH took the closer for me. he landed a haymaker & his rhyme scheme was super consistent throughout. he edges it with the way he penned down the rhyming vowels.

krone was mehhhhh with his rhyme pattern & it made his closer less valuable. fight vets/rhymes well, then snap & bark, back & laugh......then back to stripes yet? the consistency got lost in the process.

MVGT: FYH
Family › Re: This Woman Wants To Kill Her Baby! by coogar: 9:33pm On Sep 27, 2014
stüpid woman!
if the baby dies now, she would blame her neighbour for wïtchery. i would have aimed my left shoe at her bütt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2014
chrisley024: Our midfield will be a joke without Herrera. I'll keep praying he comes back before next game.
if he's injured, what can we do?
carrick is a good passer & blind is also sure of his passes. i hope taking herrera off was precautionary though.....he's too good not to have in our next game. we need rafael & shaw in tip top shape & 2 beastly centre-backs.

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