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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 9:27pm On Oct 03, 2014
moca: Haba! Coogar!
Kuylie,kuli, coogar is pulling ur leg and u r falling for it. Enuf abeg kiss
don't mind that sambarry.....

SAMBARRY: So why are you toasting me.go and meet the more prettier intelligent and sexier women. What is keeping you waiting grin
me? toast you? grin cheesy
see me see allegation. where & when did this take place? you keep having all these wet dreams, are you sure you don't have a spirit-boyfriend?

go and try that line for those who are suffering from laziness and dependency on a man.as per who will want a baby mamma, so you even knew I'm a proud single momma and you're toasting me. It's obvious you don't know what you want. grin For the last time coogar or whatever you call yourself clearat of my front. Your customers are in cocaine avenue waiting for you. Stop harassing me. BE WARNED! BACK OFF! angry
are you a proud single babymama cos you choose to be or because you got dumped? i met your babyfather & he told me he kicked you out of his like polio cos you always wet the bed. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:22pm On Oct 03, 2014
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the hacks are going for fletcher in the middle. he's too frail to combat with besic & barry. gimme anderson or valencia in that role.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
SailorXY: @Lily4star nice personal message there lol
you won't believe lily4star & some united fans have a thread in the wilderness. i doubt any of them has ever been in this section. they are all stuck in the main sports section. the mods don't help though, once in a while, they should be putting this thread on the FP to direct fans here instead of the other side.

elampiro: Bros se, hope all is well? cheesy
Gaal said Jones is not fit.
who cares whether he's fit or not. i said even if he's fit to play, he's a goat & you can expect him to injure himself.

SailorXY: Valencia has never been used in the middle @ United. in fact, i remember just once i saw him with the ball towards the left wing, i was like ?wetin this one dey find for that place? cheesy
i have forgotten that match now. we shouldn't forget that the diamond 4 interchange positions from time to time, i dont know how Valencia will cope or keep it compact cuz his brain is only wired to the white chalk on the right side
he's very good in the middle for ecuador!
valencia is their di maria with his direct running. he doesn't have to cross so it should be easier for him to just pass the ball to the players ahead of him & when he loses possession, he has the energy to drift back.

i just don't want any defensive role for mata tomorrow. if we play 3 runners in the middle, there wouldn't be any need for mata to track back. 7 players are enough to defend. let mata create while robin & radamel do the finishing.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 9:01pm On Oct 03, 2014
SAMBARRY: helooooo undecided

you must think so highly of yourself that in this day and age I will enter polygamy with my two eyes open. Even if you are the chairman of world bank, why will any reasonable human being enter polygamy not to now talk of a customer of magodo brothels.abeg clearat of my front, you're blocking the way undecided
women better than you, more educated than you, more pretty than you, more well-figured than you are waiting on the line to be wifed by coogar & you are there misyarning. if you open that your mouth again, i will stuff it with akara. cheesy grin

what makes you think a babymama like yourself even has a chance with a stud like me?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
chrisley024: My problem with him is saying how our back will look like. Blackett is back while some thought Jones is fit. Would have kept his opponent guessing.
jones is a goat!
if he plays he would injure himself again. i woulda wanted fellaini to complete the triumvirate in the midfield cos of the height factor.

valencia can also be useful in the middle. he plays there for his country. i see no reason van gaal can't try him in the middle. we need runners in that middle to nullify everton.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:20pm On Oct 03, 2014
SailorXY: everyone knows the first 11 minus injuries, not much given away IMO
McNair is the only fit/available CB with Rojo cool
Herrera & Rooney will be absent from the team against West Ham, Mata is the obvious choice for Rooney (the world knows that). who slots in for Herrera is anybody's guess.
the emphasis is on tactics, not bodies wink
herrera's replacement would be one of fellaini, fletcher or anderson. thank fëck for the international week. by the 20th, at least 6 of the 8 injured players should be up & running.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 7:35pm On Oct 03, 2014
SAMBARRY: coogar or whatever he calls himself is a married man so what's my own with that noise maker meanwhile behave yourself because only you know what you are inferring
thunder faya your akpu-made nyansh.
na me be noisemaker? why are you so envious of my marital status? is it because i told you i cannot take you as a second wife? cheesy grin
Family › Re: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by coogar: 7:18pm On Oct 03, 2014
arguments & counterarguments
much ado about fücking! grin
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by coogar: 6:50pm On Oct 03, 2014
SAMBARRY: respect yasef.shebi I have told you in another thread like that to stop patronizing all this isolo ashewo of 500 naira per night. They are the ones capable of stealing yoursperm for jazz and to increase their sales. Stop patronizing street brothels or red light district. They will steal your destiny
so you are not denying you are capable of number 4? which other ones have you done in the past? grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:03pm On Oct 03, 2014
debosky: ^^ Why do you say all of a sudden? cheesy

I remember the days when Welbz and Sturridge were on loan and back then I had arguments with nateevs I think on my preference for Welbz. It's nothing new.

Besides, once you put on the Red and White, you get debosky's backing 100%. cool
explain why you remove your backing for the following players while donning red & white...

eboue
gervinho
arshavin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:52pm On Oct 03, 2014
debosky: Prepare to face the wrath of Welbz+Sanchez this weekend. cool cool
all of a sudden, debosky now believes in welbz.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:31pm On Oct 03, 2014
chrisley024: On Sunday's opponents: "I have to say that I like Everton because they want to play football like I want to play football".

Read well boy
everton would be destroyed on sunday. we have the home field advantage & everton just got back from their tie in europa game. the fatigue would tell on them if we make them chase the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2014
StarBoard: That's why I say van Gaal is playing to the gallery.
It's pretty obvious by his implied approval from his lack of criticism when Rooney doesn't shift his obese weight and do work for the team.
which is quite baffling to be honest - LVG actually imply that rooney must play cos he's the captain, not because rooney deserves to be in the team.

i looked at the last 2 seasons of shirt sales, rooney was outsold by RVP. if a £300k/week player isn't selling shirts & he's not the best player in the team, why is he earning that much?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:33pm On Oct 03, 2014
SIRcumalot: i always do
i thought we all agree that preseason don't mean shite.
so you thought we were adding preseason goals when talking about mata? grin cheesy

in his last 6 league games last season, mata copped 6 goals & 2 assists. in his first 5 league games this season, he's scored 2 goals.

that's a total of 8 goals & 2 assists in his last 11 league games for man utd. it's a travesty that mata is being sidelined for the man-child who only makes the team cos he's english.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:03pm On Oct 03, 2014
elampiro: lol.

At that time Falcao had not been signed and there wouldn't have been who displaces who in the striking role had United decided not to sign Falcao. The coach could also have gone for a flat 4-3-3, no hole at all. Like Gaal played in the second half vs Mexico.
we had welbeck & hernandez.
there's no way rooney would displace any of those two in the forward position as well cos they have more pace than rooney in a 4-3-3.

there's no way you can put sneijder & rooney in the same team regardless of the formation. rooney would have had to give way to sneijder - they both have the same function.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:51am On Oct 03, 2014
StarBoard: Not sure why people feel it's imperative to draw conclusions where there are none.
even if we assume the so called sneijder interest was true for argument's sake, rooney would have been the man to vacate his position in the hole & probably sit on the bench. rooney isn't ever going to displace van persie in the centre forward position.

PietroRico: I remember that part very well. It was the reason why I didn't even bother paying any attention to the other interview.
he just said "interest"......any player can claim united are interested in them especially with the way the media go apëshit during the summer and link united to virtually everyone just to sell papers.

i remember correcting dayokanu then when he was saying all our targets snubbed us for other clubs. dailymail will make up a useless story that united are interested in obafemi martins with no credible quote backing the story. 3 days later, martins would renew his contract or join some obscure club & dailymail would write that martins has snubbed united........when there was no interest or bid in the first place.

it's just a gimmick to sell papers - they know anything united draws views & mouse-clicks and they use it to their advantage. this is why i don't really focus on the headlines, i look for quotes. dailymail fools the internet sheep with phrases like "it was gathered that", "close sources said", etc. when you read stuff like that, you can be 99% sure that it's bullshyte!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:40am On Oct 03, 2014
PietroRico: so u believed that bullshiiit interview?
undecided
Sneijder just wanted to use us feel relevant jare. He's trying to compensate himself over that failed move

Imagine the old cargo coming out to say he turned us down for UCL footie. grin
Laughable at best.

Mtchew.
he didn't say he turned us down - we never even made any bid for him. he said he was aware of united's interest in him.....but champions league was more important to him & he wasn't going to leave galatasaray.

the so called united interest was media-generated. during the summer, he was actually saying it would be difficult to turn united down if van gaal makes him an offer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:54am On Oct 03, 2014
StarBoard: Still not an excuse to struggle,really.
If we don't have an idea of what our side will be like, how can we be likening our situation to teams who already have an idea of what lineup they will put out baring injury/suspension?

We all know Rooney shouldn't be captain.
Asked for a transfer out of OT twice and even flirted with Chelsea two summers ago.
How do you make someone who has acted like a mercenary captain?

And he levels whatever merits he might have earned(according to to you,because I don't believe he has) by getting sent off stupidly. Now if he has earned that right, is he not weakening his side by allowing himself to get sent off and missing three games in the process?

And Mata has like 8 goals in 11 games as a midfielder.
Surely you don't mean what you say.
it beats me how anyone can say mata hasn't done anything this season. he's been one of our best performers this season in spite of his limited appearance.
Family › Re: A Thread For "Everything Polygamy"! by coogar: 10:52am On Oct 03, 2014
Shirley07: You can't use logic for the scriptures though.
what should we use then, foolishness?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:49am On Oct 03, 2014
@coogar! You don high on adulterated alomo.
tongue grin
yeyenatu needs to get laid - it's obvious she's ovulating
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by coogar: 10:46am On Oct 03, 2014
Taking his spérm, hair or personal effects to Babalawo. Guys, disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea.
this is what a woman like sambarry is capable of doing. grin
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 12:24am On Oct 03, 2014
moca: What was that?
Talk true o or i will call chillisause and beeevan for u tongue
U know they can reset ur head if they want to tongue
i am leaving this section for chillisauce & beevan.....they have vowed to keep tormenting me. grin

D babes r sumptous(is this d spelling?) cheesy
With ...................infact, case closed.
Taste and see that d lawd is good cheesy
Abeg, my akwa dey beckon me cheesy

Ka o di cheesy kiss tongue

(U blunder here o, but will treat it when my eyes r clear cheesy)
yes, the babes are sumptuous quite alright. isn't that what almost landed me in trouble? biko, i cannot say......the chief priest told me not to share my experience with no one otherwise i might turn into a tortoise. grin
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 11:43pm On Oct 02, 2014
moca: Hehehehee! cheesy
New yam festival was great kiss
Told u to get ready so we can go sad


We r fine, daalu rinne kiss tongue

And by d way, i enjoy ur rap battle very well. Hmmn, u r really talented and versatile.
Keep it up! kiss cheesy
i was @ the festival. cheesy
i had a strange encounter with your village maidens but i have been asked not to speak about it.........

r231: America will know grin cheesy
what will they know?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 11:28pm On Oct 02, 2014
moca: Alleluia sombarry! tongue
So coogar decided to check me out today?
O dikwa serious o cheesy

U don do inyanga tire?

Its remaining ur brother.
I siddon dey look
na wa for you
i thought if you were back, something "yellow pawpaw" must be in your new moniker. it didn't occur to me at all that you are moca.

try & add ypepe to your siggy so we can identify. there are too many names to keep track of already. anyways, how are you?

how was the yam festival for you? grin cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
Lagunna: Let me tell u something, aromo..Back in the days, a lot of guys hated on coogar. And then he battled siidoog with a dópe verse. And these so called haters didn't have any choice but to vote for him. Get your acts together, pen something really dópe and you will get deserving votes; haters or not.
i am still extremely hated.
aromo should let his pen game do the talking. if he talks less & works harder, he would soon silence his critics.

ok, naija folks....

how good is phyno? is he as good as modo or MI?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 11:06pm On Oct 02, 2014
moca: Sea food is d bomb kiss
I hate chicken but can swarp it for beaf except cow head.

Honestly if its only me,sea food,veggies and fruits.
They make d body glow.
No sickness and u r in shape.
Disadvantages r,expensive to run,too much gas and runny stomach(i think thats all)
you type like ypepe - are you related?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:52pm On Oct 02, 2014
i cant believe the level of bïtchassness on this thread. what's wrong with you people? are you all high on pubic hair?
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 10:38pm On Oct 02, 2014
naijababe: Lol...........I wonder if he is going to urge Ebola to surrender too
don't mind that fisherman!
how come we don't have the equivalent of PM question in naija - the ish cameron & co do here every week? i doubt GEJ can defend any of his policies if drilled on the spot.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:31pm On Oct 02, 2014
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:10pm On Oct 02, 2014
SailorXY: is Ogbonna a brute like Mangala? i haven't seen him play @ all
he's mangala X 5
Family › Re: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by coogar: 9:07pm On Oct 02, 2014
cococandy: I don talk my own.

In summary:

If a man cheats he's looking for something his wife doesn't give him at home.

If the wife cheats. Erm why should she go look for something her husband doesn't give her? Why didn't she just endure it for better for worse.

If the single person is a girl,she's the blame for seducing the man.
If the single person is a man he has no blame. The woman who slept with him is to blame.

Your opinion is duly noted cheesy.
you are correct!
who said yes gets the blame. however, if he’s a sociopath or narcissistic, all bets are off.....for men like that, the woman can be the best person in the world, and he’s still going to be a complete loser.....

but most men aren’t like that, the average husband longs for one thing, and that’s to be special to his woman. give the average man plenty of love & respect & he will never bite the fingers that feed him.
Family › Re: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by coogar: 8:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
cococandy: I am mr obi. I want to cheat on my wife.
Single girl nkechi refuses my advance
I go to single girls ada,lori,nikky etc etc and all refuse.
I find refuge in mrs solomon.
Bottom line is I am the married person here.
So if I want my marriage to be protected,I'm the one responsible for that.
nah.....
you are getting the dynamics wrong. a woman should share the blame if her hubby cheats on her.

The world doesn't owe me the duty to protect my marriage. I owe my partner that duty. So thinking my marriage failed because single girls didn't say no to me would be very sstupid of me.
i don't disagree with the above if the wife at home is doing her duties. it is human nature to seek out comfort when they are not receiving what they need at home.

What about the virgins who get cheated on by their husbands? Who did they offend and who's karma is haunting them?
virgins got cheated on by her husband? she deserves it - she has been starving her hubby.

see....when the wife does not focus in on the needs and the feelings, sexually, personally, to make him feel like a man, to make him feel like a success, to make him feel like her hero, he’s very susceptible to the charm of some other woman making him feel what he needs.

Even as I'm married I get offers from men outside. Do you think if I cheat I'll be foolish enough to try say I cheated because the guy kept on wooing me or didn't say no to my advance?
that's a different thing altogether - you are a woman. the decision to sleep around ultimately lies with you & you only. even if a man wants to cheat, there's no guarantee he would succeed cos he still needs the approval of the woman he wants to cheat with.

you said so yourself here.....
That's what I like about men sha. Cheat on him and he sees the problem which is you.
But cheat on some women and they'll leave their problem(the man) and face the girl outside.
there's a reason both genders feel the woman is the key to any marital infidelity. she's the one that holds the key whether sėx would happen or not. a man has no such powers unless in the case of räpe - which is a criminal offence.

Really it's funny for anyone to try blame single people for married ones who won't remember their vows when they want to cheat.
if the single person here is a woman, she carries the blame 100%.

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