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GIYAZZ: Well sire, I wonder why you had to ignite the notorious engines of your rage. But I do not think I deserve to be insulted by you. I only delivered a message meant for you. It is glaring I deserve an apology from you. I believe you are a gent.apology for what? are you kr0ne? FYH? teddy? yeyenatu? where did i mention your name? go play somewhere, little boy......you are starting to get on me nerves. |
mikuz: You are the biggest iidiot in NL.the perpetual poverty you were born into caused this brain malfunction from you. when i was born, i was a baby. when you were born, you were a pikin So if 'air conditioning' is not a verb, it is an adjective then? You're a useless goat, as old as you are its still difficult for you to identify parts of speech and dig easy punchlines that even a 2 year old can quickly decipher - what a disgrace!your stepmother placed this curse on you. if you have any iota of common sense. if wrong pills weren't taken when you were feeding through the placenta, your central nervous system would have told you that airconditioning is a process where hot air is converted into cold air. so how can mode-9's cold flow bring airconditioning? didn't you do physics? where were you when your mates were being trained in quality schools? i can bet you were on the streets of edo fanning the embers of fire used to roast corn & unripe plantain. Sstupid illiterate punchline recycler/ biter!ę still dey pain you that i destroyed you spiritually & lyrically. you can never be on my level, you ugly piece of shyte. if ebola had a face, you would strike a perfect resemblance with it. oloshious fellow - no wonder khimwhyte exposed you as a doofus. you steal rhymes, you have also attempted to steal chics. your blood relations with the anini dynasty is starting to manifest in your life. mikuz: In the history of this forum, no one comes near Modo's level apart from ThePrekky, Dbr, Ibime and Streetwize!of course..... neck like a guinea fowl, headwarmer in the sun are punchlines for cerebral palsy homoerötic bastärds like yourself. teddymiyaki will murder mode-9 on a mic & a camera. this is the only forum in nigeria where people spit hardcore lines. if you don't agree, go & bring mode-9 here.......watch as i will destroy every atom in his body with my hattori honzo sword. |
elampiro: Your article states Rooney was our number 10 (playmaker) in 2011/12, something you have always denied since vr a year now.where in that article did it say rooney was a playmaker in 11/12? so over 3 years ago from 2014 is 2012?? ![]() |
GIYAZZ: Funny enought sire, I had to check again. And it was directed to you; and I wondered for a second: "why did I check?"boy - change your weed supplier....he's mixing pawpaw leaves with your mary J. what the fück are you on about? i can't even remember quoting you at any point on this thread. are you high? |
GIYAZZ: It's quite right that I've known you for this, but I have to confess, the current act of the "This" I may not have highlighted you are known for is a stray bullet travelling towards the direction of an ignorant street beggar, and within seconds; if the afforementioned beggar refuses to rebuke ignorance he may be hit. Be warnedwhat's the meaning of the above? are you sure that was meant for me? teddybiyasi: kr0ne's a married man with 5000 children to feed like the miracle of Jesus Christso you don't do married men? teddy, confess - you secretly wish to be kr0ne's first wife. |
ELYMAXiimus: krone said he nd fph used to be in the same watsapp rapgroup!it seems kr0ne is the guru here. teddymiyaki loves krone.....yeyenatu will have kr0ne's babies if she gets the opportunity & now i am being told kr0ne owns a rap-group. na wao |
fuckyouhard: that dude is really insane!..........is it possible for one to dub lines before joinin a site? and how do i copy krone, do we have the same style? tho he'll claim he taught me bla bla bla.................but how are we related in style of writin? elywack is an a.s.shole!just ignore such yearns.... go and concentrate on your battle - in short, don't log on until you have scripted a monster verse. don't be enmeshed in the distraction of elymax & kim. if they say you are copying someone else's style, na them sabi. they should copy styles too. the more time spent discussing irrelevant things, the less time you have to script quality bars. log out, go and write. |
ELYMAXiimus: don't be deceived!!!what's the connection between kr0ne and FYH? you mean FYH has a history before coming on NL? i don't understand the gist, abeg |
ELYMAXiimus: limerick said i'm the one causing fph's arrogance, but i think you're the one! Lets say the truth nd shame the devil!!!you can say what you like - he's the busiest netcee on this forum. he only joined this section about 3 months ago & he's battled close to 10 times. he's won all his brawls too - from teddymiyaki to mikuz. give credits where it's due, FYH is dopë. you think it's easy to be as busy as him and have a dopë written in every drop? did you not see ibime got taken out by U3 cos ibime had 2 big battles within a week? the more you battle, the less you punch. that's a simple law of nature. Lagunna: I felt u were not really interested and like u said, u wanted to lose...if you want to see a dopë final - i think the date should be moved to allow the finalists about 10-14 days to rest well & write. what's the rush for? i would rather read quality verses once a month than read substandard verses every day. the quality of this tournament has been below the normal standard here cos kim kept rushing everything as if tomorrow is rapture. the longer the rest given to the finalists, the better the quality will be. FYH & kr0ne should agree on a date - kim shouldn't be the one forcing the date on them. it should be on their terms & conditions. |
ElFenomeno1: This is unfair...there was no moment of brilliance from rooney. even the assist was made easy by di maria's run. di maria took the ball past 2 markers and fed rooney the ball....di maria continued running thus forcing leicester's defenders to drop back - which created enough space for rooney to make that pass - there was no pressure on rooney at all & still he underhit the pass. any professional player in that position would make that assist - i have seen the match again & again and the only thing i keep remembering was rooney screaming, mouthing off to clatterburg and one useless diagonal pass he sent to the corner flag when there was none of our players on that area of the pitch. As a captain, he was vocal and i thought he acquitted himself well.it's not about being vocal - it's about knowing when to be vocal. go into the archives and dig out when evra or vidic has screamed on their team mates. even when united were skewered by city in the famous 6-1 defeat at old trafford, no one blamed the other cos it was a general poor performance by everyone. SAF didn't get up from his seat but you could tell he would be throwing the teacup later in the dressing room. A true captain doesnt necessarily need to run into the net to pick up the ball and aid a quick restart.but he necessarily needs to mouth off expletives to the ref, scream at his own players when he was the fool that gave the ball back to leicester? Yes he got booked for arguing with Clattenburg but that is not the first time we will see skippos or players do that... its a natural thing to challenge situations like that for a passionate and enthusiastic player.it seems you don't understand. screaming at the players is sometimes acceptable but not when the player screaming is the culprit. rooney wanted to remove the speck in blackett's eye when he's carrying a log in his own eyes. how daft is that? the only player allowed to scream at that point was de gea - not rooney!!! Jheeze, your slaughtering of and picking on Rooney on this forum is becoming too personal LOLi am an enemy to any fat bastärd that slows down the progress of this club. if we look at it, rooney isn't even a mancunian - he's a bloody fat scouser. so why is he a sacred cow that shouldn't be criticised? is rooney a natural leader? no!!!! RuuDie: Very easy to be r*ped right now by anyone at the moment. We have wing-backs who are supposed to be more offensive than defensive and are way too far from their own half when the ball is lost on another part of the park... even worse when you have central midfielders who simply refuse to foul the opponents to stop their progress.rojo wasn't even räped - that ball had gone out by the time vardy made the cross. i don't understand how that goal stood. 1st goal - ball was out before the cross 2nd goal - a horrendous penalty decision 3rd goal - rooney brainfarted - valid goal 4th goal - mata slipped 5th goal - foul on blackett. only 2 of their goals should have stood! |
fuckyouhard: my opinion about ksslib is still the same..............he's good, very intelligent with the words........... but doesn't land his punches well. elywack is still elywack and he can never do without bitin and droppin silly puns. he clearly bit sleakid's line here and recycled another one from fb. wack foolif ksslib puts in an extra 20 mins to each of his punchlines, he would be in the top 5. the problem with him is he doesn't word his bars well to get the maximum damage. as far as concept goes, he was a monster in that brawl but he only had the raw materials - he lacked the finishing. you were just consistent throughout and that was what swayed my decision. make sure the final is dopë, bro! stop toying with your opponents. it will get you seriously hurt one day soon. |
JigsawKillah: lol are you shïtting me?ask around - tekunle prison is like alcatraz - it's situated on an island on the outskirts of lagos. only boats & helicopters go there and the island is surrounded by a creek swarming with alligators & crocs. it's the worst prison facility in the world - actually, it's a detention centre built by OBJ & was used as a secret prison to punish political prisoners. i broke it & escaped unhurt & unharmed. got my nuccas out and we strolled back to europe. yeyenatu: and coogar! smhing for you setiously. that horror core sh*t is just nasty. but knowing you as a nasty piece of sperm and fart. its right up your alley.you look like brad pitt dad's dïck. ![]() Limerick: Lol, you bet I'd beat fyh anyday na. No be mouthmikuz is a biter......his first victim was his midwife in the labour room. ![]() kr0ne: Yeyenatu, wahala babei watched my first horror movie at the age of 5 and i haven't stopped since then. when it comes to slicing & dicing the small intestine or gouging out the eyes to boil & place neatly beside my white rice, there's no one iller than coogar...... |
codedguy1: Is this not the same Rooney that was complaining about being played on the flanks, now he wants to willingly play in the same wide position or anywhere the coach plays him.https://www.ryanseacrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Adam-Levine-Laugh-Attack.gif |
PietroRico: . He spoke of his adaptability.who's the captain? who's the most experienced united player on the pitch after the referee's decision? rooney was protesting to the referee when he should be geeing the players up & telling them to calm their nerves, a true captain would have run into the net to pick the ball up & run to the centre circle to restart - that gesture alone would have done more good than rooney wasting his time trying to convince clatterburg. once penalty is given, is there any point arguing? would the ref change his mind cos rooney was arguing? the equaliser was what broke the camel's back. rooney spread panic in the young defence by screaming like a rhesus monkey while he was at fault for the goal. screaming is acceptable but not when the screamer is the culprit. rooney lost his head & blackett was never the same again after that incident. |
liveLongNprospa: I might not be a gud football analyst like coogar or elampiro but I hv been watching Rooney since d days of him playing with cr7 nd tevez AND TO BE TRUTHFUL ROONEY IS NOW AWFUL I MEAN DUDE MAKES ME WANNA LITERALLY SHIT IN HIS MOUTH IF I GET A CHANCE TO...he can't blame age..no way...coz ibra is showin to d world dat being 30 is awesome as a footballer...nd for the fact that he(Wayne the cow) has cheated man u into giving him a 300k contract I feel like stepping on his soul... Elampiro pls be truthful..wud u say Rooney has gotten better or worse...nd by d way m a Madrid fan nd it pains me like dis..i wonder hw u red devil lads feel wen u watch himyou have observed correctly - we are now witnessing the decline of that young player that bursted into the scene in 2003. back then, an angry rooney spells doom for the opponents. he was pacy, strong on the ball, excellent dribbling skills and he could shoot from anywhere on the pitch and score. he was piss poor on sunday..... this was how another journo described his shambolic display against leicester. ROONEY'S RULE Ranting and raving like a Scouse John Terry following Esteban Cambiasso's equaliser, Wayne Rooney launched the pram, rather than the toys, as he moaned at Rojo, Blackett and Daley Blind. The irony was Rooney was to blame for Leicester's leveller. |
PietroRico: ^^ good to see rooney hammering on his willingness to play out wide.does he have the pace to play out wide? i hate valencia with every pint of my blood but i would rather have him than watch rooney plodding labouriously on the flanks. when was the last time you saw rooney took the ball past a marker with pace? he single-handedly ruined LVG's plan on sunday. the diamond formation concentrates the attack in the middle. only the fullbacks(when overlapping) and the 2 strikers should be drifting wide. the 4 midfielders making the diamond should be intelligent enough to play passes that would keep the shape. if the ball goes wide too often, it would stretch the diamond because one of di maria & herrera would want to tag-team to beat the opponents full back. if the opponents get the ball from that point, our midfield would be out of shape to deal with the counter-attack. that was why we were vulnerable each time leicester broke.... |
"I don't think anyone can put a finger on my best position, but I am adaptable. I can go into midfield, drop out wide or play up-front. It just depends on where the manager wants me to play."translation - "i lack positional discipline" i cannot imagine messi, ronaldo, iniesta, ibrahimovic, etc coming out with this crapola. rooney's indecision on where to play is a ploy to hide the fact he has regressed. he wants to be a striker today & a playmaker tomorrow. van gaal has to be an idïot not to drop rooney after this self-admission. codedguy1: LvG will soon regret making Rooney the captain if care is not taken, since his captain must play and Rooney would be found out to be master of no particular position and there would be a player better than him in every position they want to push him to.spot on! LVG actually said he wants players to be in their strongest position. falcao is better than rooney as a striker & LVG has actually admitted that he's not satisfied with rooney's performance as a striker cos rooney is wack in that position. now he wants to try rooney in the hole - and that threatens mata's position in the team. i think mata should be patient. it took LVG just 4 league games to find out rooney is useless as a striker. in another 4 league games, rooney would be found out again that he's not up to the task. slowly & gradually, rooney would be pushed further & further back till he would start dragging shirt with rojo & blackett. by christmas, he will be dragging position with anderson & marouane on the bench. it's going to be an interesting season. |
JigsawKillah: have you been to kuje before?tekunle prison is the worst prison in africa & i broke my goons out of it some years ago. why do you think i am called coogar? ![]() don't try me o!!! |
hensben: playing rooney as no 10 is waste, he is either use as top 9 when playing 4-3-3 formation or play him with a striker up front(i.e, 2 strikers like falcao n rvp in last game) when playing 4-4-2 or 4-2-3-1 or 3-5-2 or 4-1-2-1-2(LVG's formation in last game) formations.... giving excuse that he works hard bla bla bla is bs.. A no 10 is suppose to possess intelligent passes in his legs, decisive passes at final third to strikers like mata or herrera, work horses in a team are DMF and Box to B ox not no 10 though, everybody track back when on pressure or opponent want to take corner(except maybe one winger cos of counter attack)...when carrick is back or after signing strootman man utd formation should be; (4-1-2-1-2): de gea; rafael, rojo/jones, evans/smalling,shaw/rojo; strootman/blind; blind,di maria; mata/herrera; falcao, rooney/RVP.a number-10 has to be clever, nimble, agile and must have vision. rooney should be playing like coutinho.....he doesn't even have the common sense to play the required weight of pass. if you watch the di maria goal again......rooney's pass was underhit - di maria had to improvise & that was why he dragged his feet to chip the keeper to score & that pass was with no pressure, but rooney nearly còcked it up. |
GSOB = goals scored outside the box. https://eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/08.png https://eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/09.png https://eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/10.png https://eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/11.png there's no wayne rooney on the list - the article you are quoting only focused on one season - the season RVP was mostly injured was used to boost rooney's numbers in comparison to RVP's 12/13 season and you are passing that out as the gospel truth. you are an effing disgrace, elampawa!!!! |
all4naija: I still stand on my words, it is a marketing strategy! It is plan to garner more gullible wannabee iSheep with time to come. I am not hating though. Most people are going to wait endless for their iPhones to arrive due to demand exceeding supply from the look of things. Thanks to those who are not perturbed by the fact that they are putting their money on low quality plastic gilded by aluminum. The same thing they accused Samsung of in the past. Hehehe... Those Apple users are very funny. They are probably eating their sh*ts by now and that is a big shame on them. Bwahaha...!you would probably ask to see michele obama's clitòris too just to be sure she's a woman. it seems you dunno when to give up with your balderdash. apple didn't set a record because of you - they dunno you exist. what has your buying apple phone or not buying gotta do with their profit/loss account? they just sold more than 10 million units and you are here feeling important that they announced that figure so you can buy their product. just give up already. you love samsung, go on the samsung thread & constitute a nuisance there. leave the iSheep alone with their cross. you have made more posts here than the iSheep sef. obsession much? ![]() |
hensben: thats true!english media had a role to play here too. overhyping rubbish & putting a whole lot of pressure on his shoulders. then rooney didn't manage himself well too. his lifestyle is nothing to write home about. he drinks beer like a fish, he smokes like a chimney & he's never fit at the start of a season.... even ashley young has scored more goals outside the box than rooney in the last 5 years. |
hensben: rooney is average, english media always make most of their players to feel like football greats, if they can hype andy carrol were liverpool signed him for 35mil pounds or is it shaw(a 19 year old who is not a starter at national team,who played for southampton, he doesn't even has big tournament experience like UCL,) says it all about english players and their media.rooney is below average...... wekbeck, sterling, sturridge are currently better. he's shyte all through these days. |
iamaromolaeran: I agree with you..but not this Eminem...... but the Eminem when he was in his prime....horrorcore creeping into the house with a ski-mask, sawn-off shotgun & shooting at sight. cutting babies up & throwing em in the oven so i can have something to eat. ![]() |
iamaromolaeran: who even gave him that name Kim.....cos the bbitch bearing that name is the one ray j bleeped and the one kanye is straffing.. a very suitable name for the self acclaimed Achebe of rap.....if chunua was alive...he d' be ashamed of him......i spelt mik backwards & he became kim. he's a diva. there are rumours that he menstruates too so pardon his occasional tantrums. ![]() |
iamaromolaeran: lmfao...and the word "freestyle" is an adverb. if kim marries a fool like him, he will increase the population of idïots in edo state. ![]() |
SailorXY: THISin the last 18 months, rooney's shots don't travel further than 2 yards. they all get blocked cos he's too daft - he makes it too obvious he wants to shoot & the markers just throw a leg or their backs to block his shot. |
Limerick: So that 'spirit' thing is true afterallvery true! after 3 weeks, you would be like pete edochie. |
Nihilist: I don't see why this team shouldn't challenge for the top 4 though...what about the red cards & the long suspension these players would cop. is lukaku more physical than caroll? lukaku docks from aerial battles, caroll relishes it. ![]() |
iamaromolaeran: ehen....i thought you said eminem can freestyle all through --'with his eyeballs stationed and focused'' lolfreestyling to throw words around is different from freestyling to win a battle. come on - you are starting to act like an amateur here. a good rapper will get away with spitting some random rhymes as long as he keeps the flow moving. he doesn't have to punch or find a crazy metaphor. battling is different. you have heard eminem on the louis armstrong freestyle aerobics & he did very very well with all the words thrown at him even though louis kept interrupting him with fresh words and disrupting eminem's flow. if he enters kotd to brawl arsonal, dna diaster or even that small boy 'lil sexy' in ahat without preparing ...they will chop his ppenis and stuff in hailie's mouth and kim's cclitorishe's the only rapper i actually believe can walk to KOTD/URL battle stage and eat any of the names on their cards. his first bars alone would have niggaz jumping off their feet. what angle can you use against eminem - his life is out there already.....but he would say the most hilarious ish about you. he's the meanest!!! which rap league do you enjoy more? and whos your favourite rap battler?URL has the highest quality & the baddest nuccas. charlie clips remains the best....i like some cats in canada too & few heads here in the UK. |
all4naija: No, it is not! Why should I? Not because some group of fanatics moving with the bandwagon to make sure the old habit is kept alive I should jump in frenzy and the usual make-some-noise jubilation to buy what I don't find fascinating. Not to make mention of the current idea to incorporate NFC, change the sizes which they complained about of other products and after all the infringement battles with Samsung. If there is any reason for me to look down on iPhone users all rather Apple iSheep it is for that major incidence in the past. Please, enjoy your iPhone 10-million record while it last. But, don't expect me to have my hands on it anytime in the future.oh my gosh! were you not yapping your mouth few days ago that there's no way they will sell more than the 4 million pre-ordered units? all4naija: We know Apple users are die-hard ornery. That is the simple reason they continue to fall prey for the tech giant low specs. Are you telling me in the next week we are going to see iPhones sales got addition 5 million? Nah...! Give it a break! The earlier you realize that it's a marketing strategy the earlier for you to starting putting your money in a better specs like Samsung Galaxy S 5 or Sony Xperia Z2. They are way sophisticated than iPhones 6/6+. I am doing some help by telling you what is reality, lady.i thought you said the figure was a marketing strategy here. all4naija getting caught in his own pükery. now he's changed mouth like he expected apple to sell 10 million - after disputing they will not sell 9 million only last week.what a twist - so you mean you expected apple to sell more than 10 million units in the first weekend? this is despite the fact that china wasn't among the countries where it launched on friday.don't sweat it, my prayer remains you'll never lay your hands on any apple phone. keep enjoying your samsung for now. i hope nothing disrupts your marriage with samsung - who else deserves a substandard product if not you? ![]() |
hensben: yeah i understand you, rooney is average but since he is been made god in man utd, he receives huge weekly salary and also name the club captain so you dont expect the coach to drop him thats what made me to type those words, form of an alternative...Rooney cant play no 10 but man utd fans will be like he works hard for the team. Football is not all about strength and running around, its about been effective with the ball, techniques and positioning. If football is all about strength africans would have been winning world cup every 4 years and lasana diarra would have been the best midfielder in the world.except that there's a school of thought here with the notion that pawa beats skills hands down every time. the ideal united team for them would be.... -------------begovic------------- richards--jones--mangala--taiwo --------fernando--matic--------- --valencia-----toure-------hulk-- ------------andy caroll------------ they are convinced this team will win consecutive league titles & be the first team ever to retain the champions league since 92. |
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