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beeevan: If a male caregiver is the only one available to care for my female toddler, i did rather keep my child at home.

except that women are the chief abusers of children & that includes sëxual abuse! so while you are running awaybfrom the male care-giver, you might be putting your innocent female child in the hands of a sex offender.

Shirley07: I will keep fvcking with your head until that archaic cerebrum of yours is diminished. It's quite embarrassing.

but i don't wanna fück you....na by force?

Shirley07: Stale..
You add nothing that wasn't being discussed already.
Talking of dullard, why don't you chew on your living hair strands, Fo0lish Ruminant?

shirley, go fück yourself.....
i am busy having an intelligent discourse with a respectable lady. you should borrow a leaf from her on how to conduct yourself like a lady. you have the swag of a mango tree.

cococandy: yea but they are not and some are still faithful to their vows.

how are you so sure of this? hilary clinton woulda sworn her hubby was faithful until monica lewinsky decided to spill the beans.

cococandy: Leave talk coogar I know we won't agree on this matter.
Just know that there's no comparison between the two.

ok, let's agree to disagree.....

cococandy: That would be if the polygamous man sleeps with only his wives right?
But you and I know that it is not so.

do monogamous men sleep with only their wives? same risks apply - the difference between a polygamist & a monogamist is the honesty & the transparency the polygamist man has. the fact that a man is monogamous doesn't mean he's not dipping his sausage elsewhere.

Ok speaking ideally the way it should be.
A monogamous man should sleep with only his wife and a polygamous man sleep with only his wives. Now from the days of job,people have been going back on their vows. So one can't say all polygamous men are honest with their wives. That's a big joke.

one can't say all monogamous men are honest with their wives as well. the same danger exists in both settings & this is exactly why i said there's nothing wrong with both systems if everyone is honest......the people are the problem, not the system.

Which would I chose? A monogamous man through' and through

if i understand you correctly.....you would choose a monogamous man that cheats over a polygamist that cheats?

There's no guarantee that a polygamous man will keep to only his wives. Infact the type of marriage he has that is devoid of strong emotional connection makes it easier for him to drop wives and atke wives at will.(Go to the north and see for yourself)
All the excuse that is done to avoid infidelity is farce.
Neither is it done for charity.
It's pure lust at work

by the same token, there's no guarantee that a monogamous man will keep to his one & only wife. there are more cheating monogamous men than cheating polygamists.

polygamists don't have a double-headed pënis......they are exactly the same as the monogamous men apart from the fact that they are more honest about their urges towards women.

if the society via christianity didn't make polygamy a social stigma, 99% of the men practising monogamy today would all be polygamists. so many of the men you see today are just keeping up with the joneses - if they were born in another part of the world where polygamy is widely accepted, they would be polygamists!

cococandy: That was me #justsaying.
But in reality I will not accept an unrepentant cheat and turn a blind eye to his philandering in order to stay married.
Tua.

i wouldn't advise anyone to stay with a cheat. that decision belongs to the aggrieved party to make by him/herself

Just wanted you to know that even though the two are evil,cheating is in no way comparable to legalized cheating(polygamy)

it's not comparable how?
so a man that is honest with his motive - tells the first wife he's found another woman he would like to bring home is worse than the one that lies to his first wife he's having conferences across the country while bunking with another woman secretly?

Shirley07: It doesn't rhyme, find something better, as$.

Not to forget all what you just regurgitated has been talked on, ruminant.

for the slow-witted, obnoxious dullard like yourself, it's better to repeat till fade cos if half word is enough for the wise, you need a whole encyclopaedia.

you are the dullest nigerian female i have been unfortunate to come across.

ElFenomeno1: Sharrap!
Continue wallowing in the past.... MUFC's future is as bleak as a sick bird's beak!

it can't be as bleak as arsënal - no league title since 03/04. we are now in 14/15 for feck's sake. how do you sleep at night? how have you been able to cope with 11 seasons of watching other clubs lift the premier league?

there's no way united would go 11 whole seasons without the league.

elampiro: * And Mata has the same point as Chelsea reserve goalkeeper. Ukwu!!!

mata doesn't earn £300k/week. mata hasn't been overhyped. he's actually underrated. 8 league goals in his last 11 games is the sort of record rooney should have but for where?

* The lolo of the matter is that Rooney has goals against the best teams in Europe in difficult fixtures. Quarter finals and Semi Finals. Even in the final. Your other guys can only pack goals into opponents goals in group stages and mostly against small teams.
RVP is a scam.

if my great grandmother with one eye is put in rooney's position @ man utd for 11 seasons, she would have scored more goals against top teams.

rooney has played 3,000 more minutes than van persie. that's about 33 full matches & he has just 4 UCL goals to show for that huge difference.

rooney is a failure!

nnenneigbo: omg, you've made it as easy as possible for the dummies to understand and they still can't. see the example above about the baker for god's sake. it explains it to the Tee. Whether the breads are eaten, thrown away is not the bakers business, he's sold the breads and moved on with his profit, understood?

hahahaha
this is why they are dummies in the first place. right now, they are saying the baker didn't even sell 4 million loaves of bread and they need to see the invoice first to believe it.

ElFenomeno1: Not like if you dont lead you will fare better anyway!

we have 5 titles in the last 8 seasons.
arsenal have zero in the last 10 seasons - if this was the real world, you won't even be allowed to come in here and have an opinion.

cococandy: No it is not better. It far worse.
I'd rather he cheats and I don't find out than he brings her home.
#justsaying.

and if he imports HIV or HPV for you, what then? how do you reverse HIV?

BTW the men who used to patronize runs girls more during my uni days were the polygamous alhajis in the area.
Or the visiting ones who come for business meetings et al

monogamous men patronise runs girls the most. men that have been sexually frustrated in their marriages are more than polygamous men if you rethink the stats.

Polygamy even makes them more 'liberal' in sharing the sausage
If you know what I mean.

if sharing the sausage makes the parties involved happy, so be it. it's way better than snooping around and lying to the wife at home.

the heartbreak such discovery causes is far more damaging than any crisis she can experience when living with another woman under one roof. infidelity is worse to the society than polygamy.

Shirley07: In your cloud-cuckoo land.
And what do you mean by couples inviting 3rd party to their bedroom? party is it, huh? Is that what you're telling us to practise and to let go of our traditional ways?

shut up & dig your head out of your rectum for once. i said human relationship has gone past one man/one woman theory for most. these days - many are keeping virtual relationships with or without their spouses' knowledge to keep it together. rather than have a husband cheating, is it not better for him to bring the other woman home & marry her legally?

If you only knew that Polygamy is a traditional practice, not that I'm suprised though. Whatever, take your 3some advice to your fellow pigs out there.

the above tells me nothing other than the fact that......you are a tool!

2-parent families are not the reality for millions of children in the 21st century. dvorce, surrogate parents, extended relatives, and other diverse family arrangements mean families already come in different sizes—why not recognize polygyny legally?

yet you call yourself a feminist - you must be the mgbeke breed cos feminism has always advocated for the choice of women. if a woman wants one hubby, let her have one. if she wants a man who's already got 5 wives, why stop her from having him? it's all about choices.

Odunharry: TOP 15PLAYERS IN THE EPL ACCORDING TO FIFA 15
1) Radamel Falcao, Manchester United, 88

2) Robin van Persie, Manchester United, 88

3) Eden Hazard, Chelsea, 88

4) David Silva, Manchester City, 87

5) Angel di Maria, Manchester United, 87,

6) Thibaut Courtois, Chelsea, 86

7) Sergio Aguero, Manchester City, 86

Mesut Ozil, Arsenal, 86

9) Wayne Rooney, Manchester United, 86

10) Yaya Toure, Manchester City, 86

11) Vincent Kompany, Manchester City, 86

12) Diego Costa, Chelsea, 85

13) Hugo Lloris, Tottenham Hotspur, 85

14) Juan Mata, Manchester United, 85

15) Petr Cech, Chelsea, 85

so rooney has the same score with chelsea's goalie? time to put elampawa on a suicide watch then.

it seems LVG isn't paying attention. the so-called commercial factor of rooney is gone. RVP has outsold rooney in shirts since he arrived in 2012. i heard falcao beasted this season so far......so why is rooney still at OT?

elampiro: Does RVP have an epilepsy to be falling before he controls a pass? Just asking.

he does have epilepsy but it's the type that has won golden boots in consecutive seasons. healthy rooney has nothing to show for goalscoring in 11 seasons at OT.

* Coogar, have you been to Sapele before? It seems you like the place so much. E be like say u go like ogogoro well well.

i only go there to fück edo bïtches....

* You said Rooney played 6600 UCL minutes blablabla. But he scored against AC Milan, Bayern, Chelsea and Arsenal when his co striker was Berbatov. Why did Berba not a good scoring record? Even against small oppositions in group stage, Berba could return goals.

berbatov didn't start in many of those games. he didn't start against bayern, chelsea & milan. rooney was the lone striker.

Drogba and Van Persie have also been playing in the UCL for years, so I don't get why you want to trivialize Rooney's knockout stage record against big oppositions.

how many minutes do they have? forget years - talk minutes. van persie has 25 UCL goals in 3,634 mins....rooney has 29 UCL goals in 6600 mins. you sef, see how grim rooney's stats look. he has scored only 4 goals more than RVP and there's 3,000 mins between them.

rooney is a disgrace!

May be the difference between Rooney and the rest was Rooney's ability to kill oppositions in knockout to get him more chance to score again against another big opposition.

what's the meaning of this?
the only difference is rooney has played in more knock out games than the rest and logic follows he would score more goals. look at the stats.....6,600(rooney) to 3,600(rvp) it's a disgrace rooney doesn't have more goals in europe.

OmoAlata1: virgin? from where to where? I am not one of those forming ladies on here.

hahahaha - nice to know you don't form....
what's the experience like? did you feel you lost a jewel?

OmoAlata1: I think I understand where he is coming from. He thought sex was going to be like porn movies. Op you have unrealistic view of sex even pornstars n prostitutes don't have sex like that in their personal life. Porn sex is not real life sex, u need to understand that concept ASAP.

I hope your wife is an open minded person and is willing to explore with you sexually. Did you two even discuss sex while dating? This is why I advocate pre-marital sex. I don't understand why people would sign a huge lifetime contract without test driving first but only to complain afterward. I can't wrap my head around that.

Talk to your wife. Change your unrealistic view about sex. Hopefully your wife is open minded enough to explore with you

there i was thinking you are still a certified virgin.

Emessy: No you don't understand , It is not my fault , I don't want to hate her but i can not control it , Nobody told me marriage was going to be like this

were you drunk when you wrote this?
why do you feel cheated? because she refused to give you sëx? did the doctor say she cannot have sex or what exactly is the problem here?

AfricanApple: lo, that was a joke.

it doesn't apply to all situations I mean @we don't practice what we preach. someone like me n who is still learning how to fight temptation if insulting back when insulted. yes I'm saying but find it hard to do it yet I've seen those who did it and I want to emulate from tgem

did what?
don't let anyone deceive you. there's no perfect being. provocation has different levels though but there's no one who would turn the other cheek when struck.

if humans practise what they preach, we won't need to go to church, do we? parents tell their kids - "lying is a sin". the next day they tell the same kids to tell mrs okonkwo that they have travelled when they are at home.

which is which?

AfricanApple: wife beating suspect

never - wife beater? my words do more damage than my knuckles.

I know, I know its not easy but then when you let people provoke you unnecessarily, d whole thing is gonna be put on your head. people can only provoke u to become violent when u let them. in your process of provocation, u start beating her and she is fighting back which will make u add more pressure and she suddenly slump and die. think about it.

i don't disagree with you.
you are 110% correct & i am sure everyone knows this. however, what we know is quite different to what we do in the heat of the moment

you see - all those wife beaters are good men too. if a wife beater's neighbour is beating his wife. the wife-beater would go there & offer cool words too....preaching and explaining why beating a woman is wrong.

in a nutshell, humans don't practise what they preach.

nobody will slap u in a commercial vehicle 'just like that'. but we are talking about domestic here

that's also theoretical as well.
the reality is a far cry.......even if we limit it to domestic issues, some women just want an attention and they get it by hook or crook.

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Idowuogbo: Haaaaaba!

i am not joking......i saw it live & direct sometime this year in one of those west end parties. it seems you dunno there's a stiff competition out there to get noticed.

jennykadry: You know London girls are rich na. We don't get paid as much as your gals

which rich?
na credit card jare. girls wey dey buy sooon & broom on credit(pay monthly).

AfricanApple: look, I'm suspecting u.

drug suspect or armed robber suspect?

what mark will u leave on her that will make d story change.
no matter how u twist it, there better ways to handle a problem. besides if u think beating is d solution there is to it, stop the natter and get a divorce.

i am just letting you know that it's not that black & white like you are making it. no man wakes up in the morning with the hope of beating his woman. majority of the time, men are provoked into resorting to violence.

read my signature, does it make any meaning to you?

theoretically, it does.....
but it's a far cry from reality. a man suddenly gets slapped in a commercial by a woman over a small issue. what do you think his instinct would be? defend himself or your signature?

jennykadry: You must be rich. I thought MK would be more expensive than MAC but I was wrong. Anytime I shop for MAC which is once in forever I cry like a baby. Just studiofix I pay 50 dollars. Let me not even start with the others.

hahahaha
cry like a baby ke? when babes in london are using MAC on their legs to cover childhood scars.

AfricanApple: if she held u and u tear her hand off your cloth and leave, how's dat an assault?

its easy to sit and type behind a laptop? u mean I sit 24hiurs everyday without seeing the world? or I don't have families who are married? maybe u do but I've seen things with my eyes.

if my hand leaves a mark on her skin while i am tearing her hand off, that's assault. that's when her story will change when the cops come. it seems you dunno women.

teddybiyasi: never.......my pic on NL..... kr0ne don't mind coogar ooooh

he already sent it

jennykadry: It is their official Australian website. I have double checked. It's cheaper in the states though. About 22 dollars for what I will be paying 35 dollars for here. I buy mostly from the company's actual website than shops.

you are safe then!

BTW how come you know much about makeups . Are you gay or Mrs Coogar is also spending your money wisely on MK?

hehe!
sister sarah is a fan of MAC. anytime we are in disagreement, i buy MAC products to calm her head.

jennykadry: MK Australia have got good prices for their foundation and powder. None is above $40. 32-35 dollars O pe o

better make sure there are not china-made.

YoungDaNaval: Hmmm. And You Helped Some1 Escaped 4rm There? Coogar, How Did You Do It?

hmm....
that's a story for another day.

teddybiyasi: pass out
nah that was already done after i did my SS3 waec
air will always find its way before it path gat blocked
ask avatar aang bout me

you have done SSCE?
kr0ne said you aren't even 15 yet. how did you manage to write WAEC? he said he needs your permission to send your pics. will you grant it or not?

elampiro: * Which RVP? The one who falls down before he can control a ball?

and rooney with the first touch of a räpist nko? if rooney touches the ball in sapele, the ball would land in PH.

* The one who touches ball once in 4 minutes?

where?
so rooney vacating his position to play keep uppy with evans & jones in the defence is doing the right thing? it's not about the number of times the ball is touched, it's about what you do with the ball. the stats just revealed close to 60% of rooney's passes this season have been backwards.

rooney is a fool!

* When he played number 10 behind Adebayo, what position did they finish?

everyone knew then that arsenal's problems were defensive, not offensive. they played the best football in the land then attacking-wise. now that rooney is playing number-10, what position are we? he played in the hole for most of last season, where did we finish?

* Nobody in the world knows RVP as a number 10. He is an hyena.

hyena that created more chances per minute than rooney - the best number 10 in the world in 2012/13 season?

* If Rooney had played against Madrid, we would have won. Because he always score against big teams in Europe. He has the best scoring record against big clubs in knockout games since the history of EPL.

what stüpid scoring record? it seems you have a problem with numbers. rooney has spent 11 seasons at man utd. in that time, this is the only season we aren't playing in europe. how many other strikers in the EPL have such numbers in europe? so why is it unusual for rooney to have the best scoring record given the number of times he's played in europe?

rooney has played 6,600 champions league minutes for united. i dare you to find any other premier league striker with such a high number in europe. if you cannot, please stop hyping wayne rooney. he's had the longest time as a united player during united's most successful era to beat any record he so wishes.

TV01: Truth dates? Polygamy is not fit for purpose. Never has been.Why are the Israelis and Arabs involved in perpetual conflict?

the first conflict in the bible was cain & abel. were they in a polygamous setting? it's the people with the problem, not the system. a troublesome husband or wife will be problematic no matter where you put him/her.

Please evidence this. It's patently false.
Son preference in places like China and India mean that globally men outnumber women.

marriage runs deeper than that. it's not just about the sheer numbers. every woman wants the best. since 90% of the women are all interested in the top 10% of the menfolk, why won't there be problems like infidelity, husband-snatching, etc in the society?

marriage isn't about numbers - it's about getting the best of the lot. women want a man that can provide security, a responsible man, gainfully employed, etc. those criteria alone would reduce the number of available men by 90%. so what do you have left?

As above.
Additionally, even if the factors you mention are valid - to anything other than a tiny degree - the problem is not one of numbers, but socio-economic class. In which case, women can learn to marry down - or out - as men have been doing for centuries .

i used to think like this too but over the past few weeks, i have come to realise it's wishful thinking. even if it's forced, chaos & commotion would be the outcome. what would a female master degree holder in pharmacy have in common with a bus conductor? on what planet can they be compatible enough to share the same dreams, opinion, moral values, etc?

there lies the problem.....

Lots of butchers, road-sweepers, shelf-stackers, conductors etc. Equality is with us, you are the one that's dated - Carefreewannabe PM'ed to advise me that she has her eye on one bellboy like this. Works for a very prestigious hotel...and he's name is Lee-Hwang . Alutacontinua - our resident thought-leader and world-changing, high-achiever has expressed interest in a mini-cab controller from Peckham. To save costs, I'm Mc'ing free at both receptions !

if that's true, then you have hammered cos i can bet you would be emceeing at the divorce ceremony within months. happy marriage is really about finding the right partner & create a harmonious relationship.

it's either you reduce the number of women going to school altogether or legalise polygamy to balance the odds - as it is, the disproportion is mammoth! there's no way infidelity won't be rife. the temptation to cheat hasn't ever been this intense for the married men out there - single women are getting ever more daring.......

Notice how you qualified polygamy with "settle"? ATBE it's a distant second . If we get to a ratio of 7 adult women to every male, it may prove temporary respite. It will not however change the fact that the best men will corral the finest women. Poor men and unfine women will suffer whatever the ratio or model .

TV

as long as the women are married, who gets what is an academic point. marital infidelity would reduce - the number of women taking anti-depressants would reduce. hell, fraudulent pastors would soon be put out of business too cos that's one arm of their means of making money.

a lot of lives have been destroyed by these fake pastors - they just match 2 disparate entities & use fake spirituality to cover their eyes. within months, that marriage crumbles. the man moves on, the value of the woman drops even lower as she's now a divorcee - sometimes with a child.

what a broken society!!

elampiro: Nonsense essay.

* If it was so easy to play and score from midfield, why did RVP flop when he played number 10 behind Chicha? Kagawa can't play midfiled too. Playing in the midfiled reducxes one's stat especially in Man United. How many goals have our central midfielders score in th last three seasons? Toure and Ranmsey are in a different set up.

RVP is a better number-10 than rooney. he has a better ball control & he was in that hole when they used to have adebayor & eduardo. it seems you only started watching football when newcastle hired alan pardew.

rooney is shït in any position he finds himself. SAF knows more than you do and he preferred danny welbeck in the hole in the biggest game of 2012/13 season. he had tested rooney several times in that hole & rooney capitulated like a bïtch!

rooney lost us the wembley final, he lost england the game against italy in euro 2012. rooney doesn't have a position he has mastered throughout his career. he's a street footballer, he had no proper football education before he shot into the limelight & this is why he's a problem.

* If defensive stat don't count, Mata's impresive attacking stat drom the hole should have helped Chelsea to win the league. No write like someone who doesnt have a single onfield experience in soccer.

and since mata left chelsea, how many titles have they won? how come rooney's defensive stat hasn't won anything for england too - since according to your logic, defensive stats in the hole guarantee trophies.

chrisley024: I fear Westham aerial ball most.
Think here is where Fellaini is needed.

rojo & blind can play in the defence - flank them with rafael & shaw. surely, carrick should be ready now, he's been training for 2 weeks. marouane is back from belgium too.

we can't be that bad not to have personnel to play in our defence. how the club allowed 3 big personalities like rio, vidic & evra to walk away without replacing them is questionable. i hope woodward is tying up some deals as we speak.

elampiro: Except you have not taken into consideration that Rooney played in midfield against Stoke (away), West Ham (away) and Aston Villa (home). Rooney played at least three matches in the wing. RVP played only the number 9 (sole striker) all season.

from that same midfield - toure & ramsey scored around 20 league goals. does the position a player plays stop him from scoring goals? will rooney's starting position stop his set play goals he scores?

that excuse is lame!

I don't even have to mention the defensive stats. Rooney is also th number 10 who get lots of defensive stats.

nonsense stats - it's only when a player is useless that his defensive stats get brought up. who cares about that? i look at classic number 10s over the years, zidane, sneijder, hagi, baggio, rummennige, voeller, gullit, etc.

when did you ever see them sprinting 80 yards back to recover the possession? one idïotic journalist was highlighting rooney's run when vardy scored the 4th goal as a sign of his dedication. my question is - how come rooney doesn't run similarly when he's in possession of the ball when we are attacking?

rooney's lack of talent attacking wise is the reason his defensive stats get brought up. he should convert himself to a defender & leave the creativity to the masters like juan mata. rooney has no first touch.....his passing is horrible for a number-10 & he lacks the intelligence to be patient & spot an opening.

YoungDaNaval: Which 1 Tekunle Again? I Only Know Of Kikiriki. Where's It Located?

https://www.nairaland.com/935923/tekunle-prison-ita-oko-island#10805436

that's the brief profile of the place.....it's the toughest prison in the solar system. it's a secret prison - torture chamber built by OBJ in the 80s. only helicopters & boats get there, no roads & the lake around it has close to 5,000 crocodiles, pythons & other dangerous reptiles.

edwife: Yay trust me now,i don't know them bad girls .

In fact you will sponsor my next summer trip.

put it on my bill - your next trip.
just lemme know when........