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elampiro: This Coogar na wayo Tortoise,

Where is Rooney's passes to Di Maria?

* It will be interesting to see RVP's chart.

i thought you were going to bed. you are not even accurate with your own schedule. there's nothing to write home about concerning his passes to di maria - rooney's only meaningful pass to di maria was the assist he provided. after that, rooney's brain got shut down like a faulty laptop.

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so minus the assist rooney provided for di maria in the first 20 mins, rooney provided nothing meaningful. the third goal was a van persie key pass to di maria. di maria's scoffed shot was flicked in by herrera.

so why is rooney in the hole?

mikuz: Modo was not referring to "Air conditioners" - he was talking about "air conditioning". Saying that 'My cold flows bring Ac to Milan" is grammatically incorrect if the Ac is playing the role of a verb. Just like saying ' My shows bring TV to PH' - this is not correct too because to 'TV' is a noun- you cannot say that, rather the correct statement should read 'My shows bring TVs to PH.' If Modo meant to use 'Ac' as a noun and not a verb, he coulda said 'My cold flows bring Acs to Milan'.

Modo was not referring to Air conditioner.

you are a fool!
so cold flow brings air conditioning? they have sworn for you. even modo won't defend his stüpid line like you keep disgracing your formal education on this forum.

the air conditioning should be bringing the cold flow not the other way round - that's the point. it's a stüpid line - you lose automatically spitting something like that.

MrTA: So in a match where we scored 3 goals away from home and we lost due to lack of steel in midfield and defence its the attack and the strikers we're discussing?

we didn't lose cos of lack of steel....
we lost cos rooney was shyte in the hole. with the kinda shaky defence we had, it's obvious we now need 4-5 goals to subdue our opponents.

if we had scored 6 goals today, we would have gotten the 3 points. rooney assisted leicester with a goal & 80% of his passes went backwards. how can you defend that when the obese fool earns £300k/week?

mikuz: Lololololol, you're an illiterate. How's that better than what Modo spat? This is a proof that you're wack beyond imagination, punchline lifter.

Modo used 'Ac' as a verb and not as a noun you ffool. Modo's bars are too intelligent for you iidiot!

you have wasted the funds your parents invested on you. "AC" is a verb? on which planet is air conditioner a verb? buhahahaha

this is exactly my problem with modestans - when they don't understand shyte, they go with that bar flew over your head. in my dreams, i would beat modo hands down in creating punchlines.

my cold flow bring ac to milan - and mikuz is here saying ac in that context was used as a verb. this can't be real - your stepmother musta placed this idiocy curse on you.

elampiro: You don't know football.
* Can we have similar stat for Mata's four matches in the hole?

mata didn't have the luxury of starting a game behind 2 world class strikers in RVP & falcao. rooney was given the best poachers in the world & he failed to make use of them like he should.

* Falcao gave to RVP to score. Who did RVP give to? I guess DDG.

RVP made 2 key passes to di maria at the edge of the box.....RVP creates as many as he scores. rooney is the black sheep in the squad.

iamaromolaeran: so who's the best lyricist in Africa?

i dunno - but from what i read here on NL & the things i have seen with ma eyes, modo cannot even be in the top 10 with his "guguru & epa" punches.

iamaromolaeran: heheh I forgot...
you mentioned the freestyle for MTV in the car..that Eminem killed proof...
hahahah
you make me laugh....
in case you didn't notice....proof was on low key...Eminem was selfish with the mic...he was in the mood......
even Eminem said it himself that there's no better freestyle emcee than proof....
in the mall in Detroit where they brawled then......whoever has the highest wins host battles....
proof never for once lost.......and hosted till the end.....
it was even proof that hosted Eminem vs kuniva.whom slim ripped apart......kuniva then joined d-12....
so proof would kill and massacre em....in a freestyle brawl....
go check out d12 freestyle on Tim west wood... and tell me who was the most outstanding if not proof r.I.p

proof had nothing to say.....
eminem was more hilarious - he was telling the story & adding multis to his punches while proof was rapping about prison bars & alcatraz.

eminem had that line - "we are coming to you, in the nüde" - even proof was laughing his guts off at that stage.

proof is an excellent freestylist - he has the durability but he rarely says stuff that make you jump off your seat. eminem does it short but he would say the most outlandish things that you wouldn't even think people should say on the mic.....

elampiro: I have told you countless times that you don't know ball. Rooney doesn't need to pass to Falcao to help him. He only needs to give him a passing option to help Falcao's movement.

If you like write from now till tomorrow. Everyone saw the game including Gaal. Rooney was superb in the hole.

I am not going to go pages with you. You have been looking for an excuse to start blaming Rooney. Your excuse today no hold water.

RVP could have scored 2 or 3 goals today. He hit the keeper instead of chipping. He couldn't control Di Maria's pass. If na Rooney.....

shut up your mouth.....
i wasn't having any conversation with you when you quoted me. i have warned you several times, stop quoting me if you know you cannot rest at ease once your demigod is getting battered.

and your pitiful excuse that rooney doesn't have to pass to falcao. what a horrible excuse. cesc is out there making 4 key passes per game & claiming 50% of chelsea assists.....is it too much for rooney to be asked to provide the same?

£300k per week & sideways/backward passing is what we are getting from the doofus. rooney is a lunatic - if he cannot be doing the "di maria assist" 3-4 times in a game then he's useless to what we need.

SailorXY: im not siding any player, but mata should play in the hole... he's not a physical guy but still! our balance is better that way... & like it or not, he's the best option we have here & now.
RvP tho, should warm the bench in the next game, even if that means playing Wilson as target man

i have no allegiance with any player. if anyone plays well, they get praised maybe sometimes excessively. if another player does rubbish, he gets pilloried, maybe sometimes excessively especially when so much is expected from such players.....

this is rooney's pass combo today....as you can see, majority of his passes went sideways & backwards.

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this is the breakdown....

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if the bulk of the passes of the so called player in the hole is towards the players behind him, how are we ever going to get the best out of falcao & RVP?

this was all his passes to falcao.....he made no single pass to RVP and they spent 90 mins on the pitch together.

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chrisley024: The worst mistake LvG did today was allowing RVP to play fulltime. Valencia, whom I detest his footie, in his place would've done us far better.

The one that pissed me off most was the way he was returning ball in the opponent's 18 box to our defenders. Jeeez! A striker!

i must have seen a different match....

rooney was in the hole for 90 mins.....he made 2 passes to falcao & none(zero) to RVP in 90 mins. biko, what's rooney's job. let me dig the stats out & see for yourself why our player in the hole should be making most passes to the defenders.....

iamaromolaeran: to me its just a cool line.....
even Eminem's lines that seem to wow people don't really move me.... its only battle punchlines that move me......

I don't even listen to mode nine....Kendrick Lamar is a better lyricist by far........
am not a fan of mode nine.... but just like some of his songs....
don't get me wrong

i like some of his songs too.
listen, i am not saying modenine is a terrible rapper. he's very good at what he does but some of the hype gets overboard when his followers go with the best lyricist line.

that's just overhyped. they should leave it at his level - he's very good but nowhere near the best lyricist in africa or what not. kim is a fool......his head is buried in his arsë.....he's a recto-cranially inverted peasant!

elampiro: Tell me the captainship is causing you sleepless nights. Rooney gave an oustanding performance from the number 10 against a power playing team. He made life easy for Falcao with his attacking thru the middle and creativity.

the captainship is causing all sane man utd fans nightmares. rooney is an idïot, a buffoon, a brainless gorilla. he made life easy for falcao? rooney passed to falcao twice in the entire game. you must have been drunk when watching the game.

a bloody good striker like falcao & rooney only passed to him twice - rooney is a waste of time in that hole. he's not good anywhere. all his set-plays were rubbish. the only good thing he did today was the pass for di maria's goal. after that point, he just lost the initiative.

Hope you are aware RVP ought to have sent us 5-1 or 6-1 up. If it were Rooney that have missing good chances as RVP did in recent matches you would have crashed nairaland server with posts. If RVP had converted those chances, we could just have been passing the ball around.

5-1 up?
from whose passes? how many chances did rooney create in 90 minutes? fabregas is providing 4 key passes per game - rooney created only 2 chances in 90 minutes.

Apart from the missed chances, RVP was sending passes from final third back to centre circle area, even though Falcao, Di Maria and Rooney were well positioned for an attack in the box. And he was very sluggish.

lies - RVP isn't as daft as that.
if the pass is there, RVP would find it. if the pass is too risky, RVP would do all what's necessary to retain possession even if it means passing it back to rebuild another attack.

roooney on the other hand was doing meaningless cross-field balls. none of rooney's crosses found a united player. i dunno why he's even in the team. mata is smarter with the ball at his feet. rooney is just a pleb dragging this team back with moronic decision making.

In that match, everyone knew RVP was a short one, yet he played 90 mins,
I am not surprised sha. Keep typing......

short one RVP scored.....what did rooney achieve in the game apart from his fluked assist?

YoungDaNaval: Hahahahahahaha Bcz Ya Manure Team Lost, You Just Carry The Vex Wey Dey Ya Mind Use Pound On Kim. Abeg Take Am Easy And Learn To Treat Ladies Ryt. As 4 That Line, You're Ryt. But Mind You, It Might Be A Freestyle And I Don't Freestyle Witout Making Mistakes!

i appreciate your honesty.
i doff my hat to honest people & my respect for you just doubled tonight.

it wasn't a freestyle....that line was on a track on his album. the track is called "it's a goal".

a better way to write it is ..... "my ac brings cold flow to milan" but then the punch wouldn't have carried any potency....good writers bin such and find something else to write about.

SailorXY: i didnt even fancy the starting 11. Mata is the No. 10 we have, he should start there & play there. the balance will be better with him in his position.

the starting xi was good enough - everyone just needed to be on point. herrera & blind played ever so well in that first half. we should have put daylight between us & leicester in that first half.

then we got the third goal early in the second half. the turning point was the rafael penalty. the momentum swung then....rooney being the captain had to be the calm head to slow things down & take the fire out of leicester....

what did he do? he gave leicester the equaliser as a gift & still had the gall to scream at blackett. who does that? passing his own responsibility to a young player? SAF would have hooked off rooney at that stage.

Rooney did well but he's not the best we have for the position, he should fight for his place upfront.
Januzaj only need game time, he's undoubtedly a big talent. the problem is that he doesnt really seem to fit in anywhere with the formations LvG have adobted so far. if we are going to use 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 when Carrick is back, then he will more than have his fair share of games & influence

that's exactly the point.....
he doesn't even seem to know what's required of him. subs are meant to impact on the game & change it. januzaj is more concerned about sëxy football than playing out of his skin to alter the course of a game to our advantage.

elampiro: When will you retire from unnecessary Rooney bashing? Rooney played a very good game today. That clearance could have happened to anyone based on the spinning of the ball. We saw more horrible clearance from many of our players recently. All that needed to be done was defend well, after all we still got a lot of players behind the ball.

Overall Rooney's play today and awareness was commendable.

overall, rooney was shyte!
his clearance caused the equaliser. that moment of the game, we needed calm heads. what's so difficult in rooney putting the ball out of touch so his defenders can take a breather?

the clearance couldn't have happened to anyone. all the other goals were excusable - rooney's clearance is so poor - OPTA described it as an error leading to a goal. only rooney got that mark out of 14 players that played for us today. he's a useless captain.

after making the error, he still had the gumption to scream at de gea & blackett for his own stupïdity. instead of rallying round to get the morale of the team up, he was busy chatting shyte to clatterburg. he should borrow a leaf from kompany & terry. rooney's idiòtic rants to the referee could even be the reason referees are shafting us....

iamaromolaeran: right ....
its funny ve actually come up with something similar but it isn't constructed like this....

you write lyrics.....
please defend "my cold flow bring ac to milan"

tell me how cold flow can bring a/c? you are a mode-9 fan, defend this horrible punchline. if you need help, call out on your fellow pen-gamers to explain this.

i have been listening to all of modo's albums all day & the punches don't mostly connect. yes, he's the only one doing it in naija but that doesn't mean y'all should eat the faeces he serves on your plate.

best lyricist in nigeria? it's a slap on your face.

mikuz: This is insanity!

This lunatic keeps exposing his illiteracy to the public.

The incredulous degree of stupidity and inexposure you showcase on this thread is mind-boggling!

Are you really insane or you are pretending to be a mmoron? Of all the nnonsense you spit on this forum which of them can match that line? That is if the lines are actually yours!

Coogar you are a useless iidiot who can't dig the simplest punchlines. Mr. Punchline Recycler, keep disgracing yourself.

Your IQ is too low to dig outta this world punchlines, you are a horrible iimbecile who is good for nothing, all you know how to do is recycle and bite other people's lines you ffool.

you are a proper oloshious fellow!
your miseducation is the reason why such basic rëtarded lines are big in your eyes. you should go home, find a long rope and a strong beam to tie it to. without a shadow of doubt, you are the most useless sonofawhöre this forum has ever produced.

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical semi-illiterates who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your demigod's weak chain of thoughts when penning good bars. if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fit of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient, you shoulda known cold flows cannot bring an a/c.

it should be the other way round. kim, the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. scratch that, money spent on your education should have been given to the "go & die" widow in your state of origin.

you are a pus-oozing red-boil on the arsë of humanity.
uselessness cannot get worse than what your life epitomises.

SailorXY: i see no reason to lament, it was a great game of football. we cant complain about the performance abeg, wetin dey worry man utd fans sef. an unfortunate turn of events turned the game in Leicester's favor, even tho the defending could have been better. we will need our forwards to do a lot of scoring @ least till January. i choose to see the positive improvements in ur football, e be like say una don forget how poorly we dey play until recently the team will gel as the season progresses.
hopefully we can have Smalling & Rojo for CB next week, we keep getting unlucky injuries.

exactly my sentiments.....
the football we played today is the best i have seen in the last 18 months or so. the difference between LVG & moyes is mammoth.

in the present era, we know LVG is couple of defenders away from building a monster squad while playing good football. with moyes, the football was rubbish even on some days we got the results.....it's a gradual process.

however, LVG made some daft substitutions. at 3-3, we needed the input of falcao & di maria the most. unless they were really knackered or injured, they were the wrong players to hook off. rooney & RVP can't keep getting "special privileges" when their performance has been mostly below par when they should be standing up to be counted.

januzaj should be loaned out - he has regressed badly. mata was mata - he's better when he starts games rather than coming on as a sub. the intensity & the pace of the game had overtaken whatever mata was bringing from the bench. leicester had only 5 attempts today & all those 5 shots were converted to goals.

it was so bizarre!

clatterbütt ruined the game & handed the game to leicester free of charge. we needed to be calm at that point & stop feeling sorry for ourselves then rooney made a horrible clearance to give leicester the equaliser.

i was satisfied with the football we played until the first leicester penalty. we didn't lose to bad football today, we lost because clatterburg wanted a physical game & refused to penalise leicester for their thuggish football"

it's a learning curve - shout out to rafael, blackett, blind, herrera, falcao & di maria. they were good value for money - rooney's captainship should be taken away from him. he's not a leader......at the time the younger players needed guidance today, rooney failed to provide one.

we go again next week.....

the future is bright!

iamaromolaeran: dude shut up..
repeating an old verse in a radio station is wack.....

"my cold flow bring more ac to milan"

how do you defend such lines? there are better ways this coulda been worded - the concept of wordplaying ac & milan was good but the delivery is nonsense...

cold flow can't bring the ac....it's the ac that would actually bring the cold. these are the things village miscreants like kim hype as lyricism. the hip-hop audience in nigeria needs education or perhaps exposure!

what a horrible decision by clatterbutt!

rooney gave them the 3rd goal! what kinda clearance is that?

this herrera go outscore hazard this season o.

3-1!!!

if rooney had been more clever with his passes, we should have scored about 7 goals now.

blackett is a bloody good defender.....
he's snuffed out every danger - can we clone this young man?

afrodoc2: Yes, i have been commenting on Evans decline here but someone said i was over-reacting. A guy that spent 5 years with Rio and Vida is playing like a shaky rookie.
However the Rojo you cans have been hyping here is a bit suspect too, he appears to rash....he misjudged a couple of balls in the last match too,just that we were not punished.

i hope he's never played again with this form. smalling would have gotten to that ball from that side. he should be expecting a cross from there.....

we need to sort this defence in january. evans is rubbish!! complete rubbish. he's lost all confidence. see my boy blackett holding a striker off and easing him out of play.

evans is injured, ope oooooo
smalling - but we don't even know how ready smalling is but he can defend better than evans.

afrodoc2: This Rojo na otu oshi , i believe Shaw is better..........much better

that ball had gone out before it was crossed & johnny evans should be heading that ball ahead of ulloa. he's a püssy

johnny evans is an idîot!

he saw the flight of the ball from the corner side, he should be getting to that ball before ulloa.

2-1 seems unfair.....

di maria!!!!

what a pass from rooney!!

what a pass!!!!

what an assist from falcao!!!!

aderonila18: I'm sure you don't live in Nigeria otherwise you'll know it's very possible. The average man here thinks taking care of the children, cooking and domestic job is for women are and to them it would be an insult . So yes they sit at home all day without helping out , waiting for the woman who's been out all day to come and do the " woman's job

says who? i be omo eko(original). i know what works where & when within the confines of nigeria. how can a father just sit at home all day, refuse to pick his own children in school & make arrangements to feed them & help with their homework? abeg, naija-husbands are family oriented.

As for hiring maids I'm sure the ones who can afford it will obviously do so however it seems like you're assuming that these women have money to throw around. That isn't the issue, all of them are just average earners managing to pay all the bills with their little salary. So let's say a woman earns N150,000 while the man doesn't work, by the time she pays rent, school fees, feeding, school clothing, books and such so she's basically spending every penny she has and doesn't have money to pay a maid every month with the lazy man sits down all day.

so an average-earning wife who can barely feed herself wants her hubby to stay at home? na poverty go finish her. N150,000 and she's claiming to be the breadwinner? she's more like a yam-winner or banana-winner.

I know men who earn average incomes like that and have housewives and they never agree for the wife to get a maid saying its a waste and they can't afford it. For these women that's the same, already the family will barely have savings in case of an emergency and you expect them to get a maid while the man does nothing

that's the natural balance.....
a full housewife would spend less than a full househubby. so if a wife wants her hubby to stay at home, she'd better be utterly minted so she can meet the needs of that hubby. men spend more money - the maintenance fee is ridiculous.....so women should fully understand what they are jumping into before taking the leap.

Stillfire: Lol. You have to live by my rules otherwise I will send your Ghana must go back to your parents house. what a naughty husband.

my taste is exotic....
get more certificates so you can earn more money to maintain my lifestyle. there are no rules if you cannot take care of me. my car must always be filled to the brim with gas. my mobile phone must be on business plan & frequent trips to europe & the americas must be once a year at least.

if you cannot provide that, move over abeg!

Pataki: I hope today's game has silenced debosky about how Wenger is really killing Ozil's game by throwing him to the flanks. I was a bit happy when I saw Wilshere injured. The stubborness of Wenger sometimes can be mentally frustrating.

Give Ozil his natural role and watch Arsenal show the world how to score three goals in three minutes and 12 seconds.

wenger's stupïdity is peerless.
he drafted ozil to the flank because he wants his number-10 to be tracking back. a creative player like ozil should be left alone to do what he knows how to do best - creating chances.

if wenger is so concerned about ozil's defensive weakness, let him play 2 pitbulls behind him. get song & tiote in january and leave ozil to do the creativity without having to track back. sell arteta, he's seen better days.

Ishilove: What? If Kanu can be 32, I too can be 21

ishilove, so you are not 21?
chimo!!!! you are a real iyawo nylon bag.

jennykadry: Sit ya azz down. I am going to ask R231 . That guy has kids everywhere, his JT must be doing something right

r231 is a business-man!
his head office is in london with 4 other branches in the UK. there's no way he's leaving all that for aussie.

besides, you don't have fried fish, alomo bitters and ewa agoyiiiin he loves to eat.

jennykadry: 4years with a minimum of one year permanent residence. Don't worry. I shall take care of you

no wahala!!!
however, i am bringing sister sarah along o. don't worry, you will still be the first wife. sister sarah is just 23. in my household, the oldest automatically becomes the first wifey.


so when should we fly out?