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YoungDaNaval: hahaha Jailbreak Ke? Prison Break Ni? No Try Am Near Kikiriki ooh!

tekunle prison is worse than kirikiri & i successfully got my client out of it on a speedboat - i counted close to 15 huge crocodiles in the lake as we were escaping.


don't try me oooooo

^^^

this is depressing......
what made our injury situation horrible is it often strikes in one department of the team.

last season, we had that problem in the attack. it was a struggle to get rooney/RVP on the pitch together. this season, it's the defence. next season, it will be the midfield.

edwife: O my coogar,did i make a great choice or what?Ever so thoughtful and disciplined,i beg tell sis sarah next summer will be rocking the beach of mauritius.

you made the best choice.
if sister sarah delivers a boy in december, i will wire £1,000 into your natwest account.

YoungDaNaval: Lmao! You Mean You've Never Been A Police Station Nor Prison? Not Even To Visit Some1?

i mean i have never been arrested or locked up. of course, i have visited enough niggaz behind bars. i have arranged several jailbreaks too - most were successful, few got botched.

majekdom2: No child from a polygamous home would want to grow up to live that kind of life..... Except some illiterates anyways.

that's bullshyte!
my former boss is a polygamist - he has 4 wives, the kind of harmony i witnessed under his roof is absent in 90% of monogamous families.

it's the people that have got problems, not the marriage system. if you put the same polygamous wives in a monogamous setting, they will cause trouble there as well.

kandiikoko: Lol, for where I am still around, just tend to observe now rather than post. Maturity has always been there but the likes of you just tend to bringout the little one in me. cheesy After nairaland went offline something changed sha. grin

that's nice to know.....
does that mean i may get to hear the concluding part of that your famous trip to gambia?

r231:

which one of the girls you want coogar....i fit hook you up

even the birthday chick is available

thanks but no thanks....
all these women with their armed-robber looks. i am too fragile for that - lemme be rocking my sister sarah with ease.

jennykadry: Coogar? how close are you to r231? please seize his laptop. Thanks

PS na which kain dressing be that one?

he's closer to you - he's in china!
seize all his gadgets. the dogs & cats he ate in china is starting to affect him.


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SailorXY: the most annoying part is that when these CBs return, they need about 3-4 games to get going (reference Evans)! once they are approaching any remote form, bingo! its back to basics...
I will personally sell them and get Vlaar+Subotic, good athletism, age & experience; Hummels seem off reach now with his arm band.

Vlaar, Subotic, Jones, Rojo, Blind and Blackett: the CB will have good security, competition and alternatives.
Rafael and Jones for RB
Shaw, Rojo and Blind for LB

it's so annoying......
look at the other teams - chelsea probably have 1 or 2 players injured. city as well. united must always lead the injury league table - it's becoming an annoying habit.

kandiikane: I agree. My grandma got my granddad a second wife last year or two years ago and she had a good reason.

kandii, you are alive?
i thought you deactivated - wassup? you have become less troublesome these days - it seems maturity has taken over finally.

YoungDaNaval: Coogar, You're Speaking 4rm Experience Abi?

never been to a police station, let alone prison. however, i have heard true stories from ex-convicts and their experience is worse than what american POWs suffered in vietnam.

TV01: Polygamy is structurally flawed. A structurally flawed model will always produce sub-optimal returns.

Monogamy is the perfect vehicle for human pair-bonding and the resultant offspring, All that is required in a marriage are a male & a female. The addition of an extra person - of either sex does not enhance it, and at the same time introduces problems.

Structural deficiencies:
It inherently considers womens agency, needs, desires and worth as secondary to mens. No gainsaying.

It also means less relative attention and resource for each child.

Practical problems:
For starters, the womans emotional & physical needs are now secondary to the mans. And the more wives, the less likely those needs are to be satisfied. Men are relatively more physical and women emotional. The man gets a super-abundance of his needs and the women a vastly diminished experience. It is also psychologically traumatic for the women, especially the first wife - evidence OP.

Unhealthy rivalry amongst the wives is quite endemic and this is usually transferred to the children and often outlives the man. Abuse of children is also more likely - byco=wives and step-siblings.

Societal issues:
The natural birthrate is about 105/100 boys to girls. In a flourishing well ordered soceity it simply doesn't work. It would create imbalance. Without the incentive of a wife and family, young men tend to become "feral" and do not produce at high levels? Why would they?

Even where it is permitted it always remains a minority model.

Scrutinised closer one will see many other insidious outworkings of this practice. Feel free to solicit real life testimonies form Landers. Bellong 0!

Monogamy works is practiced properly. ATBE, there is nothing edifying about polygamy - it's a wandering todger scam.


TV

the world would pass you by if you continue to hold rigidly to these traditional norms. things have changed drastically. in this day & age where married couples willingly invite a 3rd party to their bedroom for the fun of it, you are still thinking polygamy is flawed? that opinion is so 1934.

look around you, women have made giant strides over the last 50 years. the stats are grim. more women have college degrees than men. matter of fact, the only category you would find more men than women is in the prison system - otherwise, women outnumber men in any age group after childhood.

this disproportion puts women at a big disadvantage. they have fewer choices of a marital partner than the men. should a woman then marry down because she's got a tiny pool of marital partners to choose from or she shouldn't marry at all because all her male counterparts with the same college degrees have been taken? or perhaps you prefer her to engage homosëxuality?

who's going to marry all these female graduates that abound everywhere you look since men seem to have stopped pulling their weights? it won't be long now - polygamy would be made legal starting from the US & the UK. the available eligible men cannot simply go round and something would have to give in on the long run.

as it is today, a woman has 3 choices....

•hope there is a good single man available
•steal another woman's husband
•settle for polygamy


the last option is the most feasible out of the three.

igbsam: Enough of this una argument na. Haba! since last weekend una no let person hear word. Let's focus on other discussion and leave this rooney and rvp discussion alone. Another weekend is coming up, let's start analysing and not argue who is better and who is not. It's starting to get bored jor!

i didn't hold your hand, did i?
i fail to see how my debate with elampawa stops others from contributing their own piece. can't two different discussions go on together?

igbsam, mind yourself o......

Odunharry: i agree with u...
Let see how this weekend will go....i still believe we will make top4 by december

top 4 is easy -
what i cannot seem to grasp is the ease at which our players get injured. jones/smalling & evans should be sold......otherwise, this trend will continue again next season.

these players are useless.....a player who cannot be fit for 90% of the season is as worthless as a conference league player. by january, you can bet all of them would be fit again to lure us into a false sense of security of not buying more defenders.

24 hrs after the window closes, you would hear smalling got injured in training again. evans would tear his hamstring & jones would break a toe while dancing with his missus. it's becoming frustrating with these lads. buncha pussiês!

AfricanApple: no matter how she stands in your way, you should be strong enough to bypass her unless she is stronger than you are

bypass her? you mean make body contact?
push her? shove her? pull her? how's that not an assault? you never jam troublesome women. it's easy to sit & type behind a laptop.

bypass??

teddybiyasi: last time I checked air is untamed,

have you seen any nigerian prison before? each mosquito looks like an adult butterfly. if 3 of them bite you, you would pass out.

i don't pity you......

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is this woman transgendered?
this is exactly what ebola would have looked like, if the disease has a face.

van gaal is right
a big opportunity to close up on our rivals was missed last weekend. surely, what happened after rafael was pushed off & the resulting penalty wasn't van gaal's fault.

the only thing anyone could argue against were his subs. if di maria & falcao were tired or got hit by cramps then it's totally out of LVG's hands but if it was a tactical decision then he must carry some blame.

we go again......
the football has changed - we play a very exciting football. only a hater would disagree with this bit. all that's needed now is a defence unit that will shut the backdoor so we don't concede more than we score.

AfricanApple: walk away and come back when everything has cool down, talk with her. two wrongs never make a right

except that i have witnessed a situation where the man wanted to leave & the woman stood in his way saying he cannot leave. she wanted him to stay there & receive all the insults & dog-abuses.

what should a man do then?

teddybiyasi: it's not a cheat

in my world when will cheat any service provider we don't pay a dime

when EFCC parade you on NTA, i will be laughing at you. you & your cohorts are stealing from etisalat. that their poster boy(saka) would be used to torture you when you get caught.

TV01: You still miss the point;

Polygamy is flawed in principle and in practice!

Monogamy is sound in principle but can be badly practiced.

Graciás

TV

i strongly disagree with this bit. no marriage system is flawed if the people in it practise mutual respect. the chaos in polygamy is also present in monogamy if not more........

elampiro: * It is your Van Persie who is shyte, useless and finished. Nonsense. Rubbish.

van persie won the golden boot that season & single-handedly won games for us. what did rooney win that season?

* Even if you put it in minutes played Rooney 22 goals contribution from the hole was decent (considering minutes played). Out of the few matches, Rooney played the big games. If he had played 38 matches, he would score and assist more against small teams. Injury kept him away from many small fixtures.

22 goal contributions was poor from the hole considering the number of minutes rooney got that season.

rooney played 2,014 league minutes altogether in 12/13 & made 22 goal contributions. that's about 1 goal contribution every 91.5 minutes.....

RVP played 3122 league minutes & made 35 goal contributions. that's about 1 goal contribution in 89 minutes. there's a reason fergie booted rooney to the bench that season - RVP is more likely to contribute a goal than rooney.

elampiro: Rooney contributed 22 goals in 22 starts. That is enough from a man from the hole.

RVP contributed 35 goals in about 37 starts (not too sure).

what's the meaning of 22 starts? please talk in minutes. stop playing wayo with vocabulary. how many minutes did rooney get to play on the pitch? he made only 10 assists & 48 key-passes in the hole. van persie got 9 assists & 71 key passes as a striker.

surely, rooney is useless if van persie is making more key pass/min than rooney from a centre forward position.

Both guys were contributing almost 1 goal per match started. So how was Rooney poor? How many number 10s can score 12 goals in 22 starts?

rooney is poor - i don't deal with terminologies like starts. i work with minutes. chris smalling didn't start last sunday against leicester and he played for 60 mins. johnny evans started & played for 30 mins.

so what's the meaning of starts in modern statistics?

elampiro: Who was in the hole in 2012/13 season?
With 12 goals and 10 assists from 22 starts? The man who gave RVP sexy assists to kill teams like Villa. The man who scored two against City at Ethihad and won us some matches when RVP stopped firing.

which stüpid hole? RVP that wasn't in the hole had 9 league assists and scored 26 league goals. so what stüpid role was rooney doing in the hole if the centre forward assisted almost the same number as rooney?

i am glad british journos that used to keep mute before concerning rooney are now opening their mouths & trumpeting what we have been saying here. r

•rooney is poor with short passing
•rooney has no vision
•rooney has the first touch of a räpist
•mata is better than rooney in the hole
•rooney is wasteful in possession

Chillisauce: They locked up my jobless neighbours brother once when he was going to look for a job. Police just arrived at the area, packaged every male around the vicinity on suspected robbery case. For two days they were looking for the poor guy .
He was later released after paying 15k.

and this is one of the reasons i think nigeria is the best country in the world. don't you find going to the work in the morning & returning in the evening sometimes boring & monotonous?

i think i prefer waking up & not be really sure i will be returning home more exciting. there's a thrill to that & nigeria gives you that everyday of the week.

Ksslib: oh ok. They have months to prepare.. If otherwise, i for fear oh.

But damn, thats some cool cash mehn. Where do those who get them paid get the money from. Business is all about gaining. The payers must be gaining something too. Is it from youtube's pay per view ish?

each person in that crowd paid about $100. then KOTD does pay per view on the day of the battle. there are corporate sponsors involved too at some level. 1,000 views on youtube is £1/$1. arsonal vs shotty battle is almost 5 million views on youtube now - that's about £5,000 already.

corporate bodies would see that & want to be involved as long as there's no violence or negative vibe. big youtube views attract big companies. so it's a win-win situation. the regular battlers still earn below $10k though but loaded lux is $40k and above.

GIYAZZ: I am not angry, not even close. I had thought coating the message into arguably the most complexed figure of speech ever would make it clear enough for you considering your online personality. I was shocked you took it as an insult, hence, dissing me.

next time make your message clear or send me an email. haba, i couldn't make any sense from what you wrote.

I was only trying to say: "Your tendency to dodge battle call outs is becoming alarming, especially the way you discriminate one whenever he knocks at your dormain." E.G King Henry Viii. He cares no more for the battle though.

there must be something in it for you then. jeez, why is it compulsory i battle this dude? i don't even know jack about him & i am supposed to write for him? tell him to join NL - let me see his level of skill in the battle mode, not just topical drops.

I am sicker than an Aids positive who just made primary contact with Patrick Sawyer, I do not think you want to shake me.
I presume it's night in the UK already, close your eyes and rest.

naija & UK are the same time until the last sunday of october when the UK clock moves back by one hour. it's daytime here in the UK. 10.23am

Ksslib: Ok thanks..

But wait oo, so those guys memorize all those long rounds prior to battles and spit off heart?

they have several months to write & memorise. they get paid between $6k - $10k for each performance. loaded lux gets paid $40k. his last battle on total slaughter was $100k.

cassidy is getting $250k for his upcoming battle with dizaster. most people in america don't earn that in 5 years working 9-5. memorising is easy when you get paid for something you love doing.

on top of it, some of them still choke heavy. the ones who could freestyle would add few lines when their memory fails them. i would memorise 500 bars if i am being paid $40k for 3 min rounds too. it's easy money.

GIYAZZ: I didn't come here to insult you, I just passed a message and BOOM! You started dissing me!

no vex, let's shake hands on this.
whatever came over you yesterday was creeping me out. i apologise for my deeds.

happy?

elampiro: Lol
Odunharry,n your article accepted that Rooney played the number 10 well.

not entirely....
he said he was good in the first half. 45 mins isn't 90 mins.

* Did I not say the negative comments were out of hatred? Did we not see the match? Now this man is talking about leadership. How many leaders are left in the team? How long has Rooney been a leader? What is the reason for a learning curve?

they weren't out of hatred - if you cannot admit rooney was shyte in the second half when we needed him the most, then you shouldn't be taken serious on this forum at all.

can 5 different articles be against rooney all of a sudden? everything they have written, i pointed out immediately after the game and you accused me of witch-hunting.

lo & behold, different articles started coming out reiterating exactly what i said on sunday. rooney was shyte on sunday especially in the second half.

elampiro: The below is from another website, not woscored:

Over the last 3 seasons, no player has scored more Premier League goals from outside the box than Wayne Rooney (13).
.........

It looks like Rooney's 5 goals outside the box in 2011/12 were all in the EPL. I will work on this tomorrow,at least.

it was the same tweet released at different times this year.

iamaromolaeran: I don't think they are superior.. just privileged to have all these league stuffs

don't be ridiculous - they are way better.

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My last battle was with The Saurus, some people said I lost, wait that's a big stretch
Did all that running last year and still found a casket that fit Ness
Ya bïtch be on my dïck, if you take it personal train her or she'll be long gone
Beef is something you can try 'cept when I pull up it's a must he'll get hit with these four arms
Y'all know him as Suge but since Jim backed out on the card he owe for y'all dishing that purse out
So to save y'all rep I showed up so this whole event could work out
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how many naija rappers can go on a wordplay scheme like this with multiple bars of double entrede.

this is pure genius at work!

Lagunna: i never liked dizaster....prince of persia.. ur namesake
he screams too much...but i was glad he punched math hoffa though

diz fell off after the canibus battle
i think the fame went into his head or something. he's a hypocrite for punching math. after dissing math as a bully, he now did exactly what he was blaming math for. that's lame.

i doubt he can go to NY again after that. math's goons would be waiting to jump diz. it was a setup. i saw grape gangs in the front row of that battle. they knew something was going to happen.

Lagunna: do u remember this from hitman vs john john...

that mag 5 will put in the air like a bad vibe
bring him back point blank rage, knocks the brain out of him
then reload with the bullets that came out of him

i grunted when i heard that bar. "then reload with the bullets that came out of him" is a haymaker. i think he did the remix too.

machete hit his waste he hit the floor palm palm
split him in to two no y'all can really call him john john

hitman has performance - he uses that his skinny brother atimes too to deliver punchlines.

"this bïtch go kaboom, this bïtch go kaboom, my little brother will have to hold me up".

dna's mum is always getting attacked in battles... dizaster said...

Your Mom's fucking rétard I mean it!
But it's not the same cause she's also a genius
She gives a lot of brain she's a quadriplegic
I don't give a fúck about her eating problems
She can exercise some different feeding options
She can't use her hands they shake, so if she wants to have some steak she puts the knife between her toes and uses her retarded feet to chop them
But no matter how good she gets at holding the silverware she always seems to drop them
And then stands back looking at 'em like, "If only I had longer reach like Dhalsim"

honestly, i don't like such angles in a battle. they had several months to write - dishing out mom jokes or talking about personal ish in that level is just not my thing! i hated dizaster in that battle. diz took the first round though which i believe is the best round in the battle history.....but he got bodied in rounds 2 & 3.

elampiro: 2012-2014 (2 seasons), Rooney 29 total goals and 8 from ouside the box.

last season was an anomaly - rooney had no one to share in the freekick duties. giggs played less games than ever. nani/young were perpetually injured & RVP was injured for most parts.

2009-2011 (3 seasons) Rooney scored about 66 goals, and Coogar believes he didn't score 7 of them from outside the box, even though he cannot prove whoscored wrong.

you are the one with no evidence. i have been able to provide evidence of the breakdown of all the goals scored outside the box from 08/09.

* In few days time, we shall revisit your stance on Rooney playmaker role in 2011/12 season. Based on your report.

that argument is dead & buried. the author of that article was talking about rooney operating behind hernandez to win the title in the second half of 2010/11 season & reaching the wembley final against barca.

* RVP scored more from close range (within the six box) than Rooney in 2011/12. Rooney more from wihdrawn position. I will fetch that report too. That is what I said since yesterday that from close range.

so because RVP scored more from close range means rooney was from a withdrawn position? whose fault is it that rooney isn't disciplined positionally? RVP was a lone striker that year, rooney had a strike partner - the creativity was from the flanks(nani + young + valencia)

so what was rooney doing from deep? how many assists did rooney make that season if he was operating from deep?

Lagunna: C'mon Dna, get in the loop
I'll toss your mother in a pool, vegetable soup
You got booed in front of Eminem, murdered for choking
You put the mic down, you should learn how to hold it
You pulled a Tim Ducan verse your opponent
You can't handle the heat in the spur of the moment

that line is deadly because DNA's mom is wheelchair-bound. so the general yearn is that she's a vegetable.

throwing her in the pool - vegetable soup is too personal. the crowd reaction was crazy after that bar.

however, DNA's first round was fire. the workout scheme and all the wordplay that followed it was the best piece of lyricism i have heard in my life. this is why i think naija rappers are 50 light years below these URL dudes. the difference is too wide!!!

Bimfo: Sanchez played oo. Full match sef..

when united lost last month, they were laughing. it's a cup-tie, anyone can be murdered. it's a blessing in disguise for wenger, that's one less competition to worry about.