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jennykadry: Sharappppp and marry me. Make sure you bring your passport with you

i cannot travel without it before na. wait o - what's the procedure if one marries an aussie? how many years before one gets the aussie passport?

jennykadry: Coogar...Intel has it that you have access to 173 countries visa free or visa on arrival. Sir
Coogar...Marry me

proposal without ring?
jenny, go on one knee & get me an emerald-cut engagement ring. it's only £5,000 and i shall give you your desired answer.

icekidgodfrey: don't diss me with my own line, that's just pathetic now I see what the guys re saying. Smfh...y'all should Steer clear from him o! Cos if u oppose him your mom will only get insulted. I'm done replyin niqqas who talk like they ate from the toilet. Let's see how far hating ll take you... Matter' fact; you'll die a wet firecracker, aint nobody gonn hear your toneless screams. Bye dude, HMU when you get an endorsement deal for being a badass on NL.

go fück yourself!
no one knows you here anyways so you can roll up your modo punchlines & shove it up your rectüm. who gives a damn about endorsement deal. i have a job that pays me more daily than what modo makes in 3 months.

rapping has become leisure ish for me to practise my verbal aerobics. even at that, modo's written are jellyfish in comparison to what i spit. we heard death blow & your idol was rapping "i am the shït, man....you're the shït packer".

africa's best lyricist indeed!

jennykadry: The longer you wait, the more watery ya spermatozoa. Make haste while the sun shines

there's no truth in that - a man is never unable to make babies. getting it up might be an issue but the quality of the sëmen never deteriorates.

abraham had isaac when he was 100. there's a man in naija today that had a baby at the age of 80. i have been identified as a direct descendant of jupiter himself. spërm banks can't stop writing me letters appealing to me to donate to them.

Stillfire: I don't moan, I take charge.
And you would have to give me a detailed analysis on why you need to spend 80% of my money on shoes. This even affirms why I need to take up the role as head for thinking of spending 80% of my money on shoes. The madam and head that I am would veto any unnecessary expenses.

all my life, i have been used to good clothes, expensive meals, smart flats, sports cars & elegant women. i can't give that all up cos i am married to you & you want me to be the house-husband. i am high maintenance. designer outfits look better on me than "sura the tailor" products.

my cheapest pair is about £500.
you would have to maintain my lifestyle or else we might have a problem. taking care of the kids & the house is no problem. if you can't afford househelps, go to your village & bring maidens who want the lagos exposure.....men did that in the past too, they brought long distant relatives to help the wives out.

Stillfire: Hahaha if I say it, naija men go dey vex.
No more godly men in naija o.

there are millions of responsible men in naija but finding one is very difficult. since you people turn your backs on your tradition & made polygyny a taboo, this outcome is inevitable.

men who could marry 4-6 wives before without the stigma are forced to manage just one so there are surplus women who would never get married again. no wonder all the churches are packed with black beret wearing single women.

una never start......what a time to be a man! i don't think i could have asked for a better time to be a single man. it's fun watching the anxiety in the faces of those beret wearing amazons in church - fasting & praying that this year would be their year.

Stillfire: A journalist gathered information on Nigerian househusbands that still think in their minds they are the head, and the women spoke truthfully and you say they are moaning?

why weren't the husbands interviewed? when women were predominantly housewives, it was their moaning we heard. now that nigerian men are becoming househusbands, the interview should have involved them too....after all, they are the ones likely to be abused as they have no income to fall back on.......

As a proud woman, I have absolutely no problems if you wish to take the backseat, just know that the roles have been reversed if you show any sign of irresponsibility. I will not be put to ruin because I married. I will take the reins of the marriage, place you on a monthly allowance. If your ego can't take it, you better go and make another woman's life a living misery. nobody should be made redundant when you are not handicapped.

then stop moaning!
take the reins of the marriage and take whatever bumps & grind that come with being the head. men were heads even when they had irresponsible wives who just sat down all day, ate like pigs & farted all over the settee.

the men never moaned, they took solace in the fact that at least, the kids are being taken care of. women should do the same as well - work hard like trojan horses and be contented with the fact that your hubby is taking care of the home front. he's a man & he's more likely to eat more so you as a proud woman must work harder to be able to afford his needs.

his gucci watches, creed cologne, ferragamo shoes and his SUV must be refreshed bi-annually. register him in a decent gym so that his performance in the bedroom is kept at the optimum level. that was how men took care of the needs of their wives in the past, women should borrow a leaf and stop being a crybaby.


by the time you spend 80% of your salary on my pair of shoes alone, na you go kpeme.

diggz: I know u are dying to be the winner Kindly check the number of ur likes against mine and score ur self accordingly. Da greatest cougar of dem all. Declaring himself to be the President of Naija since the year 1960.... Na slave u be ogbeni..fccccuk off Jor.....!

who cares about likes? you think it's about likes for me? knowing that you surround yourself with jobless family members, it's nor beyond them to log on NL & let a mental handicap be happy for once in his miserable life.

keep the likes, i would keep the haymakers i have delivered to your glass jaw tonight. the lack of decorum is the reason you are still here. your mother's labiä was exposed as having 2 opposite directions & you are getting orgäsms for likes?

your own don finish.

iamaromolaeran: Daniel George Crulley is a top freestyle rapper ..he has even freestyles on Tim west wood t.v......
he respects me till today.. yet your slandering saying your nephew will beat me in a freestyle brawl....
beat me? huh? me? laughs......

its not your fault........

when your ready to brawl for real..we will both record and freestyle......it won't be audio but via YouTube...
then we post the link here so all can watch.. no film tricks......

then we will see who's the better freestyle emcee or not......

one day.....one day soon!

thandii1: Here on nairaland, housewives used to be e-battered severely and when they come running to nl, they are told they deserve it because they do not earn for a living. In the real world too, when being housewives used to be more common, many were, oppressed, cheated on and treated like slaves. Even their kids were not left out of it, the reason women have been striving for empowerment for years, to stop the oppression and gain some self worth.

except that the husbands aren't the one moaning here. when women were forced to stay at home without income, they moaned they were maltreated & they want empowerment. now that women have the empowerment & the hubbies are stay-at-home dads without income, the women are still moaning they are being used as slaves.

what do women really want?

Also, in the case of housewives, they do their roles religiously ; take care of the children, the husband, the home in general, they are submissive to their masters, so why will the masters cry out. With the househusbands, they want to spend, be fed but useless domestically. They don't want to be submissive .. If these new generation husbands aka househusbands were domestically useful and submissive like their housewives counterpart, the women will not complain na

if the husbands don't want to be submissive then the wives should hire house helps and make life comfortable for the house-husbands. plenty of men did that in the past. the breadwinner has to take care of her partner. men did it in the past without moaning, women should take the cue.

diggz: You are rili da scorn of da earth. Literally,you mk d babbles of a 6months old child to sound like a well written speech by Prof wole Soyinka. Cougar ur punchlines are as dry as a okprokpo fish. Funny part is,you loud ursef in ur own stewpidity u are the joke of the earth. Even if u are giving the free space to use the so called intellect u claim to possess u still always end up short of expectations. Reason is,u are a one way stereotype empty midget running on a particular track. You can't survive outside ur usual stale lines,creativity means nuffing to you,I mean you make klint da drunk look and sound better dan the way he is. Face bush ojare......Ozwo....!!!

diggz: Same old crap.... chaiii......sorry son. Try new lines or better still go grab a dictionary...! Yawns......boring boring hairless frustrated lame animal doctor

you have been murdered on your own turf!
see, you need to wake up all your dead ancestors, arm them all with SAWs before i can even consider this a brawl. you are too little to cause a ripple - i've killed more stubborn blackheads like yourself than a pimple removal cream.

don't you fücking ever in your miserable life step to me again. i have a zero tolerance for inbred piglets like you. incëst is so embedded in your genetic code, even your white blood cells want to fück the red blood cells. i don't normally brawl with civilians like you but you brought this on yourself.

aderonila18: The difference is that when a man pays the bills the woman takes care of the children and the household so at least the work is divided and both parties bring something to the table. The problem the men whose wives pay the bills is that they don't help out with the children or the household. It's unfair to expect the person who went to work all day to fend for the family to be the same to come home and take care of the kids and cook while the lazy man seats around doing nothing all day. No one can be happy in a relationship where you are the only doing everything

how's that even possible?
it's logical that the person at home does more work. if the woman is the breadwinner, she probably doesn't close till late in the evening. it then means the hubby picks the kids in school, feeds them, helps with their homework & tucks them safely in bed.

let's even agree for argument's sake that the men are lazy to do domestic chores, why is the breadwinner not employing house help to complete the domestic chores. men in the past left their wives at home & still employed 1-3 househelps to help the wives @ home. the men didn't scream they were slaving away to feed their wives then.

why are the female breadwinners moaning now?

diggz: Sharrrap dere . ..bloody babuwa like you. Who cares how u translate watever. Your opinion on wat is or wat is not, holds not ground here bcuz,u hv always bin a frustrated likkle dwarf. Always twisting stuffs just to help ur pathetic empty self feel like one intelligent analyst. We all know how u get down on NL,NOISE everywhere..!without any amount of substance in you. You rili do justice in putting d letter G in Garbage. Always recycling lines all day everyday.cougs are u the dustbin ? As we naijas will say,Kaki no be leather. U are the uneducated,unintelligent, plus no football side of victor ikpeba...!

i could do anything i want - that's why i am called the prince of persia. frustrated little dwarf, put the G in garbage and what else? you are so lame.......as lame as the hoodlums that rapëd your mother & left your her labiâ facing opposite directions like 2 different addresses.

the more you struggle, the more you would sink in this quicksand you have jumped into this evening. i am bringing the heat in the next post. by the time i am done with you, you would be begging to kill yourself tonight.

iamaromolaeran: dude I have every ffucking tape of Eminem brawl in rap Olympics....they are not clear but I can still hear some......

no you don't!
if you did, you would know eminem had bodybagged juice in rounds 4 & 5 and the judges ruled it was a tie. they had 6 ties!!!

that wasn't a freestyle trust me......... .
go check out Eminem in a radio station where he was been thrown words to rhyme with. .he almost stuttered and was going off beat and was repeating things he has said
I cant remember the radio station..but just Google it like this.....'Eminem rhyming with any word'

it's a freestyle - it's the face that tells it's a freestyle, not your opinion. you could tell he was just clawing out words to fit his rhyme scheme & no way eminem would spit eminem a verse so disjointed. look at his eyeballs & how focused he was throughout that second beat. that's freestyling.

also go watch Eminem with proof..MTV in a car..... they were rapping in a car.. that's what a freestyle is called...
he even recycled a line in that vid.. and when he did he said* I know you remember that line* (talking to proof)

yes, things crop up when freestyling. old verses often slip in & out. eminem said that and he quickly revert back to what he was doing. he still killed proof in that car.

look bro your a beast in writing but when it comes to FREESTYLE.. am on a superior level....I eat sleep and breathe and freestyle..
I even won a top notch white British freestyle rapper on what's app.... his name is Daniel Georg Crulley.. search for him on Facebook and ask him who shawarma is .....so

so because he's white british means you are good? i have an 13-year old nephew here. he would mortally destroy you in a freestyle battle.

I know all the tricks a freestyle Mcee would play to make you believe he is actually free styling but he actually isn't...
all he has to do is chip in some lines about the present environment in between his pre- written..

he was......
eminem is from the battle rap grassroots - how can he not freestyle? why would you even doubt he can freestyle? jay-z versus eminem in freestyling, you are reaching, son!

that the same thing Eminem did..he knew he was going to Tim west wood..and he prepared rhymes before hand...

go watch his interview with red bull dude........
that will prove my point

the only prewritten verse he did was the hook he was doing with kon artis. even if he didn't say they wrote it before coming, it's common sense. how can 2 people be dropping the same hook & you think it's freestyling.

jeez - get real!!!!

diggz: Ode no be so u say bebe better pass who again....? All the peeps u hv ever supported are losers just like ur gracious self. From bebe to uncleverly to young to Anderson to Ur Dead bottom self. Shame no dey catch u? Lets ask ur co...Manure fans wat their tk is on the so called hunch back u are parading here as CR7. Oloshi jati jati....

maybe all of them are losers like you said - but the poorest out of them all would put your father in a cage as a pet & feed him for the rest of his life.

ask my co man utd fans? hahahaha
that's the difference - my opinion is my opinion, i don't share the herd mentality. my opinion is even backed by statistical evidence so go kill yourself.

this hazard debate must be hurting you to spit that much expletives. maybe that's not why you are hurting - reading the guests at your christening ate your placenta might be the reason you are irked.

if you want me to apologise, just ask.

RuuDie: I just love how you hang yourself with your own rope... Welbeck scored with his second attempt not on the third nor on the fourth!

it doesn't matter how the chances come.....the fact of the matter is he will score goals if his midfield creates plenty of chances for him.

if we were to go with your logic, then he should have scored another goal in the 4th attempt. since he got a goal from his second attempt. it doesn't work that way.

it's like saying the first child of 2 AS couple would be SS. the science didn't say that. it said at least one in 4 of their kids would be SS. it could be any of the 4 kids - 1st, 3rd or 4th.

the theory is - welbeck needs 4-5 chances to score. whichever one he takes in those 5 chances is his own prerogative. all i know is he will score at least one out of 5 chances.

diggz: Even my little nephews spits better flows dan dis Joe budden wannabe. Uz a wannabes NL gladiator/prankstar/wankstar lifeless being. You dissing,firing shots,tryna rap...? Son I can see......! Cougs I heartless,ur pains I can't feel.....!

Enuff trying hard to sound tough you can hv d center ring cougs. If u ain't satisfied...? I could give you da victory,u so desperately desire cougs. But one fin,wen next u choose to come at me,u must stand correct cougs. Not as a lame as cyber lord but,as ur lame arse 1ft6inches cougs.....remember u are allowed to put on ur gurlies heels too. Cuz u gone nid all the height in the world to get at me cougs.

Now dis is the real warning. You are weak,ur shyyte aint gon hold wit me. You are filled with fairy tales,dis ain't da moonslight tales. I could get at u easily,uz goliath,a everydays David dream.

You loud with ur warnings but,empty with ur shots. You fink dis a game coming at me as a empty drum.....! I"ma teach you to crawl bf u start running cos am ur teacher. The only way u gon score an A in dis session is if I give da test with the answers.....4ktard....!

if one translates this to igbo, it would sound like what pete edochie was saying to his charms in things fall apart! i just did an exposé on how your genesis was poverty-stricken, and this is your rebuttal to that?

are you a man at all? if someone addresses me the way i did to you, i would be spazzing out. you have just told this entire community that you are not man enough. i ain't in no competition with you. this isn't win or lose, this is coogar dropping excreta on a midget called diggz that looks like the delivery boy of mr.biggs.

i have bodied tougher heads, why would you think lyrically thrashing you would add any feather to my hat? you are like the weight of a needle. beating or not beating you does nothing. so go sück your father's cöck if you are clueless about what to write. 30 mins ago, you wanted this to be fun, now you are backing off. you are a disgrace to your ancestors.

AirborneLacer: And if not for injuries, the run & cross maestros like Valencia and Young woulda been shitting on a technically adept Eden Hazard?

Dont I just love how United fans play out their idiocy on HD

go on the internet.....
scoop out ashley young's goal/assist stats & let's compare with hazard.

i surrender valencia is shyte - he was only brilliant for 1 or 2 seasons and that could have been fluked. he's not consistent enough to be put next to hazard but ashley young?


are you aware ashley once won young player of the season in this league? are you aware ashley young twice graced the PFA team of the season? young got damaged at united sef - when he was in villa, his goal sacked jose mourinho in 2007.

iwakolewa: that was back then

nothing has changed....an idle mind is a workshop of the devil. if a good looking man is left at home to become a house-husband, then one should expect housewives in that area to form some sort of covalent bonding with him.

iamaromolaeran: ....
a beg jare.
jay z freestyles better than Eminem...he freestyles honestly completely off the top ...it may have been ore meditated but it wasn't written.....

this drop by eminem on Tim west wood with a dude from d-12

didn't you hear what he said at the end of the session. .

he said we prepared this little sshit before coming .....

it was rewritten ..rehearsed and perfected... smh....
go watch slaughter house on Tim west wood . .they were reciting each other lines in something meant to be a freestyle. . ...jay z beat busts rhymes in a freestyle brawl in case you don't know. go check that out

so this ain't a freestyle please...it was prewritten....
real freestyle emcees that come completely off the top are niggas like

the disappointment skyrockets - he said they did the hook & chorus of the last beat together before coming. that was different to the freestyle of the first & second beat. it's painful you cannot even tell when a rapper is freestyling & when one is spitting pre-written verses.

you are still a baby.....

jay z big l jin proof juice(he defeated Eminem in rap Olympics) ...there are many others I can't remember.....

the rap olympics?
people make me laugh when they always refer to this fraudulent event. juice that eminem had killed already in that final & the judges ruled as tie. i am sure you don't even know the details of that rap battle.

there were 6 ties before juice was controversially given the W. eminem was unknown emcee from detroit & flew down to california to battle the local champion in LA. obviously, juice had the home court advantage & eminem is a wigga doing the art of black people.

eminem got a career after that event & juice is still out there looking for his first major record deal.

AirborneLacer: Baba I tire mehn.

The average manure fan believes he's THOR when it comes to comparisons.

statistics are facts....
i have proven di maria is more likely to contribute towards a goal than hazard in their respective careers in europe.

even for their national teams.....di maria has 11 goals in 52 games.......hazard has 6 goals in 48 games. the odds stack against hazard no matter how you look at it.

iwakolewa: So,the tables are being turned now....but in a different way, the men are taking a backseat, cheating on the women who are doing what they should be doing and even getting violent with them....

and who told you housewives back then didn't cheat on their husbands? where was potiphar when his wife was harassing young joseph?

RuuDie: Nice that you seek me out... oya tell me how many chances it took Welbeck to score today as against the BVB game!?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1721002_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

can you see the difference?

diggz: Yo.....if u finking dis gon b anoda golliath and David fight from the good books.....? u better hv a rethink mikey mouse....mikey cougs...mikey uzzzzzz.......a wet fat pusssssssie and am taking you out, anywhichway and everywhichway Cougs.
As a matter of fact cougs,the only reason you can still yap ur gibberish here is bcuz dis ain't da REAL WORLD . .......DIMWIT....! In da REAL WORLD uz a 1ft 6inches imbecilic ninny with the muscles of chicken cyber fronting,getting da beatdown of da seasons....! Incase you cant see,feel or smell it son,its a new season like moyes manUnited season,and u sure getting da beatdown.

What's funny is you kip portraying ursef as the NL Mike Tyson,wen everyone already knows how dis is gonna end for u. Get at me son and get the Moyes treatment.... 4ktard......!

well, you were warned so take what's coming to you. i never wanted to do this but you have taken that option away from me with the above gibberish.

listen - everyone knows you are clinically insane but you weren't really born that way, the perpetual poverty your chromosome donors found themselves brought about your brain damage status.

they were so poor, they couldn't afford the best medical facility required & your birth had several complications. your head spent long periods in the womb & the heat cooked up your brains till all the oxygen necessary were exhausted thus the brain damage.

what's more?
your placenta & your umbilical cord were part of the delicacies served on the day of your christening......there was no way they were going to let that go to waste when there was no money to even provide ordinary chicken for the guests.

don't take it so badly, if you want to sue - tap my cellphone. no child ought to pass through what you went through. this isn't even child abuse, it's foetus abuse. your insanity isn't an ancestral curse, it was man-made. hopefully, the court shall award you a substantial settlement & TB joshua would complete the rest.

Katsumoto: Oh come on, surely you are not making excuses already.

Welbeck will also share duties with Giroud, Sanogo, & Podolski.

I expect RVP & Falcao to score more goals than Welbeck.

welbeck shares duties with no one. he's the CF till december or january, that's why arsenal paid £16m for him.

welbeck would complete 180 league mins by the end of today, falcao is still on 20 mins.....even if he completes 90 tomorrow, he's still way behind welbeck.

the goals would be shared among united strikers, welbeck is the sole arrow head for arsenal until january. sanogo will not feature again until carling cup games come up again.

Katsumoto: What will make the commentary really interesting would be if Welbeck scores more goals than RVP & Falcao at the end of the season.

that is expected - welbeck gets 90 mins in every league game but there's no way RVP, falcao and rooney can cop 90 mins in every game. one of them must sit on the bench.

where's ruudie??

Lagunna: Lolzz.. Here we go again with this your eminem is better than nas theory... leave story joo...

watch this....tell me whether nas or jigga can match this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyOfqbP8JU

diggz: Rflmao.....I am dis, I am dat,I am a carnivorous beast,I am too strong......! Shut da fcuuuuk u mikey mouse lame cyber fronting serial killer

if this was in the real world, i would have taken your head off your neck by now & mail it to your uncle. diggz? i have put many goats of your ilk in a bodybag & smoke their ashes with the pages of the holy scriptures

I can see how u were even hard done by God himself at child birth. You mean I should engage u in any reasonable discuss asides flogging a brain into dat empty head of urs....? Jesuuuuuuuuu,dat will be a sacrilegious sin......I mean how can one be born to dis beautiful world soooooo hopelessly useless without a functional brain attached to dat head of urs? I am owning u left right n center yet,u busy hyping it amoeba sef as a gorrila.

owning who?
count your generations back to the 12th century, all of them put together including your worthless self are not fit to scratch my skin surface.

Before this day is over,I'ma clinically decapitate u clown from ur brainless head to the very nails on ur shoeless feet.

Where da Ref at....? Kindly start taking scores after princess Cougar responds to dis pleaseeeeee.....! Cougs pls let da fun begin............

i'm still toying with you......if i unleash on you, that machete you are holding would be killing an elderly person in your household. you have the luxury to back off now before i reveal your family history on NL.

this is your point of no return......step across the line now & i would do you awkwardly like a dentist fixing your appendix. you already know wage i am about. there's no commercial advert for petrol in naija.

Stillfire: The roles have really not been defined in these households. The man still thinks he's the head. The man must willingly accept his role as a househusband and the wife as the head of the household. The head of the household has to be firm on how money should be spent. The woman should not complain if the husband takes care of the home, the kids, cooks, and makes the house presentable. If you lose your job, kindly make yourself useful on the home front. That is why it takes two to make a marriage. When one falls, the roles can be reversed.

how come men don't cry out that they slave to feed their housewives. must women moan over everything? when women were asked to sit at home so men would bring the bacon - they screamed out that they are being marginalised or discriminated against.

now men are taking the backseat so that women can do what they have always wanted to do & yet they are still screaming that they are slaving to feed their husbands. which is which? feminism fought for 50 years to put women in this position, it would be heartbreaking if women are still not satisfied.

YoungDaNaval: You Fink so Bcz Nas Is An Underground Emcee Ryt?

eminem is even more underground than nas - eminem emerged from the battle rap circuit - this is why his lyrics are more grimey & it contains more punches, polysyllabic rhymes, wordplay, crazy metaphors, etc.

nas is a poet - an excellent story-teller & some of his one liners can subdue a whole verse. however, he would get eaten up in a battle. hell, i doubt nas can even freestyle as much as eminem can. they are both talented but in different ways. if the topic is lyricism though, eminem wins everyday of the week.

diggz: A cougar is an epic failure with the beastly nature of a cockroach You can beat ur tiny chest as loud as the sound of a trumpet yet,u are a confirmed scams lizard.

you are clinically insane - it's not how you define it, it's how the sane world does. dig yourself out of your intellectual poverty then maybe you can qualify to engage me in a football discourse. until then, continue smoking your pubic hair.

anuofia!

Wait a minute...! Who's fooooling who here ? Guy Abeg park well ojare. Your lines are light weight and well recycled. You can either run back to ur scummies thread and show ur strength with elamapawa as the village head dere or rili n truely get da fccuuuuuking beatdown here. . Its ur pick PORK(PuuuuuNkkkkk).

i am too strong - i can trespass into any property & beat up the house owner like i am serving you punches already. you are a twit - why not donate your brains to a stallion instead of wasting it in that big head of yours?

the struggle is real!

getting a responsible husband in nigeria is more difficult than entering the kingdom of heaven.