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n0m0705: This is too bad for a suppossed top player, why is everyone making noise about suarez? However, I will like to give him till the end of the season before passing my verdict.
Coogar baba! Why are you trying hard to make us believe that berbatov is as good as rooney? We all know you are not a fan of Rooney , comparing berba to rooney? Pleeaaase!

byvan: Parents should desist from such careless touch and no she isn't looking for anything,she is making her child giggle and am not comfortable with her choice of body part.Her intention is not to abuse but to amuse the child. Looking after a child and performing medical exam on a child are two different act.

jadoremoid: Joke Sylvia I believe qualifies, this is a woman who refused to change her surname when she married Olu Jacobs till today and she even stated in an article how she doesn't do the cooking or cleaning yet they've been married for decades. Ultimately it depends on the man and woman in question. The success of every marriage depends on getting a spouse who understands you and can deal with what others may perceive as your flaws. I remember how many people were making noise about how can she say she does cook or wash her husbands clothes and how can she not change her surname yet time and time again Olu Jacobs has said he wasn't look for cleaning or cooking in a wife and he had no problem with her keeping her name. We all want different things, so just find someone who fits you and stay out of other's relationship or marriages.

byvan: @ Coogar, the lady is a family friend and completely incapable of performing any medical exam.

ellamines: The girl is 28 the guy is 10 years older. That means he is 38 but the girl earns more...

byvan: Some kids have been molested out of ignorance,i once saw a mum playing with her little boy's JT. She insisted that there is nothing wrong with a mum doing that,i rested my case.

Nancia Kay: A gurl of 4yrs, that i know was penetrated by her elder cousin, in the family house, where she lived with her gran ma.
The surprising thing, was that she was dis-virgined without blood stains(according to her) and non of her family members, suspected any thing.
She told the story, to her parent wen she was 12yrs old.
So am asking, when will all this cases, STOP?!

elampiro: This is for 2011/12.

elampiro: 1. Whether 82% or whatever, Rooney was among the top 10 creators in the opta chart. Berba and co were not even on the list. So how did you win the argument? He Hagreaves argument was about his role in our UCL success in 2007/2008. All other things were accessories. Everything revolved around having a 'hatchet man' in the team. I pointed to you Hagreaves role throughout the campaign.

2. In 2010/11 argument. Hahahaha how funny you want to shift goal post again.
Infact in all remaining argument you are now only struggling. No need sef.

elampiro: 1. There was no such argument as open pay and se play percentage. The argument was about Rooney's goals, assists and chances created vs RVP, Berba, Welbeck and Chicha. And I won it hands down. That chart about percentage was that showing that Rooney was among the top creators. The error on percentage had nothing to do with the facts of the argument.

The other argument was on what role Owen had to play. Owen was to help in defensive duties from his right midfield role in the UCL final. He didn't play as an out and out winger as Ronaldo did on the left. When Owen went back, Rooney dropped to the right of the midfield as Owen help our the centre midfield and right back. Then Owen went to the central midfield completely in the extra time. I saw this match again 2 days ago.

Recently you said Berba and Chicha played the major role to 2010/11 season. You claimed Rooney was scarcely involved because he went to America. I proved with facts to you that Rooney was even more involved despite returning late from injury. I proved to you that we went to the top of the league when Rooney returned and had a run of games. I proved so much. You can go a few pages back.

2. Rooney black in 14 matches in about 32 start? Great record!!!

3. Rooney regularly miss from open net? Rooney is the most likely player to score from a tap in position. This season, RVP with fewer matches has missed two tap ins, one from almost the goal line. Even the great two alien miss tap in.

4. In 2009/10 Rooney 26 league goals. 6 penalties. He won some of them.
2011/2012 Rooney 27 league goals. 5 penalties. That's 22 clean league goals. I expect someone to look for a freekick to deduct. Only legends score free kicks frequently.

5. 23% 0 league goal against top 4 teams. How many % of playing time against top 4 team did it ake Owen to score a goal? You are dodging and struggling.

Foster cat: How will you react when you come in and find your kids in this form?

elampiro: 1. Coogar, I have never lost an argument with you. Never!

2. Rooney is a natural number 10. That's what the world knows him for. Rooney fired blank in only 14 matches out of may be 32. Massive record.

3. Even In 2009/10 Rooney won penalties. So stop talking about penalties. They have to be won and scored.

4. How many league matches has Rooney played as arrow head this season? I know he has played as arrow head vs Leverkusen, and may be one or two league games. In 2009/10, did he play as the arrow head in all the matches?

5. Did you just say Rooney scored 6 league penalties in 2009/10. I need to check that out now.

6. Berba got this plenty of time? But how much time did Owen get to have scored?

Dantedasz: Ileobatojo,
I thought you said I am the same person as the OP, a while ago? Suddenly I am one of his backers.LOL!
The gibberish you posted made no sense to me that is why I am requesting you put it in English.
The OPs request is simple enough but alas eight pages of cyberspace latter non of you paper weight fake feminists have been able to answer him properly.
Posters like sisi kill and bukatyne have even made an intellectual effort even if flawed to explain their points logically.
On the other hand you Ileobatojo have spent this thread as usual throwing insults like a coward and showing how much an intellectual Liliputian you are.
I suggest you read up on the subject of feminism properly and stop misrepresenting the movement.

elampiro: Me lost this argument? Ukwu!!!

Have I ever lost any argument with you?
Anyway, only one last direct response to you. Rooney won some penalties in 2009/10. If he wasn't fouled he should have scored. So he should still be above 20 goals. Mind you, Rooney is not a natural 9. And the man knows how to spread his goals. Rooney did not just stop at those goals, he scored a good number in the UCL and others.

Then in 2011/12 Rooney scored 26 (not confirmed actual figure) league goals from the number 10 position. Remove his penalties, you will end up with about 22-23 league goals. Then he scored some in Europe, etc.

elampiro: So 128mins out of 540 is not some playing time? Ukwu!!!
So how much playing time did Owen get to score a winning goals against Man City? I guess 540 mins. Lol
Ayagayagayagayo hei, ayagayagayagayo

elampiro: Berbatov got some playing time against the top 4 on 2010/11 what did he do? When Man United went to Europa what did he do? But Suarez has great goals in Europa.

Suarez is a big match player. Berba is just a small match shinner.

RuuDie: Is that the basis for determing if a striker will score against top teams!? You choose to assume he wouldn't score if fielded, we choose to assume he would score if fielded - 50/50, goalless draw. Now contrast that to a certain Luis Suarez who gets fielded all the time, whether against top or small team, but only chooses to come to the party when a Rudy, Hennessey or Hilario is in the opposition goal!

elampiro: Berbatov 2starts FA cup matches in 2010/2011, 0 goals.

Who will entrust him with crucial matches?
Berba FA cup record for Man United.
Start 5, sub 2. Goals 1.

Carling cup
Start 5, sub 0. Goals 1.

Berbatov (a lead striker) local cup matches overall. Started 10, substituted 2. ........ Goals 2.

Is with with 2 goals we can win local cups?

elampiro: ^^^
He was 29 years old when he couldn't score a single goal.

How old is RVP, Rooney firing heavily in the UCL? Rooney transfer price at 18 we know. Berba at 18..... Ekwe sample.

What will be Rooney's and RVP transfer price at the end of this year? £4m?

I have delivered a super volcano and a 9 point earthqauke.

ypepe: Topic.
Biolabee- sitting on d fence.
Coogar-claiming male chauvanist.
Sagamite- woman hater
Dinachi-running away from his past
Dante.....- looking for opportunity to dice
Women
TV- traditionalist to d core

All of u guys hv one thing in common.
U were dissapointed by women in ur lives either as a child or an adult.
U all need psychological evaluation.
Word r powerful. It bares our heart without our permission.
Stop fighting women. Go and fight d demons tormenting u guys. (Oya, d bullets should start coming. By d time I log in again, I expect this to reach page 20. Happy bulleting )

elampiro: 1. Is Rangers an EPL team? Stop these lies.

2. You are yet to answer how scoring in 11 EPL games should have amounted to 20 EPL games. Ayagayagayagayo. Probably one of those 3 penalties was in one of the 11 matches he already scored. I haven't those data link on my phone. Tomorrow you go hear am.

3. Torres, Drogba, Lampard, Cole, Yorke, Heskey, etc have all spent so much time in EPL. Let's see their average per season even if its 8 seasons. Rooney is king to have outlived many forwards in a massive club as Man United.

4. Rooney has won Premier League player of the year. He has won many titles. Nisterooy has no UCL. He was shipped out for being an Hyena. Golden book is rubbish.

5. Berba scored only in 11 matches, get it. Berba had a high playing time on the minutes. For get those shameful excuse you are trying to use to cover your lies from the pit of hell.

6. Berba was blank in 13 out of 24 starts. Shameful. Big man stating only 24 times out of 38. Rooney went to America and return to have more time.

Berbaove, a £4m striker. 5 UCL goals in 4 years. Only prolific against bottom 6 teams. He had many games against upper teams but was clueless.

elampiro: 1. Rooney 5 penalties? List them.

2. Man United scored only 3 penalties against West Ham and Blackburn, how does this help Berba to goals in 20 matches?

3. 14 league goal per season? Which EPL player has been so consistent since history of EPL. Perhaps only Henry, a top 9. EPL is not Ligue 1 or a moimoi league. Ronaldo and Messi are playing against Shyte opponents 90% of the time in Laliga.

4. In the UCL where legends are known, Rooney is top there.

elampiro: You are a big liar. Stop telling lies and cooking up figures to try and win argument.
So Rangers is one of those teams that should have helped Berba to score in 20 EPL matches?

You have to prove to us how Berba would have scored against 20 EPL matches from 11.
You are even lucky I am on my phone, I would have punctured many things you exaggerated. I burst your balloon.

elampiro: How many penalty did United have in 2010/11. Against which teams? How many were scored? Berba missed against Everton and sent us out of Carling cup.

elampiro: 1. What is the ratio of maches Rooney scored in 2009/10 in the total matches he started? Then what is Berba's ratio? Or even percentage?

2. How do you mean Rooney has 20 EPL penalties?

3. Even if Rooney has 150 league goals over many seasons. He is a number 10. We have Drogbna, Torres, etc who are top 9. How many goals have they scored over several seasons?

4. Rooney currently has the best UCL stat in knockout stages among all EPL players. I guess one of the best three in Europe. Only great men have this.

dademola: always wanting to bring rooney into d mix by all means!! . This isnt about rooney bro!! U say toress started 34 league games in 07/08, hw many games did toress play in total in that seaon??

elampiro: Coogar this is a big lie.

dademola: ha!! So berba was on a goals drought for a whopping 12 matches?? Odikwa serious matter oo!!

U keep talking about penalty kicks- with berba taking arguably d laziest pk in d history of man utd( pls, show us d gif, and let d whole world see d supposed "paneka" u claim it to be), how on earth could he hav been our chief pk taker?? Dunno why u decided to bring up this pk ish again when we thrashed it out d last time!

If i may ask;
When el nino was pumping in goals with ease at liverpool, hw many penalties or free kicks did he take, not to talk of scoring from them??

Cooger, u sef reason am na; berba scoring 8 of his 21 goals in meaningless 5-0 and 7-1 wins at oldtrafford is tantamount to ronaldo scoring 19 of his 50 goals in maybe 9-0 and 14-0 wins against elche and sporting gijon at the bernabau!!!! Cooger... Dimitar berbatov was a fat track bully!!

dademola: since i've agreed that berba hardly played against the big teams, let's ignore that aspect! I also acknowledge d fact that a free-scoring striker would alws score more goals against d lowly teams, buh when 38% of the goals are concentrated in meaningless 7-1 and 5-0 victories at home, wahala dey oo!! The season in question sef, berba didnt score in a considerable number of games he played in- can u help us wif d exact number??

dademola: i'm not disputing d fact that berba was mostly on d bench against the big teams, buh imagine d ronaldo u brought into equation scoring 50 league goals, and 38% of d goals where scored at the bernabau against valladolid and recreativo- it wld mean ronaldo scored a whopping 19 goals against d 2 teams combined in those 2 matches!!.

dademola: cooger, suarez has struggled on d big games this season- agreed buh remember berba scored 5 goals against blackburn and 3 goals against birmingham in d season he was HGS(he scored 21 goals in total, isnt it?)! From simple arithmetic, it means berba scored 38% of his goals in just 2 matches against relegation candidates at oldtrafford that season!! Haba!!

afrodoc: I do not live on Nairaland and neither do i live to win arguments on Nairaland. And once arguments get toooo extended i just log off and go on with my life offline.
So the fact that i did not respond to you should not give you the delusion that i ran away..... i was just busy doing something else that benefited me.

Berbatov is a flat track bully. His record with Spurs where he played more minutes support this fact. In Europe most of his goals are against Eastern European teams that still use monkey post and use charcoal to write on their score board

afrodoc: Suarez scored 6 goals against the top 6 teams last season. He scored 4 goals(17 % of all his goals) against the top 4 teams in the league that season
He scored against all the teams above Liverpool except United.

When you consider that Berbatov scored ONLY 6 goals ( IN SEVEN SEASONS) against a team good enough to finish in the top 4 and Suarez has scored a top 4 team the same 6 goals in 3 seasons then you can decide for yourself who is flat track

afrodoc: meanwhile last season Suarez scored against Man City, Everton, Chlesea(twice) , Arsenal, Spurs.......not sure u can call him flat track

RuuDie: If Berba was a FTB... so also is Suarez for now. Simple!

afrodoc:
You are a recidivist, i won't indulge you