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ileobatojo: Of course it's you and you know it, jadoremoia.

you are a lunatic....
is this your own way of deflecting the stüpid schemes you created. how can i create jademoirb & still be the one to expose her? be the one to challenge her claims about joke silva? instead of you to own up, you want to open your can of worms? the supermod already matched the IP addy to your username.

little wonder your post was the only one she liked.

Which leads us to the question, why did you feel the need to plot this elaborate scheme? Surely, it's not just because you disagree with feminism. Why did my comments about alternate id's hit you so hard that you were so desperate for revenge?

it's people like you with no fun in their lives that resort to creating multiple monikers to draw likes. i am confident in my skin. i can attack & dice anyone i please without fear or fervour. i don't need a mask to poke my fingers into the eyes of fückwits & asstards who cross my path.

you have been found guilty - shame on you!

By the way rotfl at all the people who were so excited by your shameless prank. Hypocrites!

your deflection won't work here - jademoirb created all those accounts to like your comments. you are either her bedmate or the two of you are the same. a cursory IP check identified you as the culprit. you were so pained you had no points to defend the evil movement you follow, you had to stoop so low to create 6 monikers......you must be infinitely jobless.

RuuDie: Lets face it, the way things are going, this may be the season where the EPL is won with the lowest number points compared to other season winners - everybody is dropping points - that is why there isn't any break-away leader just yet. A bit of my optimism stems from the fixtures - I foresee it being "kinder" to UTD in the long run.

that was the way it was last season too but fergie was miles above the rest. with fergie in charge, we would be at least 6 points higher than arsenal as we speak.....

last season
89 - man utd
78 - man city
75 - chelsea
73 - arsenal
72 - tottenham

can you see how tight it was between city & tottenham after 38 league games? it was virtually neck & neck between city, chelsea, spurs & arsenal with united being the exception. moyes has taken us from that lofty position to the pits.

ileobatojo: Ooooh chile! This is the thread that keeps on giving, isn't it?

Anyway, just stopped by to say hi to Jadoremoia, b, c, d, e aka Coogar.

Happy new year.

this is what happens when several grains of rice escape into the trachea. you need a doctor!

dademola: buh remember last season's triumph was as a result of RVP's rich goalscoring form. Last season, we already saw a deteriorating evra, a clueless valencia, a non-existent midfield etc. I'd say players like anderson and one of our wingers( except januzaj), shud be booted out, coupled with d cumpulsory retirement of ferdinand and giggs. We need some new faces...

so why has rooney not replicated that rich goalscoring form in the absence of RVP? we are just wasting money on that waste of flesh. he's more comfortable in the midfield 2 than as a striker.

evra gets no protection. janujaz takes too many risks with his elaborate style of play. his loss of possession cost us both goals. i really don't think we need new players. we just need a gaffer.

Oghos1: the decision worked d last time he tried it. So his doing it again was no surprise. And u can't really blame any1.

valencia in the RB has never worked for us. just because we have gotten away with some results does not mean valencia is good as a fullback. he's shyte & he goes to sleep when we are under attack.

just brace urself for worse times
Liverpool fans didn't all slump and die did they?

liverpool weren't as big as us when they lost their way.

We need players!!
And we need to release players as well.

D overhaul will definitely not happen now. But it will happen.

we don't need players, we need a manager that has common sense.

superstar1: Adnan is not strong enough ye, for the week-in week-out rigours of EPL.

he offers more invention than 50 valencias can ever muster. valencia is a donkey. he cannot do anything, offensively or defensively.

Nani, is a chicken-head. When he is good, he is the best and when he is bad, he is the worst. He blows hot and cold, but more of cold than hot.

even at nani's bottom level, he cannot be as bad as the shyte valencia has been serving for the last 18 months.

Young!!!! Well, he upped his game in the last 3matches. That can never make me to take him over Valencia.

then you didn't watch the match against hull. young pinged some beckham crosses from the right that day. one of them led to the own goal, rooney would have scored anyways had the defender not directed the cross into his own net.

The team just needs major surgical operation in the summer. It's either the players don't believe in Moyes or there is a psychological effect of fergie leaving the dressing room on the players. They are no where their usual self. Though,the new manager is a learner on his own.

the team doesn't need anything - these same players won the league by 11 points barely 6 months ago. it's moyes that is out of his depth. stop blaming the players for the manager's tactical naivety.

Oghos1: the fabio issue is just sumtin I cannot fathom.

Anyway, d earlier y'all started bracing urselves up ford worst (finishing outside ...*sighs can't even finish it*)
D less bitter/angry u'll be and d more clearly u'll all analyse.

how can we have fabio in the squad & still choose to play valencia as the RB. when oviedo scored the winner for everton at old trafford, who left him free to score? valencia!

spurs' second goal was whose fault? valencia. even against hull, valencia was found out time & time again and that was what led to his 2 bookable offences that got him a red card.

can moyes not see valencia is nothing but a sack of shyte?

superstar1: How can we make crosses our source of goals. We are too predictable. Pass the ball in the midfield, find Valencia and let him whack into the middle and we will be offering players for an own goal. Is that not dumb? Even stokes, have departed from such tactics.thesame tactics he used in everton and the best he could get them is their, perennial 7th. Overnight, Martinez looks like a miracle worker.

all the creative players from the middle are either unfit or just coming back from injuries. rooney was shyte last night but moyes had covered him with the groin injury excuse. i see nothing wrong using the wing-play as the default tactics, nothing is working from that middle for now.

Moyes is stereotyped and not a creative thinker. He is a methodologist. His coaching crew is a joke and his tactics are below Okey Emordis level.

in the absence of rafael, valencia should be kept away from the team. he's the poorest winger ever. he only plays well because the brazilian helps him find space. nani + young + adnan are miles better than valencia as a winger.

superstar1: Also remember, there is no player to replace him. All our players have been on and off, in their performance, this season.
I can't remember Fabio playing any match though.

the same fabio that started against barcelona in champions league final at wembley. he's scored a goal already this season in the capital one cup. i saw him on the bench in one of those away games during the festive fixtures. he's fit & very very good as a right back. why isn't he playing?

Oghos1: Itz no news that valencia is productive ONLY when rafael is on d pitch.

and since we have fabio whose game is similar to that of rafael, who should moyes have started to replace rafael?

i am not even sure moyes has any IQ. valencia shouldn't even be starting in this team. he's the worst player ever & i remember elamps telling us he's better than nani. not in a billion years.

0 crosses completed in 12 attempts - what a shame!!

RuuDie: Of course... 11 points, 18 games to go - for me, it isn't over until the fat lady sings - maybe I am partly deaf, but I don't hear her yet!

i should borrow your faith then.
it seems you dunno how poor we have been this season but i am very sure you understand numbers. united have now lost more points this season than they did in the whole of last season.

we lost only 25 points the whole of last season despite throwing many points away after the league was won. we have lost 26 points already this season by new year's day. how can anyone see any positive in this campaign? it's been absolutely fückery.

valencia/smalling axis is non-productive, uninventive, lacks ideas. smalling is a centre-half, he's not a fullback. in the absence of rafael, fabio is the logical replacement. not jones, not smalling & definitely not valencia(the most idiotic player in the whole solar system).


if young/nani had produced as poor as valencia did last night, fans would be groaning. valencia cost us the game. only one of his 13 crosses found a united player at a point in the game. he just kept hitting danny rose deliberately - maybe his plan was to cripple him.

moyes with the IQ of a slug then shifted valencia to the RB, where he's lost us 3 different games already this season including the match against everton. we have a fit & firing fabio who is as good, if not better than rafael but moyes chose to lock him out of the first team.

dademola: elampiro, i take God beg u- dnt even start!!! Why u dey alws do like this nah??

why are you begging him, let him bring whatever evidence he wants to bring. we practise freedom of speech & everyone is entitled to their opinion - but the privilege shouldn't be abused.

the higher number of passes rooney made in the final third can be explained. united played 4-4-2 formation 31 times, RVP's arsenal played 4-2-3-1 formation in all the league games that season according to opta - rooney had a strike partner to exchange passes with, robin had none.

dademola: when valencia switched to RB, i was hoping to see him bombing foward but to my utter dismay, januzaj was always outnumbered in virtually all our attacking moves from the right flank in that 2nd half!!! e be like say na swear dem swear for some of our players today!!

valencia has cost us more than 9 points playing in the RB position.

heavy g: Good day all.

I started dating her in 09. I began talking marriage late 2010. I even broached the topic of her getting pregnant for me.

We had a bad fight January '11. We were trying to patch things up slowly when sometime around April we got talking on phone. I made a statement and then She told me She can Never marry me.

Since that day till this moment, She stopped taking my calls, She cut off all Contact. All efforts to reach her were met with silence.

I decided to move on.

But after some relationships, I realised I needed her back. I traced someone whom I felt could plead with her. This person wouldn't give me any info about her But I deduced from our conversation that my ex girlfriend was still single.

But what surprises me is the fact that at her age, She prefers to remain single than to come back to me. She doesnt even want to hear anything about me. This is a girl I loved so much. Am I so bad? This is 2014 and I need to get settled. I might just go for the available one, Since the desired is unavailable.

move on & stop degrading yourself before a woman. she's moved on & so you should. whatever she decides to do with herself since she's left you is entirely her prerogative. there are a million pebbles on the beach. find someone else.....

we lost because moyes is the most clueless manager in the northern hemisphere. the moment i saw smalling as RB & valencia ahead of him, i knew we are in trouble. add vidic in the defence to it & it was inevitable we were never going to win.

this is for the hopeful united fans out there - moyes has screwed this club up. stop fantasising about any glory for now. your dreams about this club for the foreseeable future should be the same as stoke fans. if we finish 8th by may, don't be disappointed - it's a huge achievement.

TVT KOKO: It's 2014 already and i don't see any reason why i should keep lying to my self abt my sexuality.
I am well in my early 20s and i sure noticed dat i tend to become an introvert when in the gathering of ladies. No matter how hard a lady tries to talk to me,or keep up a conversation,i just do feel irritated or to end that conversation. But reverse is d case when talking to a guy like me.
I've got plenty of female friends but never had anything to do with them even a kiss but except a hug and that is always by force. But contrary to that, i've willingly given myself to embrace other guys to the extent of having intimate urge.
Pls i posted this just to share ur own opinion and not for some unwarranted insults. Tank u

ignore what others have told you - you are as gay as fück!!! embracing men & getting intimate urges? you need a boyfriend, mate!

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]One sentence::: Hez a bytch[/quote]you failed just like your mum's birth control pills.

Ema prince: I don't know why sauron/cooger wiil never let theiir old beef die down..and to even make such feelings open when he's a jjudge makes it Disgusting and should disqualiify him

what beef?
and i have told you twits times without number. coogar is not sauron. i dunno why you dorks love to stretch the borders of daftness. i have no beef with nobody.

elampiro: Ayagayagayagayo hei ayagayagauyagayo

What about other 19 teams numbers 9 and 10 strikers/players. Why are they not on the list? Only midfielders.

even if you are blind, you should see rooney had the lowest number of total passes in the list. he made the lowest passes in the defensive half & the highest passes in the attacking half. your stats have defeated you, elampiro.........go to bed!


this is the final nail on elampiro's coffin....

https://eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Wayne-Rooney.png

the similarity in 09/10 & 11/12 suggest rooney operated in the same position throughout. look at his assists in those seasons, min/goal, overall contribution & compare to the other seasons.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1492977_image_jpg0d5b1c4c7f720f698946c7f6ab08f687

elampiro has been destroyed finally - this is another stat comparing RVP's stats with rooney's stat in 11/12 season. they had similar stats too(the stats of true centre forwards).

elampiro: Rooney didn't play 9 again, now it's CF2. Ukwu!!! Dem do dey confess.

9 is CF = centre forward.
if you are an illiterate, we are ready to give you football lessons free of charge here. i will see it as a humanitarian job.

elampiro: If Rooney played 9. He must be super human to be 3rd on this list.

Off to church. More info to come.
I will re-dig out the figures of other players.

you are such an idïot.....
this is why illiterates shouldn't be allowed to handle stats. the stats you posted put rooney in passes in the final third(where strikers should be anyways). rooney i am sure played the most games in our team in the attack so how does your stats prove rooney played as a 10?

the FT, PD PA & PH percentages already tell me rooney was higher up the pitch than any other player in that list. rooney scored highest in passes attempted in the attacking half & scored lowest in the defensive half - the mark of a centre forward!

elampiro: Liar.
Rooney was the 3rd highest passer in the final 3rd. The only number 10 player, other nine players are all midfielders.

stop talking like an idiöt.....
rooney had 7 assists...valencia(14), nani(12), young(11). between our wingers, they contributed 37 league assists that season. that alone should tell you united played 4-4-2 & not the lie you are telling us.

Chichja had 16 games. Welbeck had 20 games. A chart here already showed Welbeck was used in front of Rooney in a 4-4-1-1 formation.

you are a goat.....
4411 formation was only deployed twice. my chart even highlighted the result of those games. 442 was used 31 times & in a 442, there's no AM. there's a CF1 & CF2

elampiro: In 2011/2012 Rooney played mostly as an AM. He was dropping deep to exchange passes with Scholes while he frees himself into the box as crosses come in.

Something close to what he played against Norwich last week.

stop lying.....
in 11/12, rooney didn't drop deep anywhere. he scored plenty of goals & assisted less. how can rooney cop 2,800 mins with about 7 assists to show for it? number 10 & his productivity is 1 assist every 400 minutes? yea right!!!


[quote author=tess_1]If you don't believe the article i posted, why should i believe yours. As far as i am concerned, those four articles have cancelled each order out. I even believe the one i posted the more because it aligned with the facts that are on ground. So your must be a dubious article.
So you want to tell me that you didn't see where it was written that the most used formation in that season was 4-4-2 and it was used 31 times out of 38 league matches. You need to go and get a pair of glasses to be able to read properly. Or is it that you were dazed by those facts?
I don't even have that time to continue an argument that is done and dusted.
I rest my case.[/quote]elampiro doesn't see images on his phone so spare him. united played 4-4-2 formation 31 times that season. the creativity was from the flanks that season. it was ashley young, valencia & nani tasked with creating the goals.

rooney was in the box waiting for these crosses & he was scoring tap-ins for fun. there's no way mr rooney can be a 10 & post 7 league assists throughout the season. that bit is where elampiro got things screwed up.

bukatyne: You are joking right? Yea a typical woman beats her kids more than her maid

i am sure you have never seen 2 men fighting ever. you would claim anything to score cheap points. men/women can be violent, men/women can be victims of violence. no gender does it more than the other. men would rather keep quiet than wail to others or call the cops thus such incidents are under-reported!

elampiro: That was just a general statement, it didn't analyse 2011/2012 season.

yes, it did.
the article generally summarised the difference in rooney's position. you need to learn the difference between CF/SS & AM. I think your problem is you dunno the difference between SS & AM.

Baby mama: Coogar you dey laugh me
Ha hahahaha

that paralysis line is funny. i could picture that. if someone waves at you, and you are carrying a bag with the other hand then you cannot wave back. you just nod or wait till you get into a car before you wave back.

PureOhio: 40 pairs of jeans for £400? Na bend-down-select? And that's my point. After buying the pair of jeans for £10, the jeans will get ripped in the dryer after one wash. Now she has to get another pair.
A $100 skirt at zara = 5 trips to F21 to buy $20 skirts.

but she has more quantity - so with proper management & rotation, she should get by nicely. another thing is we are mostly guilty of not reading washing instructions before dipping these items into the machine or a bowl of water. my policy is simple - any item more than £100 goes to the drycleaners.

One good pair of jeans that would last you three years = numerous pairs for her over the same period of time.
All these bargains for females na lie. All those clothes on the clearance rack are nothing to write about compared to the real deal.

i still envy women & how ridiculous their stuff can be. men have no hiding place. you must wear quality or lose the appeal.

You still have to come back to buy more cheap shirts because the ones you bought have started to fade.

manage them well na - not every piece of clothing must go into the machine. i sometimes wish i dunno where selfridges or house of fraser are. they are the only 2 places i can shop even if it means once a year.

Meigaurd clipping your nails? Ew. You need Asians in your life. It doesn't matter who is footing the bills, the point is women are more expensive.

meiguard are experts -
women aren't - they just pack quantity and take up the whole space. lord knows my wife must have her separate bedroom.

[quote author=tess_1]Way back in the early 90s[/quote]cool! welcome aboard.......

Baby mama: Tell me about it
My so called $100 leather jacket ripped in the arm pit in the third year and I had to keep that hand paralyzed till I got back in the car The $500 ones will stay 10 years
Sometimes cheap is bad

I don't advocate cheap but bargains

[img]http://2.bp..com/-MU9KxjG0u_g/T1PEhdyH4CI/AAAAAAAAAA8/UE3nhl4DhWA/s640/tyler+laughing+hard+gif.gif[/img]

this boy go kill elampiro today.

tess_1, when did you start supporting united? you seem very intelligent about the tactical side of football.

The drop in goals from 27 in 2011-12 to just 12 league season is the result of a shift in position for Wayne Rooney. The signing of Robin van Persie meant that he was no longer the focal point of United’s attacks. Rooney was ‘relegated’ in a manner of speaking, to a no.10, an out and out attacking midfielder playing a support role. Rooney also registered ten Premier League assists from his slightly deeper position. One thing that caused him to put in a transfer request was allegedly the fact that he was dropped into central midfield on occasion, a position that was relatively unfamiliar for him. With van Persie though, he certainly was no longer the main striker and was clearly relegated to a deeper role behind the Dutch forward.

do we need any further evidence to substantiate rooney was an arrowhead in 11/12?

mikuz: I thought you've forgotten about the tourney. So you were following up all this while?

yes now.....
i just laid back & i have been laughing at the baby & generic lines from the netcees. i think the ones with the potentials got knocked out too early due to flawed pairing.

anyways, tap ibime's pager & get him to start preparing. i want to drink his ibime's blood. let me remove the credibility left in his fat belly once & for all.

bukatyne: I know this is coming late

How many wives are violent physically in Nigeria? They are more of verbal. Atypical man does not go about beating men who insult him, does he?

of course, there's never been a case of 2 fighting men in the history of nigeria. abeg, men hurt men than they hurt women. the typical man will not even hit a woman without any reason. women tend to attack first either verbally, throwing objects or even biting/scratching. women would hold men by their trousers and scream "you must kill me today".

PureOhio: Uhn? Guys don't rock atmosphere ?
I had to volunteer at thrift store some weeks back and during the process it was mostly guys that came thrift-ing.

lower-tier guys, abeg! how many professionals would go to a thrift store & buy stuff there. you know women can share such info & have fun with it. colleagues diss each other if they find out you are dumbing down.

You're comparing yourself to most men. Majority of men don't rock £400 jeans.
Most of these blokes at canary wharf are trust fund babies. They are not the majority.

£400 pair of jeans will buy about 40 pieces for the average woman. women already have the assets that get guys excited, the cloth is just an icing on the cake.

Remember I still have my pedis and manis, and MAC. 2 MAC foundations can buy you 2 shirts at Ralph. You can't overlook the frequency at which women shop, and the things they have to buy.

pedis & manis? what are you? angelina jolie? i cut my nails myself & if i am in lagos, my meiguard does it free of charge.

You mentioned spending £120 for three months on your hair-cuts. Well-done braids would cost $200. Women hardly even keep them for 3 months nowadays.

in the UK, it's for 5 months sef.
stuff like that are super expensive. the women just rock their braids or cut their hair low.

Btw, braids are even cheap. Weaves have become a lucrative business; even guys sell weaves. There's a reason for that.

men are the ones footing these bills.....it's part of our expenses. we buy for ourselves & we still buy for our partners. how many women can really take their own money to buy $1,000 hair attachments?

mikuz: ThePrekky edged this. Good verses from both.

MFVGT : ThePrekky

mikuz, why are you voting? ain't you the host? meanwhile, i promised my sports fans i would decapitate ibime & they are looking forward to our bout. please set it up the moment ibime gets discharged from the hospital after the bone fractures he got from theprekky!

RuuDie: Dude. All that is HOGWASH!

UTD, like many other teams play 2-strikers... and it is only normal that one of 'em drops deeper than the other. Doesn't make him any less a striker... and that article categorically states "DEEP-LYING FORWARD", MIDFIELDER nor DEFENDER. So pack your face!
Also, there are many games (and I mean, many) in the last 3 seasons where Rooney has been played as the lone striker - why do you think his (Rooney) game/minutes double/triple that of other strikers.

9 and the half my grandmother's a$$!

i don't think she would be pleased with this.

Baby mama: I bought my oga some shoes for Christmas and he now wants to return some two pairs he got at Macy's and follow me to DSW designer shoe warehouse discount rack
You just have to know where to shop
You can get incredible stuff for half the price or less at the right stores
Make dem dey buy designers at designer prizes ,Marshall's has great designer stuff for half the price
You can pay $400 for a Michael Kor's bag at Macy's ,I will get the same bag at TJ Maxx for a fraction of the cost.
Women usually know where the bargains are
You go to Nine West stores at the mall to buy Nine West handbags,I go to Ross and buy the same bags

this is where i think women are better managers. it might take them the best part of one month to buy their stuff but after all said & done, they must have saved loads on discounts, vouchers, raffles & whatnot!!!