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Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : Final ( Ibime Vs ThePrekky ) ** by coogar: 7:11pm On Dec 31, 2013
ibime got his arsë handed to him on a plate....on first read. i'll be back to break this down into stuff. besides, why do you guys rapping 40 bars? what happened to 32? the longer this gets, the more flavour it loses.
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 7:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
PureOhio: That is a myth.
You'd buy her entire closet if you shop at ralphlauren etc. If you shop at forever21's men or any regular guys store, you and the female are on the same level.
well - you have a point!
but on the average, you have most men ready to peel to get ralphlauren products than step foot in primark. men even carry messenger bags these days - i think it's the british thing. men here dress to kill!

Now, how many men actually shop at Ralph, buy movado watches ? Not the majority.
haaaaaaaaa - go to canary wharf on a friday evening. men with no cars bit £20,000 watches. are you kidding me? half of the stuff women are buying sef are gifts from their men. so no matter how you look at it. men are the ones bearing the brunt!

Plus, women's fashion evolve. Men's fashion is very stagnant (shirt and trouser). Women will keep buying to stay on trend. Men don't have to. Abi when last did you change your wrist watch?
that's the issue....men buy like once/twice year but the value can pay for a wedding. grin cheesy wetin women dey buy? it's just quantity mostly.

Women are more expensive (the fashion conscious ones)
i disagree with this.....
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 6:59pm On Dec 31, 2013
dayokanu: Coogar there's a limit to the amount any guy can spend on haircut unless he's gay. The female hairdo can cost anything she can do a $1000 hair and take it out next day buy another expensive weavon.
that's because you stay in the US, come & spend a year here and you will understand. men are no longer heterosexual, we are now metrosexual. cheesy seriously, leave hair products out of it & talk about watches, shoes, belts, jackets & jeans. male stuff are very expensive. if you & your wife are given $500 each to shop, her stuff would triple yours.

Fashion spending is rarely a guy's problem cos 80% of guys rarely spend beyond 5 minutes getting dressed, don't use jewelry maintain simple haircut
you are talking time spent, i am talking value. women don't really spend like that even though they shop everyday. while you think they are spending money, they are returning what they bought that didn't really fit well. don't mistake their trips to the mall for heavy purchases. all na lie.

There are other make spending problems Maybe gambling, women drugs or alcohol
minus gambling, women or clubbing, men still spend more. a chic needs less than $50 to look clean. a tank top, a pair of jeans, slippers and she's good to go. if you dress similarly, people might mistake you for her driver or butler.
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 6:27pm On Dec 31, 2013
dayokanu: Answer this, Who shops more. Men or women?

Making hair only some women have plots of land aka Brazilian hair on their head. i.e cost of 1 Brazilian hair is a plot of land in some place. Cost of male barbing is probably N200 for a whole week.

A man who blows his money knows he has no one to go to, Women know e bad e bad the husband would be the last man standing
women shop more but their stuff are ridiculously cheap. your most expensive shoe would buy her entire wardrobe. they just have them in huge quantity, the value is nothing to fret about.

i do my hair £10 a week. that's £40/month. most women just wear braids in the UK & rock it for 3 months. grin they are better managers of money than men & their stuff are very very affordable.
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 6:16pm On Dec 31, 2013
Baby mama: I thought so too
That is what happens when a man marries a woman based purely on looks and nothing more. He ends up with a pretty air head
In parties she is as flamboyant as a peacock but in the head as dense as a sack of beans
are you aware these women were serial pretenders during courtship & then became mobsters after getting the ring?

My relative married one of such
All she knows is dress well and perch on a high heel from one function to another
Buying and wearing things I know too well they can't afford
The woman can't even speak one correct sentence in English yet "wanna gonna" go full everywhere
What a pity
let a woman floss jor - i love women that floss. money is meant to be spent as long as she's spending them on the right stuff. i'd rather a woman fixes implants that reveal a gorgeous cleavage than fix $5,000 natural hair. i am a man - i don't even notice or tell the difference between a natural hair & artificial.

dayokanu: Financially savvy females are in the minority. like 15-20%
i would wager women are better managers than men financially. maybe it's me.....i have never met or dated a lavish spending woman. they tend to know what to buy, where the discounts are & blah blah blah. i just want to get out of a supermarket & go home......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:06pm On Dec 31, 2013
SailorXY: ^^^
Young is far more useless anywhere on the pitch
I didn't mean the formation as a 4-4-2, more of 4-3-3 so no need
for any murrawanka cutting back to deliver over-hit in-swingers
young is very good on the right. if nani isn't fit, moyes should start young on the right. some of his crosses against hull from the right side were world class & he's our most in-form winger.

4 contributions in his last 4 games.....
vs stoke, 1 goal + 1 assist.
vs west ham, 1 goal
vs hull, 1 assist.

he deserves a start tomorrow.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 5:44pm On Dec 31, 2013
thread has become free-for-all. can't we all just get along? feminists, masculinists, homös, heteros, animal-lovers, etc.
Family › Re: Making Love & Raising A Family by coogar: 5:36pm On Dec 31, 2013
dayokanu: This is the best message on this thread. Money is where men and women clash the most.

In most household when shit hits the fan financially its the men that are held responsible and most women wont understand what it means to save up

WHen the money is flowing they want to spend and spend but the husband is already thinking of when the money would stop and in the typical women way they say "God would take care of tomorrow" . Men dont believe in this mantra because when everything fails its the man that gets the blame

You cant go wrong by being prudent and spendthrift. Before you accuse your husband of being stingy check if he spends on himself? If he doesnt then he isnt stingy he is merely saving for the future.

I knew a friend who fought with his wife badly and almost separated. The child 1st birthday proposed as a birthday gift take the family to Disney ($500) and put $2000 in an education fund for the child. The wife wanted the typical Houston owambe for the child which the budget is over $4000. The man was like what of the childs education, she responded, He is "Americas child, Govt would take care of him"

The woman got her way after making the house very hot for him did the owambe after that serious problems started
this is hilarious. grin
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 5:01pm On Dec 31, 2013
dinachi: [/b]

Some people do not know that yet!

The thread have helped in no small measure to show the negative effects of mainstream feminism to the institution of marriage and the family and why every sensible woman who longs for a good home to raise good children should should avoid the despicable movement and focus squarely on fighting for the rights of all MEN WOMEN AND CHILDREN to create a healthy balance in the home!
i doubt feminazis actually understand the consequences of the idealism they are aggressively pursuing. the US surgeon general once reported that divorce is a bigger health risk to men than smoking tobacco.

the US centers for disease control report that divorce triples the risk of suicide. many scholarly studies demonstrate that divorce significantly increases the premature mortality of fathers, mothers, and the children of divorce.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 4:30pm On Dec 31, 2013
dinachi: Na so you hate me reach...chai i don suffer today...abeg that one is too much for me....take am easy oh!
jokes aside though, what's the purpose of this thread? every man & his dog already know the spread of feminism & the divorce rate are directly proportional. there cannot be 2 captains in a ship so it's an irony/hypocritical for a feminist to even desire marriage.

this thread should be discontinued!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:26pm On Dec 31, 2013
rooney will start tomorrow - he was rested for this duel. it may be too soon for van pepsi but i expect wazza to feature tomorrow.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 4:19pm On Dec 31, 2013
jennykadry: Cougar darling, spill the beans. Some of us live in OZ we can't wait until 11:59pm
you will just have to wait for it......i was given a condition to hold it till a minute to new year.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 4:10pm On Dec 31, 2013
jennykadry: Buahahahahahaha na arrested for what? For being hawt, I also noticed the hawt blob
arrested for hurting our eyes. she's absolutely disgusting. what was she doing to herself to become that humongous?

ileobatojo: That doesn't answer the question I asked you. It was a very specific question.
what question did you ask me?

What a daft definition. No credible definition, no proof. Do better please.
not credible? the definition aptly fitted jadoremoib.

Lol! While at it, give us the IP trace results for Dante, Dinachi, Re-learning and Linda20. Thx.
interestingly, dinachi isn't dantedatsz. however, jadoremoib is a very well known poster here. just stay tuned!!! the fact sheet is gathering more info.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 4:06pm On Dec 31, 2013
jennykadry: Hawt babe, you want a piece of that? cheesy grin
women like this should be arrested on the spot. what the heck?? what's that blob at the back of her knee? ewwwwwwwww
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 4:01pm On Dec 31, 2013
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 3:57pm On Dec 31, 2013
ileobatojo: Why are you calling me? Did I accuse you of being one of the multiple monikers on this thread. Why are you feeling persecuted? Or is there something you need to share with us? Guilty conscience hounding you perhaps?
yes you did - on babymama's thread. if you deny this, i will stick an ice-pick in your cornea.

Meanwhile, when you have a chance, please post what you have seen from that poster and myself that qualifies us as feminazi's. Please add the definition of feminazi while you're at it.
feminazis - selfish females with cluster-B personality disorders.

As to Jadoremoib somebody, congratulations. You have qualified for the title of the worst ever polymonikering attempt known to nairaland. Ever heard the word creativity? Thanks for the likes though and your support for logic, but I would prefer actual people were identifying with my posts and not spambots.
the IP address trace revealed a very interesting find. i shall reveal the famous username behind jadoremoib at 11.59pm on the dot. stay tuned!
Family › Re: How To Control Incest In The Family? by coogar: 3:52pm On Dec 31, 2013
byvan: Coogar don't ever touch your child carelessly biko!naive mind ko,dirty mind ni undecided.
so who would examine my child for me? you? why not tell me not to bathe my child as it's also tantamount to pëdophilia? grin cheesy
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 3:46pm On Dec 31, 2013
jennykadry: It's called the talent of public awareness , coogar I am jealous I haven't got that talent grin
Honestly though I feel my "intellect" has been insulted, if you wanno like your post please do it in an intelligent way, how can you register with the similar names to prove a point and it never crossed your mind that my intelligent self wouldn't need a psychic to figure that out, I am sorry but I feel insulted, highly insulted angry
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Family › Re: Man Impregnates Daughter Three Times by coogar: 3:43pm On Dec 31, 2013
is this trend of incest a new epidemic in Nigeria or it has always been this way? there's hardly a week that you won't find 5 different stories of men defiling their own daughters or other cases of pëdophilia.

shoot! nigeria has a rapë culture.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 3:38pm On Dec 31, 2013
jennykadry: Tell them.....honestly that person needs help..it's okay to convince others you are making sense however its sick and sad and ridiculous to try and convince YOURSELF that you're making sense
if she had taken a selfie revealing her cleavage, i am sure she would have gotten about 300 likes. why resort to registering 7 other monikers to convince herself? some of the ladies here have the emotional make-up of a prepubescent girl.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 3:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
bellong: I have tried different links but remains same.... Maybe its because I didn't go to Harvard... angry cry
you didn't rip it to the core link, there you go....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:19pm On Dec 31, 2013
[quote author=tess_1]And elampiro said Rooney never played as no 9.[/quote]elampiro will drink a cup filled with rooney's semën. don't ever take whatever he says as the gospel truth if it concerns rooney.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 3:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
[quote author=tess_1]Did you build build the facts in your head? Lol. Welbeck didn't play as 9 in that season. It was between Rooney and Chicha. Thank God you have remove Berba.

Rooney have played for United for over 10 yrs now. Lat's assume he has been playing as 10 as you have suggested. Why has he not scored more than 16 goals in a season apart from those two seasons? Why has he been inconsistent in his performances in the remaining 8 seasons? A no 10 that can score 26 and 27 goals in two different seasons should be averaging 20 goals per season. Why score 16, 14, 12 and 11 in other seasons? Definitely, it is either he has problem or their is a problem with your allusion.


The fact remains that Rooney was our lead striker in 2011/12.[/quote]the truth & nothing but the truth. fergie played a variety of formations that season of which 4-4-2 was the most used formation & rooney played as one of the two strikers, always in the box. i now have all the facts of 11/12, contrary to elampiro's lies that rooney played as a 10.

according to opta stats, united played 442 31 times, 451(twice) 4411(twice) 4141(twice) and 433(once). rooney played as one of the arrowheads in 11/12 season & that was the reason he got plenty of goals from that position & assisted less than his normal return as a 10.

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these images prove without reasonable doubt that rooney only played in the hole once in the whole of 11/12 season.
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 2:46pm On Dec 31, 2013
bellong: If you are from the South west, he authored the famous Alawiye Yoruba texts....

You need to teach me how you do attach those gif, would have give you one here....
put [img] and [/img] at both ends of the URL link of the gif and you are good to go. of course, i know jf odunjo.

damiso: Eton college kor, Harrow ni tongue tongue grin
stop hating, some of us are posh. grin

Nashville: Finally found someone I can related with. Did you go to Oxford or Cambridge?
my parents actually thought oxford & cambridge won't really expand my horizon so they sent me to havard for my bachelors & MIT for my masters cool


wonlasewonimi: Yeah right...this is coming from someone that went to eyinkulelotawa grammar school. tongue
epitome of an ajepaks.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 2:37pm On Dec 31, 2013
Psychedelia: Well, "J'adore moi" does stand for "I love me" grin
I kid, I kid grin tongue
well, she can continue liking herself though. that's even beside the issue. she should come & dispute the link i provided about mrs joke jacobs at home. her 20,000 likes don't bother me.

PureOhio: They are ridiculous because they're coming from ghosts. The likes before were from fellow posters; they weren't strange multiple monikers.

Now, one person created 5/6 usernames to like their own posts. Now that's ridiculous and sad.
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Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 2:32pm On Dec 31, 2013
dommfa: Now they are ridiculous likes yeah? When you were gathering likes for your ridiculous posts and that of the bitter, angry and confused Op, you did not cry foul or whine..

Why leave though? Do you engage your brain to get likes? Do you judge the quality of your posts by the number of likes you gethuh
i get likes cos i post intelligent stuff....
in your own case, you get likes from a special algorithm you devised by adding more usernames to seun's forum & liking your own comments. where's the creativity? you are a disgrace to the feminists. grin


jennykadry: I swear this J (coogar I cant type the name abeg) fellow is a comedian. How can one person have enough time to register with different email addresses to drive home a point?
it's baffling.....
do these people not know that some of us have supermods as pals who tell us who is what?
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 2:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
jennykadry: common now Coogar, show some love to your fellow Nigerian. She needs this to make herself feel good, this is whay I said she is very insecure cheesy
i just found jadoremoie. grin
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 2:25pm On Dec 31, 2013
jennykadry: I cannot believe one person would do this just to like their own posts? insecurity issue? trying to believe they are making sense?
this type of woman would remove her own ribs just to lick her own clitorïs. grin cheesy

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there's even jadoremoi-e here. grin cheesy
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 2:17pm On Dec 31, 2013
ileobatojo will not come & see her fellow feminazis now liking their own posts in the worst self-adulation i have yet witnessed on this forum.

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one poster is jadoremoia, jadoremoib to jadoremoiz. na wa o. feminazis are quite reaching on this thread. now i know where those ridiculous likes come from.

jennykadry: I did not want to comment on this thread but I couldn't help myself
i am leaving the thread sef - ghosts have mixed with humans. let's go & discuss the merits & demerits of hooded yekinis. grin
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar:
jennykadry: Please try and update yourself .On paper and in his house she is called Mrs Jacobs, her husband stated that clearly in a recent interview. Her work name (just on screen) however remains Joke Silva. An exposed man like Olu Jacobs I like, her life does not end because she married him. She made a name for herself before she married him and will keep that name...on paper I was Mrs Kadry but on my passport and other documents I was Mrs (my fatehr's name) and my husband had no qualms with that, the only time I included my husband name on my passports was when they expired. Some men cannot be bothered with petty things, like I have always said that there are bigger and better battles to fight in marriage...people need to focus on relevant things and leave the irrelevants where they should be...in a trash can
don't mind the faker......
she made a daft comment, she was called out on it & she made yet another idiotic comment and quickly logged on with her multiple usernames to like her own comment. you know a woman is a chronic loser when she acts this way to hype herself.
Family › Re: Open Challenge! Show Me One Recent Notable Feminist Who Had A Great Marriage by coogar: 2:02pm On Dec 31, 2013
jadoremoid: Lmao, how can you claim to know what she's called at home undecided, do you live with the family. And Abeg who calls anyone Mrs. Blah blah surname at home? Official her surname is her maiden name and that is what matters, when is is called for an award or in public she is referred to as Joke silva, house name is a nickname. This is a statement made by her in an interview so she qualifies as a feminist " "Excuse me, at this stage of my life, I cook when I like. The laundry? Abeg, even when we were newly married, it was underlined, I don't do laundry".
yet more ignorance......
this is what mr. olu jacobs has to say about the matter. i dunno why it's difficult for some of you nigerians to admit you are wrong.....


She is her own individual. When I met her, she was an actress known as Joke Silva so why should marrying me now deny her and her audience her name. She is Miss Joke Silva who is Mrs. Joke Jacobs. It is as simple as that. People now begin to say what they like. They have even written that we are separated and all sort of stuffs. When she is working, she is Joke Silva but she is Mrs. Joke Jacobs at home.

http://thenet.ng/2013/12/exclusive-theres-no-retirement-for-me-olu-jacobs-speaks-to-net-at-71/

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