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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:08pm On Aug 10, 2013
elampiro: Infact it is a useless statistics. It favours box sitting players.

What has the statistics won for RVP? Zero trophies until he came to lean on Rooney
statistics don't have to win titles for you to be a better player. gareth bale has never won a league title and he's been named twice as the PFA player of the season and he's worth thrice as much as rooney today in the transfer market!

RVP outgunned rooney despite playing for an inferior team in 4 of the last 5 seasons. it brings us to the conclusion that rooney is overpaid, overrated, overhyped piece of fecal matter. i hope he breaks his metatarsal again in the coming international week.
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 10:04pm On Aug 10, 2013
taryour: Let me correct you young lady,the wife slapped her hubby first before he beat her up which I think serves her righthuh What right thinking woman slapped her hubby over the issue of her mother inlawhuh Does feminism also support that a woman raises her hands at her hubby firsthuh Does the same feminism support you watch a old dying mother inlaw without offering help when you have the means to do so right in front of youhuh


I say it again and again and I stand on my words that may the op have all boys so all her daughter in-laws kill her in a more painful way.
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Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 9:42pm On Aug 10, 2013
kulyie: but the husband is not violent right.his beating his wife was honourable right?i can see how hard you are trying to exonerate the man as if he is a sain in the whole scene.which man will beat his wife for any reason at all if not that the man is a weakling shocked
a wife watched her mother in law die painfully and you blame the husband? this is my problem with you confused feminists. if it was the husband that watched his father-in-law die and refused to help him, would you blame his wife? what about adults taking responsibility gif their own actions?

secondly i am not celebrating the womans death,i am saying the womans death was caused 8o percent by her behaviour towards her daughter inlaw.read,you went to school :/
so watching her die is the price to pay? death? 80%? you make a mockery of christianity when you talk this way. what she did was immoral - pure, plain and simple!

yes feminism is for women to have each others back,but in a situation where a woman (mother inlaw) was displaying wickedness and domineering spitit on her daughter inlaw,when she has the chance to save her,you think she will :/
shaking my head!!!

now you can quickly call 'feminism' meanwhile i have conscience and decorum and i will shake what mama has given me before jesus tomorow jare,your curse cannot affect me in anyway :p cheesy
go and sin no more......
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 9:28pm On Aug 10, 2013
kulyie: ill be right back to answer the question
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:18pm On Aug 10, 2013
montelik: ^^ Knew it wouldn't last, the Elampiro we have grown accustomed to has once again appeared. cheesy
numbers don't lie....

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rooney outgunned by the dutch wizard....
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 9:04pm On Aug 10, 2013
kulyie: keep quiet! Gbenu oshi soun :p you are talking nonsense.infact you are not making anysense at all.if you claim to be a man,why cant you put your home in order,thats the question i have been asking you since that you refused to reply and you are there saying jagbajantis.if it was here,i will arrange your kidnap,give all the boys 1,ooo naira each and tell them to beat you to stupor so that your head will be correct and you are there having the effontery to tell me you came for my naming ceremony.i am sure you have drank 1o cartons of gulder before you typed that nonsense.
you sound like a dog trying to lay an egg...
obviously, you lack the art of comprehending simple lines - the wife is the violent type. she's slapped her hubby several times, she's the one that needed to be put in order until she allowed a woman like her pass away. i thought women tend to support each other - what happened to your feminism? did you wipe your shitty arsë with it?


Meanwhile if i go to church and shake my ar,,se for jesus,he deserves it because he is my creator and my God.he is the reason i am still alive,hale and hearty.if its my 'orobo arr,se that is paining you and your girlfriends arr,se is like that of a chinese lady,you better take her to doctor 9o1 so that he will do suggery for her bom bom so it will be bigger instead of hating on me.
if you have any conscience and decorum left in you, you won't shake that arsë of yours tomorrow after celebrating the death of an innocent woman. if you attempt to dance near the altar, thunder would divide your bütt into 8 pieces.

your hate,cannot do nada to me and if the matter is still paining you,you have 3 options.go and lie down on a brt road,go and dive inside the lake in kuramo or you can kiss my big black arrr,se 8-)
your big black arsë has eczema all over it - i would rather kiss a king cobra. i don't hate you, i am just not excited about your existence. any woman who is gladdened by the death of an innocent woman should be fed to hungry lions!
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 8:56pm On Aug 10, 2013
kulyie: you must be very stewpeed to think i am still in school.i send people like you on errands and because you think its a faceless forum,you can talk anyhow :/ animal :p
someone get this brat her pacifier - she's throwing her toys outta the pram. you are still a jambite at age 29 grin cheesy grin cheesy i am not even sure you are a woman. if i ask you to stand next to denrele, the view would strike a semblance of a stereotypical hömosexual relationship.

can't wait for ASUU to call of their strike - their action is making this brat idle. you have the swag of an orange tree. send me on errands? you wish!!! i hire girls like you to massage my limbs after a long drive.
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 8:24pm On Aug 10, 2013
kulyie is a troll - a TV addict!
whenever she reads about MILs, she thinks of patience ozokwor. i hope ASUU calls of their strike so kulyie can go back to school and get her mind busy.
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar:
kulyie: when people like me are talking,people like you should shut up,place your hand behind you, lower your head and learn because i am not your mate at least in terms of wisdom and experience.
look at this brat.....
i was at your naming ceremony dressed in white - you dare open your feminist mouth and yap wisdom and experience? may amadioha impregnate you with a dozen baby mambas.

back to the issue,if the mother has suffered for him nko?what is so special that she has done that no other mother has done,the womans mother too has raised her well to be marriageable and attractive or do you know what she has also gone through or the bond they share before she married omo mummy that refuses to grow up.if she trained him up so well and went through hell to make him what he is,why didnt she go ahead and marry if at least she loves her son and by the way when next you are talking to me talk to me with respect,like someone that grew up in a home under a father and mother and not someone that grew up under the bridge smoking hemp and gambling.
you must have a splinter in your sphincter...
when you are choosing from your dozens of suitors, look for the motherless ones. then, you can be sure there would not be a MIL running your home for you. it's very simple.

also what is with you and amal that you have been emphasizing since sef,it must be that amala is your favourite delicacy cheesy no wonder you talk so much about amala :p anyway everything is not amala 8-) then again reduce the african magic you watch,its depreciating your mental faculties cheesy its not making you think out of the box.watch movies that will upgrade your intellect not all this jide kosoko,ogogo and all that kinds of nonsense :p
you need to be lobotomised....
look at the drivel you keep spewing on this thread. you have justified the death of an innocent woman and you would be the first person to be in church tomorrow, shaking your orobo arśe......if you post again without paragraph, i am going to stab you!

is this what your religion preaches? let's even assume for argument's sake that the MIL was obnoxious, is that a reason enough to let her die? kulyie, about 400 years ago, i would have asked 12 able-bodied men to lead you to the borders of your village, have you stripped and have you flogged with bamboo sticks till your heart relocates it's position.
Family › Re: Can A Woman Stay With A Man That Is Sterile Or Impotent For 20 Years In Marriage by coogar: 7:57pm On Aug 10, 2013
[quote author=Omo_Alata]lol, you don't like a girl looking at you? you expect her to just close her eyes, eh?[/quote]eyes should be closed - looking at me while rocking the ship = blasphemous.
Family › Re: Can A Woman Stay With A Man That Is Sterile Or Impotent For 20 Years In Marriage by coogar: 7:40pm On Aug 10, 2013
[quote author=Omo_Alata]I would know his feelings. I pay attention to details[/quote]so you just stare like a witch during the act?
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 7:36pm On Aug 10, 2013
kulyie: mr man or whatever your name is called,just shut up there because the more you talk,the more you annoy the living day light out of me.where was the saub man,a man that is not worth been called a man,what did he do when all that nonsense was happening.he did nothing,he couldnt put everyone in their place as the head of the house,he couldnt put both mother and wife in their place and make them stop having issues,i thought that was what a REAL MAN is supposed to do unfortunatly he wants to eat his cake and have it,he wants to be a married man and still be tied to 'mummy'.
too much amala balls have stained your thinking cap..
was the wife blind when she agreed to marry the man you called a mummy's boy? do you even know the relationship that existed between mother and son? do you know what this mother went through to raise her soon to look good enough for the killer-wife to marry? if she had raised him to be a serial räpist or a psychopath, would the wife have even considered marrying him?

the woman sef did mistake.as the baby in a mans body brought his mother to stay,the woman sef should have brought her own mother or any female relation in her family and when everybody does not enjoy privacy and convenience in the home again,the 'boy' will remember he is a 'man' and drive everyone to their place.
she was not blind when she said "i do" to the man. the mother didn't just appear from pluto. he's always been in his life. killer-wife should have married a motherless husband.


:/by the way does the mother inlaw not have a husband.she isnt she supposed to be in her husbands house cooking amala and ewedu soup for her husband :p abi why does she want to turn her son into her husband :/ abeg be using your number 6 jare.how can a man of marriageable age be behaving like a 6year old boy still clinging to his mother :/ and if he knew he wasnt ready for marriage or ready to leave his mother,he could have continued been a bachelor or possibly start sleeping with his mother,afterall its no more news again that some married men sleep with their biological mother at least in nigeria now abnormality is now considered normal :/
she might have been a widow....
who knows whether she had to sell her house n properties to train/educate his son. of course, the husband would think he owes his mum and the killer-wife should have sensed this from the outset. she shouldn't have married him - there are plenty of motherless agberos in lagos motor parks that would have suited her aptly.

biolabee: The cougar

That dud does not deserve any response

His brain cannot even process the high likelihood that this could be a fictional account

Lol
i thought kulyie is a chic - you mean she's a dude?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:08pm On Aug 10, 2013
dopeJemi: buh oga coogar no include carrick... Wait! Why r u guys not mentioning Rooney in d strongest XI
carrick can start from the bench....
in ando/cleverley, there's a dynamic midfield potent enough to overload their opposition and supply the attackers with crisp passes.

rooney is washed up now....even at his best, he wasn't dog's bollocks. i would have RVP/kagawa in rooney's role if i were the manager. put RVP in the hole and hernandez as the spearhead or kagawa in the hole with RVP as the spearhead.
Family › Re: Can A Woman Stay With A Man That Is Sterile Or Impotent For 20 Years In Marriage by coogar: 6:58pm On Aug 10, 2013
vivianc: "Fattest strap on?" Hell no! I ain't having no plastic thingy inside me. grin grin
hehehe - no plastic thingy inside you and yet you allow condoms..... what are condoms? glass? cheesy grin

[quote author=Omo_Alata]Strap on can work too, but he is not feeling anything. Part of the enjoyment includes the look on the face of ur partner, their grunting sound, etc.[/quote]he would feel something - how would you even worry about his feelings in that crucial moment? with a fat strap-on battering you, the last thing on your mind would be his feelings - you would be in cloud 69, i doubt you would even remember his name with the magic strap-on!

just lay-back n relax......
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 6:54pm On Aug 10, 2013
DEGREE2466: All this people discussing 24 u must be crazy. U would have created a different thread for it instead of turning the prevailling tread to discussion arena
you are a consummate rëtard - who are you to tell me what to write and when to write them? oloshious fellow you must be - all this people? this and people? you should be flogged @ the market square!


kulyie: what kind of evil prayer is that.theres something my mom says,if you give love in the day of distress you will get loads of it and if you know how to give hatred and wickedness,wickedness will not elude you.since when i was born,i have never seen a man or woman plant wickedness and gets love in return.i have not seen a man plant orange and reap mango,so please just shut up and stop blaming the woman.if the woman was loving it is not lilkely her daughter in law will choose not to help her and even if she doesnt help her,God will raise someone to help her and disgrace the daughter inlaw.even the bible says DONT BE DECEIEVED,GOD CANNOT BE MOCKED,WHATEVER A MAN SOWS,THAT SHALL HE ALSO REAP. It also said I HAVE NOT SEEN THE RIGHTEOUS FORSAKEN OR THEIR SEEDS BEGGING FOR BREAD meanwhile,that is a lesson to some stewpeed mother inlaws and unreasonable sister inlaws,acting as if they are doing the lady a favour by allowing her marrying their brother.seriously,the way you talk on NAIRALAND sometimes pisses me off.mshewwwwwww.i just feel like slapping you shocked 8-)
this is exactly what happens when a girl eats too much amala and watches too much movies on african magic.....so the MIL deserved what happened to her because of the pathetic lies the OP laced to justify her demonic actions?

are you saying every time evil befalls anyone, the person must have deserved it because of karma? you want us to believe bad things don't happen to good people? honestly, if you weren't miles away from me, i would have slapped the belzeebub out of your cheeks this evening for justifying evil.


ok,i've calmed down,i am not angry again,but desist from talking anyhow on nairaland cheesy
you better remain angry - cos i am about to bring the heat to this thread and oxidise my hands with your blood after i am done with you.


by the way where is the so called woman the soster inlw is bringing to taunt the lady and why are the sister inlaws now trying to be friendly if not that guilty conscience is eating them up.every adult that chooses to be good or wicked as far as i am concerned does that INTENTIONALLY.there is nothing like ignorance,moreover i dont understand up till august 1o,2o13 what some mother inlaws gain in tormenting their daughter inlaws,it just beats my imagination :/
you have about 20-25 years to be in that position - we shall see how you handle your daughter-in-law when the time comes. i pray your sons marry an ex-con forward-slash ex-female cultist in any of the tertiary institutions in edo/delta state.
Family › Re: Can A Woman Stay With A Man That Is Sterile Or Impotent For 20 Years In Marriage by coogar: 6:34pm On Aug 10, 2013
[quote author=Omo_Alata]For me, it is a necessity in a relationship[/quote]there are other variants - stop looking at this issue with a nigerian lens. every woman should be able to manage with a sterile/impotent spouse. you guys can adopt if the need to have rugrats running around is immense.

the sex part is the easiest. let him wear the fattest strap-on in la senza and all your teenage fantasies would be fulfilled. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:27pm On Aug 10, 2013
yiddy yiddy yadda yadda....

our best team remains...

-------------de gea-----------
rafael--evans--vidic--evra
---cleverley--anderson---
--nani----kagawa----young
---------------RVP-----------

anyone expecting anderson + cleverley to anchor an attack that has lingard, zaha and janujaz to win a game must have his head thoroughly checked. these players are very new and wet behind their ears. they might dazzle and excite in the attack but they do nothing defensively!!!
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 1:28am On Aug 10, 2013
biolabee: Ahh,,s4 - Edgar//he died from a virus attack ;later

And the mummy Imhotep as the terrorist Marwan

interesting season... started with a plane crash just to get the nuclear codes

Personally my fav is s1 then s5.
edgar was my favourite CTU geek. majority like chloe but i think edgar edges it for me. chloe's evil face peeves me. abu marwan was the weakest villain on 24! the hype about him outweighed his antics....

nina myers, salaazar brothers and that white american terrorist were grime!!
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 12:18am On Aug 10, 2013
biolabee: Ah.. the salazar brothers
Jack broke in and out of jail./// junkie....

Incidentally this was from season 3 also
Nina was executed sweetly...
then i guess season 3 and 4 were the best..
cos the one that followed that was the muslim family that murdered the girlfriend of their son......the kidnapping of the home secretary and how that terrorist intentionally ran his car into a humongous truck because he sensed he was being "helped" by CTU......that's the best part of 24 for me! that guy had balls!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:59pm On Aug 09, 2013
moyes has not been able to line up his strongest team too. that janujaz, zaha, lingard, henriquez, etc are playing regularly is a testament to that.

the real test is on sunday!!!
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar:
biolabee: Hahahaha the cougar
The story sounded so familiar like the old man in 24 whose wife and sherie palmer did not give him the drugs he needed

Ah.. 24!
Good days
which season is that? 4 or 5?
i have lost track of that show - my favourite was the one in mexico where nina myers met her waterloo. that was döpe!
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 11:30pm On Aug 09, 2013
Nashville: If this is true, Seun you need to reveal this woman's real identity to me now. I am calling the police. There is a murderer on the loose that needs to be arrested.
it's not murder.....how's it murder?
diabetes killed her MIL. yes, she could have saved her life but negligence isn't murder.....
Nairaland General › Re: Has Manmustwac Been Sacked? by coogar: 11:28pm On Aug 09, 2013
Seun: I'm sorry that you all hate my decision, but I will not reinstate manmustwac because that would be a stupid mistake on my part. I understand that I will be demonized and called all sorts of horrible names for this, but I'm now 100% sure that manmustwac deserves his removal.

My decision to appoint real Christian moderators was made a long time ago, because I noticed that the current moderators were contributing to the perception of pro-muslim bias because they refused to submit pro-Christian topics for the home page even on Sundays. Jesoul was inactive and manmustwac only seemed to recommend anti-Christian topics for the home page, so I've been planning to fix that.
the religion section is a ticking time-bomb....
if you insist on removing manmustwac, then you should remove the other mods there too and inject new blood throughout the subsections....i am sure there are competent members there who can do the job.
Family › Re: I "Murdered" My Mother-in-law by coogar: 11:15pm On Aug 09, 2013
i hope you cop a safe delivery of a bouncy baby boy. i pray he becomes very successful with a wife that would one day stick a knife through your windpipe slowly....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:09pm On Aug 09, 2013
see united fans and their tunnel vision....

so people actually think anderson+cleverley can anchor janujaz, henriquez, kagawa, hernandez and win against sevilla? i am sure you guys think anderson+cleverley will win a game with beyonce, shakira, tonto dikeh and dayokanu ahead of them.

van persie, nani/young would have reversed the scoreline in our favour, never mind the quality they would have brought to the attack line. that attack line-up is the weakest i have seen in years.....rio/moyes are fools - there's a must-win game on sunday and they couldn't fix this testimonial nonsense 3 months ago when nothing was at stake?
Travel › Re: UK Launches Campaign Urging Illegal Immigrants Go Home by coogar: 6:17pm On Aug 09, 2013
justwise: It really does not make any sense, though foreign aid is a 'legitimate' bribe, the UK ,US and other European countries know how to use it to get what they want. Its not completely free, it comes with condition, if they want Nigeria to support them in International level or influence any domestic policy then foreign aid will play a bigger part.
and i keep saying this foreign aid should be stopped. this is what is empowering african leaders to unleash mayhem in their countries. N250 billion in the hands of jonathan would guarantee his re-election in 2015. APC should just give up now....
Travel › Re: UK Launches Campaign Urging Illegal Immigrants Go Home by coogar: 5:35pm On Aug 09, 2013
justwise: I read that and still wondering what is wrong with Nigeria, we don't have motor-able roads but we are wasting millions of money on space race? This is some sort of white elephant project that will never materialize. Honestly British govt is sick in the head for giving such ridiculous amount of money away.
yet people wonder why their people are getting salty about this foreign aid. how are they even sure jonathan won't convert the funds to food?
Family › Re: Can A Woman Stay With A Man That Is Sterile Or Impotent For 20 Years In Marriage by coogar: 5:27pm On Aug 09, 2013
[quote author=Omo_Alata]Yes I can, if he is the best person ever. but we will have to have an agreement for my ssexual needs. I will want an open relationship and he needs to be ok with it cos that is the only way it will work.[/quote]jeeeez, is sex food? grin
Travel › Re: UK Launches Campaign Urging Illegal Immigrants Go Home by coogar: 5:24pm On Aug 09, 2013
justwise: So on point!!
and britain is about to give nigeria £1 billion to join the space race......i'd rather they line everyone up in a single file and divide that money equally. space race? wetin concern nigerians with rockets and orbit?

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