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deols: No problem. But do you see any good in avoiding the baggages??

i really don't - the point is neither here nor there. a virgin can also have baggages. women don't need to have sex with a man to stalk him. that's one arm of what you call baggages.

debosky: ^^ Did you actually bid though? RM says nothing has come in officially.

that's another thing....
thiago later confirmed we never made a bid for him and the media went bonkers with the story.

moyes should just buy anyone - i don't even mind denilson or coquelin in that midfield. we need bodies in there to reduce the strain on the fragile players like anderson and cleverley.

deols: I have had this dicussion with you in the past. Not again.


Whatever definition you give it is good enough. You even already highlighted the responses you like. Y should I bother?

have we? ooops, my bad!

seedord247: Many played but few are choosen.. I'm one of them....

few are choosen....seedord, it's too early to throw grammatical IEDS. easy on the tenses!

But in your case.... Many sleep with your mom but you choose to come out of a mad man nuts a.k.a clifford orji

says the product of a polyandrous marriage. seedord, there's a reason you were the dullest student in your class through out primary and secondary school. you ingested too many seminal-fluids as a foetus.

Please someobe should check the meanin cougar and see if any sane humanoid bear that kind of name...
Nigga give up.
Coke boys voice...... I aint worried bout nothing.. YOU HEARD ME SON?

cougar = mountain lion = panther....
this is why eating preys like yourself is my favourite hobby. i have claws, you have hooves.....

Fhemmmy: And till the woman start to turn back and let the people know that it is a 2 way street, it will continue.

if she speaks out, she's a marine spirit, a witch, a sorceress or any other demonic terminology. if you ask the OP if she's even tried to go for medical tests, she would say no - or at best, the husband has refused to follow her.

seedord247: The coven stupid eddiot is busy searching web for grammatology hahaha

searching for grammatology? buhahaha...
seedord, i write for a living - my vocab pool is about the size of europe and south america plus the amount it would take me to work as my steward!

Fhemmmy: That freaks me out just reading it

well - religion is the opium of the nigerian masses and when a group of people are too obsessed with religion, they usually lack common sense.

maybe the husband is the one firing blanks - but in nigeria, the woman gets the blame.

seedord247: Why cant you leave me with my worries and post mr neophtye. You got so many things to think bout yet you are following me as if i'm a yeyebrities ingratiate like you. Broo worried about the UK deporting your asss to okada benin or worried about your joblesss livid life.

UK deporting me? look at this rabid dog, whoever told you i stay in the UK must be a tool like yourself. i am based in onitsha & i live a far comfortable life than you do, you obese centipede....

Living a mendacious life on nairaland does not turn you to a mod overnight or secured a seat for you in seun's new ooffice, it will only make you sound more dumb like thanksgiving turkey.

who wants to be a mod? seedord - you have contracted syphilis of the brain. your actions and your nervous system are no longer in sync. this is what happens when an old man loses initiatives and sleep with a drug-addict!

seedord247: I dont know why abortion is not legal in some part of the world. If it was, this troglodyte would have been flushed along with monthly cycle.

buhahahaha.....
a douche-bag of your magnitude can clean a whale's orifice. you are one of the disadvantages of the US visa-lottery. how could they have allowed an idiöt savant like yourself to live in the US?

bamboke: What do I do when my mother-in-law invites me to a church that most people who need children go to?

I have no issue yet and we have been married close to 2 years.

I need your thoughts, please no insults.

as long as you don't have to take weird spiritual water or sleep wïth the spiritualist, then you should be fine. 2 years? way too short to press the panic buttons.

jackbauersballs: Only a week and half away now...and I quite fancy beating Ibime this year...

ibime is a dead man walking.......

seedord247: Please use the said funds to evacuate from the gnat trash you called home. First classs oloriburiku somebody.

you should be quarantined - how are you sure you don't have HIV in your blood-stream as we speak? you are such a numbskull.....there should be a law prohibiting autistic men like yourself from procreating......

seedord247: Jesu!!!...
Chaiii your mom would have wished to give birth to a tumor rather than a epilepsy goat like you. Yoir brain must be made of ankara "cus the more you wash ankara the more the quality fade" Is there any man above mistake or are you still misssing the part where i said the condom busted and i'm not a super pro-active being to stop that from happening.

when idiocy fell in love with stupidity, you were the love-child of their union. condom busting is no accident - you wore it wrongly or you bought a substandard prophylactic - that's your responsibility, you dirty old negro.....

Mr retarded callow, you keep ranting as if sex is a myth to you but the way am seeing it i think it is. imma advice you to work on your etiqutte instead of of gettting enraged over my personal worries.

you still don't understand - i don't give a flying fück about your miserable sex life. your motive in setting up such an infantile thread in this section is the reason i am questioning your sanity. does this look like the sëxuality section to you? go back to the children's playground where spineless old men of your ilk dwell....

If they weigh your mumudom with a bear, i swear your mumuism will still weighed 3x the bear. extricated organism.

your idiocy measured in wattage would solve all the electricity problems in 3rd world countries. if i earned a kobo for each time you have made idiotic comments on this forum, i would be richer than bill gates and warren buffet put together....

what kind of government are we running?
their salary should be increased by 600% not reduced....yet you wonder why these men rent their guns and uniform out to hoodlums....

why won't these men collect bribes if they are starved to death?

£23m for fellaini? hahahaha - gollum is clueless cos i am sure there was a release clause expiring in about a week. if we don't get him within the next few days, everton can hold out for £30+ million....

jackbauersballs: Lads,
Does any of you lot think Ivanovic is going to play both games in Gameweek 1?

I'm struggling with my fantasy team this year

too early to worry about that....

wonlasewonimi: Coogar, I think you should teach him how to improve his next to nothing skills.

that's a hard grind.....
i would have to surgically implant a camel's penis on seedord's groin. such surgeries cost hundreds of thousands of pounds. i don't have that kind of funds for humanitarian purposes.

[quote author=Omo_Alata]No, I need to test drive first[/quote]

ibkaye: Nope

the response of amazons!!! i likey....

deols: Yes and yes and Yes again.
In fact, that is my preference.
I don't want anyone carrying baggages.
Pure, clean. SIMPLE.

please, who is a virgin boy/girl?
does masturbäting and öral sex count? or are you just against vagïnal sex?

wonlasewonimi: Sorry no fellas in your stinking shoe.

even at 15, i would be embarrassed to write something as pitiful as that. "i slept wïth an unattractive female and the condoms busted" - is this a way of beating one's chest that one got laid or how does one explain this puerile/infantile thread?

i won't be surprised if this seedord is a virgin or a eunuch. men that get laid don't sound their trumpets. oloshious fellow was probably hoping to make a hit with this thread that's bereft of intelligence.

seedord247: Why are you getting irate over my worries bloke?

irate over your chubby-chasing fetishism? i could care less. i am only astounded at the fact that an old homoerotic nuisance like yourself can come online to spew nonsense.... what examples are you laying for your children? whose responsibility is it if you cannot wear condoms the right way or did you use a used condom?

Bushwa why cant you go to the doctor to examine your brain if they are still active. so be ing responsible is staying on NL 24/7 trying to get attention of gaumless chicks just bcus you live on government benefits.

Done with you for today

your propensity to stretch the borders of idiocy is peerless. you have the intelligence of a zygote - you let a condom bust while you are screwing a pröstitute - how moronic can a man be at 35? just so you know, if you marry a fool like yourself, you would produce idïots!

seedord247: Mr dreck.. If i'm worried about that i would have consult my doctor not a ressurected ape like you.

you are a bumbling oaf....you are in your mid-30s and you still put topics as nauseating as this? does that not show you're irresponsible? whose fault is it that you slept wïth a minger?

Inlgorious slowpoke of a forsaken village monster.

you are a product of an incestuous union....
old for nothing charlatan that does not know how to keep his zippers up. bloody chubby-chaser. i hope all the STIs in this world multiplied by 3 can be found inside you.

seedord247: Mr twerp i dont wanna go down that lane with you. If your hyperhidrosis brain cant comprehend condom burst then imma advice you to donate your brain for the next research in kenya zoo.

so your tobacco-stained braincells cannot process the fact that your condom busting might have exposed you to sëxually transmitted infections? did you school under a mango tree?

bloody nuisance, your mates are busy working to make ends meet whilst you are chubby-chasing.

seedord247: I had sexxx with this saint gurl a month ago and she's not that attrative. But the problem is, the condom burst while i was overspeeding.

She called me 2 hours ago to tell me that her cycle is a day late and she thinks that she's pregnant (i pray its negative shaa).

I'm not worried bout the preg but what am worried bout is the baby physically structure...

Any fellas in my shoe?.

look at this clown - you are worried about an ugly baby when you should be worried about ugly gifts like HIV or herpes!

RuuDie: Before nkor! Isn't this why they are paid...to pull up their shorts and grind hard!!

but not with an uninspiring manager who cannot even do transfers silently like fergie does. with the way moyes runs his mouth to the media, he would be announcing his team list 96 hours before kick-off.

Moyes hasn't failed anything...if your fabled Cleverly-Anderson-Nani-Bebe quartet can get their bloody acts right and contribute something more tangible than "bed rest" to the cause, would we be anguishing over unsigned players!?
Abeg carry waka jor', stop shifting the goalpost. Moyes never even start work una don dey give am headache.

seems you dunno the dilemma we are - since 08/09 season, we have lost hargreaves, fletcher, scholes in our midfield and we have not replaced them. we need bodies in that midfield. expecting anderson/cleverley to play 38 league games without injuries is a fantasy. we need at least 2-3 durable midfielders....

F*ck all the blaawdy bad-belle naysayers - #In.Moyes.I.Trust#

moyes is a troglodyte.....
SAF can get away with not buying players by using his sheer will and managerial experience to win the premier league, david moyes cannot. he's new and he's already on a back-foot in the top four with his lack of signings....

have you seen the squads of chelsea, man city and tottenham? how are we going to fight against those teams with the quality they have got? some of our best players are old as fück. robin is 30 already, some of our best defenders are in their 30s. the midfield is softer than the middle of TREBOR and that gollum-looking scum is doing nothing to address the squad....

i foresee moyes getting the sack by dec/jan if he does not add to the squad...

there's no way a snake weighing 100 pounds would crash down the ceiling and not wake up everyone in the dead of the night....

that story has holes.......

lorretta u: Seen the video. Annoying-to say the least. These are people who feel like a uniform gives them the ultimate power.
Like every one the street owes them money just because they are in a uniform.

is that a policeman or a mobile police? the uniform looks odd to me.

RuuDie: Like seriously...Bebe still plays for UTD!!?

of course - bebe is destined for big things this season.

5 days to our first game against wigan in the community shield and david moyes is as clueless as ever. we would our players to pull up their shorts and grind hard cos moyes has failed us even before the season has started....

elampiro: 1. Where di you go to your own school? Did you not read that Rooney has the highest sale ever in EPL history? Did the report say some sales where excluded?

you are a laboratory rëtard....
see the tool questioning my school does not even know when to apply were and where
the report clearly stated it's a research done by sporting iD which is different from kitbag's sales. why are you such a numbskull with the IQ of a pubic louse?

2. Did you hear of online trading for the first time tonight? Whether good are sold online or physically, it doesn't remove the production process (which include branding, cresting, packaging etc ) from it. The counting can be done be the lettering or badging time or even tracked via sales return.

you must have been born brain-dead!
which production process is this tool talking about? are you aware people do the numbering/printing in the hundreds of shops in the UK that are licensed to do so?

3. What is my business with the company lettering or badging shirts before Premier league era? The argument is from 1993 to date.

it should be your business when you insinuated sporting iD produce the shirts and just send the products to united to sell the merchandise. you told us kitbag and club megastores are just middlemen - see your stupidity in HD!

4. You again agreed that the figure is the addition of the shirts sold worldwide. Same figure showed Rooney has the highest ever. so why do you argue further?

the figure is the addition of shirts sold worldwide by sporting iD. it excludes what kitbag has sold and other micro-shops in the UK.

5. You are funny, calling someone unintelligent? I just leave you there. But you need the best of brains and most analytical mind to get the qualification I have and the job I do.

anyone who can come out publicly to say united are middlemen in selling their own shirts is a dork. elampiro, you are a dork.

6. You are funny again, a company you claimed has the license to produce shirts since 1999 do not have the statistics. olalalaalalala. I guess you are the owner of such a dullard company.

look at this tool....
kitbag has been operating since 1999, this is the first time they are making such study to determine which shirt sells the most in the UK and worldwide.

the results show van persie is the highest in the UK and stevie gerrard as the highest worldwide for 12/13 premier league season. you need to just shoot yourself.

this elampiro tool is an illiterate - nike make united's blank football shirts and distribute it to other sports shop - some of which are licensed to print shirts with the names. kitbag is the biggest store doing it in the UK and you can buy any shirt and have it customised there....

the photo below i just screen-shot is their website with the option to add the badges(£6.00), number and any name of your choice. if you want a player's name too, the option is right there.

arguing with an illiterate can be tedious.....

elampiro: Now you have shot yourself in the leg. So if records are easily kept, monitored and retrieved, then why do you dispute the records put forward by Premier league? Official report based on collation. You were sounding like the records were not accurate.

see this consummate simpleton...
premier league reported the statistics of what sporting iD has made in total sales. it's different from what kitbag sold online for premier league clubs and it's also different from the sales made by the people buying the items physically.

You can't even comprehend simple English again. You are only now trying to survive in this argument. I was only telling you that Sporting id needed not to have been in existence for centuries before they can be appointed by EPL to badge their shirts, just as AON was never there as United partner from beginning. Are you confused?

yet another idiotic argument....
man utd predated the premier league and shirt numbering has been in existence since 1900. so who was numbering these shirts for man utd? your claim was united do not produce shirts and i am destroying your argument that the club do produce shirts and number them.

Where is the evidence that kitbag are allowed to print badges? Even in Aba market, fake badges are made. Show us from the EPL site where kitbag is an official partner allowed to print badges on shirt and letter same. We are talking of official record. The international record has it that United and Madrid sell around 1.4 million shirts yearly, and the English record has it that United sell between 1.2 to 1.5 million yearly, anything outside these figures do not add to the bottom line of the club. EPL has given us the official figure. Wake up.

if you are not a bumbling oaf, you would notice those figures were estimates of all the shops that are legally permitted to print shirts across the globe. that's the addition of all the shirts sold worldwide.

2. I don't want to go to UK, probably that's where you grew up. No wonder you are so spoilt. And you assume too I don't have a UK visa? oh nairalanders.

with your below average intelligence, i doubt it.

3. You are yet to show with evidence the supposed figures of shirts sold by kitbag since 1999. Yet you want to dispute official figures given by the authority. For the fact that you agreed that these figures are easily collated made your argument mostly irrelevant.

such research has never been done. the research results they released was the only time they have done such and it covered results for last season. if kitbag are not licensed to print premier league shirts, why would they publish sales statistics of premier league shirts?

if you marry a wife like yourself, you would produce idiöts!

elampiro: 1. I am not surprised at all when you have lost an argument you insult. Immaturity!

lost an argument? you are a disgrace to formal/informal education.

2. I you argument, if every store is allowed to produce it shirts how will the income be tracked? How will sales be monitored to ensure all income are retrieved?

look at this goat - you think the UK is like nigeria? every sale at the till is recorded. the shops keep stock of the number of the shirts they sell and the accounts are properly managed. this is the most ridiculous question i have been asked in my entire life. kitbag would still have my records of 2001, if i tell them my email address.

3.Whether EPL exist since 10BC doesn't affect which companies correctly has the contract with EPL to letter or badge or produce shirts for the League. Was AON the original sponsor of United shirts? Things change.

shut up your mouth - what has AON or SHARP gotta do with shirt production? mumu. there are plenty of partners that print official premier league shirts in the UK. if you don't know, educate yourself.

4. Let a million company come up with their Aba made sales kits, but Premier League has only one company authorized to letter and badge its replica shirts. We are talking of replica (exact) shirt from which income are made, and not Aba made or imitation. You keep disputing official records 'cos of mere argument.

you are a fool.....
you can believe what you want to believe - kitbag are official shirt makers. they print names, numbers and EPL badges to boot. they run the online stores of most of the big clubs in europe including barcelona and real madrid. so you must have been born rëtarded to think they are aba made. the fool doesn't even know selling fake shirts here is a criminal offence.

better get a visa and see how things are done in the UK. i will show you around all expenses paid.