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Feed me more: You wasted 5 yrs with CTU..., go and enroll with the Israeli Mossad to sharpen your skills.

Feed me more: Never saw this until now...

Coogar, you are not serious, it's just a coincedence nothing more...

adaobi123:

What good detective skills you have.

Katsumoto: Are you ok? What are you smelling?

obadiah777: RIGHT ? HE IS TRYNA PROJECT HIS IMAGE ONTO ME. I BELIEVE IN THE FIELD OF PSYCHOLOGY THIS IS CALLED PROJECTILE DEFLECTION. HE THINK BECAUSE HE AINT HAD ANY SINCE SHEHU SHAGARI WAS IN OFFICE, THAT I MUST BE IN THE SAME BOAT AS HE IS SMH

babyosisi: The man dey gbim gbim!!
Stop trying to tarnish his image jare

obadiah777: YEAH THAT COOGAR NEED TO ENTER THE NAIRALAND LYING CONTEST. HE KNOW DAYUM WELL THE LAST TIME HE HAD ANY WAS WHEN BILL CLINTON WAS IN OFFICE SMDH

babyosisi: Chineke mee
How did you make that diagnosis biko

obadiah777: YEAH COOGAR GOT HIS SCIENCE DEGREE FROM AGIDINGBI UNIVERSITY SMDH

obadiah777: YOUR GP IS RIGHT. YOU A CAVEMAN

babyosisi: You and this cancer eating up prostate
Where was this research conducted?
Many man alive are almost guaranteed prostate cancer after 70
Just like every woman living beyond 80 has a high chance of breast cancer or so
It is hormonal
Has nothing to do with SE.x or no SE.x
That is the science I know

obadiah777: YOU RIGHT. THE LOUDEST CYMBALS ARE USUALLY HOLLOW. HE MAKING ALL THAT NOISE ABOUT HOW REGULAR HE BREAKING HIS WOMAN OFF BUT I BET YOU HE BEING WAITING ON HIS MAMA TO SEND HIM A WIFE FROM HIS VILLAGE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. MEANING HE AINT HAD ANY IN FIVE YEARS

Feed me more: Coogar's testosterone is on the high...

obadiah777: YOU KNOW DAYUM WELL COOGAR LYING HIS BUTT OFF. HE AINT HAD PUNNANI SINCE PUNNANI HAD HIM

obadiah777: YOU RIGHT. HE A CAVE MAN. ONLY CAVEMEN GOT THAT MUCH TESTOSTERONE. EVEN TUBABA THE VIRILE BABY MAKING MACHINE TAKES A BREAK SOMETIMES

obadiah777: AND I REPEAT, THAT WAS IN THE PAST. I GET MINES NOW. ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT A DO OR DIE THING WITH ME. IF MY MOTHER IN-LAW CAME TO LIVE WITH ME FOR TWO MONTHS AND I LIVED IN A SMALL HOUSE WITH NO SOUND-PROOF WALLS, IF I CAN BE BOTHERED I WOULD MAKE ALTERNATIVE ARRANGEMENTS LIKE RENDEZVOUS IN HOTELS OR FRIENDS HOUSE. HOWEVER IF THERE WAS NO TIME TO MAKE ALTERNATIVE ARRANGEMENTS I AM PRETTY SURE I CAN SURVIVE FOR 2 MONTHS WITHOUT S-E-X. YOU ARE ONLY AS STRONG AS YOUR ADDICTIONS MEANING YOU ARE A WEAK MAN IF YOU HAVE ADDICTIONS. PONDER ON THAT COOGAR

elampiro: You are missing the point. We are talking about what happens in games when players are absent as to what happens when they play. We need to know how many matches United won without Cleverly starting as against the ones won when he started. Then we can begin to ask ourselves if he or Scholes or Jones or Anderson should have paired Carrick.

As for Rooney, he has the best stat in the team in this regard, and considering he has done it consistently over many years and ahead of fellow strikers tells his worth. When he isn't there the team struggle. This is a stat for 8-9 years. Even this season, the 15 times he didn't play, the team was less productive.

Let's not blame SAF tactics too much. Phil Jones did well in the spoiler role he was sent to do. Giggs was instrumental in the wings in December when every other winger went below par. All these helped to secure the league in a most easy way.

obadiah777: SO COOGAR IN YOUR 58 YEARS OF BEING IN THIS WORLD YOU HAVE HAD S-E-X EVERY WEEK FOR 58 YEARS STRAIGHT ? SMDH

adaobi123: ^

obadiah777: I HAVE GONE A YEAR WITHOUT DOING IT IN THE DISTANT PAST IN TIMES OF INTENSE DEDICATION TO MY CRAFT AND MY WORLDLY AMBITIONS I CAN PLACE SEGZ ON THE BACK BURNER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS AT ALL

freecocoa: Is the MIL going to live with them forever? There's absolutely no problem here, the said man is just a very irresponsible person, like how do you find it comfortable making love knowing fully well that someone is listening to everything going on?

What's the big deal in showing some decency?kuku walk around the house filled with people nakid because its your house na, what's so difficult about controlling how your wife moans? Why can't they shut da fecking door now that MIL is around to watch the kids? I can't even imagine how much those innocent children have seen\heard with their perverted parents screaming like enraged bulls knowing fully well that the kids can walk in on them at anytime, nonsense.

babyosisi: Na just mouth
I know you won't disrespect an older woman in that manner
Se.x is not food you know
You can do without it a while and your sumtin will still be intact

babyosisi: This is the most useful piece of advice here which is what I would do if found in the same situation

Shut and lock that connecting door

Spread a blanket and Relocate to the carpet permanently for ikwokirikwo duties so no beds will creak

Turn on the music and use a pillow to muffle the sounds from your mouth

spoilt: My Parents in law were around a while back and let me tell you it did not change nothing. We have noisy sex which I'm sure they got to hear. If anything they should be glad their son is getting it in and is stress free.

babyosisi: You want to be pounding your woman to the hearing of your mom and kids?
The husband in this story is very irresponsible IMHO

elampiro: I will find time to analyze his statistics for this season. Two seasons are even too few to assess him properly.

In another note, Cleverly statistics just revealed to me now that he had fewer games this season than earlier thought. He appears now not to be as instrumental as I thought. He is part of the gaps in the team. A young man should last 90 minutes and play at least 80% of the season. Let's hope he develops fast. But if we get a power playing midfielder, his case will be worse.

It's not SAF fault, I personally noted Cleverly was playing well in second half in the matches after January. I wrote that somewhere on this thread earlier.

Youngzedd: All you said make senses but only the highlighted texts made it a trash. 200k for who? (idiots ) even if na Skye bank manager.

Don't throw that suggestion ever again.
We are still complaining about our economy that is about to colapse and your here talking about 200k, it's like your one of them.

The thing don enter their blood vein.
SH1T.

elampiro: Coogar, please re-verify your data, it appears you made a mistake. Cleverly played 22 matches, 1456 minutes in all. That's amount to 16 full matches. There is a huge gap in your data. Compare with the link below. The guy was missing in April, a key month.

Use second link.

http://scores.nbcsports.msnbc.com/epl/players.asp?player=85872

http://scores.nbcsports.msnbc.com/epl/players.asp?player=85872

elampiro: Cleverly played 22 matches, he started 17 matches. He came in as late substitute in 4 matches, and United won those matches. So if you compute the matches he didn't start that United won, I am sure it will be high.

Somehow now, it appears Cleverly is not capable of playing a full season. He was tired before by the time the season entered it's 3rd quarter. However, he is a developing player, so he can be excused.

elampiro: How? How many did he play? What were the results when he played? Then what were the results of the team when he sat on the bench?

The second question is very important. It is a tedious job to do, but with idle time one can get it out. I mean knowing how the team coped without him. United hardly copes well without Rooney in the game. Right from his first year.

elampiro: The chart tells a lot. Carrick might bring out a similar result for some season but not as consistent as Rooney. Cleverly , no no no. The chart did not even bring out same result for CR7 and Berbatov.

elampiro: In football, you need quality players to work with. In my assessment, Rooney has not had quality midfielders to play along in the past 4 years. To make matter worse, we had wingers who are losing form. If not for the arrival of RVP, we would have had top 9 who are still growing towards their peak. In all these we have to appreciate him for helping to adapt to several roles help the team and still came out with many assists and goals. With the right midfield players, Rooney will be like Iniester or what Robben was to Bayern the very last season.

Any fan criticizing should look at this chart again, particularly the 2012/13 season.
How can a coach keep this kind of player on the bench? Look at his influence on the team in 2012/13, his so much criticized season. There are players, there are players and there are players.

dademola: hmm. Cooger oo. Anyfn just to appear to win an arguement.y did u edit ur 1st post?? Hehehehehe. Wots so special about winning arguements?? On a public forum where everybody is anonymous oo?? To u, ts like winning arguements here is d most important thing in ur life, and u'd do anyfn to win one here.

Well, ur tactics( raining insults at pple, and modifying ur previous posts) dnt work everytime.d message dt write-up is passing across is dt, countries with players who r in form stand a better chance dan countries whose players r not playing too well, period.

Stop being shallow minded talking about 25+goals, etc. Wen u're ready with d stats,we'd continue dis arguement. If u dnt and reply with insults, and irrelevant points as usual, u've chickened out. Dats ur style. #waiting#

Replies from women in this thread should tell you that we could never truly be happy in such a setting, we could accept it however. If you aren't a woman, don't speak for women on the issue of polygamy.

Are you're insinuating that polygamists and their wives engage in group se.x?

dademola: like smeone pointed out, when ur cornered, u resort to insults, thinking it wld intimidate d person u're arguing with. Lmao. I wnt bring myself down to ur level by trading words and exchanging insults wif u. Rooney is ahead of welbeck, bt welbeck is still getting game time, despite his poor goalcoring form.d writer was just showing us hw weak d england squad is.

I didnt judge welbeck with dis season's performances. Since u're a bit obsessed with figures, dt was y i asked u to back up ur claim dt welbeck wld score 25+ goals. I ask again; pls upload welbeck's goalscoring record, ever since he started playing football professionally, and lets see d goalscorer in him. Was d argument about weda welbeck is 1st choice or not?? Did u base ur argument on dt earlier?? Instead, u were telling us dt welbeck can score 25 goals. In FIFA or PES?? U also talk about italy. Did d writer even say anyfn about scoring 25+ goals?? If i may ask again, kindly upload d stats of d strikers in dt italy squad, as at d end of d 2005/2006 season. Thanks.

dademola: like i sed earlier, try to read and understand posts properly, b4 mkn comments. I quoted dt article, and i was like; "ah... Is dt d welbeck england wld rely upon"?? Assuming ur response was; England wnt rely on welbeck oo,dey hav oda players oo" dt wld hav been a different issue entirely. U were defending welbeck and abusing d writer of d article. Did i mention rooney?? Like i sed, maybe u shud read my earlier posts again..

Feed me more: Lmao

Tbh, this thread has been hijacked by the london cliques.

dayokanu: Let the guy carry the erecction to show the Mother In law

or ask the Mother In law directly that what is he supposed to do or does it make sense to her that her daughter is failing to do her marital duty using her as the excuse