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LadyCCP: I never knew i would bring this to Nairaland.
We have been married for about 2years now and have a child. We had a distant relationship so we didn't really live together for me to notice his dirty habit. I moved to his location few months after our wedding and since then, it beena terrible experience for me. He is just too dirty. doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet even when there are urine drops on his hands, he just wipes with his trousier, we have two batherooms, one for each room. Initially we were sharing one bathroom but I had to stop using it because of him. After toiletting, he will not washer with brush even when there is water. soap and brush and the toilet bowl is splattered with his feaces. He said its beneath him to wash the toilet, that how can a man wash the toilet? I had to switch to my ownership bathroom which thankfully has a toilet. He uses his for as long as 3months without washing neither toilet or bathroom. I was washing it before but I just had to stop when he said its beneath him to wash his own toilet, that its a woman's duty.

Secondly he is too unkempth and lives a scattered life, throws clothes anywhere, can wear one sleeping trousier for one month,after sex, he will use d same trousier to wipe his dicccck and still wear it, can sleep on an unmade bed for as long as possible. Never makes the bed insisting its s duty of a woman to make the bed everynight. Most times when he sleeps before me, I wake him up so I will make the bed, he will ask why didn't I make the bed before he slept, that I should make only my part I want to sleep on with our baby. Its all irritating and the worse of all is after I complain like forever, he says he is a Yoruba man that is used to dirtyness. I should get used to it. I dated a Yoruba man before I met him and that man is a direct opposite, neat to a fault. So I know its not an issue of him being a Yoruba man.

This man will drink satchet water, and leave the satchet lying about for days, I was picking up all his trash before but I have since stopped after he repeatedly said that its my duty to pick up the dirt he throws anywhere he likes. He will have a trash basket right infront of him but will still drop dirt on the bare floor.


Early Last month, a nurse came around to take his blood sample for some test cos he wasnt feeling well, till now as i am writing this, the cotton wool he used to wipe the blood from the skin surface is still lying on his part of the wardrobe.

I am the type that encourages brushing the teeth twice a day but my hubby has refused to be doing it. He has a little mouth odour and will not help himself. He is always rubbing his diccccckkk with his bare hands and uses same hands to touch everything in the house.


I sweep and mob the house regularly but he will just mess it up the minute am thru. We have a second room we reserved for our kids but from the look of things, I am considering setting the room up for myself.

The funny thing about this is that outside, he is a seen as a clean man and very very goodlooking but inside, he is a dirty pig.

alutacontinua: GREAT IFE!!!
But this story get as he be sha oooo....
The location of that block doesn't allow for something like that to happen without anyone noticing. People might just be passing or something...dt place never gets empty of humans at any time of the day.

delors: Prime suspect - COOGAR!

obadiah777: YEAH THAT HO-RNY RABBIT IS A LIKELY CULPRIT

babyosisi: Where is Coogar
Mr " i must eat it like eba"

Jarus: O ti ya were o

ccsexyluv: Tis is very sad and Disturbing, I got a tip from a student in Obafemi Awolowo University in Ile-Ife that a baby [Pictured Above] was found in One of the Female Hostel in The school [Moremi Hostel].


Why do young ladies do this?? If you cant live up to te responsibility of raising a baby, then avoid pre-marital sex.. or Be Full Protected..

http://ning.it/18ZqicF

elampiro: We do not all have the same gene. Look at Giggs, even Ronaldo won't play up to 39.

ileobatojo: Headmistress turned chief medical iroko examiner!!!
May God help you.

elampiro: Rooney has had this stature all his life, from childhood to bicycle kick, etc. Amokachie was like that too.

elampiro: I have already seen articles which states Rooney got injured again in Oct 2010 just after returning from one.

He was also half fit in the world cup.

elampiro: Rooney went on 3 serious injuries in 2010. In the 1st leg of UCL in Munich he had a serious injury and went out for a long time. Though he managed it in first half against Munich in Old Trafford. In the start of 2010/11 he was still carrying injury. In October he went on another serious injury. Tomorrow when my applications are up, I will try to determine his length of injuries of 2010.

elampiro: Whatever, he tried. He must have played through pains. Yet he scored from set plays which he probably won in the first place. Despite injury he ended 2010 with above 25 goals, and despite coming to fitness late in 2011 he scored above 12. At least he didn't complain that period of not being used. Why was RVP used when he went on drought? That is the problem. Favoritism.

elampiro: What a quack journalism. Did Rooney play any EPL match again after the Bayern 1st leg? No. The time you quoted was United time before Rooney scored, but he was away virtually the whole of that time.

SAF axe him? That was a fight, period!

elampiro: Everyone knew already was injured around the world cup period, he barely recovered for the world cup. Rooney didn't play against Chelsea, then manage first half against Bayern and went on a long injury, that allowed Chelsea to overtake United at the top and Drogba past him in top goalscorer. He was rushed back for the world cup half fit but fell to injury again.

SAF, Gill, Moyes and Giggs have all begged him to reconsider.

elampiro: March 2010 to January 2011? Remove his injury time towards end of season 2010 and before the world cup, remove the 3 months break, remove his early season injury time 2010/2011, how many months left? Yet, that was the season he scored the best goal of EPL.

Every player can request to go, but only one has ever been begged twice. That's Wayne Rooney.
RVP has never function like a professional outside his natural lead role.

armyofone: No hormones necessary, didn't you read where it says slap the iroko? you don't need a female scent. One good hot slap all the way to a very happy day.

elampiro: Which are the nine months?

Secondly, if Rooney had played the lead role ge would score 30 goals plus. If RVP was dropped behind, he would be clueless. Has RVP even play as a defensive midfielder or a midfield player providing shield to Raphael? RVP failed against Madrid and Chelsea in FA cup matches. He won't get that favour from Moyes.

Unfortunately and contrary to your wish, Rooney determines whether to stay or go, and not the other way round. Only Ronaldo and Rooney are capable of that.

elampiro: The major problem was that RVP was unnecessary favoured. Apart from a long goal drought, he had several bad games he should have been substituted but some other people were sub instead including Rooney. I saw some games RVP was poorer than Rooney and Welbeck but it was Rooney and Welbeck who made way. Funny enough all matches Rooney was pulled ended same way. If at all we scored in any, it should be one. What exactly did RVP play against Madrid. Did he not miss a one on one in Spain? I guess what SAF did was to encourage RVP not to lose confidence because it would have been too bad if that happened.

armyofone: oh I see then, I hope you found more veins and had smug looks on your face . Hopefully no angry vein ready to pop out.

armyofone:
Scared now huh?

jennykadry: Never marry a male virgin, I have said it a million times. A female Virgin is alright, you can teach her and most times they are willing to learn. Teach a male virgin? Hell no, they gat too much pride to succumb to s3x lesson 101.

Even if you don't want to taste before marriage, please do some serious screening....

1. Check if he is circumcised.

2. Touch him down there and count how many secs it takes the iroko inbetween his legs to stand at attention waiting to sing Nigeria national anthem.

3. Run your right hand along the length of his shaft and look for veins that will pop out, the more veins with smug looks on their faces you find, the more sexually active that guy is, if you see an angry vein ready to pop out, please run. That thing must have been deprived of some tender loving care for so long.

I rest my case

elampiro: I didn't say has never done it, but it is normal for him to reverse. Valencia and Giggs are the two wingers who have the trade mark of getting behind defence line. Only that Giggs is old and his likes don't fall from the trees.

elampiro: I know this young's movement, it's in my memory. Young is the only winger we have who can't get behind defence line with ease. He most often reverses to pass back to Evra or Rooney or Kagawa.

I like all our wingers but, truth be told, they all have their strength and weaknesses. On the scale, Valencia is more of a winger than any one of the other two. I am not in a hurry to write off any one yet.

elampiro: Probably only one season better than Valencia.

Valencia has been our most intelligent winger behind Giggs for three years. He could pick a particular striker in the box with a long rage cross, he could easily get behind the defence line. He was the fasted in the EPL together with Bale and Walcot.

elampiro: What about young? Is he doing anything special? He doesn't penetrate defence or easily get behind a defence line.

ileobatojo: *Enduring 1 day -1 month of sex with the goal of impregnating a woman = having a normal healthy sex life over 9 yrs* - Pearls of wisdom from the wise sage Coogar...

elampiro: Apart from Madrid's match, I didn't see what Nani did all season. No one is taking away his perfomance against Madrid. But overall, he was off form.

elampiro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvfLg8_Wi9s&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEvfLg8_Wi9s

Antonio Valencia's insane speed against Liverpool. Without this, the match would have been a draw.

elampiro: You easily conclude about certain players you dislike and you are patient with the ones you love. Valencia's speed that led to the winning goal at Anfied is one of the highest in the history of football. He also showed sign of recovery in the last part of the season. Also did well when he came on against Madrid. It looks like Nani was poorer than him. So only one season, we should forget what this man has done and capable of doing?

elampiro: @Coogar, what if the so called young players with future refused to develop? At their age, men were already men. Nilsteroy, Beckam, Giggs, Scholes, Rooney, Ronaldo, etc.

You only have to look at players like Obertan, Macheida, Tosin, Gibson, etc to know how much chances these young guys have. To me, 80% are average and will remain so.

alutacontinua: This is serious!
I still think op is exaggerating.
Do you think he ever loved you at all
Is it only the sex part that doesn't flow or he's just not into you
Lord have mercy!!!! how would you marry a wife and be begged for s*ex from day one
Which kinda man does that?
What do you think his problem is? At least, you should have a reason in your head why you think he is this way...so, what reason have you been able to come up with?

elampiro: You have been saying Rooney should leave, now you added Valencia. Why should Valencia leave? I don't agree with this either.