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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:49am On Jun 20, 2013
Pataki: Kagawa was a nuisance to the Italians yesterday. His first half performance was simply breathtaking! All I could ask myself was, is this the same Kagawa, Fergie under-utilized in ManU?

Hope Moyes makes the same mistake as Fergie this new season! cheesy
fergie literally killed his talent last season, playing a zombie like rooney in his position even when it was clear rooney is no longer interested in football. all he does these days is shäg neighbourhood grannies. kagawa played as an attacking midfielder only 10 times in 20 league appearances for man utd!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:42am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: 6 goals in 17 start? That is the poorest we have seen at United for any striker. Did he even score a UCL goal? Rooney had harick on his debut as a tenager. We know them when young not old age of 24.
kagawa is a striker?
when has kagawa ever played as a striker? you don't watch football, you listen to radio commentary. kagawa that fergie left on the left wing and jurgen klopp was crying for the way fergie mismanaged him.

klopp said: “Shinji Kagawa is one of the best players in the world and he now plays 20 minutes at Manchester United, on the left wing. My heart breaks. Really, I have tears in my eyes. Central midfield is Shinji’s best role.”

“He’s an offensive midfielder with one of the best noses for goal I ever saw. But for most Japanese people it means more to play for Man United than Dortmund.”

“We cried for 20 minutes in each others’ arms when he left. One year before that Nuri Sahin went because Real Madrid is the biggest club in the world. If players are patient enough, we can develop the team into one of the biggest in the world.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:24am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: Kagawa played same role as Rooney for United in many matches and he flopped. He was also the one given the Rooney's role in Madrid.
6 goals, 4 assists in 17 starts? flop?
you must have loads of problem in simple arithmetic. rooney was worse than kagawa last season and contrary to your claims, it was kagawa that won the MOTM last night, not honda. did you even watch the game?

kagawa operated as a free role winger(interiore) - just like ronaldo does. his starting position was on the left but he could drift anywhere as the game dictates. he destroyed his marker(maggio) from start to finish! he had more touches(103) than any other player on the pitch. he created three scoring chances, 80 pass attempts (the most in the match) at an 85% success rate, and five total shot attempts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:08am On Jun 20, 2013
SailorXY: @Coogar pls can u get a gif of Kagawa's volley cheesy
https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2811699/kagawa.gif

StarBoard: elampiro jumping from pillar to post. Now looking for statements to stop his leaky faucet of a mouth to justify his gaffe on Kagawa.
Let Moyes give him the free role he had at Dortmund, and we'll see how good Rooney really is.
Kagawa is an excellent player. Fergie had no idea on how to deploy him.
fergie's ideas were too obsolete!
all the football pundits claimed yesterday's game was the best they have seen in years with the quality of football displayed by japan. the transition of the ball by japanese players was almost better than barca's! rooney is a mechanical player. no flair, just blood and thunder brutish style of football. rooney should go to stoke fc!

it's now very clear kagawa is more suited to the ball to feet low passes than the hoof it in the air football most of our players love to do. i think rooney should go, surround kagawa with one touch passers of the ball(cleverley, anderson, carrick, thiago/cesc) and we would be very fine.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 1:20am On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Small boy, you r just learning grammar abi? grin grin grin grin omo na zozo. grin grin grin grin grin
it seems a gerbil crawled up your arsë.....
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 1:19am On Jun 20, 2013
LadyCCP: @cooger, may amadioha be the one to father your first and second born sons. He will continue to sleep with and impregnate your wife for ya in Jesus name, amen.
all these curses for me?
the fact remains i don't hate you. however, i hope & pray your next period happens in a shark tank.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:43pm On Jun 19, 2013
dayokanu: To some people until a player is built like Hulk Hogan he isnt a player.

Left to elampiro he would never play Ozil,as long as he has Heskey and Keywyne Jones with the physicality

Man Utd should sell Kagawa and buy Adebayo Akinfenwa below

https://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/multimedia/dynamic/00314/STS230716_314471k.jpg

KAGAWA strikes again. This go pain some people o. Abi Italy no dey physical enough
he won't play mata, xavi, iniesta, silva, kagawa, oscar, etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:21pm On Jun 19, 2013
dayokanu: Later person go say he no see Kagawa o.

Abi the Italian team is not strong and physical enough
kagawa is a very intelligent player....
if we know how to pass the ball better, he is a wonderful tool to have. put one touch passers next to him and the rest is smooth sailing!

kagawa scores......
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 10:48pm On Jun 19, 2013
nikkyshyne: This thread is filthy. undecided
the stupidest thread ever...
the mods should move it to the recycle bin where parasites and scavengers can do justice!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:42pm On Jun 19, 2013
dademola: baba, forget position here joor. Wen he was scoring freely, wasnt he still considered to be a deep lying forward?? 12 goals and 12 assists?? Not too bad, bt wen u consider d fact dt d same playr has performed betta dan dt b4, u hav no choice bt to start asking questions. Hw can u say rooney's form is still d same as b4??
rooney is finished!
his bottom level as a player is the worst ever. when he's not in form, rooney can't make a pass from 2 yards. he has the first touch of a räpist! his ball control is substandard! he no longer has the pace. abeg, offload the parasite and sign a hungry striker!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:33pm On Jun 19, 2013
elampiro: SAF has only adopted a 4-4-2 formation in a few matches in the last decade. Even in a 4.4.2 formation, one striker stays up while another drops to build attack.
that's a big lie.....
united played 4-4-2 mostly in the last decade. there were cries from the fans that united are the only big team left in europe still obsessed with the obsolete 4-4-2. why do you think we play traditional wingers instead of inverted ones like most clubs do?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:23pm On Jun 19, 2013
elampiro: I guess with Chicharito who can't play except sit and wait in the box as we saw tonight when he hardly touch the ball up to 7 times? And indomie Kagawa who can't match a power or pacing match?
that's his job....
he's a striker, he's meant to wait for the delivery and score. inzaghi, ruud, raul, etc became legends scoring that way. why should chicharito worry about the midfield?

rooney is a jack of all trade - master of nada!!!

elampiro: Ajigbojigbijigbi. Nilstelroy, Saha, Folan, Tevez, Berba, Chicha and RVP are our number 9s in the past 10 years. That's all.
there's no number 9 in a 4-4-2 formation!
united stopped playing rigid 4-4-2 in 09/10 and rooney was the arrow head that season - so you have no point!

below is the formation of the final in moscow - elampiro should work out how rooney wasn't the arrow head and tevez was!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2013
elampiro: See lies ooohhh!!!

Rooney only spearheaded our attack in just one season 2009/10. It was Nilsterooy, Folan, Saha, Tevev and Berbatov. Then Chicharito and RVP.
how many games did saha play for united? what a liar you are. was saha ever fit? tevez? berbatov? hehehe. if you take a lie detector test, it would explode!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:07pm On Jun 19, 2013
elampiro: Rooney is more a difficult player to replace than Becham, Kean and Cantona. Rooney has a multiple function for United.
RVP, kagawa, anderson would replace rooney without stress. valencia of wigan replaced ronaldo easily. who is rooney?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:04pm On Jun 19, 2013
elampiro: Same mistake over and over again. Hw can you use goals to compare a workaholic coordinating 10 to a sitting point 9? Like comparing Maradonna to Platini/Ronaldo Lima. It's odd!
that's a lame excuse - rooney was the arrowhead for 6.5 seasons out of 9 seasons. when ruud left, it was saha/rooney in the striking role in 06/07. then it was tevez/rooney in 07/08. why didn't he score 40 goals in those seasons?

156 goals + 79 assists in 26,000+ mins is a disgrace!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:55pm On Jun 19, 2013
elampiro: If Rooney exits, without quality replacement like Fabregas or Aguero types, we will end up in the Totteham zone. We may even need two or three strong players to feel the vacuum to be left by his exit.
we heard the same thing when ruud left....
heard the same thing when ronaldo left, beckham? cantona and even roy keane!!! united would tick on nicely if rooney leaves. we won nearly all the league games we played without him last season.

in hernandez, i trust!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:51pm On Jun 19, 2013
nitrogen: grin grin cheesy grin

To be candid here, Rooney is not a fantastic player like that jare, he supports, and does some nice work in the mid-field, but he isn't near a world class player (for now), he's been awful and he also looses possession anyhow, lastly, he is an ingrate. I wouldn't mind his exit so we can have a new/superb united squad.
don't mind the rooney apologists.....
i dunno when it's become cool to rate a striker for his defensive qualities. legendary strikers are hyped for their prolific way of scoring goals - but rooney's apologists would keep bringing up nonsense facts that are not worthy of discussion....

this is the overall stat(all comp) of RVP and rooney....
the difference is glaring!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:37pm On Jun 19, 2013
BinghiNya: RVP scored more than Roooney this season because he played more matches, so your point is flawed too.
how's it flawed?
when rooney has led the line and played plenty of games, what did he show for it? he's been here for 9 seasons and he's got no golden boot either in europe or in the premier league.

9 seasons of failure!
you are comparing rooney's games that are less than 12 than van persie's to the overall stats? rooney's fans should be ashamed of themselves!

RVP has 122 goals in 232 games
that's 0.52 goals per game

rooney has 156 games in 345 games
that's 0.45 goals per game

rooney is shyte!

elampiro: The difference is that one is a sitting 9 while the other is a workaholic organizing/coordinating 10.

Maradonna was a number 10, it wasn't goals that made him greatest but contribution to team play. Siasia and Onwubokiri were prolific scorers but Amokackie and Adepoju with far less goals were preferred. Whenever Amokachie was off, Yekini was dry and the pressure against opponents less.
RVP started as a winger at arsenal.
when henry left, he operated as a number 10 behind adebayor, bendtner and eduardo. it wasn't until the 2nd half of 10/11 season that he started playing as the arrow head. get your facts right!

rooney was the arrow head in 06/07, 07/08, 08/09, 09/10, 2nd half of 10/11 and 11/12. that's 6.5 seasons of playing as a striker and doing nothing with his role. stop peddling myths here in the name of trying to win an argument. rooney is a product of a british hype!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:17pm On Jun 19, 2013
BinghiNya: Most goals

Alan Shearer 260 * 441 1.7
Andy Cole 188 * 414 2.2
Thierry Henry 176 258 1.47
Frank Lampard 164 * 551 3.36
Robbie Fowler 163 * 378 2.32
Wayne Rooney 156 * 345 2.21
Michael Owen 150 * 326 2.17
Les Ferdinand 149 * 351 2.36
Teddy Sheringham 147 * 418 2.84
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink 127 * 288 2.27
Robbie Keane 126 * 349 2.77
Jermain Defoe 123 * 367 2.98
Dwight Yorke 123 * 375 3.05
Nicolas Anelka 123 * 352 2.86
Robin van Persie 122 * 232 1.9
Ian Wright 113 * 213 1.88
Dion Dublin 111 * 312 2.81
Emile Heskey 110 * 516 4.69
Ryan Giggs 109 620 5.69
Paul Scholes
hahahaha, the facts are emerging...

rooney has played 345 games to van persie's 232 games and somehow people are surprised rooney has more goals/assists than RVP. 113 games more than van persie and people are comparing?

this argument is hilarious!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:13pm On Jun 19, 2013
BinghiNya: EPL all time assists

Ryan Giggs 130
2 Frank Lampard 90
3 Steven Gerrard 85
4 Thierry Henry 80
5 Wayne Rooney 74
6 Francesc Fabregas 71
7 Didier Drogba 55
8 . Nani 49
9 Dennis Bergkamp 49
10 Morten Gamst Pedersen 48
11 Cristiano Ronaldo 46
12 Robin van Persie 46
13 Paul Scholes 45
14 David Beckham 44
15 Aaron Lennon 43
16 Nolberto Solano 42
17 Mikel Arteta 40
18 Ashley Young 39
19 Gareth Barry 38
20 Robert Pires 38
21 Kevin Davies 37
22 Theo Walcott 34
23 Leighton Baines 34
24 Stewart Downing 34
25 David Silva 32
26 Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer 32
27 Gabriel Agbonlahor 32
28 Steven Pienaar 31
29 Robbie Keane 31
30 Dirk Kuyt 30
31 Eidur Gudjohnsen 30
32 Fredrik Ljungberg 29
33 James Milner 29
34 Tim Cahill 28
35 Chris Brunt 28
36 Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink 27
37 Alan Shearer 27
38 Matthew Etherington 26
39 Brett Emerton 26
40 Juan Mata 26

Rooney thrashes RVP again
how many games? how can you compare rooney that has notched 400+ games to van persie. i respect nani's assist stats more than rooney's.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 9:04pm On Jun 19, 2013
Jarus: Great Ife. Well, Seun himself na ex-Ife.
i am great ife too since everyone is claiming ife!
great ife, greatest ife.....great!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:00pm On Jun 19, 2013
elampiro: People comparing a sitting 9 to a supporting 10 in terms of goals. Is that not a ridiculous comparison? Number 10 that has to work for 9. Nilsterooy success was largely part of Rooney's contribution. It's like comparing Hazard, Oscar and Mata to Demba Ba.
how did ronaldo score 42 goals from the flank in one season?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:49pm On Jun 19, 2013
SailorXY: Balanced indeed grin
balanced my foot!
rooney has been at the club now for 9 years......why won't he be the top of the united scorer's charts? after 9 seasons, it's a disgrace he's not broken the record already. nistelrooy scored 150 goals for united in 5 seasons.
Family › Re: L Live In A Sexless And Loveless Marriage...would Divorce Be The Best Option by coogar: 8:42pm On Jun 19, 2013
jennykadry: Start with dayo and Coogar. Those two are mouth makers and I don't trust them. I won't be surprised if they don't live up to expectation. cool

Sisi and hauwa, oya pull their pants down and confirm my suspicion
https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b281/MrSkippy99/samuel_L_Jackson.gif
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 8:28pm On Jun 19, 2013
Vikin: Coogar and Jenny, you guys should leave the story for those of us who believe. Whether you believe or not, this shi.i.t happens.

Lets just enjoy abeg.
shaking my head.....
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 8:04pm On Jun 19, 2013
LadyCCP: I never knew i would bring this to Nairaland.
We have been married for about 2years now and have a child. We had a distant relationship so we didn't really live together for me to notice his dirty habit. I moved to his location few months after our wedding and since then, it beena terrible experience for me. He is just too dirty. doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet even when there are urine drops on his hands, he just wipes with his trousier, we have two batherooms, one for each room. Initially we were sharing one bathroom but I had to stop using it because of him. After toiletting, he will not washer with brush even when there is water. soap and brush and the toilet bowl is splattered with his feaces. He said its beneath him to wash the toilet, that how can a man wash the toilet? I had to switch to my ownership bathroom which thankfully has a toilet. He uses his for as long as 3months without washing neither toilet or bathroom. I was washing it before but I just had to stop when he said its beneath him to wash his own toilet, that its a woman's duty.

Secondly he is too unkempth and lives a scattered life, throws clothes anywhere, can wear one sleeping trousier for one month,after sex, he will use d same trousier to wipe his dicccck and still wear it, can sleep on an unmade bed for as long as possible. Never makes the bed insisting its s duty of a woman to make the bed everynight. Most times when he sleeps before me, I wake him up so I will make the bed, he will ask why didn't I make the bed before he slept, that I should make only my part I want to sleep on with our baby. Its all irritating and the worse of all is after I complain like forever, he says he is a Yoruba man that is used to dirtyness. I should get used to it. I dated a Yoruba man before I met him and that man is a direct opposite, neat to a fault. So I know its not an issue of him being a Yoruba man.

This man will drink satchet water, and leave the satchet lying about for days, I was picking up all his trash before but I have since stopped after he repeatedly said that its my duty to pick up the dirt he throws anywhere he likes. He will have a trash basket right infront of him but will still drop dirt on the bare floor.


Early Last month, a nurse came around to take his blood sample for some test cos he wasnt feeling well, till now as i am writing this, the cotton wool he used to wipe the blood from the skin surface is still lying on his part of the wardrobe.

I am the type that encourages brushing the teeth twice a day but my hubby has refused to be doing it. He has a little mouth odour and will not help himself. He is always rubbing his diccccckkk with his bare hands and uses same hands to touch everything in the house.


I sweep and mob the house regularly but he will just mess it up the minute am thru. We have a second room we reserved for our kids but from the look of things, I am considering setting the room up for myself.

The funny thing about this is that outside, he is a seen as a clean man and very very goodlooking but inside, he is a dirty pig.
this story is a wind-up!
it must be one of tribal bigots from politics/culture section with poöp for brains airing out his frustration and posing as a housewife!

ladyccp, whoever you are - may amadioha impregnate you with a dozen black mambas!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:36pm On Jun 19, 2013
BinghiNya: @coogar and elampiro
I have been following your debate about Rooney.
Facts:
1. United is shit without Rooney(though he loses the ball too much)
2. Rooney provides more defensive cover than any other forward
3. Rooney can play in the midfield no other forward could properly do.
4. Rooney is the most feared striker in United.
5. In the last 6 years Rooney has had the highest assist in United.
1) same rooney has been here for 9 years and he's not won a golden boot for united. RVP, ruud, ronaldo and berbatov all did.

2) he's a striker...he should score goals like messi and ronaldo. i have never heard of football fans hailing messi for his defensive cover.

3)who cares about such? quality strikers are rated for what they are supposed to do, not what they aren't supposed to do.

4)the most feared striker when it comes to making brainless fouls, screaming at the refs, swearing at the camera and generally constituting a nuisance. for the money he earns, he's a liability for the little he contributes.

5)he's played the most games and he's taken the most set-pieces in the last 6 years than any other forward we have got. the stat is meaningless!

Rooney going would be a greater loss to United tha any other striker.
ruud, beckham, cantona, ronaldo all left and united won titles afterwards. rooney's departure won't be missed. he was not missed when he was haranguing the club for more wages in the first half of 10/11 season - it was the much-maligned berbatov/nani that took united to the top of the table in that difficult period....

Nani Vs. Valencia

1. Valencia is a better crosser(Not a showman)
2. Valencia provides cover for the right full back than nani does for the other full back
3. valencia prefers team glory to Nani's individual glory.
4. Rooney prefers valencia to nani.
5. Nani has never done anything concrete in United. Too many poor games, he is a waste pipe.
1) nani is the better crosser, the more dangerous player and has more in his ammo to hurt than valencia. nani is the better goal threat!

2)nani wins more tackles and more ground 50-50s than valencia. he's the better defensive shield!

3) valencia has one foot, one track mind and he's unsure of what to do with the ball. he's scared to take risks so he goes for the safety passes. he's got no belief in himself to do wonders. whereas nani cracks shots from 40 yards!

4)who is rooney? who cares about what rooney wants? wayne is a closed chapter at old trafford, van persie and chicharito are the new sheriffs in town.

5)nani has single-handedly won games for us. nani has won MOTM awards than valencia. nani has contributed more to united than valencia. these facts are not far-fetched!
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 7:20pm On Jun 19, 2013
chaircover: cooger the typical british moaner
it rains they complain, its sunny they complain grin
not used to this hot weather....
and the chics are not making it easy.....loads of skin everywhere you turn.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 7:12pm On Jun 19, 2013
delors: smiley Senseless. Go back to primary.
so much fecal matter comes out your mouth, your aśs is jealous!!

delors: I think TexasCowgirl and Coogar would make a fine couple - both share similar traits grin
shut the fück up, you homoerotic nuisance...
your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 6:42pm On Jun 19, 2013
delors: lolz. Na wah o. This gorilla guy nor go kee person for here. Person accuse u say you are 'RESPONSIBLE'. You provoke, talk say you are 'IRRESPONSIBLE'! Suoo! I tire for you o. You dont want to be responsible at all in this your life ni bros? Na play play na...ok, nor vex.
Meanwhile, in other news, obadiah777, Coogar nor be ho-rn-ey rabbit o, na gorilla, check im profile picture. Maybe dat na why the guy dey provoke self.
you are such a numbskull!
a douche-bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vägina.

anuofia!
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 6:39pm On Jun 19, 2013
chaircover: didnt you see my post ni? what a disappointment cooger angry
no fex
i didn't see your post in time. it's been very hot today, my vision is blurry!
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 6:36pm On Jun 19, 2013
it seems 60% of NL users went to or are schooling in OAU.

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