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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:33pm On Jun 20, 2013
dayokanu: Apparently you know nothing about football.

A player who excelled at Dortmund the most brutal counter attacking side in Europe is now snail possesion.

All these DSTV fans sha
you think that lad watches football?
this past few months, he has made some of the most ridiculous claims you would ever read on a public forum.

he was adamant de gea wasn't good enough until PFA nominated de gea. then he jumped on chicharito until he was shown the raw stats. having nowhere else to go, he jumped on van persie and now it's kagawa! i am not sure elampiro is human. he's a computer program designed by seun to amuse us.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 4:26pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: COOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRRRRR wtf were u doing on campus for 25years without being a student? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Ole loru cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
see him screaming a man's name like a homoerotic tool. you are so gäy.....if you go to a spërm bank and farts in a test tube, i can bet half of it would get used.


delors: grin grin grin grin OMG! Okay, sit back, relax, don't get worked up. Now, re-read the jargons you wrote. ..impressive! So your mum drank ur papa's sperm with guinness? shocked Little wonder. I should have known...that's probably the reason you are confused... grin grin grin akuri...
all you do is use smileys like a tramp.....
you are just a whöre starved of attention like postpartum depression!
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 4:22pm On Jun 20, 2013
babyosisi: Now why would a woman be this concerned about her fellow woman's menstrual cycle,are you insane?
Don't you know that is gross
I am heterosexual
Get off my reproductive organs
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Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 4:18pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Isnt this a wonder! COOGAR claimed not to be a student at OAU yet he knows the story, history, ins and outs of OAU! shocked Daim! Arent u a criminal? U were there when Afrika was martyred, you were there when Revo was president, you were there when Wealth campiagned, you were there when Fryo was apprehended, U knew Dr. 3As, and you are not a Great Ife! shocked shocked shocked shocked OMG! COOOOGARRRRRRR! shocked omo na zozo...
stop shouting my name - did you fall off a faggöt tree?
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 4:13pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Unrepentant? Check the thread, you are the laughing stock...people are amused, more than impressed, with the way u dish out mysterious, childish expressions like a boy eager to impress his disappointed father. It simply shows you are a bestial product of an incestuous family. Gorilla daddy banging the s.hi.t outta his baboon daughters...the product? COOGAR!!!!
this is rich coming from a product of a polyandrous marriage. you are the spërm head your mother should have swallowed with a bottle of guinness stout!

how did you even beat your other competition to the ovum? the others must have come from leprechauns, imps or congolese midgets. if you marry a tool like yourself, you would produce simpletons.

oloshious fellow!!!!
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 4:01pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: You are so confused cheesy. But I am impressed. I am impressed that a school drop out could LOBOTOMISE grammars like fart! cheesy Highly impressive. Keep it up. BTW u still havent mentioned your school, Gorilla...don't cover it up with your meaningless words...Either confirm u are a drop out or tell us where u finished from...Maga cheesy
you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus...
it's funny you don't even know you have become the laughing stock of this thread. you old for nothing bellend.....you must have been conceived via anäl sex. it's the reason you are so full of shytë!

unrepentant faggöt!

Ola Johnson: We were told that the July 10, 1999 attack by some cultists took place in the early hours after the meeting of Kegites Club in Awo Cafe. OAU is the world headquarters of the club. After guys were fully drunk they retired to their rooms. No sooner had they done this than the evil men attacked. George Iwilade (aka Afrika, the Sec Gen of the Students' Union) and about four others were killed.
it was a well-planned attack!
they chose the day of the kegites convention not to arouse the suspicion of the awo boys as there were plenty of strange faces on the campus. even with that, africa should have escaped if he wasn't too drunk when fryo alerted him there was fire on the mountain....

But how true was the claim by some students that it was the VC, Wale Omole, that asked the cultists from other schools to attack Ife?
that was a lie.....
the suspect said that to keep himself alive. he knew that was what awo boys wanted to hear. when he said that, the beatings/torture stopped and he became a celebrity prisoner. ife was attacked because they pissed on the integrity of confraternity.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 3:55pm On Jun 20, 2013
Vikin: Coogar, something tells me you are exactly like the supposed husband.

Dirty plates around you as you search for your collection of your gif.

That's why you were pissed off at the OP without even hearing her out.....

And pls, don't come back to be with your AMadioha curses oh, na joke I dey joke lipsrsealed
you can eat in my bathroom.....
everything is mad squeaky clean! when i am lazy to do the deed myself, there are thai women ready to do it for a token. i was just baffled a woman can disgrace her own husband with lies/exaggeration like she did.


jennykadry: grin. I bid you farewell
you won't escort me? this would be more fun than your vegas trip. all kinda bugs and rodents you have not seen on animal planet would be there. grin
Family › Re: L Live In A Sexless And Loveless Marriage...would Divorce Be The Best Option by coogar: 3:51pm On Jun 20, 2013
armyofone: I'm here, Sisi where are you now? i have the blue gloves ready.
dayo and cougar are waiting, hurry up.
waiting for what?
why you are always highly interested in this kinda exercise, huh? armygirl, be careful......some trousersnakes do bite and if they do, you would carry a big bump for nine months!
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 3:43pm On Jun 20, 2013
Ivynwa: @Osisinwa
---making jabs at her husband's stuff already wasn't cool at all. You did not even give the thread days or months to dry off before making fun of her over it all. Babyosisi don't disappoint me Ojare. If we laugh at people and their problems, it is insensitive and can affect them in one way or the other. Let up dearie. Quit making Coogar laugh at the woman like crazy.

Coogar abeg relax for the woman o-o-o, jeez! If we laugh at people and their problems here you may end up not seeing threads to have fun with your lovely Gifs.
i have relaxed for the woman.
my next excursion this summer is at her husband's house. seeing is believing. grin
Family › Re: Woman Unknowingly Hired Policemen As Hit-men To Kill Her Husband by coogar: 3:40pm On Jun 20, 2013
obadiah777: HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN AMERICA
3 attempted plots in the past to kill the husband, the hired killers took her money and disappeared. this time she hired undercover officers not knowing they were police.

they should feed this woman to the lions in kenya!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Obafemi Awolowo University Recruitment For Academic & Non-teaching Positions by coogar: 3:33pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Wished there was a position at Old Buka Department for a LOBOTOMISED COOGAR! grin
while you would be a toilet cleaner in angola hall, you homoerotic nuisance. it's a travesty you were allowed to fertilise the ovum!

obadiah777: YEAH HE WOULD BE A GOOD DISH WASHER IN B8
B8? who eats at B8?
you must have been one of those scavenging broke-asś students that eat beans 3 times a day. without belabouring the obvious, why is your head so far up your rectum?
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 3:18pm On Jun 20, 2013
armyofone: wow, see men doing their own PMSing.

grin grin
far from it.....
i was just putting a dog in it's place.....in the kennel where it belongs!
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 3:06pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Ashamed? You should be. Ordinary town igboro boy visiting campus to pick pockets!
this man cannot learn to keep his putrescent mouth shut. do you get paid to constitute a nuisance on a public forum?

delors: So in short, you didnt go to a school or you are just too embarrassed to mention the school u finished from? OMG! cheesy Sorry Gorilla, you have LOBOTOMISED your life grin grin grin grin grin
the last time i saw something like you, i covered it up with tissue paper and flushed it. words fall from your mouth like turds from arsë - you suffer from diarrhoea of the mouth.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 2:38pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: It's official! Lobotomiser is a high school drop out studying outdated dictionaries to impress his father (well, because he never went to school anyway).
hahahaha
never went to school indeed! just look at you, an ordinary graphic designer that helps awo boys make campaign banners for SU politics. you should be ashamed of yourself.....
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 2:29pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Lobotomised jargons grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
you have the swag of an epileptic beast of burden!

delors: Did you go to school at all? Where did u finish from Mr Lobotomiser cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Don't be ashamed to say it out...it's okay. Some never made it to a vocational school... wink
where i finished from? where people of your ilk cannot be admitted because of your appalling subzero intelligence quotient!
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Oh, so i though u were a gorilla but I think you changed your personality. Now, a chimp. Cool. You should go back to where u belong - UI zoo. let the kids pay N100 to watch u do your thing. cheesy and ops! Don't forget your dictionary here, you just might need it next time.. cheesy cheesy cheesy
a careful medical examination should reveal your cerebellum and your thalamus have swapped positions in your brain cavity. you cannot even be coherent to save a life. yet, people rejoiced when you were born. if only they had foresight you were going to be a poor excuse of an adult, they would have offered your head to the gods of your land!

So high school greenhorn, tell the whole house where u finished from... undecided
stiffen your middle finger, moisten it and sit on it....
Family › Re: Woman Unknowingly Hired Policemen As Hit-men To Kill Her Husband by coogar: 2:08pm On Jun 20, 2013
All Round Gist: Faith Wairimu Maina, a Kenya mother of two pleaded guilty in court for having plotted to kill her husband, John Muthee Guama, on the 17th June, in the Zimmerman area of Nairobi county.

Faith had hired hit-men to kill her husband, unknown to her that the hit-men were men of the police force. The woman had paid a part payment of 40,000 KES with a balance of 60,000 KES once the job was done.
It was revealed that it was the third time the woman had tried to kill her husband through a similar plot.

She was arrested in her house when the people she thought were hit-men informed her that the mission was done and asked her to rush to the house where the body of her husband was laying and waiting for her confirmation.

When asked why she wanted her husband dead, the woman cited that after all she has been through with him, he wasn't caring for her and her kids, which made him as good as dead. #Na wa oh!
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Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 1:56pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Yeah, yeah, I concur with you. have u seen his profile picture? that guy resembles person wey fit murder people. I don dey suspect the guy tay tay especially considering the way he digs up meaningless vocabs from his stolen dictionary.
but whose fault is it that you were a perpetual truant in your formative years. meaningless vocabs? the same way calculus would be meaningless to a vulcaniser. i reiterate, you don't have the aura of anyone that passed through the 4 walls of OAU....not with your firewood background!

delors: Not dying tonight Coogar...still gat many more fruitful years. But if I don't see you again on nairaland, the verdict would be: The illiterate, chicken-brained, murder suspect gorilla was disgraced outta Nairaland! grin
disgraced out?
the 7 generations before and after your own generation cannot muster such!

you? a lobotomised fowl like yourself?
i laugh in chinese. trolls like you are too insignificant. i am just having fun and trying new experiments - you are my lab rat!
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 1:48pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Thanks. smiley i like the guy though. He is just a local moro.n
says the guy with an IQ of a millipede....
if you die tonight, your autopsy would read: death by stupidity.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 12:52pm On Jun 20, 2013
babyosisi: ,
Phallus wey get craw craw and dried juices caked on from days
Ewww
he wipes it with his trousers....not kleenex or babywipes. that should tell you the size the OP is dealing with here.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 12:50pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: grin grin grin grin grin No wonder. I just knew it. How pathetic you are! So you didnt go to Ife, yet you know somuch about Ife's admission, way of life, etc. Jeez! No future ambition! Ok, I aint gonna re-convince a deadweight brained pedo like you where I graduated from. Check the thread, check the comments, perhaps your brain would comprehend then. grin grin grin
i would never have believed one individual can come up with so much baloney in the space of 24 hours. mere looking at the way you write tells me you are a product of a polyandrous marriage....

what a pity!!!


So if you were in Ife that night without being a student, you were either a. Town-igboro boy, b. Lagere boy ...definitely not a student from any college or poly... grin mumu
i need to get to the bank. i need disposable cash to buy you some artificial intelligence. the one bestowed on you by nature has failed you......
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by coogar: 12:34pm On Jun 20, 2013
babyosisi: ladyccp I asked you a question,does this man have any good qualities?
What attracted you to him?
what else if not his bigger than average phallus....
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 12:31pm On Jun 20, 2013
delors: Naaa...I have no problem with u. I just saw you are an ex-Ife so, we r good. wink Blood brothers don't fight each other. it's just that sometimes you insult without a cause (I guess the Awo trait is still in you) so i pick it up...No wonder u keep digging up scary, meaningless grammar (like OAU jambites trying to impress) but apart from that, we r cool. Maybe if you removed your scary gorilla profile picture, we could be better friends...but for now...stop acting like a high school pedo. Great Ife grin grin grin
you are a consummate retärd!
i am not an ex-ife.....i said was in ife that night, not as a student, you morön! i would be damned if you really graduated from ife. majority of you fakers went to IFEPOLY and then act like you went to OAU. who are you fooling?

look at your penmanship - how could you have attended the same school as the brilliant ife graduates i have met? you are nothing but a pathological liar. ife does not admit brainless louts like yourself. what's your reg. number? which department? what set?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:25pm On Jun 20, 2013
StarBoard: Don't mind the fellow. Palm-wine drinkard just yarning anyhow. Rooney hasn't done anything tangible against the big European sides since 2004/5 on big Euro nights.
rooney is the great white hope of the british media. they call him the white pele. pele? grin grin if rooney was from serbia, he would be playing for QPR as a goalkeeper. grin

Thiago?
Wondering why you changed your mind about this fella given your initial misgivinigs about him.
any proper midfielder in that squad would improve us tremendously. heard giggs has gone for a coaching course. i hope he never returns. gimme 2 decent CMS and we are ready to defend the title.
Family › Re: Baby Found In Moremi Female Hostel Toilet In OAU by coogar: 12:14pm On Jun 20, 2013
Jarus: DK should know very well. He was in Ife and on campus then.

Admitted into Ife 2 sessions after that. So I only heard from witnesses, didn't witness.

It's a story that's quite long. Series of event preceded the July 10 strike, like the arrest of cultists by the Students Union around March etc.
i was in ife that night.....

delors: omo na mumu, gerbil? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked...keep watching animal planet, you 'll find your room mate again. Gorilla grin grin grin grin
you have the brain capacity of a mosquito....
if you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your arsë....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:49am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: Time for work jor.
why won't it be time for work when stats revealed rooney scored 10 penalties in 11/12 season in all competition.

We have different opinion on what role Rooney plays or should play for Manchester United. I think that is our major disagreement about him. Your opinion of a striker is that of being a Rasheed Yekini. I told you Amokachie was also a striker.
i don't care what amokachie is. my focus is on rooney, his performance does not tally with the wages he draws from the club's coffers. he's hurting united on the pitch and off the pitch(finances)

I am not going to argue about Kagawa again may be till night. He had a very good game last night, I can always admit that. But to say he is now our Wayne Rooney, not yet. We have to see next season first.
this is where you get it wrong.....
we don't need a direct like-for-like replacement. when ronaldo left, we put valencia in his role. did valencia not perform even when there's no iota of similarity?

We can go so much so long in the argument but we have already made our points. So have a nice day for now.
goodnight!
i will let you know when rooney is ready to move to britannia stadium. he might need your help to pack his bags.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:34am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: Are penalties not goals? Ronaldo, Messi, RVP, Lampard have lots of penalties in their statistics. Rooney had 6 EPL penalties in 2011/12. So I don't get.
how many penalties in all competitions?

Rooney was instrumental in our UCL win of 2008. The problem is you guys look at only the man who put the ball in the net. Tevez squandered Rooney's 'see through' pass for just a tap in. Against Barca Rooney was the only man who made sense from our midfield to attack.
rooney wasn't instrumental....
he was substituted cos he stunk the whole joint. the only good thing he did was a raking pass from 70 yards to ronaldo. when a striker only excels in midfield roles then it's time to admit he's a flop at what he should be doing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:22am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: Japan didn't have any fast paced game. It was a tikatika we had yesterday. If you want fast paced game watch Brazil.
you embarrass yourself when you speak like this in public. japan were faster than brazil throughout. the only time brazil put any pace to their game was when they countered. japan played like dortmund throughout with bursting pace!

you need to admit you didn't see the game!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:09am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: Since 2011 his goals for England has increased. 2011/12 he scored 27 league goals and 34 in all. 2011 he scored EPL best goal ever. 2011, hge scored a UCL final goal. 2013 the whole of Manchester want him for £250k.
in 2011, rooney scored about 10 penalties - why won't his goals increase when he can always count on scoring a free shot from 12 yards. so scoring in the UCL final is now a yardstick? in that case, beletti is better than henry!

Pataki: Kagawa will be pure gold under a coach who understands fast paced possesional football. Unfortunately Moyes is not that kind of coach.
moyes would deploy a tactical plan that suits kagawa. he just needs to ship out rooney/giggs. those 2 players weaken our midfield. i hope jones also returns to the defence department. we need to sign proper midfielders and stop putting makeshifts in important positions!

elampiro: Rooney has excelled against all EUropean greats in UCL. Tell me what Kagawa has ever done in champions league big clash in knock out stages? The indomie comfort zone is against slow oppositions.
where was rooney against chelsea in 07/08? barca in 08/09? barca in 10/11? fergie would later reveal rooney cost us the game as he did not play to instruction throughout.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:02am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: Bundesliga and EPL are two different leagues. He also had his chance against Madrid and he failed just as he has done in all big club games outside Bundesliga fixtures.
who excelled against madrid? rooney? lolololol. no wonder he was considered not good enough to start in the 2nd leg. abegi, rooney is finished - fergie even commented on that in one of his post-match interviews last season.

kagawa scored 6 goals + 4 assists in 20 league appearances, only 10 of those appearances had him playing behind a centre-forward! that's a magnificent stats unless you have a hidden agenda!

yemmight: elampiro does not know anything here apart from talking about Rooney. Unfortunately, his assessment on Rooney is also awful.
in moyes shoes, i would sell rooney and sign benteke....then use the profit to bring in thiago/cesc and strootman. rooney should be used to generate transfer profit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:53am On Jun 20, 2013
elampiro: Every poor outing by our players goes back to Fergie.
who gets the accolades when the players do well? who should get criticised when the players are underutilized?

So what happened to him against Brazil? A fast paced power match?
so kagawa is meant to beat brazil singlehandedly on his own? shaking my head!

elampiro: Kagawa has no talent. His talent is only good for losers and possesional snail like play.
he's more talented than rooney.
rooney stopped being a football player in march 2010. the overrated piece of fatty acids should pack his bags and exit old trafford! fergie knew what he was doing naming moyes as his successor. moyes and rooney have a bit of history. grin cheesy

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