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[quote author=baby_123]Sperm already created by your body? This is like me claiming credit for producing spit. When you can stand the pain of a tear from your an*us to your scrotum, and all associated discomforts of pregnancy, come back and talk about strength. [/quote]it's no way near producing spit. all humans can produce spit but females can't produce sêmen. the discomfort of pregnancy is made obvious because women are the weaker sex. it can't be worse than a man suffering from blue bälls after getting a sumptuous lap-dance. we are men, we are not meant to moan.

[quote author=baby_123]To you humping, moaning and spraying sp*erm in delight equals strength. Why don't you carry 7lbs for a few months and try to sh-ite it out? Maybe get a tear and they sew you up [/quote]do you think it's easy to produce semën? if it is, i would like to watch you produce it. humping, moaning and spraying is no child's play. give us our respect!!!

[quote author=baby_123]What? Can you handle such a mental and physical exercise? Abi the description was too graphic. Iwo ntie "pulls coogar's ear" [/quote]but it begs the question - how did the baby get there? do women just eat like chickens and reproduce?

[quote author=baby_123]Let me ask you a question. Who are you to tell people how they should react or fight for their rights when you have no idea what it is to be a woman? You probably have no idea what it means to be discriminated against because you had no influence of the circumstances of your birth, age, race or gender? Drop your misconceptions and high handed advice. Employ women and encourage them. The seeds you sow today, your daughters will reap tomorrow. Women are no weaker than men, when you can push out a 7lb baby from a hole the size of a keyhole, come back and talk about strength. About our struggles and how we go about it, leave that to us women. We will go with what works, if in your mind that equals losing our femininity then so be it. Until you know what it is to be a woman, and the struggles then I suggest you save the uncalled for conclusions. Stop looking at women as a weaker vessel or sex object, maybe then, you will be able to see above and beyond your bias. Yes, this write-up is biased.[/quote]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbehlv2FnL1qly8bxo1_400.gif

addicted268: I think that this is a very fair judgement because the last paragraph says that he has an option of spending 3months in prison and pay 10,000.that's a far better deal than 2years.so,yeah its fair.

he's a student - he shouldn't have gotten a custodial sentence. what's the essence of locking him up n making him lose his studentship?

shymexx: I have always been a fan of Gina.

Gina is funny, unlike the other clowns running around with redundant African accent jokes.

"i went to africa to search for my roots, but i realised my roots is in hackney".

Fussbot: did he sack dem?no
They just can't work under him..wld u if u were rene?

His staffs have xperience too..and even if dey don't,rene and co 2 didn't bring it 4rm heaven they started working somewhere so it's just a matter of time 4 dem 2 have..(And yes!a club as big as man utd wil have 2 wait 4 dem 2 have..lol)dey have xprience rili...am only against phil neville

eric steele and rene meulesteen are gems - moyes must be very silly to let those guys go. de gea's improvement has been credited to steele. fergie leaves the training schedule to rene 4 times a week........moyes wants to replace him with phil neville who cannot even speak any other language than english. rene helped foreign players bed in quickly, he was well liked. anyone who watches MUTV on a daily basis would know rene is priceless, so is steele!

dayokanu: Liverpool is in the doldrums currently and cant even qualify for Europe, Bayern is the European champion currently playing 3 of the last 4 finals

Apples and Oranges

this is a retardëd logic.....
liverpool have 8 european trophies, bayern have 7. you told us with your mouth that teams from different leagues should be assessed by their european achievements...liverpool still won the big ears as at 2005 and played another final in 2007.
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david moyes is a loonie....
eric steele and rene meulesteen gone? that's some wealth of experience money cannot buy being flushed down the toilet. moyes has started failing even before the season kicked off!

dayokanu: The earlier world cup never had 5 participants from Asia, So they should be wished away. Some world cups didnt have countries from Africa, Should we also claim those world cus were irrelevant

and since asia started participating, what have they won? we are destroying the credibility of the old champions league format that there were plenty of shyte teams then and you are equating that to the absence of shyte teams in the old world cup format!

We can also say in Earlier world cups were 8 Countries participated it was easier to win vs 32 countries tournament we have now Italy won a World cup having to play 4 games vs Spain who had to play 7 games in 2010.
Should those world cups be equal?

you are painting contrasting situations here. quality teams played in the old world cup in contrast to the avalanche of shyte teams you have there these days....that's the direct opposite of what's happened to the champions league!

The format of the world cup has changed. Earlier competition used to be knockouts, Earlier qualification used to be based on invitations. Its extremely moronnic for anyone to claim the world cup of 1938 is the same as the One of 2010 in format

quality teams played in 1938, shyte teams played in the champions league pre-93. apples and oranges!!!

in 1974 only one country qualified from Africa, In 2010 5 countries qualified. Only an autistic savant would equate them

stüpid argument again.....
we have shown examples of teams that wouldn't have been in the old champions league format but have gone on to win the competition in the new format.

since africa/asia started producing 5 representatives each, how many times have they won the world cup? if africa/asia played in the 30s, they still wouldn't have won the world cup....the new format of the world cup has reduced it's quality, the new champions league format improved it's quality....apples and oranges!

albridge: When a mans trust in his wife is betrayed by her having affairs with other men and he caught her red handed with a man on top of her should he still stay married to her or divorce her? Is there a place for christian forgiveness in such a case?

there's no forgiveness in infidelity!
no, i will not forgive her and kicking her to the curb is the sanest decision one can make. it's better to be single then to be married and constantly thinking another man is boning one's wife!

StarBoard: Liverpool not winning the league doesn't have a direct co-relation to how strong a league is.
They simply haven't been good enough all these years.

it then begs the question - why aren't they good enough all of a sudden? didnt this same liverpool side win the champions league in 2005 or are we on the same page here?

The Celtic analogy, my friend is not a very good one to use, because Celtic haven't won anything in Europe in like forever. Domestic titles don't cannot be enough to flaunt your pedigree. Europe will still remain the benchmark for who is who.

it then means liverpool are better than bayern - period!!!!
you are discrediting celtic because they have not won in europe like forever and it was with the same mouth you were challenging debosky for discrediting bayern's achievements when there was no substitutions in the game of football. your ability to speak from the either side of the mouth is exemplary!!!!

And for real we cannot say whether or not Bayern would achieve anything in the Premiership simply because it hasn't, cannot and will not happen. Again it's tough to compare leagues given that Bayern won theirs with a 25 point margin yet their two top sides were finalists in Europe's premier competition. Which I can conversely view and conclude that the other leagues might as well be substandard if Dortmund were finalists this season.

i did not start the argument, dayo did!
only a lunatic would compare the competitiveness in the premier league to the dross in bundesliga. anyhow you want to punt it, english clubs are better german clubs. if it's about number of league titles, celtic and porto are better than bayern. if it's about european titles, liverpool and milan are better than bayern. if it's about overall trophies won, united are better than bayern.....

so which is which?

StarBoard: And Man United shouldn't have participated in 1999 as well. It goes both ways, hombre.

exactly my point......

which is why we should not compare the old format with the new format! bayern were guaranteed appearance every season pre-93 because it's easy for them to be champions of germany with every other bundesliga team being shyte----it's not the same in england where united have teams like forest, villa and liverpool competing.

dayokanu: By 2030 pundits of that time too should say the trophies won circa 2000 shouldn't count because it was 30yrs ago

another daft submission.
we are not discrediting the trophies you won based on how long ago - we are questioning the format used to choose the participants of the old champions league. why aren't we discrediting the league titles won by united in the 60s? cos nothing has changed league-wise!

if the current trend continues till year 5,030 then no one would put the achievements of any club down. you have to win your league to play the champions league pre-93. it then means celtic have a better chance of playing it every season than arsenal/chelsea. in that wise, bayern's first 3 champions league titles are worthless!

dayokanu: So when discussing world cup when should we make the cut off. Going by your analysis Italy would be at par with Brazil.

the world cup is a different competition altogether. it was never set up in a way that only continent champions can
participate. don't mix apples and oranges. if we go by the old CL title, bayern shouldn't even have participated cos they were not the champions of germany in 2012.

We can say players like Pele Cryuff Beckenbauer George Best never existed because they played over 30yrs ago

more apple and oranges analogy.....answer my question, since we are measuring trophies on the continent, are liverpool better than bayern?

Screwface: Ok. Can this Bayernsliga striiiper take some chill pill and leave this thread already?? Like, hello?! It says "Manchester United FAN thread" Too hard to decipher?

Champions of Europe, duely acknowledged and highly deserved, but am thinking you lot should have a thread where you gloat over this achievement. Why bore us with this unneccessary arguments, bikonu?

For Hitler's sake, get off this thread joor! You bore the devil outa me!

don't chase him away - he's getting bodybagged as usual! nor be today i don dey destroy dayokanu.....he's like a cat though, you kill him now and he would resurrect for another ašswhooping next week!!!

Fussbot: Dayo please answer coogar na

dem born am well?
these negroes would just concoct rubbish from the corners of their room and come to my section to air their acute stupidity! the premier league is more competitive, we play more competitions and man utd have more trophies than bayern munich - that's the fact!

debosky: This might be a personal opinion, but I hold the CL trophies won over 30 years ago in lower regard to those won more recently. Anything before 1980 should be classed differently for historical reasons IMO. It is far more difficult to win CL trophies in quick succession in the modern era than it has ever been.

In the modern era, Bayern and United have only won the CL twice - on that measure they are at par at best.

debosky, may your days be long!!!
hell, i pray you live longer than methuselah with this insight. how can anyone compare the yeye CL titles bayern won in the 70s to the modern era?

dayokanu: It's obvious to any two year old that teams In the same league are measured by the league titles and teams in different league by the continental trophies

but it was you that stüpidly counted bayern's 23 league titles against united's 20 or is someone suffering from amnesia?

let's look at the latest twist in your debate - teams from different leagues should be measured by continental trophies. in other words, liverpool are better than bayern?

christ, dayokanu's IQ in volts cannot power a torch!

dayokanu: We are saying who is the better club, You keep winning the argument and Class while we keep winning the trophies

Its a win-win for both. You win your seasonal targets which are class NYSE and arguments and we win Trophies

Everyone wins something

answer the question i asked you - i hate doing this to you in broad daylight - i feel so bad, this is like putting my own dog to sleep. question....are bayern better than ac milan?

Emperoh: Dayo, i don't expect you to give in this way. . . . .come on!!

he's a dead man walking.....
put any nigga in the boxing ring with me and i am eating him alive. his claim that bayern would have won 40 EPL titles because they have won 5 CL titles makes no sense.

liverpool have also won 5 CL titles and they have only won 18 EPL titles.....milan have only won 18 league titles but they have 7 CL titles. ask dayo if they are better than milan and you will not get a straight answer from the faggöt!

dayokanu: Keep telling that to yourself.
I am sure to you Swansea is better than Madrid sef
Show us your 5 CL trophies and we can have a discussion

hahahaha, here come the ebonics.....

dayo, i am better at arguing than you do - see how i used liverpool's 5 CL titles to destroy your argument. biko, quit your retardëd logic, i would go 3 steps further to put a nail in your coffin......

ac milan have 7 CL titles and they have only won their league 18 times. are bayern better than milan? christ, i am such a genius when i am in the zone. i have just put dayo in a box - you can start callling him dayo achebe!

dayokanu: Stop lying
Liverpool never won the Cup Winners Cup

united never won uefa cup, chelsea must be better than united. liverpool have won 5 CL titles and they are not even better than arsenal!

dayokanu: Are you prepared for the retardded retort he would give you? Maybe the weak league was why Bayern won 5 CL titles and have played 10 finals

your league is weak, accept it. the 2nd most successful team in germany have 9 league titles. arsenal have 13!!

Let him remove Worthnothing, Community Shields and Milk Cups and see what he has

we should remove bayern's league titles then as the english carling cup is older than the german league.

StarBoard: Because community shields are one-offs and not actually competitions in every sense of the word.
I can't support Bayern because they win trophies. But I have to admit when someone is better.
Besides, I wouldn't want to go into the League thing. Europe is where I think you measure up.
Bayern have won all European trophies on show past and present. United haven't. Simples.

liverpool have won all european trophies on show and they have not won their league in 24 years. that's how difficult the english league is......

dayokanu: When Liverpool was dominant in the league they won 4 CL titles When Man Utd became dominant they won 2

another idiotic point - the CL titles united won have more value than the ones liverpool/bayern won pre-93. playing the champions of cyprus, azeirbajan and san marino is no competition.

If Bayern was in the EPL, They would have dominated all through and would make the league a one team league.
Bayern 7 European titles, Man Utd 4 European titles.
That says it all

liverpool have 8 european titles and no one would rank them above united.

dayokanu: If Bayern had been in the EPL for 150yrs, they would have won the league 40 times at least.
Which is evident by how dominant they are in Europe

how dominant are they in europe? liverpool that have won 5 champions league, how many league titles have they won in england? you are such a fool!

When Celtic won 44 titles, How many did they win in Europe which is the leveller?

refer back to liverpool......they won their 5th champions league 8 years ago.

The continent is the leveller and Bayern leads with 7 trophies to Man Utds 4
If Bayern comes to the EPL it would also become a 1 team league

like i said, refer back to liverpool.....8 trophies on the continent and 18 league titles to show for it in comparison to man utd's 20. by your idiotic logic, liverpool should have won the english league 50 times.

StarBoard: Take away the Community/Charity shields and let's see how many trophies we got.

why should we take away the community shields when you have to win a league title/FA cup to even play in the competition? you are comparing a one-man league to a super-competitive league like the english league? you should start supporting bayern too or better still, we should take out supercup/intercontinental cup victories cos they are meaningless.

celtic have won the scottish league 44 times, won their FA cup 36 times - they must be better than bayern and barcelona. let's assume for a second that bayern are in the premier league, would they have won the league 23 times? how can anyone compare a league where the best team has won it 20 times in 150 seasons to the one that the best team had won it 23 times in 50 seasons?

StarBoard: One mumu noted for copy-and-pasting who wants to be heard by all means.
@Mancs (minus that tapeworm called elampiro)
Truth is, on a trophy level, Bayern are ahead of us.
Let's not argue over the facts.
They've won more than us.
We haven't done enough in Europe for a club of our stature. It's that simple.

All these arguments about class and being the biggest sporting brand do not hold water like a sieve.

how have they won more than us? let's lay down the trophies each club has won pound for pound. the 3 CL trophies they won in the 70s are a joke as far as i am concerned. i have posted the "official" trophies both clubs have won and united is way ahead of bayern. it's not even funny!

in case you missed it, here it is...

[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1122346_clubs_jpgb91c64bf151d01cf3464dd158837ebcd[/img]

Babymumsy: Oh please!if u don't av anythn nice to say,use ur lips to cova ur teeth and ur hand to hold it!ds person has stolen in stricto senso and d law is dere to guide us.enuff incriminating evidence,so wots ur point?

you are a consummate rëtard......
there's a difference between a petty thief and a robber and an armed robber. this dude is a petty thief, he never intended to confront his victims or harm them whatsoever, he was probably hungry and he was looking for the fast buck to feed himself.

what's the essence of sending him to jail when he could have been more useful to the society by making him work - he would go to prison and get more hardened. 2 years of his life have been taken away which means he would be a school drop-out. you are too foolish to see this is judgement is very idiotic.....

2 years imprisonment for stealing ordinary blackberry - who are these idiotic judges? he's just a hungry petty thief. how about giving him community service like sweeping the secretariat for 1000 hours without payment? i have lost faith in our judiciary - it's being managed by silverback apes!

elampiro: Despite you lifted it, EUFA immediately showed you by ranking that your league is still inferior.

This is another reason you are here on an EPL thread. Because you will have nothing to discuss in your classless league should you go to your forum.

dayo came to the wrong thread to brag....he should have restricted to the chelsea/arsenal thread. man utd/liverpool have won more trophies than any german club.

dayokanu: Bayern 5 Trophies, Man Utd 3 trophies.
At the earliest it would take you two yrs to catch up. Keep trying

champions league era
man utd 2-2 bayern munich.

Wembley, Home of English football. 2 Germans put up a display while the English fans were restricted to being spectators because they are not good enough.

wembley is not home to any english football club.....allianz arena is the home of bayern and chelsea murdered the home team on their home soil. that's the biggest disgrace ever - hitler would have put all the german players against the wall and shoot them dead.

Fussbot: o'l boy which kind clubs be dis?

those are the teams bayern were playing in the 70s to claim the champions league. it's a disgrace that united that had to beat barcelona, lyon, chelsea, roma, etc to win theirs have the same weight with bayern beating the champions of cyprus, azeirbajan, finland, denmark, etc

dayokanu: In 1974 finals bayern beat the Champion of Spain,
In 1975 finals Bayern beat the Champion of England
In 1976 finals Bayern beat the Champion of France

74,
atdiverberg, dynamo dresden, cska sofia, ujpesti dosza, athletico madrid

75,
magdeburg, ararat yerevan, st etienne, leeds

76,
jeunesse esche, malmo, benfica, madrid, st etienne.

1976 was the only year you can say bayern won the competition with tough opponents. 74 and 75 is like man utd competing in a togolese league system.

dayokanu: And the 2 EPL clubs played their final in Germany?

What could be more in your face than Germany 2 Clubs having a final in Wembley o the 150th anniversary of the FA, I am sure the English would have wished to push away the celebration.

Forever it would be remembered that on the 150 anniversary of English football at Wembley Bayern lifted the big ears

the team that finished 6th in england desecrated the allianz arena by spraying the blood of german players on the pitch. on saturday, one german team killed the other - whose business is that? it was played in wembley, wembley is not the home of any english football club.....allianz arena is the home of bayern munich - what a shame!!!!

elampiro: Two EPLs teams had met in finals before. That is no so normal.

an english club won it on a german soil 12 months ago, beating a german team. what could be more shameful? a home team losing to an english side in germany. obviously, dayo has no memory.

dayokanu: Bayern 5 children, Man Utd 3 children, Who is the more fertile and productive woman?

you have to be absent-minded to count the ones bayern won in the 70s. that wasn't a competition then. playing the champions of cyprus, greece, san marino, etc. besides, you have to win your league to play in europe then - united face a tougher test winning it's league while bayern just need to stroll into the season and win unchallenged.

Since 1963 Bayern has won 5 CL titles, Man Utd has won 3.
Or do you want us to go back to the time of Moses and Pharaoh?

you are a tool - your sample cutting was to reinforce the point which league was more competitive, now you have changed mouths to who's won more in europe? the competition was rubbish in the 60s - you won it back to back for 3 consecutive seasons - why hasn't no team repeat that feat in the modern era?

bundesliga is a one man club.......in terms of competition, the portugese league and the scottish league have more credibility. 23 titles to 9 titles? bloody hell! aki/paw-paw can manage bayern munich and win titles with them. the most useless league in the world!

dayokanu: EPL is more competitive at the time Kaka was best player in the world not in 2013 when the Bundesliga rubbed your face in the mud

the premier league shytes on bundesliga - a swallow does not make a summer, this is why the club ranking cuts to 5 seasons. in the last 5 seasons, premier league sits atop bundesliga. the germans had a good outing this year like seria A did in 2003, like premier league did in 2008.

dayokanu: In Premier league era i.e Since 1992

21 League titles Man Utd won 13

In the same time frame 21 Bundesliga Bayern has won 11

Now tell us which giants are fighting for EPL when Man Utd has won over 60% of the titles

In the Premier league era

5 different teams have won the EPL

6 different teams have won the Bundesliga

this is a moronic way of looking at things - cutting from 92 tells me you have a hole in your brain. you want to use 21 football seasons to analyse the strength of a league that has 125 football seasons? the sample size is too small. why stop at 92, why not stop at 63 when bundesliga was formed? you are a fraud!!

dayokanu: Keep your Carling cup High

Let Bayern celebrate being Champions of Europe

Bayern- CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

Man Utd - Milk Champions or is it Worthnothing Champions.

Very appropriate tags

i can understand your joy n euphoria - this is the equivalent of a barren woman that delivered a baby boy after 13 years of failure. leap for joy, dayokanu.

dayokanu: Tell us the equivalent of the Milk Cup or Worthnothing cup in other leagues

League is league, FA Cup=Kings Cup, = DFB Pokal = Coppa Italia etc

Whats Carling or Worthnothing cup? Sensible leagues dont waste their time with senseless cups

Its only a consolation for losers who cant win the league Champions league or FA Cup.

Losers Like Man Utd fans who throw parties for Milk Cup

it's up to your useless leagues to find the equivalent - football started in england, all these equivalents you are talking about were copied from england. so write an angry letter to bundesliga chairman to introduce the league cup. united play in it to win it and they won it 4 times. fact remains this competition existed before the bundesliga - comparing it to emirates cup or the amsterdam tournament or the audi cup tells me you lack cognitive reasoning!