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ileobatojo: Okay, sorry there are plenty of safety concerns. As you can see from that picture that the nuvaring has sharp claws set to deploy once the 'tool' comes in contact with it. In fact, it only releases the claws only whatever gets caught in between is completely mangled.

Will you allow OP's thread to proceed in peace now?

ileobatojo: *facepalm*

There's no safety concerns jor and nuvaring does not affect your thorough enjoyment. Stop derailing the thread with your wild tales.

occam: Seconded. If na Noble prize winner born in England, him papa village king will declare seven days of festivities, GEJ will claim it a result of his transformation agenda, Punch, Guardian etc will be full of congratulation

MRbrownJAY: @OP
women like you will die in silence because you are not doing what you need to do. here is a simple tool to help you regain some bedroom spark from that lazy husband of yours. tell him these exact following words that would punch him in his selfish ego:"listen honey, i want you to fukc my brains out, make me weep from pleasure, make me cuum till i lose my breathe.... so tell me exactly what you want me to do so that i can get you started because it has been a long time since you have given me any pleasure and this has to stop. i have needs/desires and as my husband you need to fulfill eacha nd every one of them. i have no desire to cheat or have another man do YOUR job, but i damn well sure wont die a miserable woman in the bedroom.....so come over and murder my pus.sy, RIGHT NOW!"

if after repeating these words for a few weeks he doesnt change his act, then simply tell him the truth that you will go and get yourself a young lover who will do all the stuff he is not man enough to do X3.....and do just that!

as much as his business is very important, the happiness and fulfillment of his wife is even more important, and he has to find the power, resources (or what not) to do you just like you need to be done. btw, next time you guys have sex, why dont you just tell him exactly how you want him to mount you and murder your cootie cat?! VOICE YOUR CONCERN; TELL HIM WHAT TO DO: faster, slower, lick me there, caress me there, softer, harder, dont cuum yet, smack my aaaass, pull my hair, treat me like a sl.ut etc (whatever rocks your boat!)

good luck!

ileobatojo: Here comes baba biology again o! It has nothing to do with reach, it's very flexible and just keeps out of the way.

Did you say a no no for you? So you're the one that will dictate to madam which birth control works best for her? All because of unfounded kpekusing concerns? Mtschieew!

ileobatojo: Easy peasy! Does not interfere with the act at all.

biolabee: This is a ho.rny pro...

Tonia Lee: @coogar, are you serious about the sheagra? Very much interested. For now, a change of environment can do wonders for me.I don't mind the place even if n.a. village...but he cannot afford to leave his work for one Saturday.his words, work now, enjoy later...I need to start d enjoyment now no be with grey hair.now that I still bubbling like me enjoy those things.

Tonia Lee: @coogar, I love things like that but problem is, if I try that one, then I should be ready for everyday work.someone, said something about buying tickets for the vacation, I fear he might turn it down and waste my effort and money.he sometimes gets angry with me for buying him expensive things.for my own money oh.......

Don Lala: I recently stumbled on a chat message in my wife's Facebook. She's planning on going to dubai for 2 weeks to meet her ex who is flying in to meet her from London. I need advice on whether to confront her wit these facts or to pretend as if I know nothing and watch how things will play out. Please advice. We already have three kids. I'm confused. And she is born again. Pls advice.

ileobatojo: Nuvaring. Insert vaginally and remove after 3 weeks (or 4, depending on whether you want to have a period or not). Basically, you only deal with it once a month, it works like the pill. You can stop anytime and get pregnant.

horny4u: Warn yourself Coogar....lol

Royal Roy: STOP CALLING HIM A NIGERIAN PLEASE...........WTF

horny4u: Take those 3 sex killers cuties to grandma place next weekend and use satin bedsheet + red light (get d idea) to turn your bed room to ayilara zone 1 then play tie or handcuff that nigga to the bed post then apply mouth and rapeeee the nonsense out of him jare ...looool ...you know you want to....bad gal.

After it all, tell him to promise that one weekend a month he will be boyfriend/GF,sugradaddy/sugarbaby,teacher/studentrather than being husband all the time. As for 3some ...hahaha...do you wanna remove the roof on those 3 cuties heads...we will not see fire in the well....abeg banish that 3some jare except you want to introduce fleshlighhtt things.wink

Running businesses of my own I can confess to you tht it is a big thing to do and in his mind now he is doing it all for your and the cuties. Men foolishly seperate things into small and big things and then apply themselves to the big things nd neglect the small things yet as a woman too it is obvious the small things like whispering palms matters.

Give thanks for your marriage and visualise your marriage as the ideal marriage and so must it be.

Ruq: Lie nigga, stop effin with her

alutacontinua: BE NICE!

sexymoma: Ah Jehovah, so what would a virgin at 27 go for **V1rg1nal Termination** Surgery ko operation ni, nothing wey we no go see on NL

Firstimer: Dnt wan2 b raw here. But hubby always fondles my clitt til i cum b4 he starts d thrusting. We wer hopin dat wud mak it expand a lil but 4wrr?

Firstimer: wat do u min. Am 24

Firstimer: I hop i'l get a solution in dis section.
Got maried as a virgin las mth. Bin tryin sex wit my hubby 2 no avail. Its so painful wen he tries 2 thrust.
I cry evrytym n it makes him stop. I see lil stains if blood hopin dat my hymen is broken (4were?).
My hubby is very patient wit me but i no it frustrates him. He refused dat i see a doc. Dat notin is wrong wit me.
Pls nlanders, does it min my vagina is too small/tight or my hymen is too thick.
Rite now am rlly hungry 4him.
Wat do i do?
Pls ladies share ur exp if u wer once in my shoes n how u dealt wit it

SugaryBelle: All my life things have never happend the way i wish or plan it,i dont get things at the right time or when others are getting it,mine always comes last and at times it dosnt come at all.No matter how i plan or organise something it will always happen the opposite way,even when i leave others to do it for me as long as it concerns me,it will never happen as planed in all aspects of life. I av seek for counsel from people yet nothing changes,this is affecting me spiritualy and psychologicaly,i have often heard that some people are naturaly born unlucky,pls friends how true is this? i need advice cos dis is driving me crazy.

byvan: 40plus?you need medicated glasses.

byvan: What's wrong with my campaign??

byvan: Coogar,what exactly should God forbid?