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Family › Re: Victims Of "You Must Get Pregnant For Me Or No Marriage" by coogar: 9:02pm On Jun 01, 2013
jmoore: 1- The lady got pregnant for the man. After six months the man died in a car accident, she was left devastated.

2-The lady got pregnant for the man. They got married but the woman had a miscarriage after the wedding. She never got pregnant again and the man left her and married another woman after 6 years of marriage.

3-The lady got pregnant for him. After five months the man told her the marriage will no longer take place. Reason? There is another woman pregnant for him and that is the one his mother wants to be his wife


Ladies beware of “you must get pregnant or no marriage” men. A man that loves you will never give you such a condition. A man that truly loves you will stand by you whether you get pregnant after marriage or not.

In most cases these guys have been sleeping around with many girls but they will not propose to them. How foolish it is for them to see a good girl and issue such a condition.
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Politics › Re: Boko-Haram gave Me N5000 To Burn Schools - Teenager by coogar: 2:33pm On Jun 01, 2013
this would please the united nations and the international community!
Family › Re: Can First Time Sex Be Dis Painful? Or Too Tight Vagina by coogar: 12:20am On Jun 01, 2013
banega: don't listen to this jerk..
you are a consummate rëtard!
Family › Re: Things Every African Immigrant Can Relate To by coogar: 10:18pm On May 31, 2013
this is mad hilarious.....
Family › Re: Please Advice! How To Guide A Child That Shows Early Sign Of Homosexuality. by coogar: 10:00pm On May 31, 2013
bebe2: sorry dnt beleive d story.
5yr old blowing another child, mbah i no gree!!!! angry
there's no iota of truth in that bit!
no 5-year-old would do such, that's just exaggeration of the highest order!
Family › Re: Married Couples Who Are Never Intimate But Insist They're Happy by coogar: 6:45pm On May 31, 2013
this is a very silly & misleading article....

in the first case, the couple aren't having sex because charlotte doesn't enjoy it and won't have him near her, so he is frustrated but has to accept the situation or walk outta the marriage.

tracey wants sex but she has to accept that julian's not interested in her. then again, rhae's upset and frustrated because keith's pulled the plug. so there has been not a single case here of living happily without sex in the marriage.
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:54pm On May 30, 2013
adaobi123: Same here, he was so old and helpless cry
Also, that man who causally entered that woman's car.
pathetic!
Foreign Affairs › Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 9:41pm On May 30, 2013
adaobi123: is anyone watching crimewatch ? undecided
i can't believe anyone would stab such an old man? i hate random killings. the man is 82 years old!!!
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 8:55pm On May 30, 2013
9jadelta: yeah, everywhere is easy to say. How many of them make the news? I can dig out more than 20 straight paedophile cases on this my crappy phone withing 10mins only that happened nigeria
for your education, read this....
http://www.frc.org/get.cfm?i=IS02E3

don't bother thanking me, i am dashing you the free education for humanity. read the numbers and see the connection between homosêxuality and pedöphilia!
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 8:44pm On May 30, 2013
9jadelta: how nany gay paedophile have you seen?
there are millions of them everywhere.....
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 8:42pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]meanwhile, some were in South Africa. .

https://www.timeslive.co.za/incoming/2013/04/15/0000187816.jpg/ALTERNATES/crop_630x400/0000187816.jpg[/quote]is that charly boy in the middle?
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 8:36pm On May 30, 2013
9jadelta: so which one do you prefer? A gay that touch another man's prick in his private bathroom without anyone knowing or a 42 years old man that rapes your 5yrs old girl?
a man that räpes the 5-year-old girl can still be gay.
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 8:24pm On May 30, 2013
5alive: Who are u? And why July?
i am the giver & taker of your life.....
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 7:50pm On May 30, 2013
freecocoa: Its a waste of time replying you hediots, who think anyone who doesn't support killing of gays is gay. Brainless cows.
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HNosegbe: Well at least I have a "brain capacity".
yes, your negative integer IQ is a capacity!
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 7:25pm On May 30, 2013
barcanista: @cooger, that sicko isn't a billionaire but a nitwit. He's sick and he's lucky that this is a faceless forum, i should have dealt with him brutally.
billyonaire suffered a severe concussion as a child so his brains are rattled. he fell from a 6-storey building at age 8.
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 7:19pm On May 30, 2013
freecocoa: Oh really? Just how can you equate robbing people to people doing something harmless to themselves?I could even care less about gays, the most annoying thing here to me is the 10 years for friends of gays? How do you explain that?
HIV spread wouldn't have been out of control without faggöts in the equation. everything about homosêxuality is harmful to the society and the coming generations. we are africans, homoerotica is a white man's disease.

HNosegbe: You're not making sense. Try again later.
you have the brain capacity of a pubic louse!!!
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 6:56pm On May 30, 2013
Billyonaire: It is NOT Government's business what people do with their sex organs and in their sex life. I used to be against same sex but not any more. I will be an hypocrite if I say I dont enjoy watching les/b/ians and participating in 3-some sessions. It helps calm my nerves and my BP has been very stable due to these leisurely antidote sessions. The Government has to excuse my preference of 3-some with pretty bi-se/x/ual angels. As for boys doing it, I am totally disgusted by the thought, but who am I to voice my conviction against their intimate decision. The Government has no business with what people do in their bedrooms.
because you have sick cravings of 3 women having a go does not put every other man in your echelon. homoacts are repulsive to some of us and nigerian FG recognises that!

The House of Representative members are overtaking the job of the Houses of Worship while neglecting their Primary Assignment, I rest my case.
let them - the houses of worship do not have the power to convict anyone, the government can. i pray they go further that whoever has such ungodly images or videos on their phones in public should be jailed. billyonaire, scumbags like you have no place in the nigerian society - move to a californian female prison and go get your feel of 2 fat dykes slurping each other's labïa!
Family › Re: Married Folks What Kind Of Contraceptive Do You Use? by coogar: 6:45pm On May 30, 2013
dayokanu: OP,
Try IUD

and remove whenever you want to have another baby and its not hormonal
the sight of the string dangling out of the poontang can be nauseating! it has the semblance of an anorexic ascaris worm.
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 6:43pm On May 30, 2013
freecocoa: I don't even understand these people o, are they saying if I have a gay friend, then 10 years in prison is my punishment? They are just crazy.

Is being gay worse than stealing and killing people which they the useless lawmakers do on daily basis? Misplaced priorities.
being gay is inhumane!
i'd rather a pen-robber than a faggöt! faggöts helped spread HIV and other horrible terminal diseases. history also told us the most dangerous serial killers in the world are all gays. i can bet 90% of my july salary that nearly all the boko haram members are faggöts!
Politics › Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by coogar: 6:38pm On May 30, 2013
i love my country!
may the lord bless each and everyone of the legislators. we don't condone sëxual deviance in our country.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Michael Adebowale's High School Picture by coogar: 6:35pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]its clearly made by all these gangster influence and cool-boy influence from the americas.[/quote]stop displaying your ignorance on a public forum.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Michael Adebowale's High School Picture by coogar: 6:33pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]please dont make excuses. we both know what was the real reason. all this hip gangsterz shytz. did you check out the woolwitch video? angry[/quote]what about the woolwich video?
Family › Re: Married Folks What Kind Of Contraceptive Do You Use? by coogar: 6:32pm On May 30, 2013
ileobatojo: Yes! Circumcision tools and nuvaring..... mirror images of each other.... See evidence below.
a nail and a knife do not have mirror images of each other but both can draw blood. ileoba, you are a witchdoctor, shouldn't you be prescribing herbs and tree-barks or concoction as contraceptives? when did you become so refined? tongue
Foreign Affairs › Re: Michael Adebowale's High School Picture by coogar: 6:28pm On May 30, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]no not everyone who comes out of prison becomes like that. this fellow clearly thought he is like one of those cool hip akata gangsters who just walked out of prison. he was brainwashed by akata stuffs.[/quote]i never said everyone that comes out of prison gets radicalised but the chances are higher in there than outside the prison walls. prison is boredom, so much idle time on the hands of a damaged mind can only lead to radicalisation.
Family › Re: Should I Let Him? Pls Advice by coogar: 6:23pm On May 30, 2013
ileobatojo: shocked shocked shocked grin
don't you dare say anything! grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Michael Adebowale's High School Picture by coogar: 6:20pm On May 30, 2013
JaaizTech: IF ONLY PEOPLE WILL TAKE TIME TO LISTEN OR READ ADEBOWALE MICHAEL'S REASONS FOR DOING WHAT HE DID; THEN YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE ABLE UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON IN HIS MIND. HE DID HIS BEST TO JUSTIFY HIS ACTIONS AND PERHAPS HIS REASONS SHOULD ACTUALLY BE THE SUBJECT OF DISCUSSION. I DISAGREE WITH HIS RATIONALE AND BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO ADDRESS THE OPPRESSION AND VICTIMIZATION BEING WITNESSED BY MUSLIMS. IT IS VERY CONVENIENT FOR NON-MUSLIMS ESPECIALLY IN NIGERIA TO EXPLOIT THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SLANDER ISLAM AGAIN. THE QUESTION WHAT DROVE MICHAEL TOWARDS THE PATHhuh STILL BEGS FOR ANSWERS, I BELIEVE THE ANSWERS LIE IN HIS SELF-PROFESSED JUSTIFICATIONS.
whatever his idealism could have been, he has no rights taking the life of another man. if he feels strongly about the prosecution of muslims by the world powers then he should go to iraq, get a gun and shoot at soldiers.

what he did was cowardly - there was a military base near the incident. why didn't he go there and take on the soldiers there? michael is a lunatic - i hope he dies a violent and painful death sometime in the near future. he's a disgrace to every black man on the planet.
Family › Re: Should I Let Him? Pls Advice by coogar: 6:08pm On May 30, 2013
Tonia Lee: Atimes,the thought of never enjoying sex for the rest of my life scares me.oh how i remember the good old days.....I want it back...You know,he is angry cos i am not satisfying his sexual needs but he is never patient to listen.let me tell you how a typical day would go...wake,exercise,get the kids ready for school,hubby watching the early morning news-we all leave for work-he calls me during the day to know how i am doing(he is angry now,so no calls)-i get back from work-home wahala starts-hubby is out having a drink with friends-comes back by 9-10pm,showers,eat,and positions himself in front of the tv-while watching super sports -when we finally go to bed,he expects magic from me.
if he expects magic from you then turn to houdini. you are smart enough to know what he wants and yet you still deny him. you are the problem, not him!
Family › Re: Should I Let Him? Pls Advice by coogar: 5:28pm On May 30, 2013
chaircover: "How to knit" and "the sound of music" tongue
lord of mercy!!!
CC, i throway salute!!! you put the k in kinkyness.
Family › Re: Should I Let Him? Pls Advice by coogar: 5:23pm On May 30, 2013
MRbrownJAY: @Coogar
tell us the truth, if your woman told you the words i wrote above, wouldnt you do everything in your power to satisfy her? i know i would, as a weak performing man in the bedroom is the highest form of insult that a woman can throw at a man....and any man would obviously want to show that woman that he still has the "bull in him".
she might end up in an ICU
challenging my manhood never ends well - i won't dismount from her until her kidneys shift positions. grin

now, if the hubby says he doesnt care if the lady dies of se.xual starvation or not, then at least the lady will now know that the man has lost all desire for her (at least she would be settled on that issue once and for all).
i agree with you...110%

chaircover: I learnt a long time ago that as you make your bed you lie on it. . .basically as you make your marriage you enjoy it. invest in the marriage and you will enjoy it and The best teacher is learning by example.

Our very first proper vacation as a married couple, I booked it all myself with my own money. I arranged childcare, packed his clothes, a sexy negligee, packed chocolates & wine. I even took some DVD's with me, Picked him up from work (he left his car parked at work) and I drove us down for the weekend and we had fun and that is how it all started and now no quarter or at most half year goes by without us spending at least one weekend away without on our own. Even when we go on holiday in Nigeria we make sure that we do whispering palms/restaurants/shopping together . .NO Kids!

The thing is that you are going to have to make the effort and stick your neck out and invest in this. Dont believe that men have to do everything cos many dont even know what to do. Its when you show them, what to do and how its done, then they get the hang of it. The same man who bought me a exercise ball on valentines day those years back angry is the same man who this year arranged for a valentines hamper and valentines cake to be delivered to me in Nigeria whilst he was in back in the UK.

Id say baby steps so as not to scare him or overwhelm him. Make him enjoy the experience and he will want more and more of it, so leave the longer and further vacations out for now and Start from quality time within your city first. Arrange solid childcare, Offer to drive him to work one friday morning and take over the steering and straight down to whispering palms if you live in Lagos. Give him mindblowing sex & good company and Let him see what he is missing. Tease him and do all those silly things that you used to do while you were still dating.

As for gf, threeesome etc etc I beg you sister to sister please please please tell the devil to fcuuk off. the devil wants your marriage to come crashing down which is not your portion Amen.
CC, what sorta DVDs are we talking about here? pastor oyakhilome's crusades or TB Joshua's?
Family › Re: Should I Let Him? Pls Advice by coogar: 4:53pm On May 30, 2013
Tonia Lee: @Mrbrown jay, WHoa......what can I say......will send it to him right away.....but I need something to level up with him....remember, I have kinda lost it. I need sumtin diff.e.g. change of environment, change of everything....pls suggest sumtin for this weekend.Thanks
do it on a trampoline. grin

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