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Family › Re: Dear Members Of The Family Section. by coogar: 10:36pm On May 29, 2013
byvan: I humbly beseech thee to vote for this beautiful young lady, sleekch1c on the upcoming miss Nl ,starting 3rd of June 2013.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation . you can view her profile on https://www.nairaland.com/1288545/miss-nairaland-june-2013-contest/57#15954453.
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Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 10:17pm On May 29, 2013
ileobatojo: Ha! Balanced my butt!

Telling bogus, made up stories and stats? I guess you tell it like it is in your own alternate universe!!

Unrepentant sexist!
bogus made-up stories? you saw the article, the stats, the precise analysis. unlike you, i don't dwell in a parallel universe. ileoba, world's famous witchdoctor!!!
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 9:58pm On May 29, 2013
ileobatojo: My sexism? Mtschieew!

Pot calling kettle black! Don't make me start digging up the evidence here.
i have the most balanced view on this section......telling it as it is all the time unlike you......if the fellow that stole your ring was a male, the national guards would have heard about it. grin cheesy grin you are so sexist, you have never kept a male pet!
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 9:34pm On May 29, 2013
ileobatojo: She got lucky. I wasn't as strong a witchdoctor at the time!! tongue
interesting.....
so if someone did now, what would be the punishment? would your sexism come into play? female culprits to get a slap on the wrist and capital punishment for the male counterparts?
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 9:09pm On May 29, 2013
ileobatojo: Lol! My friends are welcome in my home if they need a place to stay briefly. I've had various types of friends (including male) stay when they needed a place to pass the night.
that's the spirit!

Per the security part though, I have had an acquaintance (who didn't pass the night) steal my engagement ring. So there is definitely some validity to baby123's comment.
stole your engagement ring? what was she thinking? didn't she know you are a witchdoctor? i am sure she ran mad 7 days later. grin
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:59pm On May 29, 2013
ileobatojo: Ah! What's a whole day without a pointless underhanded comment per your usual MO?
my honourable witchdoctor, would you send a friend to a motel cos you can't trust her around your vineyard? grin
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:54pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]How many of your best friends have you seen in the past 2years? Note, most of our best friends are childhood friends. Most friends we make as adults are acquaintances.[/quote]i only have one friend, i see him twice a week and i have known him since age 3. others are just acquaintances and none of them can ask to pass the night in my crib!!!!
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:38pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]A trusted friendhuh. Yea sure. You really do know human beings that well. And no, i have friends i havent seen in 10years that will hear i live somewhere and decide to crash with me. Besides, how many of your best friends are still best friendshuh How many times do you see themhuh[/quote]friends that haven't seen you in 10 years? hell no! anyone i have not seen in 2 years cannot even come that close.
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:28pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Well, the fact of the matter is, how many people can you trusthuh No one. So it is not about trust, some people will rather deal with others when it comes to family and their space with a respectable distance. I am one of them. Period.[/quote]but only a trusted friend would even suggest passing the night with you.
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:19pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Here we go again. The sexist arguments. When all else fails, you can count on coogar to pull out his winning card... grin grin grin cheesy[/quote]it's not a sexist argument, can't you see? i am letting you know you can't trust your friend around your partner or you can't trust your partner around your friend - and it shouldn't be so.......
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:12pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]When you live alone and are single, you are responsible for yourself alone. And even at that, i wont have liked extended stays. In case you missed my post, i also would not want strange men wandering around my home. It goes both ways.[/quote]no woman want strange men wandering around the house! man is technically different from men.....
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:08pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]What has having friends in your house for sleep over got to do with cheating? If both want to meet outside your home wont they? Oyinbo's refuse to do it, why? Because they understand that good fences make good neighbors. You cannot say what you did not see.[/quote]the only reason you wouldn't want a female friend around is because of your hubby. if you are single, it would be no issue having a fellow friend around. so it's more of a trust issue than a security issue!!!
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 8:01pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]I wonder when not being comfortable with strangers in my home now equaled not trusting my husband. I just dont like people in my home period. My friend is a stranger to my husband and so are his friends. There is no one size fits all, everyone will do what is best for them. Personally, i would rather not start something i dont like. cheesy. Besides, i wonder if oyinbo's do same out of trust? They will tell you straight up to make sure you get your own accommodation. No body likes to hear stories. Nigerian's as we know are normal mooches. So am i surprised? No. When you come a place, make sure you have accommodation.[/quote]and how has this method worked for the oyibos? they still cheat more than a beaver!!! i would personally be insulted if my spouse cannot trust me around any woman.
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 7:48pm On May 29, 2013
chaircover: As banks like to know their customers . . . . so should a woman know her husband.

If the husband is a dog who has no self control and is attracted to everything in skirt, then keep your friend away. . . but then again, seriously though, if he is the type that has no restraint and is going to sleep with your best friend, you shouldn't really stop her from coming cos he probably has already slept with all your other best friends, all the girls on your street and all the ladies in his office anyway and so another one wont really make much difference undecided

If he is not the type to cheat and he is a decent and morally upright man, then if i were the husband, I will feel very insulted that my wife cant trust me around her best friend.

So once again its back to "know your husband" . . .and act accordingly.
it then begs the question - if a man is this morally-bankrupt why would any woman marry him?
Family › Re: Married Women In The House Your Opinion Is Needed!!! by coogar: 6:50pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Lmao cheesy cheesy

All sorts of orisirisi.

SMDH![/quote]the thing tire me o......
life has sucked so bad now anything is possible. don't leave your kids with relatives or housemaids, don't leave your best friend with your husband, don't leave your wife with your buddies, don't leave the wife with the driver. all these insecurities would ruin the world if we are not careful!

even if the OP married a horn-dog, would he be sëxually attracted to every woman? you better put a leash on him too at the gas station before he unzips n grabs a female petrol attendant!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:39pm On May 29, 2013
dayokanu: French League is at par with Portuguese league and a little better than Cypriot.
in 2008, they were the 4th best league in europe, even better than bundesliga, you are chatting nonsense. we smacked lyon in 2008, not this year.

The world cup is also more difficult to win now that the times when countries play East indonesia
Italy played US, Spain, Austria and Czech to win the world cup
conveniently forgetting they beat france, germany and spain.....what's gone wrong with your memory?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:57pm On May 29, 2013
dayokanu: When man Utd won the Champions league in 1999, they were not even Champions of the English league
that's the beauty of the new format - the 5th best team in england is better than the best team in scotland...this is why i said its tedious to draw parallels between the world cup and the champions league - united mowed down everything that came their way in 99, including the nazis!

united won it unbeaten!

In 2008 When Man Utd when they did not play the Champion of any Major league in Europe
we beat lyon!
the french league is among the top 5 leagues in europe....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:45pm On May 29, 2013
dayokanu: Brazil won 3 of these trophies in the dark ages have you forgotten? When there was No single team from Africa and Asia, So why Call it a "World Cup"
those teams were there when brazil won it in 94 and 2002. asia/africa have actually diluted the quality of the competition. in 2002, germany was the only quality team brazil played on their way to victory...

china, turkey, costa rica, belgium, etc are the other teams. is this not embarrassing? in 1970, brazil beat england, uruguay, italy, etc to win it. as you can see, the quality of opposition then was better!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:34pm On May 29, 2013
dayokanu: @Debosky,
Based on your competitive era argument which is the better national team italy or Brazil

You mean the titles won by Pele, Cryuff, George best, beckenbauer are now irrelevant so how many years would it take for the titles won by Ronaldo and Zidane to be discarded?

Can we also say since England and Cyprus have both won nothing in this "new era" in national Team, they are at par?
brazil are the better team. they have won 5 world cups to italy's 4. then you look at their continental achievements and the brand. no comparison and you shouldn't even put the world cup next to the champions league in what we are trying to achieve.....

apples n oranges!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:42pm On May 29, 2013
nitlad: Forbes we know, Deloitte we know as well, dafuq is BrandFinance? undecided

To the garbage with their fraudulent methodology! angry
they even had stoke fc as the 41st most valuable team. stoke above benfica? lolololol, this is laughable. the tool that made the research in his explanation said that bayern thrashing barcelona 7-0 made their brand valuable - what a joke!!!!!

brandfinance ko, brandeconomics ni - fraudulent fools!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
[quote author=Mr_TA]On a different note, it turns out Bayern are now the most valuable brand in world football. lipsrsealed[/quote]this research is garbage - what criteria did this dodgy organisation use? man utd brand as at january was $3 billion. united at $800m? these tools must be crazy!!!

turns out united are twice the value of bayern and then more......bayern? old trafford alone cost more than bayern munich.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:53pm On May 29, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]I'm 100% sure this is complete BS about Fabregas.[/quote]moyes should hurry up and sign all his players in the next 2 weeks so we can take the newbies to preseason. why is he slow? he's replacing backroom when he should be in the market targeting midfielders......
Fashion › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by coogar: 12:14pm On May 29, 2013
Harbosede02: moderately tall
moderately tall? like 5ft 1inch or 4ft 11inches?
Fashion › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by coogar: 12:11pm On May 29, 2013
Policewoman: He looks malnourished.
Orikinla: He looks like one particular Danfo bus conductor at Mile 2. grin
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Fashion › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by coogar: 12:00pm On May 29, 2013
Harbosede02: Nt lukin bad,bt it wud av been beta if u r tall,i don't do short guys
how tall are you?
Fashion › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by coogar: 11:56am On May 29, 2013
Jsmyth: Who's the most handsome guy on nairaland?.....I guess that would be me...any objection?
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Family › Re: Should I Tell Him? by coogar: 11:35am On May 29, 2013
taryour: Seriously tell me you are joking
joking ke? i needed help, he made me know he was in a position to help but he would not. an eye for an eye.....

greatgod2012: chai! Coogar, may God help you o.
Thats unforgiveness now.
abeg, this dude is wicked - i would continue to psyche him up to take the girl to bed ASAP. it's up to him to use protection or not.

i might even go further to egg him on to make babies with the chic cos the chic has got good genes

i have never been nice to people who aren't nice to me and this is probably why i am still alive.

Daresh: Why should you tell him? Ol boi bone the matter, an last to do dey sweet pass" lol" tongue
you are a gem!
is too nice - she would probably make a delicious soup for a robber that once robbed her aeons ago at gun point!
Family › Re: Should I Tell Him? by coogar: 10:07am On May 29, 2013
i am quite evil, i won't tell him.....i would also probably egg him on to meet his waterloo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:55am On May 29, 2013
debosky: I never implied not counting all of them - what I was alluding to was the current subject of debate - which is the better club?

Do we judge that with an undue weighting on ancient achievements or do we place more emphasis on achievements within a reasonably competitive era?

DK is being inconsistent in this regard - he doesn't want to accept that, based on his 'all trophies' theory, Liverpool is a better club. But he wants to count the total European trophy haul to claim Bayern is better than United.
don't mind the tool......
"bayern have 7 european titles, they would have won 40 english titles if they were an english side" only a goat would come up with that rubbish. the liverpool example sent him back to the pits he crawled out from.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
StarBoard: Note that the time frame we're talking about is 22 years. So it's not like they just fell off.
They won the Champions League in 2005, but how many years have they participated in the same competition since?
what time frame are we talking about? liverpool won the champions league in 2005 and are runners up in 2007. the achievement is better than what real madrid, lyon, schalke, arsenal, etc have managed in the last 20 years. appearance counts for nothing - what you do when you appear is the crux.

Plus, you forget that times have changed. Liverpool had Forest,Villa as title challengers back in the 80s.Arsenal emerged late 80s. Forest is no longer in the top division and Villa have been reduced to just being content with staying in the elite ranks. Liverpool aren't good enough, simple.
they are very good - they still have their history, pride and glory. liverpool isn't good enough is like saying madrid are not good enough. madrid last won it in 2002(11 years ago).

Never in a million years can Liverpool be brought into this argument, simply because Liverpool haven't featured in the top competition for eons!
who cares if they haven't featured in it? they won it in 2005(under the new format), long before chelsea and inter did. they are good enough. i would still trust liverpool to represent england better than city.

Celtic?I truly find that hilarious. Celtic won just ONE measly European title.We're talking about MULTIPLE title winners and you bring up Celtic? why not bring in Red Star Belgrade, Steau Bucharest and Hamburg and Aston Villa into the equation as well?They are all former European champions as well.
i am not sure you are following this argument - i brought celtic into it cos dayo was counting the number of league titles they have won to prove superiority....then i said celtic have won their league 44 times. does that make them better than bayern overall?

Then we should wipe off United's 1968 title and the said Celtic title of 1967 too, and let's see where your point leads us to. We should discredit Ajax's three titles too since they were around the same time as Bayern's triumphs, and we should nullify Liverpool's twoo titles in 77 and 78, and let's understand what this argument is really about.
debosky & coogar have already wiped off those titles - you are the only one still stuck in the past. we have already told you it's even steven between bayern and man utd as they have both won it twice since the modern era.

If the issue is substitutions, then you;re only lending credence to the argument that it was arguably harder to win the title since there wasn't the luxury of substitutions.
it wasn't harder - no subs applied across the board. it doesn't put one team above the other. it's still a level playing field. 11-man bayern should still beat 11-man champions of san marino, subs or no subs!!!

Overall trophies that include about 16 charity/community shields,some of which were shared?
Please you can do better.
you have to win your league/FA cup to play the charity shield. that bayern lost more in these competitions in germany should not rubbish united's achievement! they have had their own versions of league cup, transformed to fuji cup and whatever name they are calling it now...bayern were horribly shyte in these games.

dayo knew he couldn't compete so he left out the competitions where bayern were horribly weak....they have DFB pokal, DFL-supercup and DFBLiga-pokal too. let him add it to their overall title haul, our league cup existed before bundesliga was formed, i cannot rubbish the competition.

On a European front, United can't match Bayern yet,that much is known. When Liverpool regain their status as part of Europe's elite by competing regularly in the champions league,we can then include them in the argument.
but united have been a top seed for eons now, where are bayern? as far as i am concerned, united and bayern are on the same pedestal in europe in the modern era. the score is 2-2. united won their 2nd CL in the modern era 5 years before bayern did. if you look hard enough, bayern are playing catch-up, not united!!!
Family › Re: Men and Women are not equals: - Briggs by coogar: 1:15am On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Coogar, you would go as far as posting a transvestite to prove your point? Thomas beetle was once a woman. No, he couldn't produce sperm. Had to get inseminated by another's sperm to meet his/her eggs. Nature as it comes to the human specie cannot be cheated. No matter how many times you change your sex. grin[/quote]he was a man when he got preggers, no? on a more serious note, do you really think women are "stronger" than men. take a deep breath and answer the question. think of those misty morning your principal went on a caning spree in your high school with the boys taking their lashings without a wince and the girls screaming like they stopped a bullet with their buttocks.....
Family › Re: Men and Women are not equals: - Briggs by coogar: 1:08am On May 29, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]Really you equate blue b*alls to strength. Rotflmao. Coogar, there is nothing you cannot say to prove your point. No, women can't produce semen, like men can't produce eggs or carry a child for 9months and then give birth to it. Nor can they produce breast milk and feed a baby for however long the baby desires it. Being bitten with their sharp tiny teeth, clawed, poo'ed, peed on, vomitted on by this same baby. Huh! You equate 5mins of sexual urges to strength. Abeg, don't kill me with laughter. grin[/quote]his name is thomas beatie, he successfully carried a pregnancy for 9 months without complaining.... he has 3 children now.

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now is your turn to show us a woman that produced sëmen... pictorial evidence or a video evidence would do.

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