₦airaland Forum

Sharrks: You seem to me as a personality whose character has a very strong semblance to that of the enfant terrible Alame,no wonder you've failed to see reasons from sane minds point of view. You also seems to me as a character in delusion, and soon heading for perdition

it seems a gerbil crawled up your rectum!
who are you and how would you know what my character is if you aren't a homoerotic nuisance just looking to score cheap brownie points?

with your below average intelligence quotient, the discourse is intellectually out of your league. you should chair the association of mental handicaps. what stüpid reasons are you talking about? did alams spend time in prison or not for his crime?

Sharrks: Can you please substantiate your claim or you are just making derogatory statement

you have the brain power of a pubic louse -
i should substantiate my claim for someone whose IQ is less than his shoe size? nah, go and hire a dog if you are looking for someone to help your awareness about the politics in africa.

Fhemmmy: I am in support of aids to Nigeria being put on hold, however, that is not a reason for GEJ to be giving pardon to all that does not deserve it.

i fail to see how pardoning or not pardoning prisoners would curb the menace of boko haram. nigerians chase the mouse and leave the bigger threat! what we should all focus on are the things that would uplift the common man on the street not wasting energy and resources in debating whether alams should be freed or should be in prison! i don't care about alams - as a prisoner or as a free man........there are more important issues!

ileobatojo: Yuck! Pukes!!

are you saying you don't fancy biolabee thus the back and forth banter? ileoba, own up jor. there's nothing weird there, i have also been in your shoes before.

dayokanu is a pleb!
he has not returned since he goofed west brom are stronger than steaua bucharest! i don't know why people take him serious. he was about to swallow cyanide but the referee blew the final whistle to confirm are bayern are through by a margin thinner than the skin of their teeth!

ileobatojo: By the way, I've been trying to be a good girl o. This poster has been looking for my last nerve to get under for some time now and I have nothing but time to deal with the menace today.

i think it's fair to say you guys are in love with each other.
mama biology, i like your style of flirting o!

dademola: ignorance+stupidity na bad tin oo. So DDG hasnt played U21 footie dis season?? Who was in goal for spain's U21 against denmark late last yr?? Ogaa cooger ooo... E goh gaaaaan

english language is your problem - you asked: why is de gea still restricted to under 21 things? if you don't know the difference between is and was then you should give up. find a dane gun and shoot yourself. de gea clocked 22 in november so it's not possible for him to still be restricted to under 21 things. the witch responsible for your stupidity is wicked. he has tied your intelligence to an iroko tree.

sir!!!.despite DDG's 'worlclass' performances dis season y did his invitation coincide wit an injury to one of dia gks in d top 3?? Why r u still avoiding d question?? U've proven to me dt, having a good command of english doesnt neccesarily mean d person is intelligent.

isn't that how young talents get their chance? there has to be an injury to a senior member for a junior member to get his chance. smalling, jones, wilshere, etc got invited when senior members were either injured or suspended.

even with casillas' injury, there are still competent senior players that should have gotten the call-up. the madrid goalie that saved shots from van persie and vidic at old trafford is a brilliant goalie. he should have been invited ahead of de gea if we go by your retardëd logic that de gea is not good enough!

honestly, the amount of stupidity platelets flowing in your veins would sink the titanic!

ileobatojo: A whole month ke! Just for swatting away an annoying fly? E good?

personally, i would ban you for 2 months........you are too troublesome!

kulyie: if wishes were horses beggars too will ride and as for the viagra that is still part of your imagination.i have told you what my priority will be,you are telling me what your own priority will be.abi after 3o something or 4o something years of having s3x with my husby,which waist will i still have for all that if not for anything,my waist will only be for backing my grandkids

don't underestimate your potential!
the kulyie i know would fire on till age 120. your waist and back would just be fine.

[quote author=ekt_bear]I don't know why I'm not feeling her. She is reasonably attractive....doesn't make sense[/quote]if you touch those böobs, you would "feel" her!

Fhemmmy: Now they realize that and said they were saddened that the govt is not doing enuf to curb such, you think they shd shut up?

they should stop giving them the aid. once the aid stops, there would be no money to buy ammunitions to arm militia. how do you think joseph kony is funding his toy soldiers in the bush? foreign aid!!!! africa can survive without the aid.

time to go bring tgirl.

a month ban should suffice for these 2 lovers.

dademola: kelechukwu, clap for ursef..welldone. Spain hav played qualifiers and friendlies dis season.our GK is invited to spanish team cos casilass is injured(DDG wld obviously b no 3 in dt list oo), and one blockhead is celebrating on nairaland as if DDG just won d ballon d'or.

minute by minute, i am exposing your idiocy to the whole world - why would DDG be obviously number 3 on the list? diego lopez and palop have represented spain in tournaments. at least one of them particularly lopez should have gotten a call-up for his recent performances for real madrid. are you sure a centipede did not crawl up your arsë?

DDG is still waiting on d wings to enta 1st 3... Isnt dt a fact??smh for u mehn. E sure me die say, d few man utd matches dt u watch, if DDG kicks d ball, u'd shout;best kipa in d world. Y r u sucking dis guy's d1ck My simple question is.. Y is DDG still restricted to U21 tinz, if u claim he has been d best in d EPL dis season del bosque is a bad coach abi?? Cooger, oponu niyin faaaa. Y didnt del bosque take a look at ur stats garbage??

when stüpidity and idiocy met each other and fell in love, you were their love-child. you are easily the biggest twät this forum has ever produced? why is de gea still playing under
21? how can a 22 year-old play for under 21? you are suffering from poverty of intelligence. i remember warning you then to eat food that nourishes the brain, you refused - see what it has caused you. you have the brain power of a pubic louse.

today is friday!
everyone should be in a happy mood. husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends. what's the strife for? ileoba and biola, shake hands on it before i vex for una.

kulyie: wonders shall never end fine sleek men = coogar, lmao you that you are not any different from the agberos in lagos or mc oluomo or these paraga drinkers with gold teeth.shaki naa ma'n shebi ora so if they call out list of sleek guys,you too will come out,

you would wish your boyfriend is sleek like me.

then as for eloping with jim at 6o,that's just a figment of your own imagination because i will have reached menopause and therefore have no urge for s3x babysitting my grandkids and seeing my kids all successful married and settled will be my priority and fulfillment

2 pills of viagra would transform you from 60 to 18. don't lose hope easily!

Fhemmmy: Interesting you see it that way, so why do Nigerian govt collect aids from them, besides, the people's reaction shows they are not happy with it, so could it be revoked?

they should keep their foreign aid
actually, that aid has done more harm than good. the aid goes directly to the purse of megalomaniacs, dictators and corrupt politicians. foreign aid sponsors boko haram. which of the beggars or motherless baby homes have received foreign aid in your neighbourhood. america tell us they have sent $500m to africa but 90% of it are siphoned to buy arms for militias, rebels and co to kill more people and cause mayhem in the continent. they can fûck off with their aid!

come on, ladies......

behave!!!!

dademola: dts exactly my point. U kip shooting ursef in d foot. From ur above post, DDG is in d league of dem palop and lopez; dos waiting on d wings to break into d top 3 gk positions. Ur best gk in d EPL DIS SEASON cant even mk d top 3 positions for his country. Y didnt Del bosque busy himsef wit ur stats?? Like i sed, isnt it wiser for u to wait till DDG dislodges any of dos gks in d top 3, b4 u cme here and start yarning balls?? U've been cursed wit stupididy sir!! Ts obvious!!

look at this retardeen!
you are making excuses that de gea got in because of casillas' injury and i am saying it couldn't have been. he got there on merit! if it wasn't merit then palop and lopez could have sneaked in as they play regularly in spain and they have represented spain in previous tournaments. at this juncture, it's fair to say your brain lacks oxygen to process simple logical statement!

dademola: d nxt tin u'd say is dt DDG is being shortchanged cuz he plays in d EPL abi?? broda cooger oooo. God is in control of ur foolishness, dnt worry

this is what you deserve - anyone who did trade by barter with his intelligence because of isi-ewu should die a stüpid man. i should run across the street and buy you some artificial intelligence. if you die tonight, your autopsy report would read: death by stupidity

ileobatojo: Riiight! Why did you run?

cos that's the right thing to do. it's not my territory. he could have easily sparked a mob action against me. his school mates are likelier to back him up than an unknown stranger like myself. 3 of my friends who were unilag students were there as look out men though but it wouldn't be enough should there be wahala.

kulyie: that is their own cup of tea,what pleasure will a woman in her right senses,that is not a paedophile derive from the dck of a child that is not even longer than the height of my phone,me i like fine,sleek men and i wont pretend about it even if you expect me to.anyway you too sound like a fisherman :p one more thing please dont like me :p

you like fine sleek men and you are saying coogar should not like you? this is easily the biggest contradictory statement ever made on this forum. fine + sleek + man = coogar. however, your cabbage gardener status is a no-no. maybe when you complete your first
degree, you could be considered on the off-chance.

if jim iyke hears about me when am 6o,ehen what difference will that make when i must have been a grandma and tired of s3x with my husband,what will be giving me pleasure is seeing my grandkids not jim

at this rate, you would cheat on your hubby even at 60.
jim would bring back old memories.......and with your gray hair and wrinkled skin, you would elope with jim iyke

ileobatojo: Bwahahaha!! Coward!

coward?
i wasn't a student of unilag - i was just visiting then i saw my most unrepentant bully. i had looked for him for years until then. i just made enquiries, made a plan and waited for the appointed day. there's nothing as good as dishing revenge.

dayokanu: 2 goals In how many minutes played in the 2013 calendar year?

always add assists to his tally. they are as important as goals. 3 assists > 2 goals.

Billyonaire: Amnesty and State Pardon are political reunification instruments. If the society was perfect, there would have been no such word like State pardon and Amnesty. Amnesty and State Pardon are not meant for priests, lawful or the patriots. Amnesty just like State Pardon was meant to reunite criminals, lawless, felons, rebels and thieves to the fold. If Alam was such criminal, a lawless, felon, rebel and thief then I see no reason its a misnorm. I will rather say the US Embassy is acting in ignorance of sovereignty of state of Nigeria. There is Penalty against any Embassy who dares to interfere in our sovereign ideals.

for the first time this millennium, i agree with you.
america can stick it where the sun don't shine - it's none of their business who jonathan decides to pardon. alamisiegha served some time in prison, it's not like he was never punished. who do these obnoxious americans think they are anyways? what do they know about morals? this is a country where it's legal to fück a horse in 25 of their states and 6 of their states have legalised gay marriage!

kulyie: you are very funny.how can a grown ass woman rape a child,does that sound like someone who is making use of his common sense and there is no perversion about me feeling horne,,y for someone i like,big deal? Mshewww.oshisko!

go on the internet and see women like you räping a child. keep on feeling hörny, jim iyke should hear about you by the time you are 60!

i like you kulyie but you sound like an apple farmer.....

dademola: DDG invited. Ehen?? Isnt it obvious ts cos casilas is injured?? Y cant u wait till DDG dislodges either casilass, reina or valdez b4 u cme here and start talking bullshit?? R u dis daft, broda cooger?? Even if u are, cant u even code it a little?;>;>

there are diego lopez and andres palop that could have easily filled in for casillas, you contumacious wankër...... are you really sure a billy goat didnt urinate on your head as a child?

damiso: Lol,the baby is covered by the ammiotic sac(i hope i got the word right)so dont worry Daddy,baby will be fine .Its even advised towards the end if baby is getting too comfortable and does not want to come out.

Speaking for myself here, i feel fat,bloatedand unattractive in pregnancy(everyone says the contrary)but hubby desiring and wanting to do the 'deed' makes me feel slightly better.And in the 2nd trimester you are not that big and awkward yet.

thanks for the lecture, but i will still have to pass
once the bump is obvious to the nakëd eye, sëx stops!

damiso: If its not a high risk pregnancy 9 months is a long time .For straightforward pregnacies its ok to get jiggy with it esp in the 2nd trimester.

As an aside so there are actually people who want to do it EVERYDAY? Na food?365 days a year konji?O ga o.

get jiggy with her bump? thanks but no thanks, i don't want bruises on the face/arms of my baby.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Is that a Girdle line I see?! [/quote]belly-rings or fat folds.....she's almost like the michelin man.

Attention: hahahha u have a mother that had time to go, my mother would have preffered to pray about it commiting it to God i prayer. till date cant remember ever fighting as a child cos she would ask me to go inside the house and lock the door while my mates treatned me outside.... childhood experience now as a parent if my child comes home crying after a fight with their mate, he or she must go and fight again. cos it made me live an intimidated life as a child. my parenting style is different from moms!

i joined martial arts class and tracked down everyone of my bullies and took my vengeance. i accomplished my mission but one around age 15. all of them were older then i found the last one in a male hostel in UNILAG. i tracked him down one day as he lathered soap on his face and belted him multiple times before running off.

no one bullies me and gets away with it!

when her aunt flo arrives
when she's pregnant

dademola: broda cooger.. Ani olodo niyin sehhhh. U too dey speak grammer, and u too like to dey play wit abacus(u too dey count). Convert all dis to intellect, and dis thread wld b a betta plc. for evrybody. U fink say u fit dey boss dis thread wit ur abacus jargons abi?? We go see na

even if i don't boss the thread, i am satisfied bossing you. you are too idiotic with your narrow-minded analysis and your tunnel vision.

anuofia!

kulyie: and so what,if i have nko? Ehen it shows i am a human being with active hormones, you are recommending jim iyke for me without telling you i need him,ehen in like manner me too i am recommending cossy to you slowpoke!

active hormones for a picture? i am sure you are a neighbourhood predator.....perhaps a statutory räpist! mothers should hide their male kids when you are around. pervert!

kulyie: you can go and marry cossy too,she's still single and looking for a man who will propose to her with a diamond ring,dejected and frustrated man! Mshewww

mumu - was it not you having clitoral erëctions for jim iyke? where have i ever mentioned anything about cossy? you must have failed logic class in school?

y2kaustin: Why has these people tarnish our image abroad?when you travel abroad,and other Nationals.ones they know you are a Nigerian,they start avoiding you.why why why,or igbo brothers you see what you have done to us ehhn.i swear i will kill any of you i see here...

fück out of here with your tribalistic rants. you are not smarter than a spërmwhale!