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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:36pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: The reasonalbe thing was to bench Torres permanently a striker who has failed in all endeavours since 2010 7 goals in 27 games for NT 7 league goals in over 20 starts
golden boot winner is a failure for national team? hahahahaha - wipe the side of your mouth, there must be blood there.

Same reason Kaka was benched for ozil despite being the 2nd most expensive player in the Sport same reason Zlatan was benched and kicked out of Barca The same reason Andy Carrol is getting benched by players only a fraction of his transfer fee
kaka was already old with fitness issues.....zlatan benched by who? andy caroll?? who benches caroll? a striker worth 7 times his value? you have no case here. benitez was brought in to bring out the best in torres.....expecting ba to bench him makes you sound like a reprobate!

benching Torres permanently is the way forward
why sign rafa benitez then if the only way out is to bench torres? i reiterate, a pair of testicles float in your brain cavity

dayokanu: How did the same Ballotelli fare this season at the same Citeh under the same benching conditions
13 goals from 14 league starts is not good enough? considering his games were not even consecutive, balotelli's case last season has destroyed your argument!

And compare that to what he is doing in Milan with a sure starting role
compare to what?
13 goals from 14 league starts for citeh is a proud record!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:21pm On Mar 17, 2013
jackbauersballs: I dont see why Dayo continues to propagate this Lie.

It has been established that since he Joined, Ba has had more playing time than Torres in anygame he was Eligible for.

Today was yet another unfruitful 90 minutes played at the expense of Torres.

I believe that Dayo et al know the truth - But an Admission that Ba has failed so far would open up questions about the Chelsea system...and Exonerate Torres.

So we hear all sorts of fallacies and idiocies....even Ibime chips in with the occasional ill-thought out BS.

The Simple truth is - So far Ba has flopped...as has Torres.

But these guys don't want to admit they got it wrong at all...

Cue the usual responses from the usual suspects...and the ret@rd ibime.
of course, they know the truth.....
but will any of them admit they have been acting like fools all this while? nah - that's a nigerian for you. balotelli started only 14 games of his 23 league appearances last season, came on as a sub 9 times and he was an unused sub 5 times.......he still scored 13 league goals! yet, these baboons want to force their stüpidity on the intelligentsias of this community......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:13pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: ^^ ANy sensible coach benches a certified dud for a new player

Same way Podolski is benching Arshavin regardless that Arshavin cost more, Same way Drogba was benching Sheva even though The Ukrainian cost more, Same reason Everyone is benching Andy Carrol even though Carrol is the English record striker
look at the examples this tool is churning out....drogba/sheva is £24m/£30m. podolski/arshavin is £10m/£15m.....ba/torres is £7m/£50m. then considering the fact that a manager was sacked for failing to bring out the best in torres, you have to be the biggest imbëcile to think ba was coming in to permanently bench torres!

thanks for showing how low your IQ is to the world wide web.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:55pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: Maybe people expected you to use your brains when analysing
then you must be a dunderhead to think a £7m striker would permanently bench the £50m striker. ba would bench torres permanently? what a tool! ba keeps starting league games and he's failed monumentally!

Everyone expected Torres to be benched permanently given his failure and for Demba to play all the games not to be sharing minutes with Torres who has failed completely.
If Demba plays 20 games like Torres did, he would score more than 7 goals
he will not and he won't get to start 20 consecutive league games in any big team. that's just a stüpid thing to say.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:29pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: Ba didnt get shots because of him own profligacy He had several chances today and that he didnt score or rack up more shots is his own undoing

I remembered several instances where he was played in and he failed to get the shots away
if we look hard enough, we would see testicles floating in your brain.
lampard from a deep position got more shots than ba leading the line. if lampard is getting 6 shots in a game, ba should be getting 10+

the same issues affecting ba now is what has affected torres since his move to chelsea. the system is just wrong. i would be damned if busquets or carrick get more goals than messi or van persie respectively. i don't even know what to call frank lampard. he can score from his deep position and yet he cannot assist from there. grin

dayokanu: Chicharito and Le Fondre are the exceptions Strikers generally need to play regularly to score. That was the same thing you all told us last season
they are not exceptions - balotelli got goals from the bench, bendtner, alexi sanchez, etc have scored many goals as substitutes.

If Ba had 20 run of league games like Torres did at the beginning of the season he would score loads
another daft claim.
in december, the claim was if demba ba joins chelsea he would score 2 goals per game. now, they want ba to start to score 20 consecutive league games to score. don't you have any shame?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:20pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: Only a morron uses exceptions to argue.

I am sure there would be a child who grew up without both parents to because a responsible adult it would be retardded to argue that why cant every orphan be that.

Demba ba Had at least 3-4 face to face chances with the keeper today and he wasted them all How many of such chances does a striker need to score a single goal

Demba ba is a very good striker suffering from inadequate playing time. The same way he suffered the 2nd half of last season
how many chances does luis suarez get to be the top scorer in the league? suarez's chance conversion is 19% and he has 22 league goals! you are a mathematician, do the math and tell me the number of chances he gets per game!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:46pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: Which chances were few? I could could at least 3 in the first half alone In the second half, Demba Ba was set free and he had a shot blocked by a recovering defender Was that lampards fault that he had a shot blocked.

is Ba an improvement over Torres Yes. Ba still manage to get in position to take shots while Torres is usually completely useless complaining they dont give him chances

Like I always ask where does Demba get those chances which he scores few and wastes a lot from?
another retardëd theory plucked from your own rectum....
torres does not get into positions to fire shots? are you sure? let me check opta stats of the corresponding fixture at upton park earlier in the season to prove your brilliance or stupidity.

there you go - dayo's stupidity has been confirmed!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:34pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: Demba ba might be suffering from not playing regularly Players need confidence.

If Demba has the kind of uninterrupted run Torres had this season 20 straight league games started

He would score more than 7 that The dud has
where was this silly excuse when drogba was hampering torres' number of appearances. you are a fraud with your illogical analysis. ba and torres are not duds, the chelsea system is the problem. look at the number of chances lampard(from a deep position) got at goal while the lead striker got crumbs......how would this lead striker match van persie, suarez or even lambert when the chances are few and far between?

dayokanu: The Demba ba that was scoring 13 league goals was playing every single game unlike in Chelsea where the Dud takes valuable time.

Dud started all league games before Ba and scored 7 measly league goals
you are a lunatic.....
hernandez and edin dzeko are good examples that sitting on the bench via rotation is motivational. a striker would score goals anytime he's called upon to do business. ba does not suffer any confidence crisis. he does not get many chances!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:25pm On Mar 17, 2013
jackbauersballs: @Nateevs and Coogar...Mehn I tire for matter o...

I'm just waiting for somebody to come and Say that Torres is a Dud again...
let me load ba's chances in comparison to the midfielders behind him and expose tactical frauds like dayokanu and his cohorts.....cheiiii, may God bless opta stats....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:18pm On Mar 17, 2013
jackbauersballs: Ba didnt even have a single shot all 2nd half...

Twice in the final minutes, Ba was on the left flank trying to make himself useful.

While Lamps was taking shots IN THE BOX.

Yes Ba was criminally wasteful with his chances, but those chances were few for the nigga.

In any case, I ask the discerning audience again - Is Ba a significant improvement on Torres?

If Yes...Why?

If No...Why?
only a complete lunatic would compare chelsea's demba ba to the free scoring demba ba of newcastle. if that was torres today firing blanks from good chances, the kraut and his army of mental handicaps would say he's finished!

is this not the same demba ba that had scored 13 league goals before joining chelsea? why is ba suddenly useless at chelsea but scoring freely at newcastle?

obviously, something is wrong with the chelsea system......and if it's the system that is flawed then torres is not dud!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 6:17pm On Mar 17, 2013
dayokanu: To pass after Ba wasted 3 clear chances? Same thing I woulda said if it was Torres
gradually, the kraut is realising ba is not an improvement on torres.....
Politics › Re: Oga At The Top: NSCDC Defends Obafaiye by coogar: 5:05pm On Mar 17, 2013
alaoeri: A high percentage of ppl mocking 'my oga at the top' are even worst than him.
what he said.....

ogbonoeba: We will not be silent! You people cannot silence us!
How can we ignore gross incompetence?
A simple website domain cannot be remembered by a 'commandant'?
How did he qualify for that job position?

Nonsense! angry
he got there before nscdc got their website...
Politics › Re: Oga At The Top: NSCDC Defends Obafaiye by coogar: 4:55pm On Mar 17, 2013
he should tender his resignation. he does not need to commit crime before he gets dismissed. incompetence is a good reason to have him sacked. how can he not know the web address of the organisation paying his wages?
Business › Re: Onibara Mi Ti A Npe Ni Aigbe by coogar: 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2013
shopclue: So what about showing me exactly how to follow your own advise and shut up and get lost from all my thread altogether Aunty adviser?

If am talking here, it is my matter, my issue, and I got called out to respond, which of this issue really concerned you to begin with?

Fool calling somebody a fool.
i don't have a dog in this fight but i need a request from you, madam shopclue. is it possible we artificially inseminate you with odiaero's sëmen? i am curious to see the product of such union, biko!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:26pm On Mar 17, 2013
dademola: ogaa, spare us d grammer joor. Grammer and common sense no b d same tin..atleast, u hav confirmed it wit all ur posts!!also, u dey alws feel say u get good sense of humour. Smh!! U're boring, dude!! Dnt let dt housegirl wife of urs decieve ucheesy
mumu.....
only 2 things can kill you - your stupidity or your ignorance!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:52pm On Mar 17, 2013
dademola: yess ooo, my broda.cheesy D guy is just tooo dummmmmmb!!!!!!!:@
IYA NGBALI: na him oriki be dat?
2 inscrutable swines - one can tell you are products of same-sex marriages!
Politics › Re: Alamisiegha's Pardon: US Expresses Regret by coogar: 3:47pm On Mar 17, 2013
seyibrown: While we don't need to wait for the US to tell us our house stinks, we can see for ourselves that pardoning Alams shows that our Government condones corruption. What are we doing about it?
so america also condones terrorism when clinton pardoned terrorists, right? state pardons are for criminals, they are not for saints!
Politics › Re: The Injustice And Disgrace Going On In Port Harcourt by coogar: 3:42pm On Mar 17, 2013
omonnakoda: Ibos alway whining and annoying everyone
that's another plausible way of looking at it......

maybe igbos are generally more intolerant than the others....
maybe igbos carry this air of superiority around them that makes them complain
maybe igbos whinge a whole lot more than their counterparts
or maybe everyone else is fed up with the adventuresome of the average igbo man!

Afam4eva: This is rubbish. I asked why all the body of water all over Africa has not attracted investors. How does investing in education, medicine and technology correlate with having a seaport? The increase in the spending power will automatically increase the need for more traders.
you speak absent wisdom!
how many of these people can read and write to even locate any interest in medicine and technology. they mostly dropped out of school to learn trading at a tender age. how would you convince a trader at alaba or onitsha to leave his one man business and learn science and tech to work in an organisation? you are more likely to convince a blind man that green isn't red than to achieve that.
Politics › Re: The Injustice And Disgrace Going On In Port Harcourt by coogar: 3:37pm On Mar 17, 2013
Afam4eva: I wonder why Bayelsa and the riverine areas of Niger delta are not attractive to investors too. Everything is not about a body of water. It depends on what you're investing in. There's no reason why these landlocked states cannot invest heavily in othersectors such as Education, medicine, technology etc or do you need water for those too?
seaports have to be built there to attract investors otherwise any body of water should automatically attract investors. education, medicine and technology? these people are traders - they just want to trade and perhaps continue the profession of their predecessors or ancestors.
Politics › Re: The Injustice And Disgrace Going On In Port Harcourt by coogar:
Afam4eva: lol grin Why do i have this feeling that you derive pleasure in arguing. If i had said the direct opposite of what i said, you would have argued it too.
i don't derive any pleasure in arguing - it's just that you argue against logic more than often. the igbo traders are nigerians just like each member of their host community and they should enjoy equal rights.

My point is that, the SE governors should make their states attractive to investors. If these traders had an alternative, they won't be crying wolf. Things like this will continue to happen because there are indigenes in these states. That's why the governors of these traders should look for a way to give these traders what they go to other states to look for.
you cannot just make any state attractive to investors? what should SE governors do? build an artificial seaport in the landlocked SE states? there are reasons portharcourt and lagos are attractive to investors and those things are natural features - they cannot be created artificially.......
Politics › Re: Reaction To Alamieyeseigha’s Pardon Is ‘Sophisticated Ignorance’ - Abati by coogar: 3:04pm On Mar 17, 2013
Billyonaire: State Pardon and Amnesty are for criminals and rebels, militants and fraudsters, felons and out-laws alienated and ostracized from sovereign constitutional mandates. If Alamco falls under any of the mentioned categories of outlaws then State Pardon is in order, after all God uses the Devil daily.
a fact that evades most nigerians.
governors go to state prisons and give amnesty to prisoners without questions - why can't GEJ pardon anyone he wants? he's the commander in chief of the federal republic of nigeria. he has the constitutional right to pardon anyone including clifford orji!
Politics › Re: The Injustice And Disgrace Going On In Port Harcourt by coogar: 2:45pm On Mar 17, 2013
Afam4eva: The SE governors should be fighting to bring these traders to their states and not funding lawyers to defend Igbos in other states. the SE governors are supposed to be governing their states and not necessarily protecting Igbo interests. That's what Ohanaeze should be doing.
bunkum!
many of these traders have lived a significant part of their lives away from home? they are now part and parcel of the society they currently dwell - how do you then relocate them to their states of origin? if nigeria is indeed about unity, these igbo traders should enjoy the same rights as their host communities.
Family › Re: "My Husband Does Not Last Long In Bed And Now I'm Sleeping With My Ex" by coogar: 2:41pm On Mar 17, 2013
stüpid post.....
how's he her husband when they are yet unmarried?
Politics › Re: The Injustice And Disgrace Going On In Port Harcourt by coogar: 2:33pm On Mar 17, 2013
Demdem: but why is so much "injustice" being done to Igbos nationwide? are they the only tribe in Nigeria huh
they are the jews of africa - the endangered species.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:13pm On Mar 17, 2013
mbulela: congratulations, champions-elect.
it won't make me happy if we don't win the fa cup. the league is done n dusted now, fergie should concentrate on the fa cup.

another clean sheer for de gea....the boy is on a streak!
NYSC › Re: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by coogar: 9:02pm On Mar 16, 2013
all4naija: Innocent snake brutally killed by silly set of human beings!
snake found itself at the wrong place at the wrong time - it can only end one way!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
RuuDie: Just get a very big mug of beer, find a good place to seat properly and FEAST ON YOUR WORDS!
the most forgettable game we have played in aeons. this is a game that should have been engineered to get RVP scoring again but lord fergus cocked it up for the umpteenth time. minus a deflected shot from rooney that sailed past the reading goalie, there's no wow move in the entire game.
Nairaland General › Re: Friends and business partners again, case closed. by coogar: 8:57pm On Mar 16, 2013
Gboliwe: The pilot indeed. embarassed
he flies the presidential jet(on his playstation)
Nairaland General › Re: Friends and business partners again, case closed. by coogar: 8:52pm On Mar 16, 2013
pendo89: Hi coogar,Just asking, is this Odiero the Toyota Camry guy? The 'pilot'??
of course - the same odiaero i warned y'all about aeons ago!
Health › Re: Coping With Mental Illness In Nigeria: A Beautiful Writer's Experience by coogar: 8:51pm On Mar 16, 2013
andyanders: The problem is just a demonic problem of which ONLY deliverance could solve. Let the write or any other person having similar problem should go to Synagogue Church of All Nations for deliverance. As I am typing this now, A guy from Botswana is been delivered of same issue and he is free now.
Let the lady go their and get delivered.
why is every problem in nigeria a spiritual problem?
Politics › Re: 'My Oga At The Top': Wife Protests At Channels TV' by coogar: 8:46pm On Mar 16, 2013
Akell: The wife of the NSCDC Commandant that was ridiculed in the crazy "My Oga At The Top" VIDEO has been reported to have forced her way into Channels TV studio today to protest bitterly to the chairman of Channels on the damages the crazy video has caused his family.

She cried that her kids at school are been ridiculed everyday by their mates. On her part, her neighbours and fellow market women make jest of her every day. She says that the worse of the issue is that her husband can't sleep at night again because of the terrible embarrassment the video has caused him.
In fact she says the man cry every night and also, the so called Oga at the Top is even contemplating sacking or demoting the man because of the damages the video has caused NSCDC.

[Before this woman came from protest at Channels TV, Her Husband has received a call about his suspension].

http://www.brimtime.com/2013/03/wife-protest-at-channels-tv-over-my-oga.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Brimtime+%28Brimtime%29
story is a joke
any story written by akpos has to be a joke!

We are also appealing to the Lagos state Government to send social workers to this family to counsel them on how to deal with sad development.

It will be ashamed if we hear that any member of this heartbroken family committed suicide as a result of this embarrassment.

Luckinson Akpos at 18:43
NYSC › Re: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by coogar: 8:44pm On Mar 16, 2013
this is so horrible!
snake was probably resting after swallowing a small mouse. they should have just taken it out of the room and let it stroll away peacefully. the snake wasn't threatening anyone and i doubt it's even venomous. why kill it?

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