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Idowuogbo: Lmao! Yes! It's my life o! As badosky, my disciples dem large gan! Now wot? Onigbese alayilojuti aka mama olobo express!

idowu, kindly help me translate this bit.....

maclatunji: I stopped being impressed by people's 'Use of English' a long time ago.

i am always impressed cos it's something you would rarely see in nigerians. read some of the tweets of the so-called celebrities and you would understand! this ndukwe guy spoke some sense but he got too carried away towards the end.

Tgirl4real: Na so dis thread go die without holding a debate?

you still haven't figured out nigerian women if you think this debate would ever happen. they would talk and talk and analyse till they grow old and gray.

maclatunji: I am not impressed at all. The writer is just trying to say women are human beings and should see themselves as such by not allowing themselves to be intimidated and abused by men.

The epistle he wrote did not bring out anything remarkable outside of the fact that he can write thousands of words to say what can easily be summarised in a single paragraph.

i was wowed by his penmanship and some of the things he mentioned are correct but what good would this do to the nigerian populace? nigerian women are in their present position because of our culture and religion. how would you explain the concept of sex equality to an alhaji with 5 wives? his religion or culture backs polygamy as it's practised in most islamic countries.

then his quote about the neck turning the head is the most idiotic ever. after displaying his scientific background by telling us about the x and y chromosomes, he still does not understand the command to make the neck turn is from the brain(located in the head). for adding that to his epistle, he gets a C-minus from me otherwise he would have gotten an A for his excellent command of english language.

dayokanu has no shame!

arsenal went to allianz arena that has been branded as the safest fortress in europe and pissed on javi martinez and manuel neuer. the officials helped bayern qualify - i remember a through pass that sent walcott through on goal that was flagged as offside. i cannot believe wenger hasn't spoken about that incident. bayern's defence was split open like moses did the red sea.

Maxymilliano: Multiple eyewitness reports reaching us say bureau de change traders were attacked by armed robbers around Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos, at about 7.30 Wednesday evening.

The unconfirmed reports added that shooting took place at the airport, which left two policemen and one armed robber dead.

Armed policemen arrived moments after robbers attacked traders and travelers around MMIA, Lagos.

As at press time, casualty figures are unknown but those injured are said to be receiving treatment from the airport medical team.

Details later…

http://africanspotlight.com/2013/03/robbery-shooting-reported-at-international-airport-lagos/

this is so depressing
if the airport is not safe, how can our homes be safe?

dayokanu: You mean producing quarter finalist is too much to ask from the best league?

we are not the only league in europe na - we have produced winners like man utd, chelsea, liverpool, nottingham forest, etc. la liga have only 2 winners. we have managed all these achievements without the winter break - give us our credits.

english clubs in europe play 90 mins without half time - the other clubs play 45 mins and then go for half time to replenish lost energy and then come back fresh for the 2nd half of the season. a month's rest would have done this arsenal side a world of good!

dayokanu: Yet no EPL team is in the Quarter final
what a shame

the law of average says we cannot be producing finalists every year. we have produced finalists in 7 out of the last 8 seasons.

princemaicheal: And why do you think they engage in such act? In my opinion,most of these guys engage in crime so as to address the pressures coming from their girlfriends,sisters,brothers mothers,inlaws.They engage in crime to uplift the living conditions of these people because they feel the state has failed them.Do you think a man would willingly allow his sister or girlfriend to be a prostitute or carry a gun?He would rather take the risk.So by nature and in comparison men bear more burden than the women.

that's not even the point.....
how many men would report they have been abused by their spouses? men are supposed to take it on the chin so hundreds of thousands of crimes committed by women are not even reported! this is why they are chronic child abusers because children won't keep silent about it like men have been doing all these years.........

dayokanu: You are talking about last season when every English-German tie this season has ended in anguish for the English

and yet no german team has won the champions league in 13 years. in that period, liverpool, chelsea and man utd have won it. poor bundesliga.

chic2pimp: Credit must be given to whom its due and for that I say well done Arsenal

they outplayed bayern in every way.
i would never cuss koscielny again - that boy if properly managed would rule the world. he sodomised robben, lahm, mandzukic and muller. to cap it off, he scored a good header.

arteta lost his marbles(foolish old man) buying cheap fouls from bayern's players. ramsey was also shyte. apart from those 2, everyone did well. cazorla(hats off to the little fella), giroud battled well too. bayern munich cannot win the champions league so their long wait continues.

dayokanu: Bayern would not finish top 4 But Dortmund rapped the EPL champions, Schalke molested this same Arsenal

arsenal räped dortmund seasons earlier when they won the bundesliga(yes or no)? city râped munich at the etihad!

And Bayern shytted all over Emirates
Like I said pass the spiff to the left

playing against a defence that had vermaelen playing as a left back - rubbish!

debosky: 2-0 at the Allianz - an excellent performance from Arsenal. If this 'poor' Arsenal team can shyte all over the best team in Germany, it shows how terrible this useless league called Bundesliga truly is.

bayern will not finish in the top 4 in england!
this is not an opinion - it's a fact! they cannot deal with sharp movements and turns of the way top english teams play. gervinho räped his markers in the box and was just inches close to scoring. arsenal lost this tie because of their thin squad. there's no way bayern's first 11 can beat arsenal's first 11.

dayokanu: Excuse excuse. I offered you a bet before knowing Ribery was out, Before knowing Schweinsteiger was out

Regardless of the team we put out we would always eliminate Arsenal whether its 2001, 2005 or 2013

elimination my foot - 3-3 was the aggregate!
arsenal scored 3 times, bayern scored 3 times.

dayokanu: You should have added yours to it. I was begging you since.
It even makes it sweeter to be close

difficult to stake my money when i don't know which players would be fit for this. i didn't even know gibbs, koscielny and gervinho were back to start with. i still stand by what I said that bayern's first 11 is not better than arsenal's when everyone is fit! you only have a bigger squad! with a decent defence line that has proper players and not make shifts, you were destroyed totally!

cazorla na bad guy - he totally destroyed martinez tonight!

dayokanu: Once again Bayern eliminates their biattcch
When would you wussies even pose a challenge?
Next year no dey tire una?

and yet you resorted to agbero tactics on your home turf. neuer was clutching the ball because he wanted to waste time after being beaten by a simple header. robben dived 6 times in the last 3 mins to run the clock. na team be this? the 5th team in england destroyed the best team in bundesliga on their home turf.

dayo, shame on you!

dayokanu: Market sweet oooo $200 richer

you should return that money back if you have dignity!
arsenal destroyed you at allianz arena with a team that cost less than javi martinez!

dayokanu: Horrible performance today

buhahahahaha
bayern munich räped on their home turf by wenger - this was exactly what i was saying about arsenal. with a full strength team in both legs, they would have destroyed bayern.

brainless fanatics!
gerard piqué and ronaldo were sharing a bottle of champagne last night in a club whilst useless iraqis were maiming themselves! television should be banned in iraq - these people still live in the 12th century.

platinum131: she should leave ke , she should leave house that she is paying rent ke ? What is the man still doing there anyway? Why cant he just leave since theres no more respect instead of playing the victim?

how do you know she's the one paying the rent? in nigeria, rents are paid in advance - a year or two. how are you so sure the hubby didnt pay just before he lost his job?

took arsenal just 3 mins to destroy bayern's overhyped defence - sweeping counter attack from left to right. bayern will not finish in the top 4 in england!

elampiro: Manchester United and Chelsea will replay their FA Cup tie at 12.30pm (UK TIME) on Easter Monday, April 1 at Stamford Bridge, the FA have confirmed.

that's good news - enough time to refresh!
i hope chelsea's run in all competitions continue till they are zapped.

nwando: Women are by nature very mild and men by nature are very aggressive( few exceptions )
99% of violent criminals and criminals of every kind are males
Any crime you hear about 99% of the time,the perpetrator is a male
In the same manner in the home,men are most likely to be the aggressors and the violent offenders so please dont blame us
Statistics like hips don't lie
If the police is called to your home,they will most likely be prepared to arrest a man and most times they are correct.
God made women loving nurturers ,men are something else Turn any newspaper to the crime section
For every single crime by a woman there are 50000 by a man

women are not necessarily less aggressive, they just tend to show their aggression in less physical ways. you are still living in the 17th century thinking only physical abuse constitutes domestic abuse. wake up, neighbour - there's verbal abuse and relational abuse. women just get pardoned a lot cos their hormones tend to rule over them than their common sense.

yuzedo: Most answers stating they would never disrespect their husbands have had subtle conditionalities attached to them, regardless of having just answered in the negative. So why say never and then add "unless"? Sweet sweet caveat for the pseudo-submissive..

that's the typical naija wife for you - so don't cry for them when their husband gets a mistress who treats him well.

freecocoa:
You sef sabi find trouble o, leave coogar alone abeg.

nwando is my neighbour - she sees everything!

freecocoa: But Coogar you are sounding like you know the in and out of the man's story, abi are you the man?

nah - i just can't stand it when women disrespect their husbands and people still find time to blame the husbands. the prejudice against men is ridiculous. the other day, a mother in law stabbed her daughter in law and the husband got all the blame. would a wife get the blame if a father in law stabs his son in law? i ask - when a man mistreats a woman, do people stop to ask or reason what the man must have gone through in the hands of the woman?

nwando: Eediot!
Rofl
Marriage is not a do or die abeg
This is 2013 not 1913

you are very correct -
marriage is not a do or die affair - she should leave him if she cannot stand it anymore. he's better off single than having a wife disrespect him. when fortune smiles on this man again, this yeye woman should start praying.......

dayokanu: 48% and 55% are still within the limits of Halfway.

I am liking this your new copout. the same person that was brandishing 75% 80% figures before has now been schooled

All these could have been avoided if you went to a proper school

55% is within the limits of half-way? it's closer to 60% than 50%
may amadioha thunder your keyboard - the same dayo that claimed demba ba has spent more than half(50% upwards) on the bench. why is it so difficult for you to admit your errors?

nwando: Yes
Because being married makes you immune to real human feelings
You switch off and switch on like ogbanje because u are married
A man can beat you black and blue and visitors show up ,you smile and bring them garden eggs because that is what is expected of you
Biko comot jare

that's exactly what it should be - like mr and mrs smith!
once the visitor leaves, clear the living room and continue the cussfest! when the going is good and you are busy fücking your husband, do you invite people to watch? when the going is rough too, deal with it.

What marital school did u attend that teaches that nonsense
This is the reason women pretend and remain in abusive unions and end up in early graves because of mindsets such as this
SHe is punched in the eye and expected to tell people she walked into a wall or got hit by a ball since a husband must not be disrespected

you are beginning to digress - there's no report that this man was abusive to his wife. his only sin is his finances because of his unemployment. trust naija women - that is enough reason for them to start fücking their landlords, managers and whoever fancies their wrinkled backsides.

You cannot blame this woman for anything
We don't know what she did or said and what promoted her utterances
We don't even know what the OP means by disrespect

of course, i cannot blame her.
i blame the man that married an irresponsible ingrate of a woman in the first place. if she's still in her father's house with her vagïna covered in cobwebs, she would behave accordingly!

jackbauersballs: I cannot help you either.
I doubt anyone can.

56% compared to 48%
And you say they are the same.

You should go back to whoever sponsored you through school and plead for mercy.

You are a disgrace.
What did you study again?

jackbauer - please, don't kill dayo for me.
i know he's an uneducated tool but he's still our tool. if he does now, who are we going to laugh at? he's lost every argument he has put forward today - he must have woken up from the wrong side of the bed cos his lunacy today is peerless.

dayokanu: If you cant see that a striker who has played only 55% of minutes eligible for has played just about half of the time, Then there is no way i can help you

I dont teach elementary mathematics

Calculate what percentage of 1350 is 755minutes Ba has played and there you have your answer

but you said ba has spent more than half on the bench.....is 44% more than half?? see as jackbauerballs took you to the cleaners.

dayo is a lunatic
in few minutes, he would tell us he studied european football in his high school and college years.

nwando: Remember that the OP has not told us exactly what happened
I am still waiting to hear what this woman did

does it matter anymore? anyone who disrespects his/her significant half in public is a disgrace to the institution of marriage! i don't care what transpired - married folks should sort their problems privately and not let a 3rd party in their business.

nwando: There are two sides to every story
Do you know what the woman had suffered in his hands till she reached her breaking point?
Do you know what transpired before you came in and what she had endured in the years prior?
You should have asked the woman her own side of the story maybe you would have started crying for her sef
A one sided story is a dangerous story

nwando, go and sit down somewhere with your tunnel vision.
if it was a man mistreating a woman, no one remembers to ask or check what the man has suffered in the woman's hands. it's only when a man is mistreated that people look back on what must have happened. even if the man had suffered her in the past, does that justify disrespecting him in the presence of a third party?

dayokanu: You still fail
Torres and ba have been on the field together for less than 45mins all season

Try again
Demba ba has spent about 55% of the time on the pitch while Torres has spent 48% on the pitch

so 55% is half to you?

premier league - 390 mins in 720 mins
league cup - 100 mins in 180 mins
fa cup - 265 mins in 450 mins

ba has played 755 mins out of the 1350 mins in all the competitions he's eligible
my spider sense tells me ba has spent 56% on the pitch.