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cotton101: what happens if the child bears her adopted fathers name - u know the one who was up all night when the child was sick, tought the child 1, 2 ,3. was there for the child at their first school play etc etc, i know many people who have not looked for the man who abandoned them while their were "cooking" but demanded a relationship once the child had fully cooked to become a 5 star menu meal.

i'm just saying i doubt my daughter will look look for her biological father to walk her down the aisle when another man has given her that love.

just my two cents

you are not in a position to make that prediction - when the time comes for her, she would seek out her biological father. the man who had given her all that love is just an assistant. your daughter's DNA can never match his'

this is hilarious!
how will the letters of her surname fill into the bail form?

debosky: He has a lot to lose - the only reason he took the job was to 'improve' his CV so he can aim for a bigger job - being manager of Real Madrid for example. With the louts called Chelski fans and the board/owner supporting players to undermine the manager, that will affect his chances at getting the big job he wants..

which would backfire cos managers now know chelsea for what they are - a swamp of piss. guardiola turned them down and no manager wants to take their job. chelsea right now are a poison chalice!

Make una dey do infighting shogbo? Una go finish 6th again if care is not taken.

they have run out of managers. roman keeps stabbing them in the neck!

sephia: Grant to the rescue.

why would grant go to chelsea?
that club is classless and like a fan was telling me last night, he said he agrees some of the chelsea fans are cowards. why are they directing their anger at benitez? why not direct their ire at roman? did benitez sack di matteo? did benitez hire himself?

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Guy I totally understand and agree 100% that the market should be closed down and sanitized, but that's where it should end.[/quote]cool!

No need to start saying they were black, white, asian, igbo, yoruba, housa, fulani or whatever.
Let the Law take care of malefactors as it is doing with the closing of the market.
I am just against talk like "go back to your village", that is entirely unwarranted.

unfortunately, that's the only language nigerians understand. until landlords threaten to give their tenants quit notice, they won't act accordingly. if a market makes 100 billion per day then common sense dictates they do things accordingly. there should be sanity in the market.

If you claim they can't obey the Law, then, again, let the law take care of the situation. The law will ensure that they shape up, and it would either be punishment by the law or it will reach a point that they may leave by themselves if they see that they are getting into too much trouble with the law and can't keep up.

these touts are the law!
who is going to arrest them in that market when they claim to be acting as task force ensuring security? the effective way is by shutting the whole place down. there's really no way of enforcing law with that market in operation.

Please just close your eyes and imagine a U.S governor saying that other statesmen should leave his state, that would make for really bad tv, and bad politics.
Let the Law prevail.

it wouldn't happen because statesmen in america obey the laws of the other states. a texan will not go to newyork and defecate in a plastic bag. when you are in rome, act like romans. defecating in plastic bags is a village behaviour - thus the saying "go back to your villages". if they cannot shelf the village habits, why should they be in the city?

ypzilanti: This is an opportunity for Ogun State to provide a space for these traders, and tax them furiously to generate IGR. I would has asked the eastern governors to do this, but clearly, the market for the goods is Lagos. BTW i do not support dirtiness, but the LASG should not shut markets over filth. Rather they should impose huge fines to discourage it. In the end, the government should be more concerned about losing taxes as the market stays closed.

lagos can survive without the taxes of the filthy market. if the whole place is not shut down, people won't shape up. by the time the dirty traders go hungry for weeks, they would act accordingly. they were warned aeons ago to do something about their environment and nothing was done.

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]I really do not like it when people like you say go back to your village, what the hell does that mean?

Last time I checked this country was called Nigeria not Lagos, or Abia, or Anambra.
Its like Mayor of New-York telling all Texans to go back to their village, damn! its a free country, no one needs visas to cross states in their own country and no one should need permission to reside in a different state in their own country.

Its talk like this that makes one Nigeria almost impossible. Do you really want to have Lagos all to yourself, and become one of the smallest countries in the world?[/quote]if a texan refuses to obey the laws in new york, he would be sent packing. why should villagers who are allergic to civilization soil up the whole place? go back to your village applies to all and sundry that are not lagosians including yorubas as well. fashola's move should be applauded. you need to compare the oshodi before fashola's governance and now to see why his methods are effective. the market should be demolished and restructured.

okpara ugo: May God punish this people opprsesive governor.

you are a fool........
lagos government is trying to ring changes in that filth called market and you are spewing nonsense. i support the closure of the market - let the chairmen present themselves to the government and enter into agreement to build modern toilets and clean up the sewers and most importantly get rid of the touts who extort customers. if they are really making 100 billion naira then ladipo market should be like a shopping mall in abu dhabi!

bebrief: And if a good prosecution is able to do the right thing by putting the facts together and he is found guilty of pre-meditated murder, I hope you would be humble enough to accept the verdict in good faith.

why won't i? i want him punished if guilty. even if he gets acquitted for murder, i would still want him to spend some time in prison for the other charges.

I can assure you if he (Pistorius) is found innocent of the crime, I am most willing to accept and respect the court's verdict in good fate.

what other choice do you have? lolololol

But for now, let us mourn the late Reeva whose life was cut short in a classical case of domestic gun violence in high places!

may her soul rest in peace - this is about the 15th time i am saying this.

nitlad: You style is whack, your signature is soggy, and you schemes are to repetitively bland!
Curse on the infamous day you dropped outta your mother's cvnt you aren't lifting these off the internet. Wan dey take yahoo disses follow me tackle, you will die suddenly!
Bastard son of yorubaland! I will diss you in whatever language soothes me, I am your Lord you will take it on the chin and suffer the curses for your entire lifetime!

you keep repeating dropped outta mother's cvnt all day, what new grounds have you broken? you just keep writing the same rubbish, maybe you are too old for this. try keeping up, turn the volume of your transistor radio down so you can cope with the pace of these lyrical volleys. pay attention, c[color=#000000]o[/color]ckface...you are the weakest vile cumstain i've ever encountered on this forum. all you do is talk rubbish on every thread you come across with some halfar[color=#000000]s[/color]ed one liner that wouldn’t promote a primary 5 student and then present yourself like you are a wolf on the forum. you epitomise the same idiocy that condemned your patents to abject poverty!

Nothing you do will be successful!
Prosperity will always be your opponent!
Seeking your daily bread will lead to your sudden death!
Ati iran de iran will not know peace!

hahahahaha, the tool has turned philosophical all of a sudden.........
you are a tool...speaking in yoruba like his grandfather owns the whole place. i'd beat awolowo's corpse out of your stomach. you odious c[color=#000000]u[/color]nt, i'll never give one slither of ground to lowlifes and street urchins like yourself. abused offspring like yourself who have spent far too much of their lives desperately trying to put one over on other human beings, be it on this forum or outside of it would be put down by my fist. your father is a walking example of what a dad should never become. i show no mercy, give me just one millimeter to squash you, to crush you like a housefly and i would take the chance with aplomb!

nitlad: 4 more hours to go on night raid abi?

Oloriburuku ole!!!!
Firinji oke! Alo kolohun kigbe!
Omo iya aje!

You got more than you bargained for this time fool, your demise is certainly coming at my hands!

what's the meaning of the balderdash you spewed up there? have you lost your ability to compose? why can't your local government chairman just put your parents against the wall with a black pillowcase covering their faces and have them shot. it would be a travesty on humanity to let them breed more. imagine 1000 people with your DNA strands walking the earth? shaking my head. you remind me of a bum with tourette syndrome, all those unintelligible words you typed ain't going to help you, you are getting ripped tonight. it's your funeral!

Ibime: Somebody should call Coogars family in Naija to come and take him home.

my family is in afghanistan.........
i have about 4 hrs more so persevere......i have a fat prey to devour. nitlad's blood is all over my sleeve. he's been gutted but he's using stubborness to patch himself. i have crushed his egos with my timbz.

nitlad: What a narcissistic pig! So full of his empty self! Going on bout this are my lines! Repeating the same codswallop since the beginning of time!
The only thing you own is misfortune in truckloads! You have a monopoly of that.
Diss me with new lines fool. Come at me with spontaneous non rehearsed vibes!
From when this started, you Tutsi bastard have been on the same diss pattern!
Let's see you ingenuity if you've got it. Break new grounds!

that's my style, my signature.....i don't bite people's schemes of dissing so i write in such a way anyone would recognise my comments. at least i am better than the failure of your father who looks like he's pregnant with a microwave oven. i have been coming off the top since....all the mum/dad jokes are fresh like your father kidnapping strangers and fellating on them. where else would you hear such?

Nor be by discussing you parents overflogged g3nitals you go take clear Nitlad fa All that one ko ran emi o

if you mention any dialect once again, i would stab you. what's gone wrong with you? did you miss your pills. you are so much of a twit if you runaway from home, you would come back pregnant by the animal shelter.

The greatest inhumanity man can do to man is for the next person that will come in contact with you not to rip your lungs out and take am do chain put for imm dog neck - you oloshious garlic munching bangalore riff-raff. You deserve to have died in every genocide that had happened in history over and over again

no wonder sephia thinks nitlad is coogar. all you do is steal other people's schemes and deploy them against the inventors of the vocabs. you lack originality. it's a trait inherited from your untalented family tree.

Iya ati baba will never know joy!

i telekinetically redirect what you typed there and send it to your family compound to burn every oxygen consumer into ashes. you are clashing with coogar. i have got fur, you have got wool. i am a cannibal, you eat herbs. you bi-polar fuckwit, nothing you say can be considered punchlines, i am the judge, jury and your executioner and i would unleash the same punishment on everyone carrying your DNA strand.