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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:05pm On Jan 10, 2013
FBS: heck you just said they created it for themselves or didn't they?
Read through my post - I made mention that Mata should have done better but messed up. nonetheless, he has scored important goals and he is so far our BEST player this season so we go easy on him. This is normal.

What was FT's contribution for 81 mins?
you go easy on mata cos he has scored important goals for chelsea? ok.... what about oscar and hazard? we go easy on them too cos they have scored important goals for chelsea. can you not see the obvious bias in your missive? if we go easy on the triumvirate behind torres for their shower of shyte display, how then do you expect torres to score when you have admitted the support behind him did not play well?

FBS: where was torres? whose primary function is it to score? Benitez or the ball boy?
this is what nateevs and i have been saying for the past 12 months....
torres' primarily role is to score if he gets the service. there's no striker out there that can score all by himself. i should quote van persie here to see how he persistently gives thanks to his team mates for the massive support he gets.

even when the midfielders have a bad day, our full backs(evra and rafael) provide the wing support. last night, azupeculiar or whatever his name is and ashley cole had stinkers. now that's 5 attacking outlets with below average performance and we expect torres to score? from where?

van persie:

"This is a special team, everybody wants to help each other. Everybody's keen for everyone to score. Defenders are working their socks off for the midfielders, the midfielders are working for the strikers. Everybody wants to run and everybody has one target in their mind."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:00pm On Jan 10, 2013
FBS: so at least they created something. right?
damn, them boys are racists for not creating for Torres but did for Ba. Pure injustice. cheesy
Ride on my guy. grin
created what? shooting from 25 yards is creativity? no wonder your team is where they are currently or maybe you should watch the league leaders playing and see how they put it on the plate for their strikers. i can understand the criticism if torres is getting these clear cut chances n missing them - but to not create nada and expect a striker to score from scraps is depressingly desperate from football fans. nobody has laid a single blame on the doorstep of mata n ramirez for the chances they missed in the first half but a £50m striker becomes the scapegoat when he had nothing to feed off from.

FBS: Where was your man for 81 minutes? We heard that he touched the ball 19 times. Where might that be? By the corner flag or drinking water on the touch line or the center circle or in the box? What was his contribution for 81 minutes?
Ride on my guy. grin
where was mata for 90 mins? oscar and hazard? are they not attacking players - what was their contribution in 90 mins? the task of putting the ball at the back of the net does not fall squarely only on torres' shoulders. what did MAZACAR contribute in 90 mins?
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 11:54am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=Sky-walker]This game is going to get to me fired. Imagine i am at work and i want to still play this game.

@Babe! i will sue you if dem fire me ooooooooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin

@ogugua88 grin grin grin

Cant play you guys now as i wont concentrate and you guys go use me shine for here. I be ready for u guys by 6pm.

@coogar. I am still waiting for you to play.its 12 hours now or you scared? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/quote]i am quaking in my boots, sky walker. i have been told you are a world champion at this game and your skill level is 5000. i will catch you by 7pm - i don't want you to be fired!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:47am On Jan 10, 2013
4llerbuntu: but me i dont understand sha. was it not just recently that we were told Torres is back? how long ago was it that he scored 2 or was it ha trick sef, where has he gone again? how many times will he be back sef?
blame the inconsistency of the midfield. look at chelsea's stats in the last 6 games at the bridge. they have scored 0, 0, 6, 8, 0, 0. what do you make of that?

hmmn, if the team created 23 chances or even 10, since no one seems to agree on how many chances were created, abeg who were they creating it for?
they were creating those chances for themselves - chances like david luiz's freekick, mata skying the ball over the bar when he should be passing. lampard shooting timidly from 25 yards when he should be delivering a through-pass. they created 23 chances but none of them was a clear-cut chance(sitter). none!!!!

how come the striker was always missing? is there a conspiracy by a fellow Spaniard and two Brazilians to deny Torres passes or its Torres that hides on a pitch.
questions for the gods. coogar, shebi its because of the useless-nessity of the chelsea team that they did not pass a tap in to Torres?
this is why i like the team i support - if a striker is not scoring, it is his fault because man utd midfielders would give you enough clear-cut chances it would be difficult to blame them for lack of creativity. van persie's goal against west ham, one on one with the last defender and goal! i am yet to see such brand of pass from MAZACAR to torres in 5 months and oooops, torres should be scoring from 1/4 chances. yams?

mcheew, rubbish team. they kept on passing the ball to the back for the defenders to score. they were just avoiding Torres and refusing to pass to him... abi no be so coogar?
they lacked creativity. 23 chances created, no sitter! it's that bad. swansea created less than 6 chances and they had 2 sitters that got them the goals.

FBS: he wouldn't even be there.
they said we created 23 chances. By whom and for who?
they created it for themselves - certainly not for torres. i cannot remember any clear cut chance handed to torres in 80 mins. swansea sat deep and chelsea lacked the craft to break them down. even when swansea broke forward, chelsea's counter attacks were too slow to trouble swansea. the team's mentality is useless.....they do not play to the strengths of the striker they have. even the so called 3 chances demba ba had were goalmouth scramble. he ran into a goalie and dived......he was caught offside and one header he copped from a long ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:35am On Jan 10, 2013
the scapegoating of torres continues.....

2 individual mistakes from ivanovic and torres/benitez are the scapegoats.....i am so exasperated with the way some of the chelsea fans on this forum reason with the soles of their feet. this arena should be the best nigerian football discussion site but the quality of the posts particularly on this thread has been depressing.......

anyone who takes the opinion of goal.com as the gospel truth is a lunatic. it's by far the most useless sports site on the world wide web. the only reason they still exist is because of the human right's freedom of speech. so michu who was anonymous throughout except for ivanovic's brainfart shamed torres? if torres was presented the same offer, would he have missed?

chelsea's problem run deeper than torres. MAZACAR for all their hype have been disappointing. like i have noted months ago, the triumvirate of joe cole, robben and duff were better than the overhyped MAZACAR. they created nothing all night.

mata had his worst game in a blue shirt. oscar - too many touches spoil the broth and hazard has lost that edge that made him a monster in august/september......however, let's blame torres for the loss, let's blame him for ibime's lack of common sense and let's blame him for the poverty of IQ among NL's chelsea fans.
Culture › Re: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by coogar: 2:31am On Jan 10, 2013
2legit2qwt: Lincoln is out already
not out in my neck of woods.....
Family › Re: Stop The Violence Against Men!!!! by coogar: 2:25am On Jan 10, 2013
jidegirl12: Of-course, to crown it all...he already left his parents and clinched to his misery that'll kill him untimely ..after all he's a man... Who are you? cheesy
i am coogar!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:24am On Jan 10, 2013
ibime and his useless articles.....
certain united fans would want a fat paraplegic buffoon to replace scholesy? yet another dross from the london journos doing their best to make a legend out of fat frank....terry even said the should retire the number "8" shirt cos of lampard.....pele/maradona/fat ronaldo never had their shirts rested but chelsea should rest frank's shirt? it's well known that lampard and harry redknapp are friends of the media.
Culture › Re: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by coogar: 2:01am On Jan 10, 2013
why this whole argument? if django unchained can cause this much hysteria then we would have heaps of epistles when "lincoln" drops later in the month.
Family › Re: Stop The Violence Against Men!!!! by coogar: 1:58am On Jan 10, 2013
jidegirl12: cheesy cheesy cheesy
She can even spit on his face on top eh? cheesy
you are right on the money - cobra style!
after all, spitting in his face is akin to oräl sex. tongue
Family › Re: Stop The Violence Against Men!!!! by coogar: 1:54am On Jan 10, 2013
Roland17: @Coogar
No man is super human, not even your courageous self, men hide a whole lot of pain inside them cos of the perception of what a man should be, a man should not complain, a man should not cry else perceived weak and most times the way to vent that pain is by committing suicide, abuse drugs or resort to vices that are inimical to societal norms.
our ancestors coped with these women, why can't we? have the 21st century men traded their balls for fluff? a man must be a man in every circumstance. if you get slapped, take it on the chin. we can't have it all in life. you have a good job, a smart flat, a sport car with 8 figures in your bank account - i really don't think getting antagonised by a woman should tilt the balance so bad for men to moan. if i can take it, you should too......

I have seen women who out of anger resort to vandalizing the properties of a man, including his cars, does that mean u would condone such and offer her more properties to destroy? Agreed a real Man should not be a cry baby, but he should not be an object of abuse either.
learn to be tolerant!
cars? properties? they are liabilities - not assets and can be easily replaced. If your woman smashes your 60" led screen, brush your shoulder twice, get into the car and get a brand new one and scream "IN YOUR FACE" as much as you can.......
Family › Re: Stop The Violence Against Men!!!! by coogar: 1:14am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]How does a man. . .man up?[/quote]take whatever comes his way on the chin! if a woman strikes my left cheek, i would turn the right one to her so she can slap it. then walk away with my manly strut. politically, a man should be able to take anything from a woman. hell, even in our own naija constitution, a man cannot be räped(by a woman/women)!! our laws have no provision for a man getting räped at all so this thread is an epic fail!
Family › Re: Stop The Violence Against Men!!!! by coogar: 1:07am On Jan 10, 2013
Richvkunt: Nice topic @OP.
I have always said no sex has the monnopoly on violence but most times violence on females is amplified mainly because women tend to act the victim. On the other hand men try to hide violence dished out to them by partners bercause they fear to be labelled as wimps.
I witnessed two violent conducts by two women on their husbands that left me disturbed and I once shared both incidentsd on NL but most people did not believe the stories bevcause the violence from the women towards their husbands was positively shocking!
women are allowed to lash out......

•they are emotional beings
•they are driven by mood swings
•their hormones also play a part during mitigation
•and women are still the endangered species after all is said and done.

i disagree with this topic, violence against men does not exist anywhere. men should man up or tape it shut!
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 12:53am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=₱®ÌИСΞ]hahaha issokay...dealing with BABE!! nw[/quote]i just finished dealing with puskin

Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 12:45am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=₱®ÌИСΞ]been playn word games since ever...[/quote]i have been playing crosswords since age 5.......and even with that, my skill level is not 1800, let alone 2000. anyways, if you say you have not cheated, no problem. we believe you! we shall meet again when the tournament starts properly! i have changed my face because of you - i am in some hannibal lecter mode now.....#man-eater things!

denzel2009: Yeah there's cheat for ruzzle na...it takes out the fun in the game.
this is why you were not formally invited. you cheat at everything! there's no cheat code you don't know. hell, you even cheat on yourself. denzel, you have overstayed your welcome here. go back to sexuality section - where you truly belong.
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 12:34am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=₱®ÌИСΞ]so lets say this is scrabble and i make a move which scores me 500+ u would set up a 6 man panel to investigate huh cheesy lmao[/quote]scrabble is different
i can see what you are playing and how long it's taken you to play your words. i am not saying you cannot or you do not know the words you play - but the timing of ruzzle here is the factor. it's only 120 seconds.....there's no way you would hit 2,000 points in 120 secs.

denzel2009: lmao coogar sore loser ni e jare..
far from that!
ogugua, ow11 and babe have all handed me my arsê on a plate today and i didn't even moan about it cos i can see through their words. prince on the other hand needs to be thoroughly investigated.


coogar abeg come and carry this thing o
carry what?
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 12:23am On Jan 10, 2013
denzel2009: There's nothing wrong with Prince's game. The waiting is normal... coogar take it on the chin
except you are prince - there's something very wrong with the last game. prince is not a professor of english - how can he generate such score within 2 mins? haba! even ogugua88 that is wole soyinka's niece cannot muster such effort......i say lets investigate prince....
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 12:15am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=₱®ÌИСΞ]lool oga calm down....u wan rematch?[/quote]tomorrow.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:10am On Jan 10, 2013
dayokanu: Chelsea was trailing for most of the time Torres was on the field yet you claim they were not desperate enough
Do you now agree Torres is DUD?
exactly
the team didn't do enough to fight back......united were trailing @ upton park the other night and it took one flights ryan giggs' pass to isolate van persie with the last man and bang - goal!!!! without that pass, would van persie have scored? how do you people argue like a blind bat?

@ ibime,

stop talking like you are in a village.....
so the boos around stamford bridge and the frivolous talks on talkshyte radio would remove torres from stamford bridge? you must be a stark illiterate. did chelsea fans not boo rafa benitez when he first came in? was he sacked? you must think the nairaland community are villagers who would listen to your crapola about what obtains @ stamford bridge.


roman abramovic and his russian crew don't give 2 fücks about the bellyaching of the chelsea fans - you have sold your soul to a russian and he would do whatever pleases him and not your fans. when mourinho left, there was a protest and gnashing of teeth for a while and after 2 weeks, there was peace!
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 12:04am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=₱®ÌИСΞ]uhm....dunno undecided mayb its my screen resolution[/quote]screen resolution?
the original poster should disqualify this guy - he's brought this lovely game into disrepute.
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 11:55pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=₱®ÌИСΞ]dis dude definitely cheated in the last round by some means huh huh tho i beat him in total score cool[/quote]thunder faya you.....
especially when your screen shots are different from everyone else's. you are definitely using some programming codes to cheat in this game. there's no way you can be this excellent with cross words in 2 mins. 2000 points? haba. the skill level of the best ruzzle player in the world is between 2500-2900.

below is the world ranking and their skill level....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:52pm On Jan 09, 2013
dayokanu: How did Ba get 3 chances in 10 mins and Tiorres didnt get 1 in 80 mins?
Maybe MAZACAR are racists
how did chelsea get a corner in the last 5 mins in munich and didn't get one in 85 minutes? it's called the game momentum. the longer the game goes, the more the opposition sits back and mistakes would be made. watch football with your brains and not only with your cornea.
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 11:49pm On Jan 09, 2013
Aringarosa: ^^^
Wow! shocked shocked
Coogar got humbled at last cool
Nice one prince!!
nigga is a spambot!
however, i fatten them up before i eat them. i have played too many games today to even be at my sharpest realm. that nigga ate me up in the first 2 rounds......

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:36pm On Jan 09, 2013
mithel: well seeing your opinion on torres and football in generalhuhi dont think been called a tool by you counts for much undecided undecided
it does - being called a tool by me counts so much cos you really are.....
ivanovic made 2 unforgivable blunders at the back, chelsea lost and negroes are blaming torres for the loss? are you fücking kidding me? did torres case a spell on ivanovic to sell out to michu and graham?

and your tired legs bullsh*t is just brilliant ,mumu
your beer parlour analysis needs foreign aid.....
a fresh striker coming on is always going to be a handful. the game has been stretched, opponents are tired and the pressure build-up at the death of any game makes things easier for a substitute to really prove himself. talk less and listen more and quit the yapping. i can write everything you know about football on a grain of rice.

coded guy: Stop this already coogar! I really don't wanna get into this Torres arguement, I made up my mind a long time ago. He is a DUD in that chelsea team and will soon cause internal wranglings.
he's a dud even when nothing was created for him throughout his stay on the pitch?

You and I are UNITED fans and when players like valencia, Rooney, Evra, Carrick and Nani have stinkers we are all over them, Torres was a ghost in this game, he was anonynous. Trying to play the momemtun card or not playing to his strength and all that na wash.
i will not blame rooney if he has nothing to feed off from. i blame rooney because he gets those glaring chances and he misses them. please, show me one good clear cut chance torres had tonight from the midfield......just one! please don't come with he doesn't make himself available for the chances. the chelsea right back got into great positions all night and the crosses from him were middle-school standard. ashley cole wasn't any better too.....how would torres score if the basics get screwed up?

Saying that i assessed the match in a myopic way is your opinion. Torres did nothing in 80mins compared to what BA did in 10mins, there is no way you can paint it.
Admit it Torres STUNK to high heavens in this match and he has been a 50million pounds waste in the chelsea team.
lipsrsealed

the whole chelsea team stunk up the whole joint. the defence have swansea 2 easy goals, the midfield created nothing all night and WHO should examine torres' belly cos he was fed nothing all night.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:08pm On Jan 09, 2013
coded guy: Ba was more of a threat in the 10mins he was on the field compared to Torress who spent 80mins. Its obvious if Ba had had about 20-edmins he would have atleast scored a goal.

What did ivanovic smoke b4 the match?
that's a myopic way of looking at it......
the momentum was always going to be with chelsea even if they were playing with 6 players. they were 0-1 down at home to a mid-table team. the longer the game goes, the more pressured the swansea defenders would get. there's also a question of fatigue. demba's fresh legs in 10 mins against the tired legs of swansea defenders - who would triumph?

mithel: you spit too much trash,how some people still take your opinions on this thread relevant beats me,go off to your red satan thread undecided undecided angry angry
you are a tool, you look like benitez's mistress!
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 11:00pm On Jan 09, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]I'll try. So far we're 1 win, 1 loss.[/size]
i fatten em up before i slaughter them - "i am not a nice person" grin cheesy

prince nnamdi is the next to die in the arena of gladiators.....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:43pm On Jan 09, 2013
torres caused this loss.....
if only he had been aware of what was behind him, he wouldn't be making that back pass to turnbull. chelsea should sell him, he's past his expiry date. demba ba, what a classy player!!!! he came in within 10 mins and was booked for diving and missed 2 headers.....he had 3 good chances n squandered it but hey, don't blame him - he's still acclimatising. he also scored a goal from an offside position but errrrr, they all count!!
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2013
who's next to die?
Family › Re: Conflict Between Family And Career. by coogar: 9:00pm On Jan 09, 2013
nigerian women and their wahala.
when you ask them to stay at home and be a housewife, they protest and scream gender equality/sex discrimination. when you let them work, they take out several days off work due to maternity and child rearing issues. talk of eating one's cake and trying to eat it. any woman who wants to embrace her career 100% should forget about raising kids and if you want to raise kids, leave your career out of the matter temporarily.
Culture › Re: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by coogar: 7:27pm On Jan 09, 2013
shymexx: Do I look white to you?? The movie was talking to you and your ilk and your love for the white man's buffoonery called atheism - go figure... You have the power to break loose from another form of mental slavery, however, like the slaves in "Django Unchained" - you prefer slavery to freedom!!

I'll pray for you!! undecided
where did you see the movie?
it's not out in the uk yet......the brits always get to see everything after the whole world must have seen it. useless suppressed people. the movie is out in nigeria but not yet out in britain.
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 7:19pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=BABE!]Of course! I want everyone to bring their A games. It will be unfair to start anytime soon. The game requires a bit of practice.[/quote]what's the best tactic to win? do you aim for the short words(2 to 3-lettered words) and spell as many as possible or do you just read the board and go for the giant words? i study the board for 50 secs before i start spelling - i do a maximum of 7-12 words per round but those words cop massive points.
Forum Games › Re: NL Ruzzle Tournament! by coogar: 7:11pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=BABE!]^^you're a meanie! tongue[/quote]i let them win the first round before i bring out the pitbull in me........i am not a nice person. grin cheesy

i think we should let people practise very well before the tournament. we can do the tournament on saturday and sunday.....

babseg's match....

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