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Royal Roy: Funny how this "nairaland auto-correct" machine works!! Cores ko.....Koko ni.
Lwkmd!!!!

i think someone should sit seun down and tell him his ideas concerning this autocorrect ish is laughable! cores? womanliness? joystick? heavenly feeling? so crass and razz. the mods should take some blame here too for not speaking out on improving the forum. if seun does not want some certain words because of his partnership with google n co, i can understand that but there are ways of going about it.

autocorrect

pénis = p*nis
orgäsm = org*sm
fück = f*#k
and so on and so forth - this looks a bit better instead of razz words like cores and behindbased. what the heck!!!

[quote author=baby_123]Fighting for a relationship with the Innocent kids does not make him a mumu. His presence is needed in their lives as much as the mum, no matter how vexed she is, or what happened between them. Men these days are not smiling o, they will drag the woman down as much as possible. She didnt have the kids by divine intervention. But OP just revealed that there is a restraining order against him, which explains it all.[/quote]#sighs - the woman should carry her cross! she deserves whatever comes her way! some people have remortgaged their souls to the devil to complicate issues and ruin the lives of others. good luck to them!

[quote author=baby_123]Well if the agreements are not sealed by law, anyone can default. In her mind she is protecting her children's interests and maintaining the lifestyle they are used to. It is up to the man to choose that he wants to be their father. Sometimes one person has to be the adult, regardless of what happened[/quote]one person has to be a mumu, you mean?
a woman kicked her husband out, she leaves a hole in his pocket every month and you still want him to be the "adult"? o..........k!!!

[quote author=baby_123]I really dont think she is sad from what the OP wrote. The kids seem to be the only ones that care or feel anything in this whole saga. The woman is out for blood, and the man doesnt give two...[/quote]but if the kids aren't happy then it would affect their mother directly or indirectly. seriously, some women are not supposed to be mothers - anyone who puts herself before the happiness of her children should be tied to a stake and flogged at the market square.

[quote author=baby_123]I dont think the woman is complaining. She is even following up the case. The woman's cousin is the one affected by this.[/quote]who's she going to complain to? she's sad.....the kids are sad and the family is torn apart! deep down, she must know she's emotionally damaging her own daughters because of a monthly stipend of $1000. some women need lobotomy!

ileobatojo: @ OP, I'm not clear on what your cousins problem is. Because if she committed all these atrocities and did everything in her power to get full custody of the kids, why is she sad now? Is she wanting more money or wanting a babysitter (father) to relieve her of the burden of caring for the kids? Anyway I imagine it would be very difficult for her to seek to share custody through the courts without getting in trouble for perjury.

I don't know what to tell you abeg.

most women don't know what they want - she's probably missing sex!

[quote author=baby_123]Sure. Polyandry is not so bad after all. Income from every where. [/quote]i like polyandrists......but i must warn you, i have a huge appetite! i wouldn't want a situation where the other men are moaning they are not getting enough "action".

[quote author=baby_123]Dude, dont test me. I will make you work for me. As in all your salary. . I know people and i have them on speed dial. [/quote]work for you? hmmmmm, that's delicious. such an appetising offer.....can i ponder over this for a moment?

[quote author=baby_123]Child support you must pay. That has nothing to do with pre nup. And it can be the woman. Who ever earns more pays, so if your wife is richer you get a check every month .[/quote]i know child support is different from prenup - i am just singing for the husband of the op's cousin!

[quote author=baby_123]It is based on his income. And besides in some states that is cool money. When he earns more, the amount can be reviewed and increased. For some women its not the money, but the fact that his wages will be garnished and he will feel it every month. [/quote]https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33vtkO0d51qk6wc3o1_500.gif

Woged2005: ..No ma, I will never do a thing like that. We were all close before the devil took over. The kids call me Auntie. The tone of my write up was mere frustration with the situation. Can you imagine a 10 and 7yr old daddy's girls now lacking daddy's love bc of two proud adults? thanks to coming to America!!

needing daddy's love?
in this day and age where men have been reduced to semën donors? what happened to the term "independent women"? you are making a grave mistake here - the kids should be happy. tell their mum to increase the allowance she spends on them. more toys, more trips to disneyland and the new x-box console.

[quote author=baby_123]hahahha, abi! Nurses here and there. Nurses breaking hearts all over the USA [/quote]nursing is one of the most promiscuous profession in the world. besides, majority of those nurses in the states were imported from the nigerian villages. there's no real evidence there is love in the marriage. in most cases, it's the union of a desperate woman in nigeria looking for means to get a ticket to yankee and a lazy man who needs a workaholic wife that would be the primary source of income. the murder rate of the nigerian nurses in america is mind-boggling.

[quote author=baby_123] Always the Nurses. Nurses come and defend yourselves!

You seem like you have a lot at stake in this. Maybe the man's heart who knows. [/quote]https://i.imgur.com/5OW2q.gif

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van persie vs welbeck, who had the better first touch?

[quote author=tpia@]Since there's no mention of the first film, ie the previous one, i take it nobody here has watched it.

And btw i didnt watch mandingo but it seems much of the material being mentioned here, might have been present in that movie.[/quote]i saw the first django(franco nero) - a drifter of a cowboy who drags a wooden casket. i was too young to understand what he was about but i remember there were klu klux klan group in the movie and a huge machine gun in the casket. tarantino has added a spin to the tale.........

kandiikane: LOL. I actually don't have it. I wrote it on the thread.

time to open your mental diary.....i need to hear the gist again(director's cut) from you. don't disappoint me.

kandiikane: LOL!
I don't need to compete. I have harems all over, in fact, I'm the one who hook these girls up. Abeg, old man go back in your coffin.

harems all over? harems of chlamydia, syphilis, etc?
kandiikane, i can see through you - stop pretending. still working out who is older between you and winnie mandela.

Logicboy03: Where the f4ck did you get that lie from? Where?
See this uncle Tom!!

quit it - stop talking. one more word from you and i'd time-travel to 1967 and drop your mother at the abortion clinic to have you terminated. uncle tom because you are hearing the raw truth from me? may amadioha impregnate you with albino quintuplets!

FYI, My ancestors from the Niger-Delta never enslaved anyone. They had polygamous relationships with many children- everyone helped on the farm and there was labour (this still goes on today). Prisoners of Wars from other villages were killed- beheaded. Efa festival in the past was celebrated with the head of other enemy villagers.

your ancestors were barbarians!
they were savages, they raided villages, stole, räped, murdered children and women in cold blood. they enslaved the men and traded them for material wealth. prisoners of war were either traded or converted to personal possession or sometimes eaten! yes, some of your ancestors were cannibals who used human heads in their ritualistic fetishes.

Good lord, you are a slave, in order to defend your white slave master religion, you have to lie against your own black people?
Psychopath!
Yawn
Yawn

you are a lunatic!
if your ancestors didn't aid n abet the whites, they wouldn't have succeeded in carting slaves away in multitudes. if your ancestors had put up a united front, they would have stopped slavery but your ancestors sold out - all because of guns and alcohol! little wonder there has never been peace in the niger-delta and you would never know peace like the soul of a child-molester. the blood of the innocent souls slayed by your ancestors is the reason there's disease, strife, untold hardship and hunger in the niger-delta! crude oil is not the problem, the blood of the innocent is the scourge of the naija delta!

kandiikane: Oh, poo did I hurt your feelings? Awwwwh!

you are too insignificant to even scratch the surface....

kandiikane:
I know, right? So, why don't you go poundland and get yourself some soap and perfume?

more like why don't you stiffen your moistened finger and sit on it?

kandiikane: Ok, from this thread, I have concluded that Nigerians smell of Body odour, mouth odour and groin odour.
Ghanians smell of fufu

Somalis smell of fish
Indian smell of curry
English people smell of unwashed pubes.

this is pathetic!

2legit2qwt: How can that be racist when i'm a Nigerian? No, the "smelly" part of the statement the woman made was to spite the boy, using "Nigeria" just shows she has a thing against Nigerians.

you could be autophobic.....

shymexx: But you can't even blame the chic in that video... Naija men and their love for all flat bum having EU chics in the UK caused the madness - if you lot don't treat them like "jewelz" they won't insult your country...
The question should now be, are Nigerians smelly??
I need honest answers!

i dunno about you but the nigerians i know in the uk don't smell! how much are deodorants that one cannot buy a bodyspray or a cologne? the woman just said what came to her mouth - it's not like she perceived any smell!

2legit2qwt: Truth be told also, some Nigerians need to start using deodorants, I mean it's not that expensive now . I avoid hugging sometimes to avoid the odor

this is a racist remark.....

Idowuogbo: hahahhaha... am close by

watch out for shymmex before he impregnates you.....