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Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 2:02pm On Jan 08, 2013
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 1:33pm On Jan 08, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju] WHO YOU FLOG!!!?!
ME!!!!!huh!
A MAN!!!!!huh!
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[/quote]look at your father christmas hat and wrapper....shaking my head!!

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Culture › Re: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by coogar: 1:26pm On Jan 08, 2013
Moschino26: Pls who can help with the download link of that film 'django unchained' asap undecided
support the movie, go and watch it in a cinema.
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 1:23pm On Jan 08, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll75qkGInb1qinvcko1_400.gif[/quote]this is your punishment for calling me a witch.......


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar:
Oahray: Denied? Sneijder wasn't even awarded Serie A best player in 2010, are you aware?
Diego Milito bagged both the best foreign player award and the best player award in 2010.

Milito was more instrumental to Inter that season than Sneijder.

In the world cup, Diego Forlan emerged player of the tournament.
So why the noise about Sneijder? He wasnt exceptional.

Do not say things just because others say it. Let facts and stats speak.
sneijder was the best player in 2009/10 season....he won the treble and single-handedly took holland to the final of the world cup. his goals and contribution that season is unparalleled. however, messi would always appeal to the romantics. messi's story is the modern cinderella story. a boy that was told would not make it in football because of his growth hormones and later went on to become planet's best player. his background is much better than ronaldo's - ronaldo is the arrogant twit, he's handsome, makes loads of money - who would vote for such?
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 1:13pm On Jan 08, 2013
Mavor: I will avoid a selfish woman in my life. Amen.
selfish? what's the meaning of selfish?
taking part to clean the house you stay is too much to ask?
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 1:08pm On Jan 08, 2013
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 1:03pm On Jan 08, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]See yourself... Which kind night school you go..

50% of the house rent not 50% of her earnings.. I dont care if she does blood money, prostitutes herself or steals the extra.. Shey she wants me to share in her duties and we are equal.. 50% stake.. Then she should be ready for the responsibilities that comes with that kind of majority shares.


Some of you women think your lives are hard.. Come and see what men go through..
[/quote]if you cannot take care of the mother of your kids then you shouldn't be married in the first place. men are supposed to take charge of the home, pay the bills and generally bring the bacon home. you are physically stronger than your wife, put those muscles of yours into good use before you become overweight with the ridiculous protruding belly nigerian men carry these days. since many nigerian men hardly go to the gym, taking part in the house chores is a good way of burning some fats accumulated via drinking gulder and isi ewu peppersoup.

Vikin: What do you go through? Tell me!
As for the earnings, you won't have a problem if she earns 500k and you earn 50 k.

Anyway, I have a perfect babe for you! She dey my mother village..when u are ready let me know. Her name na nwanneka!
See pics attached for your perusal and approval smiley
this woman is perfect for okija....
she epitomises the classic traditional woman....you can imagine what her palms would feel like from her looking at her face. if this woman slaps a cow, the cow would faint.
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 12:54pm On Jan 08, 2013
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 12:45pm On Jan 08, 2013
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 12:38pm On Jan 08, 2013
happy birthday to the gunner-in-chief, debosky...aka gburugburu 13 of gbongan kingdom, ikuakporlorkpolor 2 of ogbomosho, nwaana-ogbuefi-ngbediguchi 12 of onitsha. may your days be long on the planet....may you break the record of methuselah(like mukina2)
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 12:33pm On Jan 08, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]5- 10 minutes of raw undiluted ecstacy is better than 3 hrs of bumping and grinding with no pleasure o!![/quote]which leaves your wife unsatisfied till she starts sh[color=#000000]a[/color]gging your wife.

As a traditional man, na fire dey go I dey.. No time for gba'riwa .. https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llryw9nTs11qinvcko1_400.gif
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[quote author=BABE!]kiss kiss[/quote]okija-juju should have been born in the 4th century
Culture › Re: Django Unchained = Inappropriate And Awkward? by coogar: 12:29pm On Jan 08, 2013
Reptyle: Saw the movie yesterday and I must confess it's one of the best Tarantino movie I have ever seen. I do not understand what the whole controversy was about the racial nature of the movie. I mean, this was a movie about the era of slave trade and everything that was depicted in the movie really happened to slaves in those days.

They were neutered at will, fed to dogs, made to wrestle bears and one another in blood sports for the entertainment of their white masters and YES! They were called NIGGERS and required to respond with a "Yessa Massa" when so called. There were also "Uncle Toms" like the character played so well by Samuel L. Jackson who sold their own out to the white slave owners.

All these were themes explored in the movie. From where then comes the angst expressed by Spike Lee and several other notable black icons about this movie?
he rarely disappoints.....one of my best movie directors ever.
is the movie disrespectful to blacks? it's not disrespectful to me - these things did happen back then, what's wrong with someone telling the story how it was?
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 11:45am On Jan 08, 2013
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Vikin: They don't know what they are missing.... cheesy
don't mind the neantherthals.........
if my wife spends 60% of the day doing "yeye" chores in the house, when would she have my time in the bedroom? i think the problem with okija-juju and the other traditional men is their bedroom sessions last only 5-10 mins. modern men who demand 3 hrs from their women in the bedroom know a woman must be properly managed and taken care of.
Family › Re: Why Do Women Hate To Marry Traditional Men? by coogar: 11:17am On Jan 08, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]SO to all the 'MORDERN' women in the house, how do you handle the following in your home;
1. Food
2. House-keeping
3. The kids
4. Laundry
5. Your Husbands welfare
6. Sex
[/quote]food - mr biggs/tfc
housekeeping - housemaids
kids - au pair
laundry - dry cleaners
hubby's welfare - butlers, maids, mother in-law
sex - tantric sex, kama sutra, swingers club.

it's the 21st century, okija.......i am a traditional man married to a modern woman and she's rubbed off on me. join the bandwagon or miss out. grin wink
Crime › Re: Designer Shaun Akanbi Stabbed To Death In The UK by coogar: 10:30am On Jan 08, 2013
delors: Now, with these meaningless expressions of urs, tell me u aint stranded. U r a big fo.ol! Old as u claim, yet, ur expressions reveal how so myopic, hopeless, insensitive and just out-of-sort u r.
go and suck your father's cöck, you animalistic troglodyte....
what's my business with the above drivel that you wrote? you need to learn how to write properly before you qualify as an intellectual. it's not difficult to tell you must have dropped out of school - oloshious fellow!

Now, tell me, ur elder or younger brother got murdered in cold blood, the first thing u'd tell ur mother (if u have one) is that ur silly brother was a member of a gang and so, all well, the homicide was cool? Oh my!
Police investigations v no reports describing the deceased as a gang member, no criminal records of any sort, and more investigations r on,
the daftest analogy i have ever read on a forum.....
if your father gets stabbed in a dinghy brothel or a whorehouse, what would you conclude? he went there to preach the gospel or did he go there to collect thrifts? why are nigerians so daft they have to be spoonfed about everything?

yet, becos u managed to creep out of Nigeria and hang onto a slim hope in a decaying country like UK, u sorta think u r better? Fo.ol!
If u do not know about something, dont claim to, otherwise, ur ignorance will haunt and embarrass u. Abi na only u dey UK? m*der f**kin son of a who-re.
Get a life!
i did not manage to creep out of nigeria, you homoerotic pleb.....
my toe nails pack more intelligent than your whole being - i can write a 50,000-word manuscript on gang violence in the uk. if you have any common sense at all, my first reply was this is probably gang-related.......but because some of you ruminant animals just want to prove rubbish, you jumped on it like flies on a bowl of poop.

silly rabbit!
Crime › Re: Designer Shaun Akanbi Stabbed To Death In The UK by coogar: 2:00am On Jan 08, 2013
delors: Shut d Bleep up jooo...idiot! Like say d guy na ur next door neighbour. No wonder u r stranded in the UK with no hope...idiot. Keep insinuating what u dont know. RIP Shaun...
stop smoking your pubic hair, you homoerotic pleb!
stranded in the uk with no hope? i am certain your thalamus and cerebellum have swapped places in your cranial cavity. you have the swag of an anorexic millipede!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 12:59am On Jan 08, 2013
mikeyhernadez: You talking nonsense ...barca,madrid,valencia,sevilla,atheletico,celta vigo,bilbao nkor.?
you are a fool.....
you mean sevilla, valencia and athletico have won the champions league?

Krayola: How can he have ended Barcelona's dominance when he is sitting 16 points behind Barcelona. U go school?
this boy is a fool.
barca had won 3 titles back to back and on their way to win the 4th when jose stopped y'all....on top of that, he won the copa del rey and forced guardiola into an early retirement. how's that not stopping your dominance - what did barcelona win last season?

Before when i talk say u no get sense i just dey play but now u don proof it beyond reasonable doubt.
BTW history recognizes failures too. Just ask Hitler, Bin Laden, Saddam, Ghaddaffi etc . All world recognized losers. Mourinho is about to join that list.
you have proven you reason with your toe-nails right from the start...
mourinho is not a failure - he had one objective in spain and that is to win la liga. he has achieved that aim last season. the only other target is the champions league this season before he quits spain. his league position bears no bearing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 12:33am On Jan 08, 2013
dayokanu: Sir faggotson has won the EPL title several times so whats the point in him winning again
AT last count Faggotson has more league titles than Mourinhoe
another daft analogy!
ferguson is a stayer, jose is a drifter. jose's sole aim is to win all the league titles in the top leagues in europe. alex ferguson's sole aim is to win titles only for man utd. yet again, apples and oranges.

Krayola: The point is that that's his job. If he doesn't do it well, he is a failure. He hasn't done it well, diafour, he is a failure.
mourinho was brought in to stop the barcelona dominance and he did last season. what meaningful title did barcelona win last season? mourinho bodied barcelona so bad, guardiola had to retire out of frustration and sleepless nights. mission accomplished!


Madrid has not done this badly in recent history. In fact Jose Olodo Mourinho just led Madrid to their worst league start in 10 years. Analyse that!!
yet more idiotic analogies.
history only recognises winners - if you are 2nd, you are not different from the 17th position. it's either you win it or not. worst start or best start counts for nothing!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 12:25am On Jan 08, 2013
dayokanu: Only that Pep destroyed him in the CL 2011 semi to win his second title
in a dubious fashion - in jose's first season still acclimatising to the spanish football politics. love him or hate him, jose is the man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 12:17am On Jan 08, 2013
Krayola: That would be great if he did it with Valencia, or Sevilla or some other team.... Not with Real Madrid. They're as big as teams can get.
you are talking rubbish as usual....it's becoming a habit
before jose went to madrid, what was their performance in the champions league? they normally get dumped out in the quarterfinal or the 2nd round. jose broke that jinx. the copa del rey jinx was also broken by jose after several years of being in the wilderness. he won all these titles at guardiola's expense - and guardiola was forced to sack himself.

The guy is currently a failure. The first time any team he has coached has performed this woefully is in Spain, and it just happens to be one of the strongest squads in the game. The guy no get excuse abeg leave story
there's no motivation again apart from the champions league.
what's the point in winning the league title again n again? his direct rival has left barcelona and the 2 of them are on their way to the premier league next season to resume hostilities. admit it, jose destroyed barcelona with inter, chelsea and now madrid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 12:07am On Jan 08, 2013
dayokanu: Mourinhos only mission is La Liga that Schuster and Capello won with the same Madrid? Jose currently 16points behind league leaders just halfway in the league
schuster and capello did not win the leagues of england, italy and portugal - mourinho did and won all the domestic cups in spain to prove he can cut it in any league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 12:02am On Jan 08, 2013
Krayola: Mourinho is currently failing woefully in La Liga despite having the most expensive squad in the country. To conquer spain, you need to do a lot more than win a liga title.... Mourinho ain't done shit yet.
sour grapes -
he murdered the best barca team in the history of football last season and won the league at a canter. his heart is no longer in it. he cannot wait for summer to come to the premier league and take over chelsea or man city. he had one mission in la liga - win the spanish league and that mission has been accomplished. mourinho has lost interest since his rival guardiola left barcelona.

Ramos coached Tottenham hotspur. They will never ever win the league. What were they supposed to win the league with? Benitez is Liverpool's most successful manager in recent times. They wish they still had him.
recent times? when did he leave that you are using recent times? you don't know what you are talking about? benitez ruined liverpool. the debt he left buying substandard players removed liverpool in the top 4 and stuck them in the top 12.

Mourinho is about to be unemployed. Every Tom, dick and Fatai in La Liga is whoopin his team. Olodo coach no know say na soccer we dey tap for here.
this same mourinho undressed barcelona as inter manager. he came back to the league and won copa del rey and la liga at the expense of barcelona. you are chatting rubbish as usual. mourinho has conquered spain!

logica: Did you see how that foolish theory was refuted? It's not true English clubs don't put much energy when they play in the Europa league. Just read the refutations yourself. I don't need to list them here.
it's true....they don't take it serious
no top english side would play europa league with all their energy at the expense of their league position. it's a mickey mouse cup.....if you win it, the pundits would mock it, if you crash out, the pundits would mock as well so what's the point?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 11:52pm On Jan 07, 2013
Debroslink: THIS IS THE REALITY. TRUTH HURTS http://manchesterunited-fansclub..com/2010/07/ferguson-regrets-about-forlan.html. @ LEAST THIS IS YOUR CLUB'S .
liar liar, pants on fire.
show us a direct quote from alex ferguson expressing regrets over selling diego forlan? you think you are in a beer parlour here where you can lie to the public? the only player ferguson has regretted selling was jaap stam. if fergie didn't regret selling beckham, ruud or ronaldo - why the heck would he regret selling a player who returned just 17 goals in 98 games? you are posting a blog link and you tender such nonsense as evidence? the internet must be a new experience for you.

you better be at your sharpest when arguing here, this is not a facebook forum.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by coogar: 11:44pm On Jan 07, 2013
Debroslink:
HOW MANY GOALS DID BAPTISTA SCORE IN A WHOLE SEASON IN LALIGA? LESS THAN 10. THIS WAS A GUY DAT SCORED 4 GOALS AGAINST TOTTENHAM WHILE PLAYING 4 ARSENAL. AS FOR FORLAN, EVEN ALEX FERGUSON REGRETTED SELLING HIM. JUST READ THIS LINK FOR CONFIRMATION: http://manchesterunited-fansclub..com/2010/07/ferguson-regrets-about-forlan.html. YAYA, AGUERO, SILVA, MATA, MICHU, ARTETA (A BARCA REJECT), CARZOLA,ETC LALIGA AVERAGE PLAYERS ALL MAKING WAVES IN UR SHITTY LEAGUE.
stop lying and stop typing in bold fonts.
ferguson did everything for forlan but the dude couldn't just cut it....he scored only 17 goals in 98 games for man utd, how can fergie regret selling such a player? you keep lying and blinding us with your bold fonts. get out of here, abeg!

dayokanu: Carlo won the EPL, won the FA cup wont the double in his first attempt. Quieroz couldnt win nada in Madrid
Maybe we would say Mourinho was also undressed because he was sacked
mourinho's sack was a boardroom decision - nothing to do with the performance. he had started the 07/08 season and he was 2nd or 3rd on the table with less than 8 league games played........he couldn't have been sacked because of his football performance.

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