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dayokanu: Only God knows how many of those kain boobs you don suck I really feel sorry for you boobsmen

look at you, i do thorough examination before i taste.......na you i pity pass cos you lack the technical know-how!

dayokanu: Na wa ooo

never knew a pair of böobs could cause such mayhem! nigerian women and their own peculiar issues!

mozonto: pls guys help am confused. Am 31 and my wife is 22yrs.we got married early this year.and we love each other so much.we are bless wit a baby gal.i made sure i met up wit u her needs.but my problem is dat she normarly calls 3 of her former boy friends,but i was not happy about dat.one night as we were sleeping her phone rang again and it was one of those boys.she answered with a sweet voice.after the cal,i got mad wit her,but she told me that she has nothing to do wit any of them.i change her sim card but they still call her.pls advice me wot do i do.is it dat she still love those guys or do i believe she luv me as she claims

she doesn't love you like she claims - what exactly does she talk about with her exes - comparing your sëxual prowess to theirs or what? you need to put your foot on the ground and be the man of your house. report her to your in-laws if she doesn't change!!!

diggz: . And,U are a glorified c_U_,n_t!!! See dis blinking idiot! May d gods curse d womb dat carried u swine for 9months. U gud for nuffin sonofashewo- you are the spermhead your mother shoulda swallowed wit a bottle of ogogoro and 6tablets of postinor. Even @ 65years u are just a fool covered in d glory of bin d king of NL dodoyours! Nigga!! quit ur homoerotic stupid spineless nature and get a life,instead of occupying space on NL u Biatch!!!

thanks for telling the world you are the ugliest thang that came out of your mother's fallopian tube. lest i forget, is ghostface-killa your father or your son? whichever one sired the other one is not even important. it's a case of a simpleton fathering a child suffering from trisomy 13!

[quote author=Ghostface_killa]LMAO@this internet thug........u jst showed hw much of a retarded fvck u are.......Smfh......cnt xchange words w/ dis sex_starved troll mehn.....[/quote]what a serial wânker!
was i exchanging words with a doofus like yourself when you barged into an intellectual discourse with your appalling penmanship and idiotic opinion? i don't blame you though but the donor of your y-chromosomes who should have bagged his phallus!

StarBoard: A miss is a miss.
His is even worse given he tried that played-out start-stop run-up.

he tried it @ the euros and his pen for portugal was the best on the night!

You're forgeting several blasts into row ZZ when a telling pass would have been a better option.

in spite of all these flaws of nani, his stats are still better than any winger you can name in england. isn't that what you should be worried about?

Boy i'm done arguing with you on Nani.The boy is shyte.
Let's move on.

you're done because each of the points you have raised got demolished! nani is a beast on his day - we don't have another player like him. only van persie and rooney have more market value than nani in the whole united squad!

StarBoard: Please educate me how he's supposed to deliver the key passes without any of the attributes you listed that you imply aren't that important.

duh! that's the point - nani has all these attributes and this is why his stats are miles prettier than any winger in the league. i was only speaking generally that sometimes the attributes can be discounted if one can get goals or assist goals. ryan giggs in the last 3 seasons has mastered the arts. giggs play shyte for 90 mins but he would get an assist or a goal and all is forgiven! nani offers so much more than giggs though!

Or am I supposed to think he is just going to wait by the by-line and wait for the ball to come to him before delivering the "key passes"?.

reference the gifs i posted above - can you see the intelligent passes to kagawa and evra? do those look like nani is dud or the players ahead of him cannot finish?

StarBoard: Nani is lucky we won that Gala match.That's why you have the nerve to type the above.
Besides, RuuDie is also too stubborn to agree.

what woulda happened if we didn't win? he had about half-a-dozen key passes against galatasaray - chances you would expect us to score from on another day but the attack kept fluffing their lines! his only major flaw was the missed penalty - it was a shot on target, it's not like he blasted it over the bar like papiss cisse did last night - who hasn't missed a pen for us this season?

diggz: @ Old gaylord cougar,look bush or hug wet transformer. Who cares if I graduated from college or not? little wonder all U do is to insult people who disagree wit Ur moronic opinions cos U are a big for nothing stupidt 65yrs old college graduate. Okponu oshi! Ala kori! Slavish old gaylord!

you're a glorified simpleton!
useless sonofawhore - you are the spermhead your mother shoulda swallowed with a tumbler of gulder and 2 tablespoonfuls of alabukun powder!

Emperoh: Can we convert these energies into what we need to to clubbing Fergie to submission?
Nani this Nani that> . . . . . i tire for una

nah - starboard is too stubborn to admit he's wrong about nani. granted, nani had a bad performance against liverpool but so did many of the players on show including the manager for selecting a shyte team. however, for starboard to claim nani didn't play well against galatasaray when he was the best player on the pitch is stretching the borders of insanity!

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those are 3 key passes that should have been goal assists! they said nani cannot pass but there is no iota of truth in that statement!

diggz: . @ Da Maverick Cougar, quit biT_hing p-ssy! U spew lots of thrash dats how I know u are a 65yrs old sex starved,internet prickstar,pr-,ick su?cking gay-,got. By the way,U can kip ur breath stinks and feminine gist for ur lazy ass Fada cos d only peeps who take u seriously are barbarians like Ursef. U Slavish morafcuking Bashtard!

i doubt you graduated from a college with the dross you typed above - you sound like you fell off a fåggot tree. you unrepentant sod!

StarBoard: According to you, any other thing aside from assists and goals is to be discounted.

this is where we differ - any other thing apart from goals, assists and key passes can be discounted. ball control, dribbling, accurate passes, good vision, stealth, pace, power, key passes, football sense, etc are all the means to an end(goal scoring) so if nani stutters for half a match but manages to produce 2 assists or create goal scoring opportunities then his job for the day is done!

So tell me something else aside from 7 key passes.

he linked the attack well after his penalty miss!

How many shots into row Z did he have in the game?How many misplaced passes did he have in that game as well?I don't know what your definition of class is,but if it is Nani,then we live in an extremely crappy world.

at least, that shows nani does not hide in games.....he is a trier! fans love a trier!!!

As per Valencia,Mark Lawrenson (a Livepool legend) says it was a foul and therefore a penalty.You know who I will believe out of the two of you as a pundit.

no one is disputing whether it was a pen or not - all i am saying is it shouldn't even have gone to that route if valencia possessed any football brain. 3 strikers vs 2 defenders should be resulting in a goal. valencia had 2 runners but he hesitated n hesitated until he was dispossessed. the ref could have easily waved a corner kick and it would have been another missed goal scoring opportunity!!!

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Odunnu: @Coogar: If I get eczema, be sure i'll pass it on to you. But seriously, I dont think she has skin disease even though I will never those clothes again.

send the camisole to debosky as a christmas present
he is still shy about his newly developed man-bôobs.....

debosky: Hotel L'Odunnu - laptop, movie pass and camisoles included!

odunnu has to worry about catching eczema from her camisole!

Odunnu: @Coogar: dont let me catch you

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God don catch odunnu - i hope these scroungers come back with their extended family before christmas!

StarBoard: You will give a pay-rise to someone who can't keep the ball?
Really?

how many players kept the ball yesterday? everyone of them was shyte! stop the witchhunt, it makes you sound like dayokanu! who had a good game @ anfield apart from rio's defensive quality and rafael's goal? valencia was worse than nani - didn't notice his presence until he ran the length of the pitch in a 3 versus 2 situation and he still wasted the chance - he's lucky ref bought his foolishness and gave a penalty! if every other player in the team got a pay-rise - nani shouldn't be exempted! against galatasaray, nani was super class. 7 key passes he supplied in the game - 5 resulted in a one v one situation that our strikers didn't convert. on another day, that could have easily been 5 goal assists!

samir101ng: http://blogs.voanews.com/breaking-news/2012/09/24/apple-supplier-halts-production-after-violence/

Apple Supplier Halts Production After Violence


Posted September 24th, 2012 at 3:15 am (UTC-4)

Foxconn, the company that makes Apple's iPhones, has suspended production at a factory in northern China after a brawl that involved as many as 2,000 workers and left about 40 people injured.

The clash erupted late Sunday in a privately-managed dormitory for Foxconn employees who work at the company's factory in Taiyuan.

China's Xinhua news agency says 5,000 police officers were dispatched to the dormitory and brought the chaos under control early Monday.

Foxconn says the incident appears to have started as a personal dispute and does not appear to be work related.

The Taiyuan plant employs 79,000 workers and manufactures automobile electronic components, consumer electronic components, and precision moldings.

Foxconn, owned by Taiwan's Hon Hai, is the world's largest contract maker of electronic goods and employs about one million workers in factories across China.

The company has faced scrutiny over complaints about its wages and working conditions.

what has this gotta do with apple? foxconn manufactures for sony, toshiba, amazon, dell, microsoft, hewlett-packard, cisco, nokia, etc. why make it sound like apple owns foxconn?

all these yeye stories sef to blacklist apple - nansense!

mbulela: Nani deserves a pay cut.

he deserves a pay rise!
everyone on the pitch was shyte - even van persie couldn't hold the ball well. we don't play well @ anfield, i dunno why! the crowd gets to the players and they lose their heads!!!!

[quote author=Ghostface_killa]is that the best you could come up with......what a tranny!!........lyk I said u should get a lyf negro....nuff said....[/quote]go [color=#000000]f[/color]uck yourself you homoerotic cünt! if there's anything resembling hell in the afterlife, i have no doubt you would be force-fed with satan's sémen while being fisted by goblins!

diggz: Cougar is d epitome of foolishness! Spewing rubbish as usual. So a 50mil striker work na to sitdon dey wait for tap-ins abi? Apart from d DUD called torres,kindly name anoda striker on earth who can't hold on to d ball,who can't beat a maker,who can't b brilliant for once burr,depends on tap-ins solely? Cougar stop dis ur rubbish talk for we thread. Mscheeeew!!!!

you are a consummate rëtard!
diggz, why should we take you serious when your attention span and cognitive reasoning are nothing to write home about! you are feminine, softer than a feather - you can have my 60 cents to go buy some peppermint as your breath stinks!
oloshious nuisance!

[quote author=Ghostface_killa]@coogar......u sound lyk a dumb fat fagg0tty fvck mehn.....c'mon mehn...wishing dat terry shags d wives of all Chelsea fans except those licking ur butt??.......what an arse.wipe........get a lyf d!kk.head!!....[/quote]who is this windowlicker?

Ibime: Come on now. . . just because Liverpool lost a match doesnt mean Joe Allen got shyted on. . . blame that on their strikers who cant finish. . .

diaby mauled allen @ anfield.....mulumbu also did some damage. he's just an average player who can pass the ball a bit - nothing special - we have better players in our squad but on a day like this, lord fergus would always play giggs/scholes. it's like a tradition!!

Ibime: First off, Nani has never played brilliantly on the left wing. His greatest preformances always come on the right-wing.

Second off, whilst United midfield was poor, you lot should give some praise to Joe Allen. The guy is no mug. I recommended you lot sign him last summer but Fergie was busy overloading on more wingers and strikers.

joe allen is shyte! abou diaby murdered him some weeks ago - mulumbu shat on him last month too. even if we had allen, he wouldn't have played today - fergie wanted to mark the hillsborough event with his geriatrics. is allen better than cleverley? better than anderson? with the way we played today, sani keita would have looked like xavi and zidane rolled into one. makes me wonder why we have so many young midfielders but fergie chooses his geriatrics ahead of them in big games. powell, anderson, cleverley were fit and fergie still chose giggs!

HQ: Cloud Storage? Not literally "in the Sky" #JustSayin'

of course - how can it be in the sky?

SailorXY: Evra didnt play as badly as most of u are making out... as a matter of fact the whole performance would have been very different if cleverley and anderson replaced carrick and giggs in the starting line up with that same formation... i think our defence coped well on the day with all the barrage of attack they faced. Fergie takes the blame for me!

i have a solution:
let's send 5 of our members here to cheshire in balaclavas and a baseball bat to whack the knee-caps of giggsy and scholes! i am nominating starboard, chamotex, emperoh, coded guy and montelik!

Ibime: Breaking news - john terry retires f :Drom international football

They must be about to find him guilty

terry was guilty! he has been protected far too much in this country for dozens of his atrocities. i hope he shags the wives of every chelsea member here bar nateevs and dyabman!

Bawss1: @TP

In the course of your debates please go easy with the name calling. Not all Nlanders have it in them to shrug off those remarks while being "educated".

Once again thank you for the schooling. Me sef I don learn something.

but it gets frustrating when you are correcting someone and the person is deliberately being obtuse. nobody likes throwing insults here and there but it's sometimes necessary!

afrodoc: partly fergie's fault but the player's were really really poor today! regardless of the line up players like Nani,Valencia,RVP who many United fans would have had in their starting lineups were so poor today.

lining up with a 39 yr old man would make me poor too.....there's a buzz when young exciting players are on the pitch - i cannot imagine ando-clev out there today with carrick patrolling behind them - we would have done serious damage to that liverpool team - we made em look like barcelona. fergie must pay for this!

debosky: Nani was poor today - no one will deny that. RVP has been poor for the past two games as well - the penalty today was his only contribution and that doesn't mean he is a bad player or isn't worth his wages.

every player in white was poor bar rio and rafael. rio because he matched suarez in every duel and rafael because of his equaliser. it's the worst performance ever in my time of watching man utd.

IMO the entire formation was wrong and the team was either overawed by the occasion or just completely worn out by the mid-week exertions.

the selection ruined it! starting giggs ruined it!
no pressure at all in our centre of the park - it was carrick vs 3 liverpool midfielders. nothing meaningful came out of that midfield today - every attacking player took the wrong option. ferguson must apologise for the shower of shyte he made us watch today!

dayokanu: Garba Lawal scored vs Spain

and he won a golden boot in that tournament, didn't he?
you are so idiotic, you make 1025 look like albert einstein - who ever trained you to do analogies must be a troglodyte! what has garba lawal scoring against spain gotta do with golden boot?

Since January 2011 Torres has 15 goals In the same time Van Persie has over 50 goals

van persie don't have selfish teammates - the comparison once again is idiotic!

4llerbuntu: see dodoyo mumu raised to power 10.
oshisco. u keep trumpeting highest goal scorer, y not also mention that was 3 goals? so because he scored 3 goals in 2 yrs for the national team he is a superstar?

so the golden boot was 3 goals? so how come world class players like van persie, rooney, balotelli, di natale, cristiano, benzema, etc failed to score 4 goals despite playing more minutes on the pitch than fernando? 4llerbuntu, if they open your head, i have no doubt there would be shyte particles in your brain cavity!

if the other strikers had bad euros at least they have not equally had 3 bad seasons in a row.

how many goals has torres scored this season? how many has giroud or suarez?

mumu oshi, how many 1 on 1 has ur team created for Van persie? the hat trick he scored was 1 on 1 only abi? y has he not waited for 1 on 1 only before scoring?

southampton(3 good chances)
wigan(open net)

dunce-an Mighty

oloshious fellow - big for nothing [color=#000000]r[/color]etard!

chamotex: Nani was atrocious, Giggs was pants and Evra was ...Evra, getting his black arsse rimmed by a little seventeen year old.

The whole team should not be paid this week. Never had a win felt like a defeat before...awful lot.
Really pissed!

that's what you get whenever you see those geriatrics in the starting line up and it's so baffling that no opponent would go after giggs and give him a lifelong injury that would end his career once and for all! how does he do it? jones, smalling, young, rooney, etc all cop injuries from time to time but giggs @ 39 is always fit......

francis247: No Flash support in the
web browser

big lie - there's flash support - just download google chrome app!
you don't have to use safari!

No true multitasking
for all applications

another lie - you can multi-task

FaceTime video calls
work only over Wi-Fi

you are ignorant -iOS 6 allows you to facetime over 3G
you must have been living under a rock in the last few weeks!

No file transfer over
Bluetooth or USB Mass
Storage mode
(independent from
iTunes)

i have got an iCloud account - 50GB somewhere in the sky where my files are kept safe!
even if my devices get stolen, my files are safe and can be redownloaded at any time!

No FM radio
No stereo speakers

who listens to fm radio when there's a billion songs on itunes?
why do i need stereo speakers when there are headphones to keep your music to yourself? you must be living in a village where noise pollution is not seen as constituting a nuisance!

No microSD card slot

icloud has answered that question! i don't need to carry any microSD when my files are safer in the sky!

Non-user-replaceable
battery

why do I need to replace battery? by the time my battery would be so weak to need replacement, technology would have passed the phone by to get a new one. i cannot use a phone for more than 18-24 months - i don't need a battery replacement!

Siri still a beta, location
services not enabled
outside US

siri works well in the uk - the uk is outside of usa!
your lies have shown you don't know what you are talking about! the new siri works in 15 countries and can now speak several languages!

Stuck with iTunes for
loading content End of discussion! No bondage like fanboyism.

itunes is the biggest music store on the planet - i wouldn't shop anywhere else. itunes have everything. music, videos, tv shows(old and on-going)! google/amazon cannot offer anything better. i bought the last dexter series with a season pass - it downloaded every episode(every week)automatically on my device the moment it's on tv - amazon/google/hmv cannot give you such an easy life!

i tell you - end of discussion........apple rule, others drool!

StarBoard: How did Maverick fare today?
The best winger in Europe kept giving the ball away like an elementary pupil.
Still waiting to be proved that Nani is all the hype that Prof coogar and wordsmith debosky say he is.

it was a general poor performance from the management and the team. no need to isolate and witchhunt a particular player - we are not chelsea fans! rvp was as shyte as nani! valencia was as shyte as kagawa! how do you determine one shyte is better than another? in ma own opinion, shyte is shyte!!!

chamotex: Matter of fact I think the United team coach should drop Evra off at Raheem Sterling's house.
Sterling should adopt Evra as his 4th child.

evra has been shyte for 18 months now - even a blind man could see this. we should be beating that liverpool team 3-0 without needing the ref to send one of them off! the display was rubbish, fergie is brainless, the players need to tender an apology for the shower of shyte! no fan should be made to watch this nonsense - we don't deserve this at all - how can fergie keep 2 geriatrics in the same team @ anfield? experience my white buttcheek!