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BAAD: .
You even contradict urself if juju/jazz cannot hide drugs, was the NDLEA machine lied b cos u said it can detect drugs particle on currency note, and 3 machines confirm it as positive, so on which side are u

you are ignorant!
there are simple tests like the plaster test that can detect drug particles on currency notes, insides of a shoe, the surface of a bag, etc. these strips are placed on any suspected material like a plaster and then removed - if the surface has had any contact with any controlled drug, a red bar would show on the machine.

as for baba suwe, nothing was found on him. he was x-rayed and the ndlea suspected there was something in his belly. ndlea couldn't tell what was in his belly so they arrested him and forced him to empty his bowels for days - baba suwe did as told and nothing was found. even if he had something in his belly, the latex holding the substance would have ripped open and killed baba suwe within days. baba suwe's stool and urine were sampled for several days and nothing was found in them.

he did not ingest anything - there's no juju/jazz that can beat any machine! if you think there is such jazz - please do it and board a plane going to vietnam or thailand and lets see how potent your juju is.......i cannot believe a nation of such educated people like ours would still believe someone can use juju to hide drugs in his belly! that mentality is crass!

montelik: Shambolic, shameful, soulless, directionless. I don't think I have ever felt quite so annoyed and vexed after a win against a bitter rival. W

it's the worst united display ever. everyone on the pitch bar rio and rafael were utter shyte!
even the most basic of passes got squandered by nearly everyone! ryan giggs is a disgrace! how he can watch his performance on dvd and not retire is a selfish act! he's stunting the growth of younger players and its not kool! fergie would never ask him to go -giggs must make this decision himself and pack it in. the wingers did nothing - kagawa rarely touched the ball, van persie had nothing to feed on. it was a victory in the end but it felt like a loss to me........day light robberies like this cannot impress me!

montelik: Lindegaard, Rafael, Ferdinand, Evans, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Giggs, Nani, Kagawa, Van Persie.

Subs: De Gea, Buttner, Anderson, Scholes, Cleverley, Hernandez, Welbeck.

another [color=#000000]r[/color]ape session in our midfield. ferguson is a tool - the biggest tool ever. he is sacrificing energy for experience after watching what diaby did to the liverpool midfield? is ferguson mentally-ill? anderson/cleverley are brimming with energy to harass and press for the ball - giggs cannot do anything. he cannot pass, he cannot tackle and he cannot press - why is he in the team @ anfield of all places?

even if we end up winning, this is still the wrong team!

acidtalk: Hope the film will start with the scene where his boss gave him druigs to ingest and took him to a native doctor who recited some incantations so that the drugs will appear invinsible before he headed to the Airport? Because anything short from that first scene is nonesense as we all know the NDLEA part of the story is the TRUTH.

your ignorance is the worst i have seen....
so you believe juju/jazz can hide drugs ingested in one's belly? in 2012? that must be the daftest comment i have read ever. some of you nigerians need to leave the cocoon you are enclosed in and go out more. there are machines that would detect drug particles on currency notes - how much more someone who ingested!

walescon: Pls iFans is there a way to use iphone 4 locked to Verizon here in Nigeria?

you have to jailbreak or factory unlock it!

dayokanu: FACTcheck: He flopped against Wigan, QPR, Juve and Atletico also

but has scored against barcelona, man city and italy @ the euros......van persie didn't score against everton, wigan and galatasaray, he must be a mediocre player. you peahens need to give it a rest and the idiotic 4llerbuntu keeps mentioning torres is dud for his national team - he won the golden boot playing for spain in spite of his limited appearances for them! only a lunatic would criticise torres in his national team!

ogugua88: @Gbyte and @KazaaUpload, thanks for the suggestions!

Two of the first ones I got were "iPhone Secrets" and "Guide for iOS 6" hahaha.

get "word lens" - you would thank me later!

this debate has been overflogged already - but one thing is clear: strikers don't thrive @ chelsea bar the odd season. the stats are there for you to digest! i blame the system, the structure and most importantly the managerial instability! it must be the reason why the midfielders aim to score in every game @ the expense of the strikers to guarantee a starting berth in the next game.

if any sane human being play at any top football club, he would score 15 league goals easily. look at gervinho, walcott, valencia, etc. their aim is to beat their marker and find their centre forward in the box for a tap-in! how difficult can that be if the midfielders are selfless? the job of a winger is to look at his striker in the eye and tell him: "i am going to get you a brace this afternoon" but the reverse is the case @ stamford bridge! how rooney must love valencia!!!

it was the reason sturridge was left out of the england squad - hodgson must have thought sturridge has no football brain. he shoots on anyhow from the flank even from impossible angles. the other night, all mata had to do was roll the ball across for torres to tap into the empty net but he thought he could do it all by himself! this self-seeking attitude must be purged out of the midfielders at chelsea before any striker can thrive there!

chic2pimp: Drogba is the only striker of the Abramovich era that has scored more than 20 league goals in a season.

it's a disgrace!!!!
let me expose this tragic comedy even further.....

chelsea's top goalscorers(league)by the season
2004/5 - frank lampard(13 goals)
2005/6 - frank lampard(16 goals)
2006/7 - didier drogba(20 goals)
2007/8 - frank lampard(10 goals)
2008/9 - nicholas anelka(20 goals)
2009/10 - didier drogba(29 goals)
2010/11 - florent malouda(13 goals)
2011/12 - sturridge/malouda(11 goals)

need i say more? its a tradition for midfielders to outscore strikers @ chelsea bar the anomaly in 07, 09 and 10. seriously look at 2007/8. lampard scored 10 league goals and he was still the top scorer @ chelsea. chelsea finished 2nd in the league - they tied united until the last day of the season and a miserable 10 league goals still trumped all the strikers in their roster. anyone expecting torres to score 30 goals in this accursed club is a lunatic!

chic2pimp: What chances did they create for Drogba last year?
The same Drogba that scored a paltry sum of 5 goals in the league last season right?..... Should we also say Drogba was not making the right runs or may be He was not making himself available?

don't mind the dolt - trying to distort the facts. a whole monster drogba only scored more than 20 goals twice in 8 seasons and these tools want us to believe other strikers have benefitted from chelsea midfield in the past - who are they fooling?

But yet the so called Midfielders and wingers keep on outscoring the team's strikers.

lampard outscored drogba in drogba's first 2 seasons @ chelsea - this same drogba tore his former club apart with goals and yet a pasty english midfielder took didier to the cleaners in england! chelsea are the only club you would see a fat midfielder outscoring top class forwards!

dayokanu: Guardian wrote that!
How many of the strikers who scored today were put one on one with the keeper from 50yards?

guardian could write any nonsense! if a striker had to look for a teammate instead of poking a shot then the chance is not a clear-cut chance! torres is not a selfish player and he must have perceived his attempt at that instance would have been blocked so he sought a better option! clear cut chances are chances presented to him in the 6-yard box like rooney and rvp kept getting from valencia/walcott respectively last season....

Thats why I compare him to Michael Owen . If he is waiting to be put one on one from 50yards then he is in the wrong profession.

van nistelrooy scored 44 goals in one season feeding off scraps in the 6 yard box! if the passes are good enough, there's no reason a striker can't score 20 goals per season if he prefers waiting to be fed one on one on goal! hernandez got 20 goals in the penultimate season doing just that!

dayokanu: How come Chelsea players are always on top of assist charts in the league and only Torres doesnt benefit from it They create chances for Drogba, for ANelka even for Ivanovic but not for Torres

they didn't create for drogba/anelka - drogba only broke the 20 goal barrier twice in 8 seasons - can you explain what happened in the other 6 seasons? was drogba dead in 05,06,08,09,10 and 12? anelka broke the 20 goal barrier once in 4.5 seasons @ chelsea!
so stop lying to us like the 2 guys had illustrious seasons at chelsea - it was mostly hit n miss!

Mata was second last yr, Hazard currently tops, So much for the shoot first assist next fable you want us to believe

this is another damning evidence that the system is faulty at chelsea. you mentioned mata was the 2nd top goal assistant last season and the combination of drogba + torres scored a total of 11 league goals last season. drogba(5 goals in 24 league apps), torres(6 goals in 32 apps). so who was mata assisting? lampard and david luiz

all4naija: How many times would I explain that to you that they are based on sentiments?!You too are just moving with the bandwagon!

i have been using apple before the whole world got on the bandwagon - i can show you an itunes receipt dated 2004 if you push me. the thing is - apple are just the best in the business. 5 million people and counting can't be wrong! what took samsung 3 months to sell, apple would sell it in one week!

dayokanu: You see the below? That means Torres was supplied chances but was too timid to take shots. So how do you blame midfielders for his inability to take shots?

so you are saying torres was put through one on one with goalkeeper and instead of shooting to score, he turned back and played a back pass to a teammate? why didn't he do that @ camp nou?

dayokanu: So its now the problem of Hazard , Mata and Oscar,

Last yr it was Drogba, Lampard, Anelka, Kalou and STurridge. Below is Guardians report of what happened today.

it's not the problem of the midfielders - it's the ethos of the club! this problem has been around for the last 8 seasons to be a unit problem - it's a system problem. chelsea tend to hire selfish players more than the ones who play for the glory of the team. this is why you would see drogba/lampard fighting on the pitch to take penalty kicks.

chic2pimp: The question should not be still can't create rather it should be what have created for him? One chance per game is simply not good enough.

dayo is a donkey......he won't answer the questions posed to him! what have mata, hazard and oscar provided for torres in comparison to what valencia/nani/young provide for rooney on a regular basis. ibime mentioned sturridge scored 13 goals on the right flank last season - that statement is the damning evidence that chelsea don't play to the strength of their centre forwards. ask ibime to produce the stats of sturridge's goal assist and he would be left scratching his head!

nani/valencia/young//arshavin/gervinho/lennon/bale etc are the best wingers in the league, none of them has scored 13 goals in a single season because their main job is to assist centre forwards - in chelsea, forwards assist wingers

dayokanu: How many Arsenal strikers scored 20 goals when Henry was there? How many goals did RvP score when Adebayor was striker?

how does these questions answer the pathetic set up @ chelsea. we are looking at drogba's years @ chelsea. between 2004 and 2012! i have listed all the strikers that have broken the 20-goal barrier in one season. even spurs who have only finished once in the top four managed to produce 3 strikers in this elite class and chelsea of all clubs can only point to 2 strikers.....

Chelsea had Drogba who worked for them so why wld they be looking for other strikers?

man utd had rooney when hernandez, berbatov and tevez all got 20 goals!
spurs had robbie keane when berbatov and defoe got 20 goals
your excuses are getting lame by the minute - i can understand if chelsea never acquired strikers in this time frame to boost the productivity but they did. shevchenko, kezman, quaresma, pizarro, etc were all drafted in but none of them made the cut!

dayokanu: Yeah its the food they eat in Chelsea.
How many strikers have thrived at other clubs in the same time frame How many strikers fr other clubs have scored 20 league goals in the last 5-6 seasons

in man utd: ruud, rooney, hernandez, tevez, berbatov, ronaldo have all scored 20 goals per season since drogba moved to chelsea.

in arsenal: henry, adebayor, rvp have all scored 20 goals in a season in the last 8 seasons

in city: tevez, aguero have scored 20+ goals - dzeko scored 19 last season despite his limited appearances and city just became a big team only 3 seasons ago!

in tottenham: berbatov, defoe and robbie keane have broken the 20-goal barrier in the last 8 seasons.

the more i dig deeper, the more embarrassing it gets!

You claimed only 2 in Chelsea
In the last 5 yrs How many strikers have thrived in Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd Man City in the same time frame

chelsea have won the league 3 times in the last 8 seasons yet arsenal have produced more 20 goal per season strikers in the same time frame----the same arsenal side have won nothing in that period. it goes to show chelsea as a team don't play to bring out the best in their strikers. at the very least chelsea should have had 4-5 strikers of this calibre in their ranks but surprise surprise - only drogba and anelka made the cut! it's pathetic!!!!

dayokanu: Top strikers for Chelsea have been known to deliver.

Drogba was top scorer, Anelka was top scorer.

Dud has 9 goals in 50 appearances. Excellent returns

how many times did drogba deliver in his 8 seasons at chelsea? lampard bossed him for the first 2 seasons......drogba has only had 2 stellar performances @ chelsea in 8 yrs. anelka also had one good season. the other seasons have been wishy-washy....shevchenko, pizarro, kezman, quaresma, crespo all lost their jobs @ chelsea because the system let strikers down! only 2 strikers have excelled @ chelsea in the last 8 seasons - something must be wrong with the food strikers eat @ the bridge......compare and contrast with other clubs and you would see the difference!

all4naija: Not until iPhone maker, Apple, stop ignoring some segment of the people and be innovative, I will remain among voices out there going against their close-mindedness.

they are not innovative and they sold 2 million preorders in 24 hrs? why would 2 million people buy something so crappy? can you explain that? then again you mentioned apple ignoring some segments - what segment?

Ibime: Torres conversion rate since joining Chelsea - 9%.

pathetic!!! in terms of creating chances, chelsea are the worst team in the top four. i now understand why lampard has bossed the scorer's charts at chelsea for so long!!!

debosky: Torres did have once chance, which he missed - a bad miss at that.

That said, the fact that it took a jammy goal by Cashley to nick the victory for Chelski shows that the forwards in general aren't playing well enough.

that's the difference between the top strikers in the other top teams and torres of chelsea! idiotic chelsea fans expect torres to have 100% chance conversion rate!

conversion rate 11/12 - epl strikers
RVP-21%
Rooney-23%
Aguero-23%
Balotelli-25%
Jelavic-31%

if van persie's conversion rate was 21% and still managed to score 30 league goals last season, how many chances did he miss? the point is - most strikers convert only 2-3 out of every 10 chances they get. torres gets only 2 chances per game and when he misses them, brainless charlatans like dayo would say he's dud!!! i salute the creative players @ arsenal, city and man utd. van persie managed to miss 120 chances last season and still won the golden boot!

i would leave evra out of this completely - his form is choppy and the suarez saga would keep him nervous!

[quote author=ekt_bear]So I'm sure you've heard already about this ancient text that supposedly quotes Jesus referencing his wife (see this if you aren't aware of it: http://www.chron.com/life/houston-belief/article/Five-big-questions-about-the-Jesus-wife-papyrus-3881424.php)


So my question is, why aren't Christians in the US, Nigeria, Europe, South America, Asia etc rioting, protesting, murdering people, blowing up buildings and committing other acts of terrorism, etc?

Shouldn't they be deeply offended? And if so, isn't violence a legitimate way to express displeasure?[/quote]because christians/muslims share different ideals even though they both strive to make paradise in the after life. in islam, jihad is encouraged - this is why there's a reward of 72 virgins! whether this is true or not is irrelevant - the main issue is this is in their holy book and muslims live by it. on the other hand, idealism like tithing, making anonymous donations to churches etc is also encouraged by the bible! whether the world see it as foolishness or waste of money is also irrelevant. the bible dictates every christian to live by these rules! it's a case of having 2 options to get to america: by donkey or by a camel - let everyone choose the option that suits him/her the most!

Ibime: In 2008, Yaradua was still President and Obama was still a senator!

Alex Hleb was the future of Arsenal.

Torres was on top of the world, whilst DD came back from holidays unfit with beer belly.

Insanity is someone making 2008 arguments on 2012 form!!!

ronaldo/messi were the best in 2008 and still the best in 2012!!!
usain bolt was the fastest man on the planet in 2008 up till now!
real madrid were the spanish champions in 2008 same as now!

insanity is someone cutting instances that suit a selfish purpose to deliberately score cheap brownie points! ibime, you are a disgrace!

end of discussion!
nothing more to be said on this matter - i hope samsung fans can nurse their wounds in the silent mode.

Ibime: Latifu, you still dey wake up with yesterday's food in your mouth? Please change your mind about lampard. It's not good to carry hate in heart for 10 years. Also change mind about shekpe keeper. It's also shame that you haven't changed mind about drogba. Insanity is doing same thing over again.

Anyway like I said yesterday's food is today's shyte. We don't carry arguments into new dawn so cool your dreads Rasta! Bible says let not sun go down on your anger!!!

ibime waving the white flag after getting thrown into the river by nateevs. i remember ibime's prognosis in the drogba vs torres argument - ibime made us realise torres was the best striker in the world....I dunno how that analysis changed overnight. ibime, put your hands up for once and admit you are definitely the biggest doofus the chelsea fan thread has ever produced. 1025 is close but you take the cake cos you are FAT!!!

SimonAndal: _
Uhm...madam simpleton, Google can create a maps app for iOS 6. Or have you forgotten that?

and you think apple would allow that in their app store? you are a dolt!!! why would apple encourage a direct rival to hinder the growth of their own mapping system? like i reiterate, you don't know how apple works - the closest you have ever been to an apple phone is looking at it on the screen of your old, dusty, compaq desktop!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Errr. . .what. . .what are y'all doing that he can see your boxers, let alone know when it is new?! [/quote]that was a figurative expression - what the op meant was his neighbour copies him even to the last minute detail!!

wonlasewonimi: Coogar, I don't think Apple will survive without Google - Gmail, streetview, youtube, search engine?

well, they think they could - immediately i downloaded the iOS 6, the youtube app and the old google map app disappeared. the search engine on safari is still google though but i think apple don't want to be highly dependent on google like they used to be.

cupid4ig: pls try get ur facts right u are just here defending what u don't know. Apple OS6 map is misleading it everywhere people are complaining. Even on CNN they are saying saying the same thing. Wonder if u have used iphone b4

you are a twerp - what do you mean by misleading?

chucky234: No mind two of them make dem dey there dey argue,that map wey I get for my 4s wey dey mislead people.

the map on your 4s is a google map.

Ibime: We can bet he woulda done better than AVB and Scolari. He woulda stuck to the JM formula, hence he woulda fit right in.

you are a compound fool!
jose's chelsea was shyte when mourinho got the sack. they had drawn rosenborg, lost to aston villa and some other shady results. avram grant got there and steadied the ship and chelsea became brutal again - they stood neck and neck with the best united side that had the holy trinity in its prime! in all the title race i have witnessed, 2007/8 was the most scary. grant managed all these feats while badgeless and he was able to multitask coping with the pressure in the domestic league and taking chelsea to their first champions league final!

nateevs: You keep missing the point. The difference between tactical ingenuity and ordinariness is a factor within ones control.
You are claiming that RDM is better than Avram Grant by virtue of what they have won when the difference between them both is a slip at the wrong time - a factor which was totally out of either one's control.


If there is any attribution of tactical ingenuity, then it ended the moment PK started. Just like in 2008 as well.
For that reason, I can safely conclude the Avram Grant is just as good as RDM and what does that tell us?

or even better.......avram grant ran united to the ground in the premier league - it went down to the wire and that was the best united side in the last decade at least!

SimonAndal: Actually the 5 million are original owners of iPhones. No Android user is on that line, I can authoritatively tell you that.

even if all the 5 million people who just bough the iphone 5 had idevices before, they would still upgrade their old devices to iOS 6 - which means google have lost users of their maps in leaps and bounds! in the next one month, google would feel the pinch!

kassanova: My guy don't mind dis JJC, I doubt if she has ever used an iphone sef. CNN even reviewed d ios6 map and there where many errors though apple has issued an apology and promised to work on it.

I have been using an idevice since you were still in your village running around in your shyte-stained nappies!

debosky: Astonishing really. . . .unfortunately even goats will refuse to take his donkey brain.

Muppets claiming 2 trophies in 4 months as if RDM orchestrated it to happen in that fashion. Did he win the CL and FA cups at different times to when they are usually won or something?

if you hire a manager in the 2nd week of may and he won the fa cup/champions league title a week later......he has won 2 titles in one week according to the gospel of dayokanu!

you can't be more right - a goat would outrightly reject to be dayo's brain donor!