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Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 8:10pm On Oct 01, 2012
pro01: Lol. First they absolve themselves by vehemently denying that they ever cheat; then, in the rare event that compelling evidence of their cheating exists, they proceed to extenuate/justify their whoreible acts by blaming men for 'forcing' them to cheat!

The female psyche is truly a hotbed of fraudulence. How do they manage to stay sane with that much toxic deceit wired into their brains from birth?
this guy cracks me up.......
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 7:46pm On Oct 01, 2012
lastpage: ^^^^^^^WRONG CONCLUSION!
It was not apparent on the other subsequent children (which means the man is not impotent or unable to father children, so that excuse does not wash one bit!)
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What it shows is that "most" women cheat on their husband before and right-through the early dayss of marriage
you completely miss the point!
the pressure is skyhigh for the first child! a potent man and a fertile woman can have delays in conceiving but the society is impatient! nobody seems to care again after the first child even if there's a delay of 20 yrs after.....but a delay of a mere 2-5 yrs before the first child could drive a woman out of her marriage - this is why women do everything necessary in her first few years of marriage to prove they can conceive to gain the instant acceptance of her inlaws - whatever happens after then is purely an academic point!

I have seen many women bleeping their boyfriends, even on their Spinster's eve and right through the first few weeks of marriage.
true that! however, the percentage is in very low!
Family › Re: Are We Living In A World Of Indecency Or Fashion by coogar: 7:13pm On Oct 01, 2012
ronkebp: Too bad, when Nigeria men start to tell eachother the truth things will begin to auger well...a man that cannot keep it zipped because he encounters batallion of women daily, i repeat is an irresponsible man. A man that has a pointed trouser whether married or single, anytime he sees a prettylin, has a big problem, if he is suffering from Se?x/ual addiction wahala, then we know where the problem lies, if he thinks he is well and has a pointed trouser every time HE SEES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, he needs to have a RETHINK and do a thorough check-up.
ronkebp, stop blaspheming!
responding to stimuli is not an act of irresponsibility - acting on those feelings could be irresponsible but the feelings are inevitable unless the man is suffering from erëctile dysfunction.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 4:51pm On Oct 01, 2012
obadiah777: cant be that bad. how do you know anyhow ? you live in england dont you ?
i know a lot about lagos than most lagosians!
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 4:19pm On Oct 01, 2012
obadiah777: did you click on that link ?
link is meaningless if you dunno the accident rate of cyclists in lagos!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:18pm On Oct 01, 2012
SailorXY: Lol about Sylvester! Who? A 12-inch nail will be driven into his head if found in a red shirt by fans @ OT. ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE, Fergie has left Carrick, Scholes, Giggs behind for the Champs League trip. Maybe he has gotten his fair shot of hairdryer himself? Then next league game will provide the answer. We may see a diamond formation with midfield of Fletcher, Anderson, Cleverley & Kagawa just behind Rooney & van Persie. I for one will look forward to this set-up
our best midfield combinations are:

anderson + fletcher + carrick in a 4-3-3!
anderson + cleverley in a 4-4-2/4-2-3-1!

united have won all their games when these formations/personnel were drafted!
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 4:05pm On Oct 01, 2012
obadiah777: you do know bicycle clubs are springing up all over nigeria ? these guys ride to cotonou every weekend as a group from nigeria. they dont seem to be in igbobi yet http://cycology.com.ng/about-us/executive-committee/
go to igbobi hospital - you may never find any reliable stats online cos the country is shyte @ keeping such records but a stroll to igbobi would educate you!
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 3:49pm On Oct 01, 2012
obadiah777: i think its plain sailing. just depends on how you choose to live your life. if you live your life to impress others then it will be hard for you. if you are a staunch independent i reckon it will be the easiet experience you ever had.
1-shun car. buy a nice bicycle. yes bmw makes bicycles if you want to flex on your bicycle. no petrol, no mechanic repair, no pothole problems, no car usables, etc etc
you want to ride bmx bicycles on lagos roads?
let me have your address so i can send you a postcard when you become a permanent resident of the igbobi orthopaedic hospital with your legs hung in space!
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar:
[quote author=SagePius ]With Utmost respect,in as much as it occurred,the percentage just like that of Durex is not real! Haba!! I dare contest the 30%. Kilode? Just because, u did a random test in Abuja and Lagos, and u are saying 30%. Rubbish!! How about millions of kids that resemble their fathers? This is an attempt to rubbish Nigeria's image. But,if u wana know, I don't stay in Nigeria and where I stay is worse than Sodom and Gomorah. Kids goes yo high schools with unwanted pregnancies. Hence, Nigeriais the most decent place in the world!! Haters should back off. God bless Nigerian women, God bless Nigerian men..God bless Nigeria and our glorious kids. One love[/quote]this poster is lost! what's not real about the durex survey? it says nigerian women are the most unfaithful, it did not say nigerian women have the highest sex partners. at least a white woman would tell you she's slept with 25 men before and she would not hesitate to walk out of her marriage n file a divorce if she falls out of love. a nigerian woman would lie and deceive you about her past....she would still stay in the marriage n cheat on her husband when she falls out of love! a woman could have 30 ex boyfriends and be faithful to all of them and another woman can have just 3 exes and she was never faithful to all of them!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:18pm On Oct 01, 2012
chamotex: He trained with the squad this mornng before they flew to Romania

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he's probably just training - we didn't register him for uefa champions league and i doubt he was included in the 25-man squad of the premier league! silvestre is looking for a new club in nigeria - so he's using our facilities to get up to speed! if i see him in a red shirt, I am driving off the tower bridge!
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 3:10pm On Oct 01, 2012
obadiah777: it is not so bad. my sister and my brother relocated to nigeria from england about 5 years ago. they love it so much. now if they come to england, after 3 days they cant stand it. they start dreaming of returning to nigeria. this is only 3 days in a 2 week holiday and they are screaming to return to naija. it must be nice
it's no plain sailing but you would enjoy the madness!
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 2:56pm On Oct 01, 2012
Silkmoth33: whats that doing in a lavatory? Abi na to chill the dude after he don boil for the jacuzzi, lagos boys don dey step down these days oh!
it's a standard requirement in most lagos homes - i am willing to bet the fraudsters bought the house like that... lagos is freaking hot and humid!

Get a pony or two.
Get a tiger if it suites you.
a pony? tiger? naija men are not that inclined? where would you ride a pony too?
Offer the rest as unanimous donations to the poor and needy, though they are still classified as unnecessary expenses they are normal
lmao!

But to buy air con for toilet, ah! It mean say it don over 4 you.
these days you would find a/cs in the kitchen and sometimes in the garage!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:52pm On Oct 01, 2012
debosky, this is so unfair!!!
y'all keep doing this to ibime - exposing his fat butt almost every week! he talks too much for his own nervous coordination thus the contradictions! he should take lessons from bluediva and omo ibo(passive posters) - all they get to say these days are "up chelsea" when chelsea win or "torres is a dud" when chelsea fail to secure 3 points! such comments don't need to be pulled apart by football analysts!
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 2:47pm On Oct 01, 2012
obadiah777: grin oh my bad. you are right in that i have not been in a while. i plan to spend a year in nigeria next year though. God willing
you better come prepared then.....
it's the concrete streets down there - join a gun club now and learn how to shoot straight - hopefully, you would get a license to own a piece when you get to naija! you need a (trusted) local guide too.........it's no plain sailing but you would enjoy the madness!
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 2:39pm On Oct 01, 2012
segxes23: if d testosterone level in naija women is higher dn others all over d world dn dey should luk more masculine. Nd naija women re really feminine. So, ur theory doesn't hold water
tape it shut, you tapeworm - that comment was tongue-in-cheek...i made it clear i was kidding so why quote it to feel like socrates!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:37pm On Oct 01, 2012
ibime won't give up.........lampard is a waste pipe....take out the penalties won by hazard this season and the dude has done nothing!

mikel has a better pass completion and average passes per game! it gets ridiculous when mikel has made more key passes per game than lampard! i know fat frank is a legend. he's been a great servant to chelsea but he's living off past glory now - he's in the category of giggs/scholes....."has beens"
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 2:32pm On Oct 01, 2012
obadiah777: are you sure that mayomis house is in nigeria ? that looks like texas or something
it seems you have not been to lagos in about 2 decades? texas ko, new orleans ni. so you have dstv dish in texas?
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 2:21pm On Oct 01, 2012
pssword: What that A/C I saw in the Mayomis' toilet!!
of course - 2hp split unit by samsung! that's some cold shyte! grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:55pm On Oct 01, 2012
chamotex: Fergie has totally lost the plot.
Mikael Silvestre training with us. I hope he is not looking to sign him.
for fück's sake......
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by coogar: 1:02pm On Oct 01, 2012
Another Nigerian Benefit Fraudster
Ovio Mayomi, 44, claimed he was earning £700 a month and was living in Croydon, south London, while his wife, 32, claimed benefits after telling benefit bosses she was a single mother and a victim of domestic violence. But fraud investigators found Mayomi and his wife were actually living in a large luxurious house in Lekki near the Nigerian city Lagos worth more than £1million complete with chandeliers and £89,000 worth of sound equipment. He also had a £25,000 watch. His wife wore a Rolex watch and drove a Mercedes Sport Coupe. Now a judge has ordered Mayomi to pay £1,197,743.54 in a confiscation order under the Proceeds Of Crime Act, or go to prison for six years.
As well as two money-transferring businesses and bank accounts, investigators also discovered Mayomi owned a fish farm in the country.The couple's benefit scam unravelled when a visa application by Mayomi showed they had married a year earlier and that Ubiribo had a job in order to support him.

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Phones › Re: Advert War: Samsung Disses Iphone 5 by coogar: 12:40pm On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine: So you were all "beta" testing the Imaps cheesy .. . . .Just hook with a nokia map while Apple sort themselves out . . . wink
i have got a satnav in my car - i was never going to need the imap. there's no 100% accurate mapping system as businesses move addresses everyday. you cannot expect apple to match google in a day. they need the users to report errors to improve the accuracy. that was how google got there all these years - apple would catch up in a matter of time!

Ayhor2unde: It is obvious u piss wit ur nose. I'm talking OS u talking nonsense.
you must be high from smoking your father's pubic hair.....only a complete idiöt like yourself would compare iOS to android in terms of sales.
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 12:21am On Oct 01, 2012
dayokanu: I know a man who has been married for 37yrs and discovered last yr that his wife had another child before marriage.

The boy he usually sees with the wifes mother who should be like 43yrs old now was actually his wifes first child

The man died earlier this year from stroke
this is nollywood! you mean the secret was kept for 37 yrs? no one told him nothing?
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 11:57pm On Sep 30, 2012
SmileGirl: .
Hmm so if Nigeria is not on the 1st on d list of bad things, then no news. God in heaven will judge u all for the wrong accusations u are heaping on Nigeria. D person who posted this should ask his or her mother 1st if his/her claimed father is truly d biological one. Nonsense.
shut up and stop this blatant display of illiteracy! it's only a survey not some curse placed by a sorceress! durex condoms conducted this survey so it's not plucked out of someone's butt!

oyin50: mr. coogar, I am a woman and nothing I mean nothing on earth should make a woman have sex with more than one man. Haba a woman private part is different from a man. It does degenerate and the idea of multiple manliness in a woman. Haba..... It is horrible, filthy, and bad period. No excuses
i agree with you in principle but it's not that simple!
some women have seen hell in their husband's house just because they don't have children! this is not really about promiscuity cos the report said most of these bastards are firstborns! it simply means a naija woman would do anything to get that one child to secure her place in her matrimonial house before the husband starts thinking of marrying a 2nd/3rd wife!
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 11:27pm On Sep 30, 2012
HiiiPower: The only sensible post on this thread. Only a blinkered gaffer
will disagree with your post. Trust a Nigerian woman and die young.
Even the church rats are not left out of this viral deadly/promiscuous equation.
i disagree with you and pro01 slightly......
the society should also be blamed in large parts - the nigerian society places too much premium on children in marriages. some in-laws lie in wait and wouldn't hesitate to throw a barren woman out of her matrimonial home. in nigeria, the ignorance and the illiteracy blame the women mostly for childless marriages even though some men can't shoot straight! so why won't these women seek alternative means to keep their position in their husbands' houses?

you also have arranged marriages where some women were forced by their greedy parents to marry men they do not love at all - that's an invitation to infidelity as most of these women had boyfriends on the side before their parents insisted they must marry a wealthy suitor! until we do something about these problems, women would continue to raise bastards!
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 10:29pm On Sep 30, 2012
Les: you are right and i dont need to read not just because e long but cos of d topic, i still maintain it's false and irritates me- my papa fine wella, my mama fine pass d sun but i come wowo like tomoro no de, they wan mak i begin worry about my paternity, abi?
your papa is fine, your mama is beautiful and you wowo? if i were you, i would investigate the driver or okon! grin cheesy grin cheesy

hisblud: my little baby girl was admitted at the hospital, and had low blood count and i was informed she was b+ and so was i which i donated. Will knowing my blood group be good enough or i must still do a dna test
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Family › Re: Are We Living In A World Of Indecency Or Fashion by coogar: 10:26pm On Sep 30, 2012
ronkebp: I am not saying my husband is responsible or not responsible, i am saying that it is not every Po/r?no movie that should make a sane person high, have a hard-on or wet panties, it is not every lady that you see should make your rod hard...all you have to do is train your mind and body....if you get aroused by everything in skirt and you are proving to the world that your are an "able man" by so doing, that man has a major problem...Simple!!!
there lies the problem.....
if a small class size of female pörnstars can make some men get dizzy, how much more the vast number of women the men of today encounter on a daily basis? to make matters worse, some of these women even initiate the process! abeg, it's sometimes hard to disobey the simple laws of nature! it's very possible but it's hard to criticise men who can't keep it zipped!
Family › Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by coogar: 9:45pm On Sep 30, 2012
HiiiPower: RTFLMAOO! Marrying a Nigeria girl is like a curse.
This has vindicated men like me whom see no good
in Nigerian women.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:20pm On Sep 30, 2012
dayokanu: A striker who has 3 goals in 6 games in a league topping club where he is an undisputed starter is a FAILURE and if we look at his antecedents in the same club. We can see that its nothing new, its just an extension of his prior seasons form
3 goals in 6 games isn't failure - if he plays in all the 38 games in a season, he would score 19 league goals(pure goals). if he can add 6 in other competitions then he would have scored 25 goals this season! so a 25-goal per season striker is a flop? dayo, lets be honest - you are a doofus!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:48pm On Sep 30, 2012
dayokanu: How do we know how the dud is faring against other strikers in the league?

If coaches get sacked after 4 games, players get benched after 2 games of poor performance. Its only a moroon who would wait till season end to make a report of how players are faring
and it's only a hypersensitive imbēcile that would conclude a striker with 3 goals in 6 games would flop!
Family › Re: What To Do To My Househelp? by coogar: 7:06pm On Sep 30, 2012
armyofone: Wait, why are you people using house help? Holy Mary nne Jesus Christ!! shocked shocked

what's in housework that wifey and husbandy can't do?

maybe God is giving you sign you shouldn't use other people for your own task? undecided

expensive blender kwa, the glass ones or plastic? very funny!
everyone needs a househelp in nigeria - after working 6am till 11pm, where's the energy to complete domestic chores! they are fairly affordable too - even when i go for a month's holiday, i hire them!!

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