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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:14pm On Sep 26, 2012
cheddarking: And you know this because you're part of the backroom staff at Carrington? or perhaps you are full privy to Vidic's medical history?
i got eyes n ears @ bridgewater hospital!
Family › Re: What Should She Do In This Marriage by coogar:
montili: She doesn't need to read kama sutra. She's young and sexually active, besides she's a health worker (nurse) whose has never had issues with sex in the past.
activity is not quality, mate! no sane man would ignore his wife, beats her without reason and treats her like shyte! there are some things your friend has not told you - dig deeper, seek the truth!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:47pm On Sep 26, 2012
cheddarking: Fergie is an Idiot sending Vidic off for treatment? shocked
Are you serious?
they could have waited for the other centre-halves to get back before vidic goes under the knife! he only felt tightness, he can still play footie - so why rush him to surgery so soon?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:54am On Sep 26, 2012
mbulela: same knee
alex ferguson is an idiōt - vidic felt tightness in the knee and fergie decided he should have a surgery that would keep him out for 2 months! why didn't fergie wait for jones/smalling to come back before sending vidic under the knife? the defence is now a bare-thread! rio was limping @ anfield, jones is out, smalling is out!! time to sack the sicknotes and the medical staff......they are all a disgrace!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:49pm On Sep 25, 2012
dayokanu: Are you clowning coogar with the bolded statement?
shut it, dayo! had torres scored from a pen, you would still have complaints to make that he was helped by the ref to rediscover himself! how many goals now his season? Iick your fingertips n count!
Family › Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by coogar: 9:31pm On Sep 25, 2012
bukatyne: u seem to have it all figured out. Divine silence IS NOT Divine approval! also, in Romans, it was stated that God winked @ d time of ignorance! then, divorce was allowed, motives were not judged but in NT, the motives, actions, inactions and reactions are judged. a man has to be sexually attracted to a woman b4 he thinks of marryin her. a married man sexually attracted to a woman that is not his wife and dwelling on it is already committing a sin whether he marries her or not. a genuine christian ll not dream of polygamy how he would not dream of smoking, drinking alcohol etc.
well - as per fornication, the laws that applied 2000 yrs ago when it was hard not to see women all covered up in robes and veil cannot apply these days! smoking and alcohol intake are just cultural differences. i remember my brief stint @ shropshire when i attended the church of england - the pastors openly smoked outside the church to warm themselves! the motive here is not worldly pleasure but warmth.....alcohol intake isn't a sin, the abuse of it is the sin!!! people take wine as their holy communion - is wine not alcoholic? even fruit wine is alcoholic but the alcohol level has been beaten down to the barest minimum - not completely removed!
Family › Re: Rebuilding A Relationship After An Affair by coogar: 9:08pm On Sep 25, 2012
bukatyne: and i hope u studied d Bible well enough to know wat d polygamy of these great men caused. in d beginning, God made then a male and a female! d world has not recovered from abraham's mistake! Bible scholars still argue if solomon made heaven or not and so many examples! David suffered greatly for his sins. the Bible writes everything for us to learn from their mistakes and not follow their path also. i'm sure b'cos samson committed fornication wit delilah, it is allowed?
the fornication didn't kill samson, acting foolish to tell the secrets of his power to delilah led to his death! david suffered for his sins because he made the woman he coveted a widow by deliberating putting the husband in the front line where he knew the husband wouldn't have survived. we can go on and on - there's no proof that polygamy is evil!

[quote author=c.fours]This is joke right?
Or would it make you happier if I replaced "civilized" with "advanced"?[/quote]it doesn't make a difference! children raised in these advanced countries suffer more trauma than kids raised in polygamous setting in nigeria!

testesterone is a chemical hormone for christsake. has nothing to do with experience or naivety. It is biology. There are lots of teenagers out there raised in good families who have good discipline and don't act in sexually perverse ways but you can still tell that they are chock full of hormones at a certain age.
who is arguing hormones ain't biology? who is more likely to have self control with these rush of hormones? a teenager or a full grown adult? you cannot rule out age and experience in the séxual behaviour of humans!

This is a graph of testesterone levels in males. as you can see the highest point on the graph is 18yrs old but I would think that it's even higher at 17yrs. that is not represented in the graph though. It drops sharply after that.
17? hell no - those stats are dodgy!!
40 is the magic number where the decline is noticeable! men in their 20s and 30s are not slouches!
Family › Re: Pls Help My Sister! by coogar: 8:19pm On Sep 25, 2012
lucabraski: Thank u all for ur contibutions. I have shown my sister ur various reponses and she intends to try out some of dem.

Ps: she is not fat, just busty.
https://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2010/01/SIMON-COWELL-HAPPY-GIF.gif
Family › Re: Pls Help Am I Decieved by coogar: 8:01pm On Sep 25, 2012
ronkebp: Poster, how did you know, the three guys she talks to are her ex, some men once they think they have put the 'ring on it' want to turn the women to mumu....if you do not trust her because of the age difference, then too bad for you, you should have allowed her to feel free before you decided to use your age and your want for marraige to tie her down. leave the poor girl alone and stop insinuating things that are not there.
would you allow your own partner to talk to 3 different women(ex or no ex)? that she receives calls at that time of the night is a massive disrespect to the sanctity of their marriage! if she's not mature enough - what the fück is she doing marrying @ 22? she should be in nysc camp getting her butt ripped open by philandering youths! immaturity is not an excuse in marriage - if a woman @ 22 does not know picking calls from male acquaintances in the middle of the night is wrong, then she would never know its wrong!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:45pm On Sep 25, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA]Smalling pencilled in for end of October . Jones much later.
The injuries are definitely a curse.[/quote]without the injuries, we wouldn't be man utd! it comes with the territory - so we have rafael-rio-evans-evra/buttner! if any of the centre-halves get crocked, we are back to square one again!!!!
Phones › Re: iPhone 5 Queues Around The World by coogar: 7:40pm On Sep 25, 2012
Gbyte: Ordinarily, looking at the woman, I can see someone who is not alright before listening to her, words from her mouth only confirmed that she's not normal and should not be taken seriously.
goes to show how sad samsung can go to place vagrants in the queue of people waiting to buy the iphone-5! someone who has used apple before thinks she can get one for $100 and she wants to buy 3!!! 3?? lolololol!
Family › Re: What Should She Do In This Marriage by coogar: 7:32pm On Sep 25, 2012
cotton101: some men get it like food - morning afternoon and night and still cheat so cut the bull.
quality vs quantity.
the frequency is irrelevant if the quality is wack! when would naija women get it that 2 slices of bread and scrambled eggs do more good to the body than eating 5 bowls of fufu and pomo every hour of the day? a quality sex session in a month is better than 60 wham bams per week!

you often wonder why the oga in the house abandons his sophisticated looking madame and he's humping ekaette or the hairdresser some streets away - it's because ekaette can "work it" whilst the madam is a lazy swine in bed!!!!
Family › Re: What Should She Do In This Marriage by coogar: 6:51pm On Sep 25, 2012
Kobojunkie: @Poster, your friend is already in a marriage, and I doubt that anything she does will cause the man to STOP cheating on her. No matter of acrobats in bed(I mean not everyone is built to be an acrobat in bed and it is a stipulation for marriage) will stop him from cheating. Assuming that it will is akin to believing that the reason a serial killer kills is because he was provoked by his victims. That mentality is only exhibited by f00ls.
you must be rëtarded giving this kind of advice - are you married at all? not satisfying a man is analogous to a serial killer and his victims? if you have a child and you don't care for him, how soon before he goes out there to start begging for food or even steal!!! you cannot ignore the effects of good great sex in marriage! the lack of sex is actually a precursor to sëxual/domestic abuse! if you cannot be an acrobat in bed in this day and age where today's women are celebrating sëxual liberation then don't even bother with marriage. any man that puts up with such crap either fell off a fäggot tree or a serial cheat!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:38pm On Sep 25, 2012
chamotex: Vidic out for 2 months?
Is this not a curse? sad
i blame mike phelan's shorts!
well, we have evans back and one of smalling/jones shouldn't be too far away!
Phones › Re: iPhone 5 Queues Around The World by coogar: 6:30pm On Sep 25, 2012
4llerbuntu: THIS LINE IS THE BEST

"I know, so congrats to me about getting the Apple 5 because...uhm...I've shared phones before with other people, but I've never owned my own."

ROFLMAO!

cant say im surprised anyhow. this kinda idiocy is displayed on NL on a per second basis

Lady: I hope not! I don't think it ever will because I use Apple 5 all the time, and I've never had a problem at all with Apple. I mean not Apple 5, but I use Apple.
Man: Previous Apples.
Lady: I mean yeah, previou...I mean Apple 4, but Apple 5 is what I want to buy now, so...

Man: Well, good luck!
Lady: I know, so congrats to me about getting the Apple 5 because...uhm...I've shared phones before with other people, but I've never owned my own.


1) she's used apple before and never had a problem with them
2) she's never owned her own phone is different from i have never owned an i-phone!!!

never seen such an incoherent babbling before from an adult - it's either this shyte was staged or the woman here is high on amphetamines!!
Family › Re: Nigerian Marriages In The States by coogar: 6:07pm On Sep 25, 2012
dayokanu: Its the same everywhere only that those in US realize they have an option and shouldnt be stuck unnecesarily in such marriages
what are the options in the states?
Family › Re: Nigerian Marriages In The States by coogar: 5:59pm On Sep 25, 2012
sophy09: Wow!! Those who are single are running in while the married ones are running out. Crazy world
a lot of people are still happily married - it's just that bad news travels fast!
Family › Re: What Should She Do In This Marriage by coogar: 5:54pm On Sep 25, 2012
maybe your friend is atrocious in bed - she should go and read some books on kama sutra!
Family › Re: Nigerian Marriages In The States by coogar: 5:52pm On Sep 25, 2012
sophy09: I am very surprised at the rate in which most Nigerian marriages in America end up in separation and divorce. These are people who got married back in Nigeria and everything seem to be going fine, all for them to win visa lottery and they find themselves in the states. As time goes on the husband/wife notices a difference in the husband/wife which leads to everyday quarrel. The men are like the ladies are moving with people they are not suppose to move around with. At times it is the husband visiting strip clubs and spending money on "Akata". The broken homes among Nigerians is very high. The sad thing is that most of these couples do not consider their children.
nigerian marriages are shyte everywhere these days cos most got married for the wrong reasons and once they have achieved the sole aim of getting what they wanted in the marriage, it becomes tasteless and boring - then they seek pleasure outside the marriage!
it's the effect of civilisation - tomorrow would take care of the affected children - let the adults "play"!!!!
Family › Re: He Caught His Dad With Another Woman.should He Tell His Mum? by coogar: 5:14pm On Sep 25, 2012
Tariqh: Hello Nairalandites, am not sure if
you read this, but
here is mine and I would
like you to post it on front page if you
can. Recently, I caught my
Dad red-handed with
another woman at our
village house.
This was about the most
shocking moment in my
life. I made an unplanned
trip to the village, and to
my greatest surprise,
I barged into my Dad lips-
locking with a lady I have
never seen in my life.
Since that very day, my
relationship with my Dad
has gone into silent chaos.
Am a 21 year old student in IMSU, and am so fully
dependent on my father. My Mum is about the
best thing in the world, and I just feel guilty
keeping this away from her because am afraid of
what the outcome could be.
Please I need advice on this.
you have struck gold!
meanwhile, you need to smarten up here - you cannot erase what has happened so use this opportunity to make quick dough! write a long shopping list and give it to your dad - the chances are huge that he would cooperate! just sit back and relax and watch the goose lay golden eggs! if you shout and tell your mum, you get nothing from your dad and there's no guarantee your dad would stop shâgging his concubine!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
StarBoard: Because na you be Task force with bull-dozer abi?
For your mind, you be one genius.
Let's not even go there.
Like I said, everyone is entitled to his opinion.
but don't abuse the privilege!

Let's even revisit your laughable claim of Nani being 32 million.Are you telling me that Rooney should be in the region of 35-40 million?
Van Persie was just bought for 24 mill.Isn't that making a mockery of your earlier postulation?
i have repeatedly told you what clubs pay as transfer fees is not necessarily the market value. had van persie run down his contract till next season, we would have paid £0 for him, does that then mean his market value is £0m? starboard, you are embarrassing yourself! market value is not transfer fees alone - it encompasses other variables like the age, talent, number of shirts the name of the player would sell, wages, sponsorships, value to the club, etc!

luis nani is £32m
van persie is £38m
rooney is £57m

Funny you take this position.
Fans at United and his peers voted Valencia their player of the season last year.
Consistent mediocrity my a$$$.
except that ashley young and nani were more productive than valencia last season! nani won the players' player of the year award too in the penultimate season - it doesn't mean shyte!

And he tried it last Wednesday and looked like a muppet
that's the thing with nani! he's never afraid to take risks. valencia is the "safety first" type of winger and this is the reason his wow moments can be counted on your fingertips unlike nani!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zISpqwO2c

anfield is my favourite football ground - jeeeez, listen to the abuses scousers rained down on the referee. wives and kids were there and yet when rooney swears on camera, he gets fined!
Phones › Re: iPhone 5 Queues Around The World by coogar: 12:18pm On Sep 25, 2012
all4naija: You just have to listen to yourself sometimes. Even if it is staged it still doesn't prove why I have to spend huge amount on something less.
probably because you are a church-rat! what's your business in what people decide to spend their money on? did they come to you for a loan?
Phones › Re: Iphone 5 Most Powerful Phone Out, Beats Galaxy S III - Anandtech Benchmarks by coogar: 12:10pm On Sep 25, 2012
sniperwolf: What's all these hype about iPhone 5 when the customer are complaining about simple app. THE MAP. It's so hilarious that they can't fix a common map.
iPhone 4 users are still Skeptical about upgrading there OS to that of iPhone 5 and someone here is breaking his head for a fvcked up phone.
I'm not a doubter, but that figure is fabricated!
Before you shoot me, these are my opinion
absolutely!
you are entitled to your opinion but don't abuse the privilege......
Phones › Re: Iphone 5 Most Powerful Phone Out, Beats Galaxy S III - Anandtech Benchmarks by coogar: 11:47am On Sep 25, 2012
all4naija: Dude, let's call it a day! Don't quote me again! Thank you!
after getting body-bagged? lmao!!!!
what a cop-out from a semi-illiterate......the next time you beat your chest and talk about what you know nothing about, i shall piss in your nostrils! at least, i have done humanity a world of good by tutoring you the meaning of presale and a normal sale! signature of acceptance is the key!
Phones › Re: Iphone 5 Most Powerful Phone Out, Beats Galaxy S III - Anandtech Benchmarks by coogar: 11:42am On Sep 25, 2012
all4naija: Why were you pedaling false rumor it's 5 million for first day sale?
you are a consummate rétard! who is pedalling false rumours? are you a goat?

You keep pouring out shiits without single evidence in support. It is laughable bro! Just have your time and spend your hard earned money on that little aluminium crap you called iPhone 5.
unlike you, i can back my claims with facts! you are a sub-literate nuisance! at your age, if you cannot discern between presale and a normal sale then you are not intellectually fit to engage me in a discourse as mentally tasking as this one!

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2012/09/24/apples-5-million-iphone-5-sales-what-analysts-are-saying/

ISI Group’s Brian Marshall: Clarification to Quick Thoughts on AAPL’s Opening Weekend iPhone 5 Sales. “We expected 6-8 million over the opening weekend… Clarification – recall the 5mil+ iPhone 5 reported sales only takes into consideration: 1) what was sold into partners (e.g., retail outlets, carriers, etc.), 2) sold in AAPL retail stores, and 3) direct to customers only if they signed for the device.

Importantly, this doesn’t take into consideration units in delivery direct to customers (i.e., AAPL must have signature of acceptance by customer before it is counted as a sale) and we estimate units in transit could be in the millions currently. We believe the negative pre-market action in AAPL (i.e., down ~2%) is an over-reaction and would be buyers of the stock here.”
Phones › Re: Iphone 5 Most Powerful Phone Out, Beats Galaxy S III - Anandtech Benchmarks by coogar:
all4naija: I don't understand your condescending tone in this matter. Now you are giving excuse for 5 million weekend(indeed, 3 days sale record) no longer your previous 5 million first day sale. Please, tell me the number that was sold on the first day(not 24hours pre-orders)?
that figure is not available - the 5 million sales bandied on friday added sales that were sent directly to customers but havent been signed for! AAPL refused to count those as sales because the customers are yet to add their signature of acceptance even though the phones have left the stores!

You are too shallow-minded to find out facts yet quick to come here pedaling rumors!
you are a troglodyte - you don't even know the difference between a presale and the normal sale. the technicality here is there must be a signature of acceptance before AAPL can acknowledge the sale! simply put, if you ordered your phone and you have made payment, the phone has left the warehouse but you are yet to sign for the delivery, AAPL would not count it as a sale yet! the market analysts didn't know that when they predicted 7-8 million sales!

all4naija: Didn't you see it your friend's Google image last post to know it is 2 million that was the total sale for the first 24 hours? Didn't you?
that is the figure for the preordered phones!!! jeeez - how can one be so ignorant? can you not see the links were all written on the 17th of september(4 days before apple iphone 5 started selling in the stores?) some of the 2 million units weren't even counted as the official sales figure yet cos some of the customers are yet to sign their acceptance for it! it's just a presale!!!
Phones › Re: Iphone 5 Most Powerful Phone Out, Beats Galaxy S III - Anandtech Benchmarks by coogar: 11:11am On Sep 25, 2012
all4naija: @Texazzpete

They sold 2 million within the first day(whether pre-order or not - that's what they sold on the first day) and 5 million for the next 3 days. Guy, get yourself some rightful information. You are becoming annoying of your failures to state the fact.

Just look at the last line of the Google search you posted after the title. Stop humiliating yourself!
you are embarrassing yourself again on a public forum - there's a difference between preorders and the normal sales. when the preorder became available, apple sold 2 million in the first 24 hrs. when the phone finally launched on friday, apple sold 5 million in the stores in the first weekend!

the preorders are not counted as part of the 5 million figures reported yet because AAPL must have signature of acceptance by customer before it is counted as a sale! this is why analysts predicted apple would sell between 7-8 million in the first weekend because they had thought the phones preordered online would be counted with the direct sales over the counter!
Phones › Re: iPhone 5 Queues Around The World by coogar: 10:55am On Sep 25, 2012
Gbyte: Person no go kill person for here with laff, I've listened to the video personally and now reading it even makes it more fun because I won't stop remembering the way the lady was talking 'apple 5' ...
far majority of the americans don't have a clue - then again, there's a possibility the video was staged. she said she's owned previous apple phones and she thought she could get the iphone 5 for $100-$200? bizarre! what are the odds that this video was made by those obnoxious samsung dickriders?
Phones › Re: Advert War: Samsung Disses Iphone 5 by coogar: 11:00pm On Sep 24, 2012
mashnino: na u carry all the letters go give samsung bah?

dey there dey lie to your self
you are allowed to be ignorant but don't embarrass yourself in a public forum!

http://www.thetechstorm.com/2012/08/google-warned-samsung-not-to-copy-the-ipad/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:27pm On Sep 24, 2012
[quote author=Ghostface_killa]azz_hole!!......ur mum made a big mistake allowing that cum into that summer_slammed pu$_s_y of hers....instead she should have swallowed that sh_!t or better off...sniff it lyk the p0_RN_junkie she is.........then jst maybe the world would have been a douche_bag lesser........fvcking product of an inbreed[/quote]
diggz: .
Shutdafcukup u 65years sonofaslot!bleeping amoeba! E b like say life done tired Ur empty Ugly sef abi? Like I adviced u earlier,U can hug a wet transformer or go shag ur moms! U nothing!!!
watching father and son drag their family name in the mud looks amusing to me! i understand you troglodytes need to put up a united front but your effort looks like a gay wedding. ghostface killa and diggzarse - what a horrible combo! the money spent on y'all development should have been used to buy prophylactics to prevent you bastards from swimming upstream to meet the ovaries! ghostface killa looks like a crossbreed of a mayan and a koala! diggz is a product of a cheap drunk fück! the two of you should pull a gun on each other and squeeze the trigger.....the world would be a better place without y'all!
Phones › Re: Advert War: Samsung Disses Iphone 5 by coogar: 7:18pm On Sep 24, 2012
A2J: You joking right? Apple not threatened? why are the on going court wahala? why didnt apple sue LG or other? Apple sees a strong competition from samsung(in the mobile phone though).

i love apple products for its workmanship and am still loving my iphone4 but dont say apple is not threatened, ko jo!
apple are not threatened - they went to court because of the theft of their intellectual property after sending several warning letters to samsung! they even offered an olive branch to samsung to buy the license to copy but samsung refused to take the offer. in terms of sales and acceptance - there's no competiton. i can agree there's a tasty competiton between android and iOS but there's no competition between samsung phones and the iphone!

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