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moonraker:

don't envy me......

Timbuktou:
Then she better bring out that vex money Dami talked about. When the bill comes, you put up this incredulous look and ask him how many fish you chop: one but you see him putting two on your tab, how come oga, I be lion?

hahahaha
that's cold

cococandy:
I've not met any such one.

Offended ke?
Highest they will put up a feeble attempt to stop you but if you half insist, they will relax and let you pay .

i don't believe it!
on the first date? naija guys are always happy to foot the bill to impress his date. he might have borrowed the dough, stolen it or saved it for months but he's willing to part with it. you are fibbing abeg.......one of the major reasons other african girls chase naija men is because of the way we tend to "spoil" our dates!

damiso:
Criteria was different things but it was not just about going out, sending credit and stalking you over the phone with 100 calls a day etc. Stillwater is right most naija gals think the above is the definition of 'caring'.

exactly!
and the guys know this already so they go for the most effective method that gets them what they want.

Naa I won't..even moreso now that I am older.Some of my friends used to 'pity' me sha.They even hated one of my toasters back then cos it was just 'talk talk' they would say 'ahan how can someone be coming to a girls hostel and just come empty handed and just be gisting gisting He was already working in a bank at the time sef so the hatred was x2. I liked his company though and he still remains my friend till today. He just liked women too much and me I was not down for 'main chic side chic' wahala so he eventually became 'friend zoned

choiiiiii!
just like that? you just sent him to "romantic" prison?

Yeah yeah my daddy was the first man in my life o and boy did he give me a sense of self worth.So one yeye boy won't start thinking TFC fried rice and chicken is a big deal.

TFC fried rice is a big deal for some chics o! the method rarely fails. cheiiii, i kinda missed the naija dating scene. it's so straight forward unlike what you see here.

Timbuktou:
Hehehehe.
Sure. That's what it's supposed to be. However, the concept has been corrupted.
Help me tell our sisters o. These days, a date is another name for 'free peppersoup'.

and naija guys don't even mind buying the peppersoup until the chic starts stiffening her neck that she's allergic to kissing.

April07:
Strolling and gisting and chewing roated corn and 'sitting under trees'

strolling under the hot sun & chewing roasted corn? hahahaha - he won't be getting laid ever.

damiso:
Coogar make I no lie I don't know o :Dyou sef know naija guys don't ' insist' on going Dutch. I have volunteered to pay for the popcorn at a movie and the guy was very offended (like his manhood was dependent on his ability to pay for popcorn ).

true that!
naija guys feel offended when a chic offers to pay. the society makes it his responsibility to provide.

And who told you I consumed fried rice and chicken? I hated that 'hungry girl' generalisation so I almost always had only a drink esp on a first date. I know some guys who said I was 'forming ' na them know. the ability to buy me food was not a dating criteria.

what was the criteria?

I was the 'suffering One' back then I.God did not just give me the head of 'spending' boyfriends and toasters(or maybe I was always just too proud to ask).

so if you could turn back the hands of time, you would have taxed your toasters?

Make I no lie my shakara was a lot.My dad used to take me and my sister Out to eat (name it from shitta amala to Terris burger to Eko Le meridien ) and so taking me to eat 'fried rice and chicken ' was not something that used to trip me.

ahaaaaa!
daddy's pet.

teddybiyasi:
lol nah I'm just taking good care of my future inheritance

any vacancy in your company?
i want to apply as a manager.

diggz:
Ozil in his first season rite so wat happened in his second season ? U lack cognitive reasoning of any sort and at best u are a dumbfcvk.

@ Coogar how did maria manage in ur team of last season? I am sure wen u want to analyse his performance of last season u wont fail to mention d fact dat u guys were rebuilding rite?

di maria was the best player in the league in the first 3-4 months or so. his performance tailed off when his house got invaded by robbers.

nonsoroyalty:
Reporter: hazard why don't you score more goals as a winger like c ronaldo neymar griezman etc
Hazard: well according to the logic of my dumb a.s.s fans dribbles and key passes is far better than goals
Reporter: but why did ur key passes couldn't get u to the ucl final like neymar who scored 10goals
Hazard: well *scratches head* at least I have the second most dribble after messi so am the 3rd best player now

i would never understand why some fans rate dribbling. a through ball that rips the defence into shreds gives me more excitement than watching a player run with the ball.

teddybiyasi:
instead of saying sorry jeeeezy well

why won't I do my masters

I don't wanna rush myself so I'm waiting till next year
& I even have alot of work to do in my dads NEPA pole company & to look after his tippers in lag

teddy, you don become CEO now?

April07:
Can you not be creative enough to come up with something that is fun and not expensive?

Is it about your comfort or the girl's?
If you're so determined to get her laid then you'll put up with her 'talking under tree' method


I'm responsible for what I say..what you understand on the other hand is totally your business

what is fun & not expensive in nigeria?

MVGT - Gladyys

she got rhymes, metaphors, flow, punches, opener, closer

sinizia got wordplay

personal was TIED!

damiso:
Ok I won't lie sha I never had to go Dutch (BUT I also never used to buy boxers and socks as gifts ) but I always always carried what i called 'vex money' with me on a date.

so the vex money has never been used to bail you out & yet you have consumed more than 30 plates of fried rice & chicken? damiso, diarisgod o.

And my vex money was always enough to pay for my meal plus my cab back to my fathers house and yes coogar even if the meal was at Ocean view

i believe you....
so let's assume you went on one of those dates and the guy insists you go dutch....and you did......if he asks you for another date, would you go?

Coogar and Timbuktuo girls tended to go on 'mass dates' with guys they considered magas and did not like. I always hated the idea sha. I remember one of my bros liked one girl who moved in a 6 girl clique you invite one out better go and look for money for 5 more people.

i never liked girls who move in gangs. it's a turn-off! take a 6-girl clique to a restaurant? i be santa claus?

April07:
Yeah right

doubt me at your own risk!

Loooool... Ofcos. Of you're moving at snail's pace with your wooing and you just don't have sweet mouth, you won't last the first 3 phone calls with yours truly
Depends on the people involved o..

snail's pace?
there's nothing snaily about the pace. naija women just love drama & they revel in the chase.

sweet mouth? i was born with a sweet mouth. the ladies i have kissed ended up having diabetes. 1 phone call would make you dump your boyfriend for me.

Stillfire:
Lol, so what should we do now? Going to a man's house is just asking for trouble. And you yourself know it.

how about being tactical & calculating? you can take a friend along. if he stays with other boys, you can take a brother or a male friend with you.

Stillfire:
Any girl that goes to a naija man's house is just playing with fire.
If you don't have money go to the buka, abeg and buy amala and coke.
She should go to hell if she doesn't like it.

cheiiiiii!
80% of nigerian men are decent. if the girl insists she's not having sex, they would leave her alone. why are you making it sound like every nigerian guy is a horn dog?

April07:
You didn't just meet them and they 'started wanting' to come over and 'chill'
You guys had some kind of relationship.. Except....

you cannot blame them - i have that effect with naija ladies.

This we know
But then... They gats to be some kinda wooing..

thank you!
i like your brutal honesty.....now that we have gotten that point out of the way, we can talk about how soon is too soon...

some ladies would wait 3-6 months, some like to wait till the wedding night & some want it instantly. wooing can be tiresome. wooing can be damned too expensive.

teddybiyasi:
dad(kr0ne) & coogar what nah you guys have been snubbing your mentions lately oga ooooooh



gladyys must you kill someone for crying out loud kilode the guy provoke you reach that level

teddy, have you arrived abi you aren't doing your masters again?

Stillfire:
Haa Coogar. It's the economy that caused it.
When a Naija woman says a man is caring, it's all about money o.

it's that same economy that is forcing the men to change the venue of the romantic dinner from oceanview restaurant to their living room.

Timbuktou:
Go dutch? In Nigeria? Only a measly 0.06% would ever consider this, and an even smaller percentage would carry through.

nigerian women don't carry their purse with them on a dinner date. their mentality is that - if you are suggesting the date, you must foot the bill.

what about the guys who cannot afford to take their chics to a posh restaurant? should they go & steal? naija men cannot win. damned if he suggests the girl should come to his house. damned if he cannot afford to foot the bill.

gladyss, i am very very impressed with your written. your opener has to be the best since this tourney started. one can tell you actually wrote this script for your opponent - it wasn't a copy & paste job that can be used for anyone.

nice one!

Timbuktou:
Most of them do, the other proportion will not decline it if offered, and they want to be 'romantic'. I done dey vex sef.

no vex......
they just want to eat their cake & have it. freeloading on another man is what they consider romantic. how many nigerian women would agree to split the bill on the first date? even if they manage to go dutch, the guy would not get a second date from them - the average nigerian would rather spend her money on brazilian hair than waste it in a classy restaurant in the name of romance....

raumdeuter:
Neymar would dominate providing key goals and assists which Hazard lacks

SIlva has a slight body frame and he is one of the best players in the PL

he has been better than hazard in the last 3 seasons - silva is the truth. he's the most underrated player in the league.....he can do everything better than hazard. the only thing hazard does better than silva is scoring awoof goals via penalties

April07: See eh.. When there's chemistry, the "come to my house" will not even be necessary..
Dude you just met the lady! She's even still trying to know you, to trust you.
And the most sensible place to chill is 'your house' ?!?! undecided

this was why i said different strokes for different folks in my first comment - from my own experience, the ladies would rather cotch up with me at home - watch movies, watch football or play video games. they actually suggest coming to my place than taking them out on a date.........i guess some of them are trying to portray the good girl rather than the gold digging heifer.

Knowing a lady better!?!?.
Well.. Since you've so known her well.. Why don't you let her 'know' you too? undecided
Whatever happened to sitting under a tree and talking *pensive*

i mean the only reason a man would be adamant to collect a girl's number is to take her to bed. sexual attraction comes first before he even summoned up the courage to say hi. any man who tells you differently is a bloody liar.

Timbuktou:
You dey mind them? In a society where a date could likely bring her friend along, on a 'date' o. They want us to be eternal magas. God pass dem

And she was conceited enough to include that her Lawyer-Pastor and Lecturer friends also find the habit unscrupulous. Very silly attempt at shaming our collective common sense, those ones don't say come to my house, it's 'see me in my office'

sometimes - they even ask for takeaways after devouring their meal in the restaurant

Timbuktou:
You better wake up. Who cares about romance and endearment when you're dealing with opportunistic dates?

why won't they demand for expensive dates when it's the men that bear the cost in most cases? if the roles are reversed, nigerian women would ask men to come to the house too so they can cook a sumptuous meal for their boyfriends.

Timbuktou:
Oga Coogar, you done come again o.

swear down, that statement of yours had me in stitches. according to that article, nigerian men are free to have sexual fantasies about their women as long as they are willing to take her out on a date.

different strokes for different folks....

from my own personal experience, nigerian ladies actually prefer coming to the house than going out to eat somewhere. all those church girls who love doing things behind closed doors would never agree to go out on a date where they can be seen & gossiped about. they would rather chop & clean mouth.

Bimffo:
So, Hazard cannot keep the ball under pressure and pass the ball when he is marked tightly. Coogar you fall my hand big time..

the same hazard you people curse here for playing too selfishly instead of doing the simple thing? i am afraid, hazard is not a low-risk footballer. david silva is the only player in the EPL that i can think of that would fit into barcelona seamlessly.

hazard is not that skilled!

diggz:
Coogs ur matter sometimes na anywhere belly face so I am definitely not surprised with the position u hv taken however,my qxn to you is if we do a direct swap of hazard to barca and neymar to chelsea how will each player fare? Please how fragile either of dem is shud not be a debate here. Thank you.

if you do a swap, hazard would fail at barcelona. all those senseless dribbling that gives the ball away is anti-barca. barca are only interested in players that can keep the ball under pressure and pass the ball even when marked tightly.

hazard does not possess such skills!

Debroslink:
I just came in.

Are you now using Griezmann as a shield to cover Hazard's performance outside England?

Even if Griezmann is better than Neymar (a fat lie), does it justify Hazard's woeful performance in UCL and for Belgium?

hazard is a poor man's neymar.
even at the world cup, fellaini performed better than the ball juggler. on what planet is hazard better than neymar? he's not even better than griezmann, bale, reus or muller.

darkrebel proceeds to the next round....

limerick should blame no one else but himself for his late submission.

Bimffo:
Neymar dives alot.. We don't have to deny that. But what threshold of pain are you talking about?? Do you know how Hazard gets kicked week in week out in the EPL Do you see him kicking balls and fighting all over the pitch??

Against Peru he had the same problem.. against Colombia, the same thing..


Asides Neymar's tap Ins, what else does he do better than Hazard that we are not aware of.. (if you say he is more talented than Hazard, that's your opinion! I don't have to agree with it..)

hazard is stockier than neymar.
all those kicks are nothing to him. every einger gets kicked but it's the threshold of pain that would determine whether they stay down or bounce back up and continue playing.

hazard is probably the most durable player in europe as we speak - he is always fit! he gets A for that but durability alone doesn't cut it. neymar is more talented & it's not even close. neymar can do everything better than hazard on a football pitch.

moonraker:
choi, just look at your coin total...

Who did you pack to get that amount of coins??

ronaldo(TOTS)