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moonraker:
Unless you have a desktop or some desktop replacement, then NO it cant..

njokusboy: Women also start fantasising about children as soon as they are married

amicableSavage:
Hey guys. My fifa 15 plays well bt stutters abit. My ram is 4GB n processor is 2.4GHz Intel dual core. If I upgrade my ram to 8gb 'll it b smoother?

JAYEFF:
cc Coogar

can I at least pile the odds? show these gents each how they stand against their opponents?

FOREXMARTS:
lol read a review about it and how the whole album happened, "Nas created a classic album unintentionally by just spitting from the heart", I couldn't agree less. I have compared it side by side with Big's ready to die and still prefer illmatic, even deleted big's RTD from my phone. Except for "gimmie the loot" and "juicy".

sukkot:
brah ? this problem is bigger than the TMA or FMO3 gene. and thats junk science anyway. enzyme to break down their food is missing ? and that causes pumpum odor ? come on man. you know better than that.

Brandnew2:
Muslim chicks would know how to do the canine. I wouldn't mind that too.

Shymm3x:
Gross.

Lol, some of these chics need to start using disinfectants.

Brandnew2:
The holy spirit understands I can't deal with the distance between us right now.
So I need me a side church chick.

sukkot:
[b]bros coogar, i have been with black chicks in UK with the resources to fight this odour and with the monetary resources to fight this and it still exists. in fact a chick i was with just came out of the bathroom after taking a bath and i gotta tell ya, the soap and water couldnt beat down that odor. in fact it seems like the bath she had exacerbated the whole thing sef lwkm. its a spiritual issue. trust me. its called low frequency of vibration. we are electromagnetic beings. the frequency of vibration of black people has being turned down by a higher power. low frequency will give you vaginal odor because even thoough the tissues are alive, they are only operating at half capacity so you are like a walking corpse. hence why it smells like corpse. black people have very low electromagnetic vibration. and this i confirmed experimentally when i did electrocardiograph measurements on my caucasian clients and negro clients. the caucasians had high voltage electrocardiographs while the negros had low voltage electrocardiographs. we are running on lower electricity to power our body. we are electrical beings and electricity powers us up. so this issue is all spiritual. trust me i know [/b]

Brandnew2:
White girls actually smell too, though very rare. I guess the same rule applies to all. Always have a bath before or after the act. Except maybe it's a quickie then that's another ball game entirely.

Brandnew2:
This one is tough o!
Trying to zero in on a target now...

These are times I wish I'm like my other hood niggaz..dunno how they do it but these niggaz can bang anything.

On my own part I'm a bit picky, can't be too careful these days.

My bae recently took ill and I was hoping it wasn't pregnancy related. Now don't call me a cheat. I'm only looking for a church girl

sukkot:
well in my unenlightened days I was quite the rolling stone and i have been with around 20 or more white women sexually. and not a single one had that problem. of course I am now an enlightened celestial being and i dont indulge in such adultery and fornication.

oh so you want the bible to say PUZZY ? i implore you to read the whole chapter. in fact the trans-atlantic slave trade of our people is written in the bible. we are the biblical children of zion. we are under generational curses. both men and women. oh dont feel bad, us men have our own curses too. we are the most hated race in the world. last to get hired and first to get fired. getting shot down by white cops all over america etc etc. oh the curses envelopes us all as a race.

Brandnew2:
Great idea..
On a second thought! I really don't dig that house fellowship/worship thingy.

Besides, I don't do neighborhood cheeks.

I'd prefer a lil bit of distance so I don't get choked up. Can't imagine seeing a girl every other day.

Beremx:
hahahaha!!

Ishilove:
Lol. Having one's puzzay licked that long will leave it permanently shrivelled

Brandnew2:
Lawd I need me a church girl...
Any ideas on where to go hunting?

My options

Neighborhood Redeemed parishes.

Daystar leadership academy.

House on the rock...(Need a flashy. Car for that)

Christ embassy/Household of God. (Sure bet if I grow and Afro and perm it)

Celestial churches in some Ghetto.

Shymm3x:
Brev, you can't blame the guy - some pums stink so bad that they'll give you nightmares till the end of time.
I had one mad experience with some peng JA lighty in colly, and my fingers were messed up for a week, trust me. The putrid smell was there for a whole week.
Since then I always stylishly get my nose down to smell the under through whatever any chic is wearing, when I see she's most likely wet. Just to know before I get my fingers messed up again.

Beremx:
lord knows how many puussies he has seen and confirm they stink. I think he has a problem with the nerve that controls his ability to smell.

The guy needs a corrective surgery.

Brandnew2:
Church girls singing worship songs after a mouth gig since 1600 AD.

Brandnew2:
I actually know a girl with that twitter handle.

You can imagine the wonders she can perform with her mouth.

Beremx:
dinachi shouldn't read this. Don't let him come after you o!

Ishilove:
Minister of Puccy Affairs

CSTR2:
If only guys know the amount of malignant bacterias that a man can swallow from the cleanliest pusssy in the world, they would vomit for a year.
And we all know the average pusssy is a bacteria- mine field and is far from clean.
Keep on sucking, una hear.
The rate of MouthAction related throat cancer has skyrocketed.

raumdeuter:
Some even wake you up with it. Atimes you are just sleeping and next thing you feel your cooork getting blown or just watching TV and next thing they pull out the shaft

Shymm3x:
Lol, that's the truth. Most chics these days even do it on the first date anywhere, after mere kissing them.
It's easier to get head than sex these days.

Shymm3x:
Coogs, I'm still a learner - you're the quintuple King. King Jaffe Joffer!

But the awkward moment when you have to ask ya wife/chic to give you head - I can't deal! You shouldn't even be asking, she ought to do it all the time voluntarily.

I can't go out with a chic like that - I'll most likely get bored after a week, and disappear like a ghost. No time for time-wasters.

raumdeuter:
WHat of anal? Are you open to that too? Coogar, wonlaseonimi, cococandy, beremx

danbrowndmf:
10bars 10 lines or 20 lines?

Beremx:
coogar and his funny gifs.

Greetings to you.

Shymm3x:
Don't mind her.
These days, almost every chic out there gives head. A lot of them even give head before sex, and you don't even need to ask them before they whip the cruise missile out and start working on it.
If it were about swallowing, or not - then I might understand where she's coming from. Then again, there's nothing bad in swallowing, unless she likes wasting the nutritious amino acids that help in enhancing batty fat/muscles.

discusant:
PRETENDERS OF WOMEN - MOST OF SUCH WOMEN DID MOUTH ACTION WITH BOYFRIENDS BEFORE MARRIAGE.

MARRIED WOMEN WHO ARE SERIOUS EVEN ENJOY MOUTH ACTION, WHAT IS THERE TO LOOSE?

IF THE HUBBY LIKES MOUTH ACTION AND THE WIFE PRETENDS SHE HATES IT, THE WIFE RISKS HAVING HER HUBBY GO OUT FOR OTHER WOMEN, AND WHEN HE CONTRACTS AN STD, THE WIFE IS THE FIRST TO GET IT. SO?

sinizia:
LOL. Coog, UNLESS someone ghost-writes for Gladys, I'm bludgeoning her come Friday. That's a promise.

edwife:
And i also think some men are not into it because they don't know how to do it so they avoid it completely.My only thing is nobody should force their partner or desire something they can't do or give.A couple just need to understand each other.

Shymm3x:
What's the point of having a wife who can't give good head? - waste of space.
Just suck the darn lollipop, caress the balls, and get the darn thing moist with ya saliva.
Good head, good puzzy, and good food - three things a man can't do without.

Ishilove:
Talk to the hand, nigga

Shymm3x:
Classic Buju Banton - boom bye bye inna battyboi head/rudeboi nuh promote nuh nasty man!!

I think the older generation kept it somewhat reggae with dancehall - but once the new generation turned it to bashment, with a lot of gangsta stuff like gangsta rap (though Buju Banton was somewhat gangsta as well), everything changed.

FOREXMARTS:
Right now am on Nas's illmatic album listening to "It ain't hard to tell". Now that album is a classic.

edwife:
Not all men....

Ishilove:
Nna enh, na wa for you o...

mrwonlasewonie:
no. Just this kind of make up for the men . Can't you see how cute he is with the make up

mrwonlasewonie:


Then you have to come with one carton of whisky, baylis , vodka and Red wines. Lobatan