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naijababe:
Lol...........I am watching S3 again just to catch Black Cindy's moment

black cindy loves food too much....
chang is another crazy fellow.

AdeLaNa1:
I remember reading reading somewhere that an ultimate team edition owner stands a better chance of getting an IF in a pack than a standard edition owner. Well dont know how true that is sha.

As for Fifa 16, dont know yet if am buying and 16 no get ultimate team edition(pic)

the super deluxe version is the equivalent of the ultimate team edition. it's fully-packaged. i might preorder it next week.

Thedarkrebel✘


Heywhizzy's Requiem Mass✘

✘I prod 'Heystack' with 'pitchforks', watch the yobbo expire/ 'kinda like punches in boxing', I'm 'Hey maker' & creator' getting his roach-ass fired/ bellicose & pugnacious, I get him rolled like tyres/ so brand me a hostile 'Electrician', cos my Nanquan fists...just made him go 'Heywire'! /

✘I'm Vlad the Impaler,plunging scapels in his mouth/ a malefic Sagittarius, I hurl arrows in bouts/ but if Whizzy 'don't believe'...I'll unscramble the lout/ till you find this 'Thomas in my Silhouette'.. but I'd still escort him to his grave....without a 'Shadow of Doubt'! /

✘I'm Zimmerman, he's Trayvon..cos I'll shoot him for nothing/ use his cranium as my dartboard, leave him screwed, shreded, bloodied/get him lacerated & slivered - if he looks at my trophies/ & if he still 'Toys' with the Rebel, you'll find his smoked carrion...beside a 'Two-headed Chucky'! /

✘I heave cannons in his home & his lowly apartment/ I'll biff his bug-eyed parents...have them thrown in a compartment/ If I sight his 'female siblings'....I'll subject the hoes to torments/ till you see the 'arsonist in me'...when I set his 'Sisters ablaze'..... Inferno in a Convent! /

✘I'll get his bones pulverized, & bring this street dog calamity/if he retorts apathetically/ I'll inflict him with ecchymosis, contusions & limp sores eternally/ & after getting me a pen...I'll write 'fÜck you' on his wounds .....call that insult upon injury! /

✘I'm White Chapel's Jack the Ripper..a remorseless killer/ & a barborous wizard/ call me wordplay' general...cos after socking this geezer/ I'll let a noxious 'Pun Jab' him....like that 'State in Northern India! /

✘Heywhizzy's an obscene Transvestite, a sissy cursed flincher/ he wears high-heels, make-up, & buys skimpy tops from Spencer/I'll should get this frigid scum severed/ but as licentious Roman..I'd rather nail to him a 'Crucifix'....that's how you kill a Cross-dresser! /

✘Y'all know this tranny is gay, & a c0ck-loving hornet/ he s0domised Chris, Mike, James..then sucked Morris nuggets/ when this calamite moved to Capetown.. he still fÜcked boys in toilets/& though he became Xenophobic... his anus is still ever willing...to accept 'Foreign' Objects! /

✘He drinks s£men like milkshakes, just to feed his sluttish self/a misogynistic pummet, he ain't got chicks - he's squats with Ben/ plus he got phobia for women, he rarely speaks or talks to them/ so if this fagg0t claims he fÜcks 'things wearing skirt'…..just know he sleeps with 'Scottish men'! /

✘Tis' the end of a riffraff & loafer/ a rap-battle degenerate...a skinhead & imposter/ I bring flowers to his funeral, pay my last respect to this two-timing oyster/fÜck that, I'd rather defecate on his corpse...then wipe my bÜttcrack...with his obituary posters! /


Thedarkrebel✘

Leyqute:
I'd also prefer Otamendi, mainly because of his age. But Ramos shouldn't be overlooked. He offers good experience and he's played in different World tournament finals. The main reason I like him is his Champions League experience, but his price tag is just too high. I'd pick him over Otamendi if he costs less. We can't risk copious millions on a 29 year old

otamendi was the best central defender in spain last season. if he's available, we should be signing him. ramos can play as RB so the defence is sorted!

checks in on behalf of dark rebel...

heywhizzy, drop your verse....

hensben:
Liar a.k.a cooger is back, my friend stop trolling n type/speak fact.

says the fool that never knew owen once won ballon d'or. you said stadium isn't your problem cur we have showed you the link where chelsea are desperate to get a bigger capacity.

you come across as a clueless okada rider - you only follow chelsea because you like blue as a colour. your brain is empty when discussion hovers round the deep football matters.

JayKayMaybachz:
✔ Coogar over look this half baked púnk jare
They ghuy is as a dull as the word dull

he's my punchbag!
let me use him to train abeg!

naijababe:
The same pòrnstache that is now bumbling cry babe

he's in prison!
everyone would cry in an american prison. heaven knows how many times he musta been râped by fellow intimates .

hensben:
shevey n toress were not surplus to requirement in ac milan n liverpool respectively..that's the difference between them n mata.

they were......
shevchenko was already 30 when he moved to chelsea - he only came to england to collect his pension. torres was injury-ravaged when you got him.....that was why liverpool sold him in the first place.

kr0ne:
Yeah, he told me, and I've created the thread.

heywhizzy goes first......

lemme go play FIFA before the deadline.

i would be posting darkrebel's verse by 8pm. airmark should take note of this - darkrebel's opponent has to post first though.

AdeLaNa1:
Thats assuming u own the Ultimate Team Edition of the game. It can't be dat easy if u're playing the standard edition

i don't think there's any difference.
the key is getting there as soon as the packs are launched. i got the ultimate team edition. i doubt i have ever played with the other features of the game.

FUT is what makes FIFA series successful. the FIFA16 pre-order is out already @ $99.99. i dunno why it has to be that expensive. try & get the ultimate edition....there are goodies every week.


random.....
is there anyone interested in changing the name of his FUT club? i can spare 2,000FCC points to buy you the gift.

naijababe:
And Piper got re-arrested, forget whatever fooked reason she gave.

my favourite character in the whole series is caputo & pórnstachë

piper went from being one of the favourites to the one i cannot even stand anymore. season 3 was very bland - didn't live up to the first 2 seasons.

greenhulk:
How do u guys get TOTS. I never seem to get lucky, I've opened several packs with mediocre players spending hundreds of thousands of coins. Last night I was online between 11 and 2am, checked store no TOTS. So now I give up on opening stupid packs.

it's called pack luck....
get there as soon as it launches & you are guaranteed to cop at least 2 TOTS players.

Anyway, now in division 2, 3 games to go, 2 wins and I'm in division 1. One thing I realized is since I started packing the bus at 65-70 mins I've been able to win more games than when I attack throughout 90mins. If I'm leading and have 20 mins to go, I pack the bus and 95% of the times my opponent would never score. FIFA 15 has a crazy thing, opponents seem to score the most in injury time, packing the bus will definitely prevent this. Last night I played with a guy that has attacking trio of Ronaldo, messi and neymar, all TOTS. ALL 11 players are in form. I managed to score 2 goals in the first half, at the start of second half I packed the bus for 45 mins, opponent got frustrated, win win for me.

parking the bus @65-90 mins?
where's the fair play in that?

the game is scripted.....
if you don't shut down properly, your opponent would always score in the dying minutes to win or equalise. you defenders would just freeze and a useless striker would breeze past them to score.

naijababe:
Almost feel sorry? I feel super sorry for her. I don't think crazy eyes being a virgin is far fetched. Given her issues, it is almost a given.

how can you feel sorry for alex vause? have you forgotten how she played piper in chicago? she told piper to deny the drug baron while she fessed up to cop a plea bargain.

that's worse than what judas did to christ!

hensben:
stadium is not our problem

so why were you begging to buy battersea power plant? you can never break even with that match-box stadium of yours....

hensben:
shevy was a legend same with torres. Di maria who? That surplus to requirement at real madrid same with mata.

you said mata was surplus to requirement - so i asked you what would you say about sheva & torres? you broke the british transfer record to sign has beens

the final TOTS.....
so happy for de gea & lacazette

weedtaker:

by next year west ham will take over the olympic stadium to become the owners of the second largest stadium in london.

60,000 - arsenal
54,000 - west ham
41,000 - chelsea

hensben:
di maria? a rejected player? Lol if not that psg was on ffp he wouldn't have signed for united. He is not Still happy seeing himself at urinated after outrageous price(desperado buy).

if di maria was a rejected player - what do you have to say about torres? shevchenko?

SailorXY:
is it possible we get Yaya Toure for like £15m?

yaya who?
i would rather sign alex song for £40m than pay £15m for the albatross known as yaya toure. he's good going forward, he's a liability going the other way.

hensben:
but your club can't attract players except english overrated players. Chelsea fc have history only a deluded man united fan think otherwise. Man united= new leads united in town.

you don't have any history....
you were not better than west ham until the russian billionaire came to your rescue. even if we ignore everything your useless club went through before 2003, united have won more league titles than chelsea.

what's your history?
what's your pedigree in europe? how many ballon d'or players have you produced? your club is the caucasian version of dolphins fc in the nigerian premier league.

weedtaker:
and nigga We mean every word/sentence, we ain't smiling

the nerve of a glory hunter coming here to brag. chelsea fc of all the teams in europe. dortmund fc have a better history in europe. chelsea na tissue paper with their 40,000 capacity stadium they struggle to fill up.

ocephraim:
Una get patience for here o... This guy is just intent on dragging y'all down to his level (below foolery) and beating y'all with experience...

beat who with experience?
this is the holy grail of all football discussions in africa, ok? posters coming here are well-advised to bring facts to the table as anything they utter might lead to a painful death.

we don't joke with our brand here.....
so if there's anymore cöcksuckers out there willing to drag his credibility in the mud, they should step forward & take their thrashings.

parrotibaba:
empty skull did I not mention EPL titles or r u blind or senile ,even a septuagenarian can quickly decipher n comprehend d point I made ... mate go find a LovePeddler to fцck n clear ur already clouded brain

don't mind the còck snort....
somebody that should be kissing the ground we walk is coming here to brag about chelsea?

did the dolt not get the memo that the reason roman abramovic even bought chelsea was because of the old trafford atmosphere when we tonked real madrid 4-3 in 2003??

chelsea - the most useless london club ever.

hensben:
I'm ashame of you n cooger this night; you-mou had won 1 ucl trophy for 12 years, cooger- michael owen was world best in 2001. These are same sets of fans calling chelsea fan names. Lol.

be ashamed of yourself....
i said owen won ballon d'or.....you disputed it & you had poop thrown on your face.

Darkrebel666:
hehe.. earth to coogar. come back to the present. Kendrick Lamar is the internet sensation nowadays & the hottest thing since slice bread.

real niggaz get credits on the streets not via the internet. this is why he's a candy-ašs rapper.

he is trending all over Youtube,twitter & social media & yet you say he's yet to blow?. one of the highest earning rapper currently not to even mention his several endorsements from towering companies such as Reebok.

one of??
hip-hop died in the west coast since 96. forget kendrick lamar....he cannot hold a candle to any of the NY rappers.

abeg. what does Jay-Z know how to rap sef? Kendrick Lamar cremated Hov in 'b1tch don't kill my vibe[remix]. Jigga was flowing like a minor in kindergarten. ✘

jigga - the king of NY?

here is just a tip of Kendrick's brilliance:-
Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You ain't gotta screw up your face in front of the kids won't you lighten up like Michael did? ✘

bwahahahaha
when he hits #1 album for 11 consecutive years like jigga did, kendrick can start making noise. i cannot believe you don't feel embarrassed for today's industry rappers. they are wack as hell!

it's all about the money - no groundbreaking ideas. if you list the top 20 rap albums of all time, no rap album in the last 6 years would grace the list. hip-hop in the mainstream is dead, bro. go & cop the rap albums of the golden age era.

hensben:
michael owen world best? Are you really serious? Lol. Smh. Man u is a corrupt club, giggs slept with his brother's wife, #MiserableClub @man united.

stop disgracing yourself......

[img]http://royalfootball.files./2014/01/owen-ballon-dor-2002.jpg[/img]

hensben:
chelsea is better than man united #fact.

league titles...
man utd 20-5 chelsea

champions league....
man utd 3-1 chelsea

you are my slave.

hensben:
michael owen world best? Are you really serious? Lol. Smh. Man u is a corrupt club, giggs slept with his brother's wife, #MiserableClub @man united.

terry slept with wayne bridge's bird.

AdeLaNa1:
We mentioning Balon D' Or winners, u quickly change topic to Chelsea greater than ManU this season. Shows u started watching football at the start of last season. Like i said u're trying too hard to mke sense. U only looking all d more dumb in the process

99% of the chelsea fans on this forum are dullards. what do you expect?

hensben:
Those epl trophies you won through bribery and corruption by alex..27 years 2 ucl says it all. Lol. #MiserableClub @man united

yeah.....yeah
bribery & corruption.......but it was chelsea that got caught & fined for tapping ashley cole in a london hotel.

chelsea - racists, classless, plebs!

hensben:
owen Balon de or?lol cr7? That cry baby, whiner n tap in king? Lol. Barca>>> real madrid while chelsea>>>man city>>>>>arsenal>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>man united this season.

seeing that you only started watching football last year....how would you ever know michael won ballon d'or in 2001?

ronaldo is a cry baby - cry baby has won virtually every domestic cup in spain....just like he did in england. he's the best player in the world.

how's chelsea greater than united?
how many league titles do you have in your coffers? how many champions league titles do you have? roman abramovic has spent more than £1.5 billion since 2003 & he still hasn't matched united's number of league titles since he arrived.

hensben:
why trying to attach barca to your miserable team n that francodrid..barca is more than a club.

he asked you a genuine question....
have chelsea ever produced a ballon d'or winner?

ronaldo - real madrid
messi - barcelona
ronaldo - man utd
owen - liverpool

no chelsea player in the group of elite.....

hensben:
Now since chelsea sold him to your club how many trophy has he won? Let alone individual awar so u see that's were the bullying lies. Mikel has worked for his signing fee, he played 90 minutes against manure(fa cup) n also ucl final, he won every trophies unlike mata who is already 28 but no trophy yet with united.

how long did it take mikel to win the premier league when he joined chelsea? united won 3 league titles in a row plus a champions league before mikel could win his first league title @chelsea.

give mata time....
only a fool would compare mikel to mata. mata was chelsea's best player while he was there. he even outperformed the belgian pius ikedia. admit it....chelsea are slaves where united is concerned. we no dey the same category.

hensben:
We gave you guys surplus to requirement(mata) for 37mil, now that's the definition of bullying

you want to compare mata(your best player for 2 consecutive seasons) to a drum like mikel obi? admit it, you got bullied.

mata is worth more than £37m

pictures don't lie.....

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/16/article-0-19D2D88A000005DC-98_634x455.jpg

https://thechelseablog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/POTY.jpg

hensben:
It was actually 12mil to man unirated then 4mil to lyn oslo..here is the true story; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2291644/Obi-Mikel-cried-when-Man-Utd-move-failed.html...
Now 37mil-12mil? do the maths ..i repeat, mata was surplus to requirement,he didn't fit into mou's plan. he was sad when he receive the news from mou he will be leaving to sinking ship(man united). http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2014/02/19/mata-sad-to-leave-my-chelsea-friend-mourinho-said-to-move-to-uni/...mou was trying to help your ministry.

you be olodo......
united made a profit of £12m. they paid £4m & got £16m. a deal was agreed in april 2005 that mikel was going to join man utd in july 2005. before any payment could be made, mikel obi cried before TV cameras that he wanted chelsea instead.....united held their funds until the case would be resolved.

when chelsea saw that FIFA has ruled in united's favour, they settled out of court. they paid united £12m awoof & still gave lyn £4m(the money united should have paid had mikel not cried to the camera). in a nutshell, united walked away with awoof £12m and mikel didn't kick a ball in a man utd shirt.

this is pure bullying!