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as predicted, malc put giyaaz in a box.....
these new rookies with their big mouths - they win a battle and their ego rises like dough used to bake cake.

MVGT - mailmalc

limerick - send my private apology within the next 12 hours.

brownie10:
I have the video. Thanks....

can we see a snippet of the video?

how sure are you that the lady in the video isn't a honourable member of this forum?

moonraker:
Well you guys have it good. Over at PC, the amount of TOTS cards on the market is ridiculous.

So one could have the coins to buy those fucccckers but will not be able to buy them because they are either

extinct or overpriced...


Nice team between but why didnt you go for ibra Why lacasweat?

ibra would eat into my coins & he's not very good. he's too slow! lacazette has the pace & he can finish in the box. i would play around with this squad in the online friendly games on FUT. if i win at least 7 out of the 10 random games i play, i would keep the squad. if i don't, i will sell each & everyone of them.

AriDsexy:
Really?

Are u concerned with the fact that her husband left dt video in the recycle bin or with the fact that there's a video like that in the first place?

i am highly concerned that he left it in the recycle bin. it's either the story is fake or hubby deliberately wanted to get caught.

freecocoa:
What if he got careless? He could forget you know.

careless? really?
a philandering man that has managed to keep the mistress away from the watchful eyes of his wife till now cannot be careless.

carelessness is forgetting to logout on facebook, carelessness is forgetting to password a mobile phone. leaving a sextape in the bin of the laptop defies all logic & common sense.

freecocoa:
Has to be, right?

why would any hubby leave his sextape in the recycle bin of his laptop? the purpose of keeping such files is for quick access which only suits a mobile phone device....

another cöck & bull story....

Limerick:
i hope you have where to bury your head when these words start coming back to you.

which words?

moonraker:
Yeah i lost the game. tbf, i sort of knew i was going to loose. It was a lag fest, plus i kept hitting the post...

i just completed my ligue-1 team.

mailmalc would kill giyaaz.....

only few of the newbs have what it takes to draw swords with the old heads.

freecocoa:
Na them sabi sha, whatever rocks their boat.

lol

VictoriaBee:
Maybe.
Anyway, i can't really say because I don't listen to guys gossips but from to what i've seen in movies, guys slut-shame girls they even sleep with to their fellow guys or after a breakup.

stop watching nollywood!

freecocoa:
Lol, well, it would be a shame should she go back after all done.

she would soon get pregnant for maje

freecocoa:
She's getting ready to leave na, why else would she take down pictures and whatnot?

hehehe.....
that's just to please her fans.....wives that get cheated on pack a luggage for 2 weeks and disappear to down their sorrows. what's she waiting for? how long does it take to move out of the house to clear her head?

VictoriaBee:
This is not true.
Men and women shame female sluts because our culture made it so.

women do slut-shäming more than men. matter of fact, men just recant what women say about slüts. we don't have any problem with a woman that wants to "get down".....

Hmm

vickybee is speechless?

VictoriaBee:
hmm. Will you still opine there's no gender inequality?.

men decided not to shame a fellow man that loves sleeping around. women decided to shame a fellow woman that loves sleeping around. this is no inequality......women can stop slütshaming if they want to.

btw, i'm sure Toke never forced those men to sleep with her if she was a runs girl.
I don't believe in karma, btw.

of course, she never forced them - which is why it's even worse. getting paid for sex is called pröstitution anywhere on the planet.

5minsmadness:
A friend of mine is having issues. His mother in law came to spend some time with them and help take care of the kids while wifey is off to work. Wifey works shifts and is currently on night shift.

Recently he has noticed mother in law has become overly friendly and has over stepped her boundries on more than one occasion e.g wanting to eat from his plate when she has her own food, has walked in on him twice now in the bathroom and on both occasions has retreated with heavy laughter and claiming it was a mistake. My friend is getting very uncomfortable but doesn't know if to approach his wife about it or is overreacting. Mama has two more weeks to stay. Should he tell his wife or let things be?

i don't want to believe she's making moves on him. maybe she's got the spirit of voyeurism - she likes to peep! why would any MIL make moves on her SIL?

VictoriaBee:
lol, i'm just laughing mawkishly at people who are saying Toke was/is a runz girl, hence deserves what she got.
Anyway, I don't know her life offline and won't be a judge.
Just as Toke might have a dirty past, no one can vouch that Maje Ayida himself hasn't cheated with someone else girlfriend/wife.
Make una think use ya head and think wisely kwa.
Always blaming and attacking women but will cry foul when it's reversed.

men are applauded for their dirty past. the longer his list of bed mates, the more valued he is. women are mocked for their dirty past. the longer her list of bed mates, the sluttier she is.

stop comparing apples to oranges....

freecocoa:
Hmmm.

I sha hope she won't go back to him after all these.

she hasn't even left.....
you are hoping she won't go back? she has to leave first before you can start hoping.

cococandy:
Lol so you follow for those who know them?

Well you're right about the bolded.
Still I understand clearly how these things work.
How many people know Genevieve and omotola in a personal level? Yet they are role models because of media.

Same way people who don't know toke can swear now that she's bad because of those who are just repeating what they heard about her even if they don't know if it is true or not.

toke has a big mouth....
she verbally lashed linda ikeji many moons ago that linda isn't a role model cos she makes money through gossips..... her youtube channel is worse than the worst bloodbath on NL, she logs in with a different username & attacks anyone that dares criticise her muppet-face.

on a good day, nigerians would be sympathetic towards her plight by cursing the devil out of the home breaker. i am yet to see anyone curse anita - which is quite odd. majority of the people offering their sympathy to toke are just mocking her - it's not genuine!

pickabeau1:
Hmmm...you have a point
Anita was abused too however just not as much if it was omotola
But d guy is accusing bloggers of fabrication to spoil his home

i am yet to see the abuse.....
she has been completely forgotten in the crisis or people are generally happy about what she did. someone had to shut toke up with her dating manual nonsense on youtube.

relationships need no dating manual - what works in your household may not work in mine. every relationship is different & unique! it's a disgrace that her marriage crashed while he claims to be a relationship expert! where were those tips she likes to dish out like she knows it all?

cococandy:
How do you know the house belongs to the guy?
Do you know who pays rent?

which rent?
maje owns the house - his parents got them the house. toke cannot rub 2 nickels together to afford rent. what are you talking about? before their wedding, maje was staying in banana island - isn't that the reason toke wanted to die there?

pickabeau1:
sounds funny
Anyway she may be milking the popularity of the whole saga as is being suggested just like the kim kardashian 73 day marriage
pity = more followers = more social media presence = more money

she's on a long thing!
a lot of folks are happy about what happened to her. she's stepped on many toes along the way - no one is even directing any glance at the anita chic that got pregnant for maje - that is because people don't like toke. let's assume it was genevieve or omotola's marriage that suffered the same problem....the so called anita would be hiding in a bunker now cos nigerians would burn her alive for daring to break the home of their role models.

pickabeau1:
Nope
Acknowledging that she is going through a personal issue and understanding or privacy at this time is not analysis or explanation

i cannot believe she hasn't packed out of the dude's house yet. with the way she's advised millions of naija wives to run at the first sign of trouble, i expect toke to be in her father's house by now.

which simply tells you that the noise women make about catching their hubby with infidelity is just what it is - noise. they would advise other women to flee from the hubby but when it happens to them, they stay in the marriage.

Kimoni:
Thanks bro. Coogar, listen to this!

send the money jor....
pickabeau is related to ambode - he's utterly minted. about 55 contracts have been awarded to him already & there's more to come.....

FROkoroMiss:
Thank you for finding this worthy enough to be shared, but I am simply wondering about why you would post someone's work without due credit or something?
I sent this article to Bella naija and it was published there, if you wanted to share, you could simply have given due credit to the writer, not taking someone else's intellectual property as yours.
Please rectify ASAP Nairaland.
This isn't right.

Signed,

Frances Okoro.
The writer of this article whose work should be duly credited.
www.imperfectlyperfectlives.com

the OP added the "source" at the bottom of the page. you might have missed it.

Kimoni:
Coogar, Spartacus wasn't this bad now. They put the bloody part in slow motion so it doesn't have that effect on you anymore.

I watched Raid to the end but I had to keep covering my eyes

Prayer is far better than any digits in ur bank account

don't worry - you would get used to it. i have more movies to recommend.

bellong:
That poor dude would have been better with a bullet. That guy has no iota of human emotions. Brutally killing people.

drug dealers have no emotions. see how he announced a free rent reward to anyone who kills the cops that invaded his property......crackheads took the mission like government work.

I would have added Steven Seagal to the mix but the fact that he does the bones breaking alone without getting stained makes me dislike his movie.

He doesn't entertain like others that still receive little beating or axing before overcoming, Claude Vandamme comes to mind.

steven seagal's type of fight is known as aikido. he has the 7th degree belt in this kind of martial arts. i used to think he was a joke too till i read such style of fighting actually exists in japan - the motive is to break every bone & tissue of the opponent.

Kimoni:
And Coogar, I saw ur comments here on Raid 1 and I made the mistake of watching it yesterday night. Big Mistake!!

how can you even like that movie?
Very graphic images
I won't even advise my enemies to watch it. Good story line, lovely ending but boy! the killings were too graphic

Hopefully, you don't own a gun else I'll be very afraid for your neigbours
But I liked that confident fighter though the brothers finally killed him with a weapon, that was cheating but I loved it that way

he needed to die
I won't watch any movie you recommend again though

kimoni, it wasn't that bad na. 300 or the spartacus series is worse. i like graphic stuff and i am sure you do too - otherwise, you wouldn't have waited to see the movie to the end.

Kimoni:
TV, Coogar, Pickabeau, Chaircover
Our result is out ooo and we passed.
Thanks guys for your input! I owe you guys....
Ok, I'll say a prayer for you guys on Sunday. Cool?

prayer is not enough jor
you can put a little token(4 digits) in my natwest account.

bellong:
@Coogar,
I saw the raid yesterday. It is a brutal movie... will see the part 2 soon

the fight scenes were lovely to watch. i like the part where the boss was shooting some of his incompetent henchmen. the pistol jammed & the poor dude thought he would be spared & the boss went into his chest of drawers to bring out a hammer.

kr0ne:
Kid, stop crying! We're you the one she battled? I don't even have her on my Whatsapp, including Teddybiyasi. People improve. Gladyys has been battling on Facebook for years. I was shocked with her performance tonight, but I clearly have no hand in it. So stop bitching around and stop calling me!

is it possible to have you guys battle each other again? how much will it take to have kr0ne vs jason21 in a fight to kill battle?

Jason21:
ask krone........he stinks in those lines. that dude is a snitch and a cheat......he tried to dumb it a lil bit but i know those lines are from him. since when did gladys start 1-2 punch?

she might have improved though.....
there are loads of top quality scripts on this section to help her reach this height. even teddy's position as the queen of battle rap is being threatened.

liricyst is on another level......
sharp witty lines apart from the opener. next time, always keep one of your best punchlines as the opener. it's very important.

obainojazz had good ideas but he didn't word some of his punches properly to get the maximum damage. i think you guys should study how the vets pen their bars.



•opener - - TIE

•rhymes - - liricyst

•metaphors - - liricyst

•punchlines - - liricyst

•personals - - obianojazz

•flow - - liricyst

•wordplays - - liricyst

•closer - - TIE

MVGT- - liricyst

Emaprince:


My burning addiction/ is to have newbies taught the tradition/ too bad, this one got terribly mocked in the mission/ coz 'everybody will avoid Sin henceforth'.....born again Christians!!

*sign of the cross*

This is outright bully on a newbie. This is funeral!!!

i am sure kr0ne or FYH wrote those lines for gladyss. the set up to the punch was a URL standard.

Gladyys:
lol sire...... y'all getting it wrong... i'v been readin battles n crafting ideas from dope ones.... i knw my problem was setup n rhyme scheme so i had to work on it .... any tanks alot

if you continue at this rate, na you go send me to an early retirement. well done! i like the wordplay you did on "sin" throughout.

cococandy:
I'm not fibbing. Of course many guys expect to pay when they take the girl on a date but saying they get offended if the girl offers to pay is just one of your many exaggerations. Haba coogar

it's offensive!
he finds it very offensive - slapping his face in public does not even compare to attempting to pay for his meal on the first date. it's like stepping on his ego with your stiletto.

007Bruce:
must debate/masturbate plays, it depends on ones accent

it's a reach!
why not just play masturbate with mass debate? the difference in pronunciation should be very very slight.

i have seen some crazy word plays here that nearly made me faint.

eledumare = elle do marry

sinizia:
Okay.. The mistake is from me then, cos i thought if a word ends in "pride", the next quatrain must end with matching end words like in this case, something like 'snide'.

nah!
as long as the vowels rhyme, it's acceptable
shine, ride, price, sprite can all be in a rhyme scheme & it's widely accepted!

Timbuktou:
Na the way for survival, my broda. Don't hate the player, hate the game

i can't knock the hustle!
i fully understand why any guy would go that route. after all, our mothers didn't raise fools.

damiso:
Pronto you got what the vex money is for

Some Naija guys be falling hands since 1960


Malt& pepper soup = at least one deep 'tonguey salivary'kiss plus if possible second base
No way Jose ..keep your hands to yourself

I was lucky sha..my encounters with that sort were very limited.
Funny thread I dey go sleep ojare.

that's even a generous proposition.
malt & peppersoup should guarantee me a home run. anything short of that would be declared a massive loss in my trial balance account.

Gladyys:
lol.... ghost write ke?? lol..

i think kr0ne or teddymiyaki wrote for you. the bars were too nice!

the first quatrain didn't rhyme with with second one.. same goes for the remaining quatrains in that bar.

she rhymed everything in that opener.

•puffing with pride
•coming to shine
•promised the guy
•shocking surprise
•coming of christ

she scores 10/10 in perfect rhyming!