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coogaluta:
NLers seek everybody's advice
Even 12 year olds become counselors here

i get paid for being consulted.
i am a professional relationship manager with a long list of clients.

can you top that?

Timbuktou:
Straight to penetration tins na

but that is not his complaint....
his issue is that he cannot go for a 3rd round in a row. föreplay or no föreplay, this dude wants a 3rd round.

elymax & jigsaw must battle tomorrow - 8-12 lines to qualify as a semi-finalist. they were the weakest in the last round.

Chillisauce:
The government in the west are way ahead and politically inclined.
population is already controlled by catching all those dead beat runaway dads. By the time you pay child support for 2 baby mamas no one will tell you to tie up your condom.

child support only restricts people who care. there are some people who don't give a rat's arsë about child support. desmond hatchet lives in america & yet he's sired 30 children with 11 different women. people don't need to marry to produce illegitimate children....polygamy can't be worse than babymamaism that america is ridden with.

Africa is used as experiment. What do you think all those boko haram running amok is doing? Raping teenage girls while African leaders relaxes and send all their savings in the west.

For happiness, if you are not happy in a marrrage., you should be able to leave that marriage and work out something better for your kids if there are kids involved

the women in polygamy are happy in their marriage. aren't mormons mostly polygamous. do they not exist in america? being happy in marriage is a different thing entirely to outlawing polygamy. some women don't mind sharing their husbands with another woman. majority of the muslims in the UK live with more than one wife.

weedtaker:
United going for coleman Saw it on skysports today.

another good buy!
he's an outstanding fullback - the irish cafu!

Timbuktou:
Don't mind the learner. He's obviously been listening to fantastical stories. Sounds like he doesn't do pre-intimacy sef, jus chooku chooku tins. What exactly is the complaint here? It's not like the wife is a veteran.

what is chooku chooku?

coogaluta:
Hehehe
since when?

since creation.....
i have a long list of clients who seek my advice concerning their relationships. majority of them are married so i know what i am talking about.

Chillisauce:
Protect the environment.
do not intensitionaly cause harm to others except in a tight situation. Homosexuality is based on two adults who want same thing. They are not causing harm to others and their immediate environment.

same can be argued for incêst....
the angle that they are not causing harm to others is a weak angle. the act itself is repulsive!

Polygamy can cause harm to others directly or indirectly. Heartbreak, multiple sexual partners that might transmit diseases sexually. Most of the time the other party have no say and will have to remain in the union against her wish.

so today's monogamy isn't causing harm to others indirectly? there are more unhappy people in monogamy than in polygamy.

besides that, the west has a backward reasoning. what's the difference between a man that married 4 wives AND a man who has had 10 different wives in 10 years?

population control is a major factor, with the way we are going if nothing is done the population will take lots of earth natural resources.

So we need more gay partners (less children )., less polygamy families. At most 2 children to parents.

And above all more wars and bombs.
the world is over populated. The earlier we cut the population the better.

if the issue is about population control, the government should invest more in proper family planning. condoms should be given free of charge & the world would work itself out.

StarBoard:
Therein lies my problem. why pay so much for someone who is being touted as the next whomever?
And where did your sudden fascination with gorilla type players?

that's the unique thing about him.
he has no pace at all - he just uses his body to shield the ball & makes simple passes that set off attacks. he's makelele with a big body.

coogaluta:
since when did you start giving balanced views like the one above?
well, save the first paragraph

coogar is easily the most balanced poster in this section.

Ewuro4:
I can't stop grinning at OP.

Coogar, timbuktou, Pickabeau, Bellong ...

CC .. Lalasticlala

the OP is a clown.
he's already 38. at that age, his refractory period would be 20 times what it used to be when he was 17. if he's looking for a 3rd round at his age, he should invest in viagra.

StarBoard:
All you have said might be correct, but £37 million is not wise for someone who isn't yet an established international for his country in my view.

huh??
he's only 23.....and he's already better than mascherano. this guy is the real deal....if he can perfect his positioning, he's easily the next vieira.

edwife:
Pickabeau,coogar and others i moved it to a new thread.

hehe!
see you there....

edwife:
Yes i get your point,but what is your view regarding people who condemn polygamy but embrace homosexuality?

backward reasoning....
they are confused by satan.....it's a western construct anyways & since most countries in africa had western education, i can totally understand how they got brainwashed.

in the middle-east, polygamy is cultural & homosexuality is a death sentence.

StarBoard:
It's an age-grade competition.
£37 million for just a handful of games is a bit of a gamble.

the only flaw you can easily observe in carvalho is his slow pace. with time, he would learn how to position himself so he doesn't have to run like a lunatic to make last ditch tackles.

carvalho looks destined to be a world class player.

edwife:
Please everyone here i want to ask a question and i need y'all guys opinion,i don't want to create a "thread" to avoid bashing as usual as it seems some people can't get enough.

After the legalization of gay marriage in America,i have read so many opinions about the matter,but one thing kept ringing in my mind is others calling those who do not support this development hypocrites.

Should we also call them hypocrites when a man decides to marry more than 2 wives and they condemn the act outrightly especially if it is a Christian brother or sister involved;Yet we have Christian gays?

Let's discuss.

people who call anti-gay marriage crew hypocrites are rëtards.....majority of them are brainless too. God created marriage - between a man & a woman. there were conditions set by God for any marriage to function - a submissive wife & a loving husband.

now, if a woman feels she cannot be submissive, she shouldn't marry & she should not describe any relationship she forms with deviants or animals or objects as marriage.

similarly, if a man knows he cannot love his wife, he shouldn't marry at all & he should not even use the m-word for any relationship he intends to have with fellow men, animals or objects.

it's as simple as that.....

afrodoc2:
LOL @liliputs.
But at those prices we better ensure we don't get bad markets. Next season will determine if Di Maria is a bad market.

di maria will click next season.
with a proper preseason under his belt, he has no excuses.

This transfer season is very crucial, LVG has no excuses this time around. He and Woodw have had all the time possible, they should get our new players in early so they can fit in during the whole preseason.

MS is in the bag already. all we need now is 1-2 defenders & at least 2 top level strikers.

I dont want to see any mid season tweaking and switching of formations. Do all the lab testing during preseason.....and please know more "genius" ideas like 3-5-2, 3-4-3 e.t.c

LVG is a 4-3-3 man
the imbalance in the team last year was the reason he had to use odd formations. 3-4 more players would see us through.

afrodoc2:
Yeah.
Reading rumors that Vidal is going to sign for Arsenal at 21million pounds.
It is very obvious that when clubs hear United they start asking for ridiculous sums. A good example is Clyne that is likely on his way to Liverpool for btw 10 and 15m pounds.....Southampton was demanding double that from us

if mike adenuga ever walks to a suya stand, the price would double. stop comparing us to lilliputs like arsenal & liverpool.

afrodoc2:
37million pounds is too much for him, if we can get him for less than 30m ok.
He has only one obvious flaw......he struggles when attacked with pace, that could be a liability in the EPL. Outside that he is an absolute beast.....physically in the class of Yaya, Matic and Wanyama. He has lots of PAWA, elampiro will love him

£37m is his buy-out clause.....
there's no way at least 5 big clubs won't be coming for him after his performance in this tournament. he's easily the best player in the competition alongside his team mate(bernado silva) at the tip of the diamond.

the last time elampiro loved a pawaful player, it didn't go well. paulinho is on his way to china the same paulinho is the reason carragher would be putting on a man utd shirt.

afrodoc2:
And if it comes down to Schneiderlin or Willy Carvalho i would choose Morgan with his versatility,EPL experience which makes him less of a risk at this time. Carvalho might have a higher ceiling though

of course, MS is the better player by a distance.

where's raumdeuter?
he should come & explain how his boys lost 0-5 to the portuguese under-21.

i take back everything i said about william carvalho. he was an absolute monster in this competition, he ate the german midfield like pop corn.

@£37m, LVG should look at him.

StarBoard:
He may play at RB but i'm guessing that it's not his preferred position.

whether RB or CB, he would improve us in the defence. he's a goal threat from set piece. apart from smalling, which of our defenders can you count on to stick his head & attack the ball in a crowded box?

jones is a big for nothing möron - i cannot remember anytime jones has scored a header directly from a corner or a crossed freekick. we are in europe now, we need goal threats from every department of the team.

True.
All the more reason we need to avoid as much wrangling with him. His tendency to overbloat things will only affect the price of a 29 year old negatively in my view.

if ramos wants to genuinely come to us, we should go & get him.

Ramos is versatile, agreed. But he's also a red-card magnet. But you'll also agree the fees quoted for United's second bid are way too high. It's like everybody wants to exploit us at this time.

90% of those red card incidents are normal play in the PL. la liga referees are dïckheads & we don't have beef matches like el-clasico here in england. the beef is amongst the fans, not with the players.

I hope it's not one of the speculations linking us to John Utaka and Christian Obodo.
I hear even Real is in for his signature as well. Patiently waiting for July 1.

there's an element of truth in it.
madrid are painting ramos as a traitor - that was the same thing they did to di maria.

Big IF.
I still think it's hard to believe that a near-30 year-old Spaniard who's earning well enough in his present club (happens to be Real Madrid) and is assured of a mid-season break in Sunny Madrid will come to Manchester with games all through the season and miserable weather. Throw in the fact that he'll grow home-sick in a couple of years and I'm not convinced he really wants to leave Real.

in the football world, nothing is impossible!

StarBoard:
I'm not in favor of Ramos signing for us. Let me put that out first.

ramos would improve is massively.
RB - ramos
CB - smalling
CB - otamendi
LB - shaw

that's a formidable back four. if you add rojo & blind to the equation, we are set to compete in europe.

You also forget that Ramos has two years left on his Madrid contract and they do not have to sell. So they could also end up keeping Ramos and getting De Gea on a free. Win-win for them as well, without having to spend a penny.

they would sell if ramos continues to denigrate real madrid. florentino perez is a lunatic. he sacked ancellotti because he subbed gareth bale. he's that fickle about himself.

That said, I still think that it is an unrealistic target. What happened to the apparently done deal we had with Otamendi?
Isn't he supposedly a better player than Ramos, and cheaper as well?

ramos can play RB! that's the plus....
otamendi's deal is sealed. after copa, he would fly to england & we would pay his buy-out clause(£35m)

if ramos is available, we should get him. smalling & co would learn a lot from him. he has won every title possible in club & international competitions.

naijababe:
Coogar, that one is better o, the boy in my story is a minor who will have a criminal record follow him for the rest of his life. At 13, he already has certain choices taken away from him. In fact, now that I think I about it, that is enough of a scare tactic for a boy. Honestly, it is so bloody unfair and 5hit is getting more and more ridiculous! Every noble idea turns to mush in the hands of human beings

poor boy!
criminal record at age 13. at some point, he would be told to get himself registered as a sêx offender. if a girl of 12 reaches into the pants of her male age-mate & strokes his pênis, it's fine. if a boy of 12 reaches into the panties of his female age-mate & touches her nether region, it's rape......digital rapë!

in the 21st century, being male is a criminal offence.

naijababe:
Bolded, i don't think that is foolproof though

A friend told me a really sad story a while back, honestly, I don't know what I'd do if I was parent in that kind of predicament.

So basically, two teenagers a boy and a girl both aged 12 maybe 13 had consensual sex, I dunno how the girl's parent found out but they filed charges and the boy got charged for statutory rape, all entreaties by the boy's parents to settle out of court were rebuffed and the boy basically got sentenced at 13 and these are supposedly upper middle class folks in the USA. I am just saddened by the callousness of the girl's parents every time i remember this story. The world is turning on its head.

this is even manageable.

a babysitter "räped" a 12-year old boy in the USA. she got pregnant & refused to abort the child. after the child was born, the evil family court in america forced the boy to pay child support. as far as the court is concerned, he's the biological father of the boy & he must pay for the upkeep of the baby. my only prayer is that i hope the mother of the 12 year old is a feminist. let them start feeling the pain of shooting themselves in their own foot!

StarBoard:
I don't totally agree.
I think if Ramos is truly dissatisfied as the media would have us believe, he would at least try to force a move and make it unequivocally clear that he is fed up with Real,whomever his agent is. I'm with Rio in that I think he is using the United link to up his contract.
I largely do not see him signing for us as things stand. What is more infuriating is that the bid for Ramos has been raised to 60 million Euros, according to the Mail.

and that simply works in our favour.....
madrid playing hard ball with ramos would have a ripple effect. it means they would have to pay more to get de gea or we let de gea run out his contract & walk free next season.

we don't have to worry about de gea's performance too - he has to perform otherwise he would shoot himself in the foot as poor performance from him would exclude him from the euro 2016 squad. so it's either madrid give us ramos or they simply forget signing de gea till 2016.

it's win-win for united!

elymax got to the finish line by a margin slimmer than the skin of his teeth. if this wasn't a tourney, i woulda called it a TIE. there was no single bar that stood out in elymax's verse that proved he was the more experienced textcee.

testerfuze was more impressive but he lacked the craft to put his thoughts together to maximise the damage. with more time, i have no doubt he would soon start beating cats like elymax. tester was very close but.....no cigar.

MVGT - elymax

Ewuro4:


Using NL women to Judge a whole country I laugh in kilishi.

you better go & wear your jersey & help your ladies out. my ladies are beating the shyte out of your ladies.

dopeJemi:
I'm not just excited about this schneiderlin news

he's better than all our midfielders put together. he's a hatchet man & he would have little complaints when he gets benched. you cannot have a first team of world class players. schnerderlin would die for our badge if signed!

Woged2005:
Some Nigerian women abroad are practical disgrace to our country and to motherhood. I was in a mall few hours ago watching a very shameful display of public disgrace by a Nigerian woman (in her late 30s or so) arguing with her husband right in the line at the register..screaming and calling him unprintable degrading names. The woman obviously looks like she is the bread-winner (but I don't know) I wished I didn't greet them earlier so people wouldn't know we came from the same county. I must say the man is a cultured gentleman who stopped talking once his wife's voice went up. He even left the line and walked back and the lady kept screaming and calling her husband names, narrating to thin air things people don't need to know... and at some point screamed "..you will force me to divorce your azzzz..." wo! wo!! wo!! The most appalling is that their little kids are their watching. Can't this type of argument wait till you get home? I walked away in shame.

Please my sistas we are not the only ones that came to America and met 'Freedom' and 'rights' but the way some of us misuse it is shocking. Indians, and Chinese saw the same freedom too but use it to build 'empires'. Let's start showing some family values. You men, please be careful the type of women you marry and bring abroad. All this una one month Facebook friendship and arrangee hookup without proper dating and courtship is your undoing. Look beyond physical looks and appearances.

Hi-Fives for all those naija sistas out there doing us proud, and representing good family values we are known for. God bless ya sistas!!!

unfortunately, the naija sistas doing you proud are in the minority. you only need to read some of the ridiculous things women write on this section to know there are plenty of rabid dogs posing as women both at home & abroad!

this one pass me.......

MVGT - rebel

he pretty much took all the categories apart from personals. rebel had more in his ammo than heywhizzy.

moonraker:
13,000 yen for a video game hmmmm i dont know about that... Will see..

you have spent more than that on FIFA points, haven't you? i have a guy on my friends list. his club is worth close to a billion coins. he's #1 in the whole world with 196 rating. he confessed to me he's spent €10,000 on FIFA points. he doesn't even play the game, he just strives to be the number one club in the world.