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bittyend: Girls have NEVER said no to me - that should answer your question. I'm not the type to blow my own trumpet, I let other people blow it for me.

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that hardly proves anything. . . .
if you are always running after low-lives, they wouldn't say no to you.
post your pic and stop the megedefegede dickwaving antics.

bittyend: God knows I was raised to love Nigerian women, but I can't just marry a girl because she's Nigerian. I want a girl I'll wake up beside every morning and smile; not a bummy looking thing, who will make dracula jealous of her ugliness.

Nigeria girls, if you think you're buff, peng, and neng; and you know it - post your pictures and let me rate you - if not, bury your head in the sand.

you are an expert at the art of trolling. why not post yours first to set a benchmark?

MsDarkSkin: smh.

msdarkskin, you still alive?

yawkusi: Becareful when a ghanaian woman likes! There is one popular saying in Ghana that WOMEN LOVE FOOLS

the ones i have met are hopelessly deluded in love.
chics from ghana run after naija men like bees on a honeycomb.

Sugardiva: I am Beautiful. Ive got a pretty face, wonderful smile and shinning dark skin. Im a wonderfully shaped size six, and ive got an amiable, warm and welcoming character. How do I know this? Because My God created me so and i look in the mirror every day. If the guys on NL have a problem with it walk down the road and go hug transformer.

@all the Naija babes on NL if ure sick of seeing topics like this every other day please comment describing urself how u see urself and how God sees u. We do not need to be told we are beautiful, we know we are.

have you got any pictorial evidence to back your claims?

bittyend: When I first saw nairaland's romance section, I thought it was going to be a place to meet some of the best gash naija has to offer; but that's far from the truth. All the girls on NL look ugly, talk ugly, and act ugly. It seems ugliness is the order of the day on NL. If the girls on NL are the best Nigeria has to offer - I guess I'll never move to Nigeria. A guy like me needs a pretty feminine face, with a perfect body around me all the time. I already gave up on Nigeria girls in London cos most of them are average looking, and boring in bed - and I guess Nigerian girls in Nigeria are not better.

N/B: Even the ones in photo-shopped pictures look so bummy

why don't you mention names to make things clear?

hehehe - denzel, you need help!

denzel2009: Don't be deceived. Except you destroy your hard drive by incineration, I will decrypt it with my state-of-the-art tool. Roger that! I could see BABE!'s pea sized bobby fc

and you have been doing this with the pic?

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denzel2009: errm what that famous x-factor judge was doing to her boyfriend.

tulisa?
haha - i had mine encrypted - not even hacktivist can break through it.

BlueDiva: 50 mill for goals not assists.

the supporting cast is the most useless in the league.
with sturridge/malouda as team-mates, messi would be averaging 10 goals per season.

Mata seems exhausted.
Dude should be given a break, he worked so hard throughout the season.

they have been at it all season.
david silva is also finished. he should take a breather.
torres has been chelsea's best player this season.

denzel2009: You have forgotten than I'm an EnCase certified forensic professional. I mine data!

now i am scared!
out of curiousity, what have you found?

in the last 110 league games in the premier league(from august 2006 till date),

arsenal have conceded 11 penalty kicks at home
10 - man city
9 - man utd
8 - everton
8 - tottenham
8 - fulham
7 - liverpool
6 - chelsea.

and yet, football fans would say united have bought the whole officials in the league.
it's harder to get a penalty decision @ stamford bridge and anfield than @ old trafford.

medjai: There are no records for the number of goals he scored whilst playing in the 2nd division.

Here's the record of goals he scored in La Liga:

The man is a legend. . . .Fastest 100

i am convinced you are one half-illiterate.
langera started in 1933/34 and scored his 100th goal in 1947/48
it took him 14 seasons to score 100 goals albeit fewer number of league games per season.
however, it took ronaldo just 2.5 seasons to score 100 goals. i ask again - who was faster?

No mind dem jare. They're just trolling. I'd stop feeding them.

you're the troll here who has been put in his place by claiming half of ronaldo's goals are penalties.
messi takes more penalties and misses more. ronaldo is dead accurate with his.
so there you go. . . .

[quote author=BABE!]Scared? Noooo. I'm not scared o. lol

Denzel is a bushman though. No need to worry. He won't figure out the content. [/quote]that's my thinking - denzel wouldn't know how to navigate to the x-files.

[quote author=BABE!]lol. . . Chei. I knew that bloke was up to something fishy.

How vital? Blackmail worthy? [/quote]pitch-blackmail worthy.
there's nothing blacker than what he's got with him at the moment.
patiently waiting for his demands.

scared much?

long time?
denzel ran away with ma coat the last time.
i forgot my phone in this coat - the fone was password-unlocked and it contained vital info.



https://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l591/Master-Shake1/UGH.gif

ogbeche77: Holy mother of God.. Are u 4 real?

welbeck with ruud and solksjaer. . . .

https://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/400332_349152218448650_110396845657523_1090811_674755309_n.jpg


here with roy keane. . . .

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[quote author=d_surrogat]my woman always uses guys on her dp and a particular guy has been frequent...i complained but stopped cos i am scared of being called immature...yet i dont know if other guys experiencing this and how they handle it...im just pissed and keeping it inside....please what is the most justified action i can take....i asked her and she keeps talking and making fell liek a kid that is complaining...she says they are just friends...me am confused...please help[/quote]call her bluff
delete her on your bb
put a female pic on your bb.

def'ly, you would have few people you both have as friends.
they would feed her what you have been up to.
she started the game, you should end it.

ghboy: i am Ghanaian and visit NL just to know what's happening in Nigeria because i believe news here is faster and credible. one thing i've observed is the stick Ghana gets on here and majority of people claiming Ghana is jealous, has an inferiority complex, a "lil" bro to Naija etc. Ghanaians like myself has absolutely no problem with Nigerians. i have Nigerian friends all over, i have Nigerian gadget dealers here in Accra at Tip Toe Lane where most of the electronic shops are owned by Nigerians. they live happily here and will testify Ghanainas are fun loving and hospital. Ghana is country thats striving hard to develop. Ghanaians support and embrace that drive and support whoever is in charge of running the country. Hating or being jealous of Nigeria brings nothing to us. claiming Lagos has a better ecomony than Ghana changes nothing. true or not, Ghana is still doing what it can to make it. hate or dislike works in both ways. there are Ghanaians that naturally hate Nigerians but im very sure there are Nigerians that generally hate Ghanaians. i'm sure most of those who pass such comments and remarks haven't been to Ghana and rely on hear say and false news. Ghana has nothing against Nigeria. we'll choose Nigeria first to any other African country. i have more Naija music on my phone than Ghanaian music. even songs i dont understand. i watched Big Brother Africa once in a while and can bet you i voted Karen and Vina than our own Confidence. please lets end this unwanted rivalry. both our countries are going through hard times. supporting the leaders rather than petty beef is what's needed.

ghanaian males hate nigerian men - it's not even funny.
i wouldn't have been irked if this hatred is mostly from the ones in ghana with little or no exposure to civilization.
to my amazement, the ones abroad are even worse. heard it through the grapevine that the hatred emanated from the fact
that their women prefer nigerian men. how's that the fault of the nigerian males that they are africa's most desired?

chic2pimp: When would he start scoring goals in the big competitions against credible oppositions? After all he is being paid to put the ball in the back of the net not provide multiple assists.

he would start scoring when chelsea acquires selfless wing forwards like their counterparts in arsenal, man utd, tottenham, city, etc.

when walcott gets the ball on the flank. his first priority is to beat his man and puts the ball in the box.
it's the execution that lets walcott down and he's improving massively - but the point still stands. . .

valencia, young, nani, bale, lennon, mcclean, larsson, etc are always looking to put the ball in the path of the strikers to score.
however, at chelsea - sturridge and malouda are fools. they shoot on target more than they create. of course, they score sometimes
when they get lucky but they are robbing the strikers off their goals. when you see a winger with a high ratio of goal/assist
then the red flags should start blaring. normally, wingers assist more than they score.

ritchboy: Mata was one of Chelsea's worst players tonight. . . In fact he's been distinctly average since he started playing in the hole.

he will adapt. . . .after so many months of playing him in the wilderness, i expect his game to be below par.
mata playing in the hole gives chelsea an incredible balance. his talents are wasted playing as a left winger.

nateevs: Nice job RDM. Very good game.
Kudos to all the boys.

i dunno why i ain't a football manager - i am smarter than 90% of the footie managers in england.
mata in the middle is deadly. for what it's worth, he must be playing behind torres in every game.
chelsea's biggest problem has been the lack of genuine width. if chelsea have young n valencia, they
would be competing for the premier league title as we speak. . .

FBS: DAVID L is a MONSTER!
Top professional display all around - every single player played his part. Guess we have a manager at last.

another assist from fernando torres.

nateevs: Mata wasted that.

this is the most balanced chelsea formation this season.
with kalou on the left n ramirez on the right and mata playing behind torres, the formation is fluid.
villas-boas deserved the sack for not playing like this throughout his stay at stamford bridge.

without the oldies, chelsea are very ok!

medjai: The issue isn't about Ronaldo's conversion ratio, it's about the insane amount of penalties Real Madrid get. Ronaldo has taken 24 penalties in 2.5 seasons, that's a crazy amount of penalties. How many penalties have United or any EPL team for that matter had in the last 2 1/2 seasons? 24 penalties in less than 3 seasons should be a record in itself. Messi 27 penalties in 6.5 seasons, Ronaldo 24 penalties in 2.5 seasons. . . it's absurd!

stop lying to yourself. messi wasn't the chief penalty taker under rijkaard.
the baton was passed from ronaldinho to samuel etoo. messi started taking penalties the same season ronaldo joined real madrid.
fact remains ronaldo is deadlier from the spot than messi. you support barcelona, these facts are not far-fetched. messi takes these penalties but he has missed more -

I'm not blaming Ronaldo for the amount of penalties Madrid get but no other player in the world profits from such largesse and it has hugely impacted the number of goals he has scored. Replace Ronaldo with Heskey in that team and his record would be just as good. . . . I just think we should consider all these before singing Ronaldo's praise to the rafters.

just as good? yet he's the first player to score more than 40 goals in la liga?
wipe your mouth, there must be blood residue beside your lips.

Your question should be how old was Messi when he made his 131st appearance for Barça.

who cares how old messi was when he made his 131st appearance.
ronaldo de lima won the best player of the year award at the age of 19.

Who cares if it took Langera
8 centuries? He's is the fastest to reach 100 goals in La Liga history. I read somewhere it took him 85 games to get to 100 goals. See coogar trying to change football rules. It's the not the number of years that matter but the number of games and in Langera's era, La Liga was not a 20 team league like we have it today so Langera played lesser games per season.

ronaldo is the fastest to reach 100 goals in la liga history. it took ronaldo just 2.5 seasons to reach 100 goals.
langera did it after 14 seasons because of the 9-yr war(world war 2 took place in between).

Is that how they murder a league in your village?

131 goals in 131 apps for real madrid.
you won't find such stats in any other part of the world(quality league or non-quality league).
even in england where people opined the defenders are useless, ronaldo didn't reach these dizzying heights.
he has murdered, conquered and shat on la liga. he won't be the first though. 3 ex-united players have cremated la liga but
the level ronaldo has taken it to is just outstanding!

If Ronaldo has murdered La Liga then perhaps, we have to resort to an interpretative dance to describe what Messi has done to the same league because I don't think there's any word to describe that.

messi does not have a ratio of 1 goal/game that ronaldo has.
messi wasn't the player that broke the pichichi record, ronaldo was. messi had been playing in that league for 4 seasons.
yet, ronaldo joined him there and have destroyed all the la liga goalscoring records.

Murder La Liga? The same La Liga he's yet to win? Lol. Murder La Liga with only one Copa del Rey ? Lol. Even Kanoute has won multiple CDR.

may is a few couple of weeks away. ronaldo would lift la liga this season.

Going by your logic, coogar, Ronaldo is yet to "cut it" in La Liga since he's yet to win a league title.

after winning the pichichi, broke the 40-league goal mark, the fastest player to score 100 league goals?
winning the title is no longer relevant. otherwise, pedro is a better striker than ronaldo.

chamotex: Plus Rooney and Hernandez when he came on.
I thought Scholes should have started.

Looks like Rio has copped an injury again.

wrong team selection and the substitutions were daft.
fergie got lucky today - another referee coulda given fulham that penalty decision - i thought murphy threw himself on the floor though.
but it's swings and roundabouts. demba ba got a fraudulent penalty at old trafford that turned a potential 3 points to 1 point.

StarBoard: I wonder what title Giggs and Scholes are going to win for us.
Evra must have a cow's bladder full of urine disguised as a brain.

don't mind the tool.
he produces brilliant foot-work, beat 2 or 3 markers and he plays a pass directly to his opponent.
i dunno what went wrong with him tonight.

chamotex: Only Valencia had a good game in the attack today.
Evans - what a player he is starting to become.
We rode our luck with some decisions . . . the penalty wasn't given.

Just glad this game is out of the way - 3 points in the bag.

welbeck and ryan giggs were utter w@nk!
i cannot remember a positive thing welbeck contributed all night. poor ball control, poor vision, appalling execution.

usbcable: question where in my comments did I say he was the fastest to score 100 goals.

chai na wa for you and your umbridled antogonism for CR.

o.k his scoring was amplified by the PK's.
is penalties amongst the sum total of goals that make messi the highest scoring barcelona player of all times?

ronaldo is the fastest to score 100 goals, medjal is brain-farting as usual.
it took ronaldo 2.5 seasons to score 100 goals. . . .it took langara 5 different seasons(14 yrs) to score 100 goals.
i accept the number of games played in the era of langara was way fewer and there was the world war in between his career
but who cares.

ronaldo has murdered la liga.

medjai: He has scored 22 penalties between. Plus, he's got some of the best players in the world playing for him and laying goals on a plate for him. Heck! Madrid are the most expensively assembled side in the history of the sport and the entire team plays for Ronaldo, it's a no brainer. Infact, I'm surprised it took him this long to get to 100 goals.


Any half-decent striker will break scoring records having this Madrid side play for him.

Higuain has scored 18 goals(0 pk) from 1307 minutes.

Ronaldo has scored 35 goals(10 pks) from 2543.

Damn! If this team were built around Higuain.

you always brain-fart. it's not ronaldo's fault messi is shyte at taking penalties.
it's just ronaldo has been 99% accurate with his kicks and messi fluffs his lines.


ronaldo has actually taken less penalties for real madrid than messi has taken for barcelona,
ronaldo's hit rate is 23 out of 24, whereas messi's hit rate is 20 out of 27 and yet you are blaming ronaldo for messi's inadequacy?

cristiano has scored 131 goals in 131 apps for real madrid and you are talking about penalties?
how many goals did messi score in his first 131 apps for barcelona?

[quote author=p_kasso]@coogar i hate to agree with you on Ronaldo being the best in the world while Leo Messi is simply out of this world.Comparing 'Super Leo to Ronnie is more like comparing a Toyota CR07 To a 'Messirati'and you ranting on Ronaldo's Castrol Edge advert is just balderdash![/quote]Cristiano Ronaldo became the fastest player to reach 100 goals in the Spanish league by scoring two to help leaders Real Madrid rebound from consecutive draws with a rout of Real Sociedad. Madrid great Ferenc Puskas formerly held the record for the fastest player to reach 100 goals after doing so in 105 matches in the 1960s. Ronaldo needed 92 games to score 101 goals.

nateevs: Hehehe.

New manager gra gra has ended.
Back to square one.

Just wait while some folks come and blame AVB for this.
We are where we are because that's where we should be.

Delaying the inevitable . . .

don't mind the charlatans. tottenham outplayed chelsea in their own backyard.
gareth bale was almost maradonaesque with the way he bossed the game.
drogba did nothing for 90 mins. lampard was anonymous throughout.
if that was villas-boas on the bench, the knives would be out for now.

maybe people would now acknowledge the chelsea squad is dross with the oldies bar terry.
the squad needs to be completely revamped like abramovic did in 2003.
there's no heart and soul in that team anymore.
chelsea have not seen anything yet.