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VitiMini:
Quite amusing how when the season started peeps where giving me advice (mostly insulting and condescending), ignorant of the fact that I've been playin fantasy for 4 years. This is my first season in Nairaland though!

On a serious note I enjoy playing here, the banter is quite entertaining. Makes me homesick at times. . .

the banter is entertaining because there are many lunatic managers(paolo di canio) here. . . .
some managers are in the brink to be sacked. . . .some are in a permanent melt-down whilst some managers are laughing all the way to the bank from their employers.

BlueDiva:
Wake up and smell the coffee.
This is 2012.

just like it's 2012 for giggs, scholes, di natale, puyol, etc.
they have all bailed their teams from trouble this season.

if the support is iron-cast, strikers would shine.
chelsea provide 2 chances for torres every other week and they want him to score.

check out rooney, aguero and suarez and see the number of chances they cop per game.
rooney sometimes misses 4 times before he scores. . . .welbeck missed 5 per game before he scores.

nice4life:
my thought exactly. She spend so much time with me. morning and evening.Its like as long as I am in she's in.I asked her about the guy but she said oit all depends on God.She's not sure about him. Thanks for your contribution.

bingo!

she's having issues with her current boy/f and naija babes love to eat their cake and have it too.
lurk around. . . .if your game is tight, you would get to the promised land any time soon.
pretend the other guy does not exist. . . . . .don't bring his topic up unless she starts his discussion herself.

you're on to something, bro
come back and tell us when you hit your jackpot!
good luck!

nice4life:
there is these babe I just got connected to.We've been getting along so well that I wouldn't have thought she's is in a relationship until I decided to ask her.She is in one but then I really like her personality and I think she likes me too.We are always in touch by phone, fb msgs etc.She is just what I have been looking for in a woman, I can talk and chat with her for so long which I find hard with other ladies.By all standard she is a good girl just that this guy met her before me.I want to forget about her but what if her present guy is not the right guy for her and shes just tied down by the relationship?I want to do the right thing but in this case I really don't know what is right.Should I forget about her? If I do am I going to be a looser because she just happen to be my type? she not engage to the guy yet and the relationship has been on for about 1.8 yrs.Please advice is needed.

Thanks NL

if she loves her guy, she shouldn't be spending so much time with you.
i'd suggest you go for it. pile up the pressure, what have you got to lose?
and if she says no - you won't be further back than where you are currently.

coded guy:
Thats if they dont get injured again. We just need to be very close to City so that they can feel the heat knowing almighty UNITED on their heels.
Its been quite sometime Anderson played, hope he still knows how to play, ok his twin cleverley will be right beside him

City now still have to play Chelsea, Arsenal and United. We need to be close to them incase the decider game is the one we against them. That would be a match!!!

if we are 2 points below them going into the manchester derby, i would be happy.
beat city, stay above them and not lose a point again. their goals difference would mean shyte.
we just have to beat city at etihad unless they piss points away before then and the derby becomes a dead rubber.

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=871307.msg10323251#msg10323251 date=1330802041]That's the key but the margin for error is too great IMO. It requires us to win pretty much all our games. With the way injuries have hammered us this season, I wouldn't bet on it.[/quote]by next week, only the players with long-term injuries would be left out.
it means lindegaard, smalling, rooney, anderson, valencia, cleverley would all be back.
we are good to go from now on. . . .

badstuber is a liability.
the first goal neuer conceded today is worse than anything i have seen on tv.

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[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=871307.msg10323099#msg10323099 date=1330800521]We definitely need a win. 5 points is a huge margin at the stage so we need to be right on city's neck so they know there is no room for error. We just need to give ourselves the best chance to take advantage of any slip ups.[/quote]city have more difficult games in their path than united.
if we draw, the gap becomes 4 points. . . . .it's not insurmountable.

the key is. . . . .we must beat city at the etihad stadium.

debosky:
I learned my lesson with Mancini last season and early this season.  The best players to have from Citeh are CBs and Hart - anything else is a toss up!

lolololol.

What about someone that had Sigurdsson, Van Persie AND Caulker?

Feasy needs to be investigated by the FPL EFCC pronto.

feasy bribed all the epl referees. . . .
ibime would start hounding him soon. the ijaw manager is more frustrated than villas-boas.

coded guy:
This season seems to be somehow different from the way am seeing it. Like u said we are not exactly convinced with the way we are playing even though we have won 6 outta 7 games. In other seasons by this time the confidence would be high and we would have been coasting, probably losing a game along the line, but this time seems diff. The team has been tweaked so many times that everytime we win a game we heave a big sigh of relief cos of the so many changes that takes place in the team. its a miracle we are where we are on the table judging by the way we have played this season.

The spuds know that this game is a do or die affair for them, knowing that Arsenal are right behind them, if Arsenal somehow overhaul them on the table they should just ask to be relegated , so i think they would come out smoking.

I dont want a draw, i want a win. Shikena!!!

it's the injury curse. . . . .
we don't have a settled team. no one knows for certain who would start tomorrow.
it's the reason none of our players command the respect they should be getting. . . .no definitive roles for them.
a draw against spurs is good enough. the games following spurs are pretty easy. we should win all of them.

dayokanu:
Chelsea doesnt support him

Even Spain doesnt support Torres which kain peculiar failure he be sef

he was supported when he r@ped germany's best defender in the last euros.
the r@ping was so intense it brought spain their first title in 40 yrs.

dayokanu:
^^ Compared to Torres

2 goals in 1217 minutes

I really cant divide. Thats about 1 goal every ten hours

it's the same thing. . . .both strikers have failed to deliver this season.
you cannot tell me drogba wouldn't have scored more if he had nani/valencia/young as team-mates or if he had lennon/bale/van der vaart as team mates.
berbatov was 30 last season when he won the league's golden boot. drogba is not too old to score 20 league goals per season.

the fact of the matter is chelsea provide no service for their strikers.
berbatov who has less than 500 league mins has scored more goals than torres/drogba combined.
sturridge and malouda should be crucified.

dayokanu:
In 3 games after the Nations cup he has scored more than Torres managed in 7 games during the Nations cup

yes, he has.
4 goals in 1121 mins of football is prolific for didier the monster drogba.
if that does not tell you it's the system at fault then you should donate your brain. . . .

that the midfielders at chelsea have scored more goals than the strikers simply reveals one thing.
the strikers do not get the required service to deliver. in other teams, the midfielders look for the strikers(check van persie's brace today).
that is the problem with chelsea - the players play like individuals, not as a team.

Ibime:
What exactly is the intended attacking purpose of chasing a game by bringing on a striker who hasnt scored for 20 hours at the opportunity cost of losing your shape?

what is this dude talking about?
a manager chasing a game would bring in as many strikers as his number of subs left can permit him.
when united found themselves 2-0 down against spurs in 08/09, fergie unleashed his dogs of war. . . 4 strikers finished the game in the end and the deficit was overturned.

dayokanu:
You mean while Drogba was away for Nations cup for 6-7 weeks when Torres had games under his shirt and couldnt do anything

The coach should continue fielding someone who hasnt scored since September and is already a failure for NT?

Maybe you should have told Fergie to play Veron, Bellion, Djemba etc more instead of getting rid of them

how many goals has drogba scored now before and after nations cup? 20 goals?

coded guy:
Now we absolutely have to win the spuds
Cos if we slip up here it might be difficult to catch Man City.

But again, Man City dont look too convincing these days just that one of those names they have on their pay roll can conjure up something on the pitch.
I was not impressed with them against Bolton.

I hope Henandez starts, but we all know Fergie definitely has a mind of his own. would not mind Berbatov playing this game at some point.

we don't have to beat spurs. . . .a draw is enough.
the game tomorrow is the last difficult game left for us before we go to etihad stadium.

we have won 6 of the last 7 league games drawing one and yet wenger got the manager of the month. . .
it's baffling. we are guilty of our own success here. apparently, 6 wins in 7 is not enough to convince anyone united have done well considering their injuries.

dayokanu:
The point is Drogba is too old to be scoring consistently, If Torres had taken his chance while Drog was in Gabon there wont be any need to start a 34yr old striker any more.

there's no chance to be taken.
rooney, robin van persie, aguero, suarez, etc miss as many chances as torres does but they get tonnes of chances per games to correct their mistakes.
however with chelsea, torres gets one or 2 chances and that's it. . . . .in other games, he doesn't even get any chance at all and he gets slaughtered.

The younger players like Luiz, Torres, Sturridge were the disspointments

they would continue to be disappointments if the old cargoes don't haul-arse. . . .
lampard must now know he's no longer the force he used to be in 2005. . . .he should relax and even be happy that he's not been sold yet.

StarBoard:
True but those 30somethings haven't been used that much this season.just my observation.
West Brom should have no business beating Chelsea.Im saying this because I just lost a bet I made on the trend of results over the past 6seasons.

who in chelsea isn't 30 or few months to clock 30?
fergie predicted this some seasons back when he said chelsea is filled with pensioners.

StarBoard:
Just a question:Does AVB even remotely look like he's up for this job?
I don't think Ancelotti was this bad.For starters he didn't lose to West Brom.

that was 12 months ago.
12 months is a big difference to players who are on the wrong side of 30.

let's just admit some city players are not worth signing.
they are brilliant players but mancini n his brainfarts present a different vibe of obstacles.
any manager that has dzeko, clichy and richards must be frustrated.

Ibime:
Some lucky ninjas have RVP as Vice-Captain. . . dem want take ojoro extend lead. . .

ibime is feeling the heat already.

BlueDiva:
Thankful for the loss.
It reminds everybody that we have a child managing the club.

Never have we seen a team so unmotivated and lost.
It's obvious AVB is sitting on a time bomb. I'm expecting good news very soon.

even if u hire pep guardiola or jose mourinho, these set of players won't deliver nada.
it's not the manager. . . .it's the implements he's being forced to use.

StarBoard:
Don't know which is which. . . Chelsea in shambles. . .
All-season theme. . .Lampard isn't any better jare. . .the entire squad needs an overhaul.

i blame torres. . . .

when drogba was in africa and torres was starting - the excuse was that drogba would have done better and scored hatricks in every game.
drogba is back now, lampard started and what did we get? same shambolic result!

abeg, this chelsea squad needs overhauling.
the old players need to take a breather. if drogba and lampard have any bone of credibility left in their limbs, they should retire tonight.

ritchboy:
Sigurdsson has made daddy real proud on his debut!!!

i hate you.
any manager that that played sigurdsson and van persie this matchweek is a cheat and must be arrested for match-fixing.

nateevs:
And even though I watched you say this many times, I am still waiting for you to fetch the statement of mine that said so.
You know I have always been a massive supporter of Anelka even though I say he slows the game down. .

Remember our long arguments in here of Anelka over Drogba?

anelka is a good player on the pitch but his attitudinal nature is a turn off. . . .so he's a bad player in the dressing room.
i like anelka. . . .he's intelligent. he's not governed by goals. . . .he loves creating goals more than scoring and this is where sturridge gets it wrong.

sturridge strongly believes he needs to score goals to be hailed but if he applies himself like a team player, his stock would have risen more as we speak.
the whole country now knows selfish is the greediest mothersucker in the division. he's got sheer pace, balance but his football sense is zero.

debosky:
I'm not saying the current Chelski squad is JM-era quality, what I mean is that it is better than Tottenham and Arsenal, and should be outperforming them.

debosky, you underrate tottenham a lot.
forget the freak result last weekend. tottenham have a very balanced starting xi.
with lennon, bale and van der vaart floating behind adebayor - tottenham would murder most teams in the league.
there's raw pace in that attack with plenty of creativity.

nateevs:
Truth be said, Lampard has been anonymous.

lampard?
ibime's best midfielder in the 20th n 21st century? you must be joking.
dayo would hate you for the rest of your life if you repeat it again that lampard has been anonymous.

e no go better for mancini.

debosky:
How is Chelski's previous season's points total the issue when AVB is saying that the CURRENT squad should be above Tottenham on the table?

Why should you be talking about matching last season's points total after spending over £50m since then and only losing marginal players?

Did Abramovich spend all the money he did on getting AVB, Mata, Romeu, Lukaku, Cahill and Mereiles to be in the same position as last season?

debosky, compare mourinho's revamping to villas-boas. . .
mind, chelsea finished 2nd to the arsenal's invincibles  and they reached the semis of the champs league before mourinho was appointed and despite that, jose still moved out plenty of players and he spent vast amount of pounds.

why didn't roman spoil villas-boas with the same form of luxury?
villas-boas is working with the wrong farm implements. other clubs are using heavy machinery like tractors and bulldozers and the portugese is forced to use machete, hoes and diggers.
how do you expect them to clear acres of land in the same time with man city, tottenham or man utd?

nateevs:
He's just not a team player. One of the reasons I can't stand all this CF role for him.
He needs to play on the wing for a year and understand the need to be a team player.

he doesn't even want to play on

debosky:
Did the rest of the quote fly over your balding head?

Ok let me break it down for you - you claim it's because AVB hasn't bought 'his players' that he should be given more time. I've told you consistently that Chelski's squad is far better than its league position and the excuse can never be an issue of players.

Even AVB has confirmed that, saying it's his own naivety that has led to the poor performances so far, as I've said repeatedly.

chelsea's squad is not better than the league position. you are looking at the names on paper not their tired old legs. . . .
are u saying if united line up vds, neville, stam, rio, roberto carlos, beckham, makelele, scholes, rooney and chicharito - they would win the premier league?
the squad should be completely revamped. jose mourinho wasn't moronic when he moved about a dozen players out in 2004.

the league table does not lie - chelsea are where they are because that is where their performance has taken them.

Hardunnii:
Its either coogar is dumb, or he does it on purpose, imagine berbatov is beta than van persi, by d way nice assist 4rm song but its nt his job so mikel is beta, right cugar

you are a tool!
mikel vs song debate has been put to bed on the man united thread! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-871307.192.html#msg10279939
you probably missed the memo when intellectuals sat down to put the debate to the sword.
in the end, mikel won.

nateevs:
Danny misses a sitter.

i don't like daniel sturridge.
with all his verve, panache and raw pace - he's not a team player.

debosky:
Villas-Boas has admitted to making mistakes during his first season in charge and said Chelsea should be finishing ahead of Manchester United and Tottenham with the players at their disposal.

''We haven't had the results that we should have for the squad we have, and in normal circumstances we would be ahead of those teams,'' he said. ''We have been underperforming. But we can still improve for the rest of the season.''

Admission of failure from the lips of AVB himself, yet Sharon will come here defending the guy when he doesn't even defend himself.

What a cheek to hear Chelski complaining about someone paying excessive wages - when they started doing it in 2003/4 and pushing others out of the market they never thought they'd be in the position of being gazumped by Citeh. Payback's a binsh.

this debosky is a treacherous twit.
what do you expect him to say? if u ask alex ferguson the same question, he would blame himself for some of the results united have had in the season.
fergie admitted making mistakes against ajax, against city and so many other games united had performed woefully.

brilliant managers take the bullet for the team's woes.
only lunatic managers blame their own players in every game they lose.
ask mancini the same thing and he would criticize himself for not playing aguero in this game or resting nasri in that game.

that's the standard in their industry.
you homoerotic nincompoop.
if i catch you spitting nonsense on these pages again, i would pee in your nostrils.

ritchboy:
Olodo, everyone and their grandma knows RvP was mainly a left winger at Feyenoord.
Start counting. . .

not according to his clips i saw recently. he was a forward.

How many high crosses do Arsenal put into the box? How many of Chamakh's(aerial king) goals at Arsenal have been with his head?
Yawn.

plenty of them!
like the one sagna lumped on robin's head today.

Walcott + Gervinho = 14 assists
Mata + Sturridge = 13 assists
Kini big deal?

plenty of big deal. walcott/gervinho have helped van persie score more than 20 league goals already.
who is benefitting from mata/sturridge crosses? the highest goal scorer in chelsea is lampard.
don't they have strikers anymore? the fact that sturridge scores more goals than he assists is a pointer that walcott/gervinho know what they are doing.
the wingers at chelsea do not know what they are meant to do.

Speak for yourself and your band of nut-jobs!

you are a troglodyte!
when this thread was made, you made no argument for van persie.
you were muted like a muzzled pet-dog.

debosky:
What if c.fours is a man?

she is a chic. . . .i am 100% sure of it.
and if he happens to be a dude, may God help his homoerotic ways of peering into the pants of other men.

jennykadry:
lmao. The lines you guys are using here is cracking me up. Remorseless ashewosss

bauahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

Coogar, na so you like backyard emergency exit reach?

i am purely heterosexual.
debosky would tell you 5 or 8 things about my sexcapades.

debosky:
As a result of beating, kicking or some other cause?

remorseless ferocious fuckin!

[quote author=c.fours link=topic=881313.msg10319079#msg10319079 date=1330754211]^ i'm so sorry about your erectile dysfunction. God will answer your prayers so gbo?[/quote]you can teleport yourself to my lair and let's see if you won't end up with a pelvic dislocation.