₦airaland Forum

Cuddlemii:
Point of correction, cuddler is the matchmaker!
Anyways I will give her your message on the val thread or start a thread for you two love birds
What nickname would be appropriate for Wislet & Coogar?

Coogwi- Sounds like some Chinese noodles.
Wagsco- Sound like a cement company like Wapco and the likes.
Wig-Coos- Sounds like weaves
Cool-wise- Thats it, found it. Thank me l8r

garlet!

Cuddlemii:
Come to that thread and ask her for it
She makes sense no be small but I don't have her digital image.
I just have a discretionary image of the damsel without stress, the wife material with no barrier, the online wife with decent real life.

pass my message across then, madam cuddlemii.
the number one matchmaker of nigerian youths. . . . .

omar22:
Like a detective, a Cop, Interrogator, an Army, a teacher, a coach, a desperate father, soldier, a scientist, a promoter, a factory worker etc

That's a wide range of roles he has played,  he is not shoe-horned into a corner

don't mind the intellectually-sterile schlepp!
how can anyone say samuel l. jackson struggles to find non-stereotypical roles. i am sure he would say the same about will smith as well.
talking about shooting one's self in the foot.

Cuddlemii:
Supermodel look at the way she's walking.
Look at the way she moves.
From the hands to her shoes. She's a supermodel.
She poses when the camera flash
Omg Coogar, me likey Wissy baby!

supermodel?
can i see her digital image?

cap28:
I can see from the above outpouring  of hysterical profanity that you are  a semi literate tout fresh from the motor parks of ajegunle and mushin.  
Your infinite ignorance, self hatred and adoration of anything white and western has reduced you to a genuflecting sambo who has absolutely no understanding of the  world around you.  At the mere mention of the word "white" you fall on your knees , eyes rolling, saliva drooling from your mouth mumbling yassa massa like the degenerate nonentity that you are.
Sambo, the white man does not respect you - he laughs at you, he holds you in infinite contempt - it doesnt  matter how much time you spend cleaning his anus with your tongue - HE HATES YOU.

maybe the white man does not respect the cleaning job or the concierge position you hold on old street.
as for me, a white man serves my tea, a white man listens to my instructions on what the order of the day would be and so on and forth.
in my opinion, you are a consummate simpleton - in the punditry of foreign currency, your intelligence at best is equivalent to the zimbabwean dollar.
you're so idiotic, you have the brain capacity of a slug!

Do you have a brain cell in your empty head? Are you more intelligent than the african american scholars and intellectuals who have documented evidence of institutionalised racism and discrimination perpetrated against the black race for well over 5 centuries? Of course not , you are a nobody, a brain dead sambo who is grateful that you were allowed to stow away on a ship that happened to dock in america

sambo must be the new vocab in your empty cranium.
matter of fact, spermflakes must occupy a huge section of your cranial cavity. . .this is why you ptyalize shit all the time you open that cess-pit you call a mouth.
african american scholars have always used racism to excuse their pathetic way of living anyways, why should i be bothered about what house-niggas fed a field nigga like yourself?

so danny glover played the part of a black president - i know you are not very smart but have you heard of the word "fantasy" how about "satire"  didnt think so - because you are semi illiterate.

fantasy and satire indeed. when the black man plays the role of a villain - it is to depict him in a negative way.
when a white man plays the same role - it's normal. when a black man plays the role of a hero, it's fantasy.
can you actually make sense from the trumpery you churn out every passing day? were you born brain dead?

let me educate you - fantasy or escapism is a tool used by hollywood to lull many feeble minded blacks like yourself into a sense of false security- they project an image of the world that only exists in dreams - a world in which the implausible becomes plausible -  a black man like danny glover can be a president in a glossy fake hollywood world but not in the real world - and i know your dull brain will cry "what about obama" again let me help you out - Obama does not represent non whites - he represents the 1% - the ruling elite, the wall street bankers the masters of the universe, but why am i telling you all this - you are an illiterate and none of this will make sense to you.

educate me?
coming from a plonker that told the whole world b-e-t was founded by a white man?
you are a disgrace to the citadel of learning that gave you a certificate - i am sure one-third of the square root of my intelligence quotient is beyond you.
a black man can never be a president in the real world and obama does not represent non-whites. . . . .yes, he represents your slave drivers.
what an arsehole!

The difference between a white actor and a black actor playing a negative role is that the negative role is  THE DEFAULT ROLE FOR THE BLACK ACTOR whereas the white actor is allowed to explore a RANGE OF DIFFERENT ACTING ROLES - he can be a villain today, a love interest tomorrow, a superheroe the next day, a psychopath the next and so on - this is because the western movie industry is run and controlled by people who look like him, the scriptwriters also look like him and create characters for him.  This is why black actors in hollywood struggle to get good roles.  HOllywood was set up to promote white western values and culture, it never has and never will create good leading roles for black actors because whites go to the movie theatre to watch people who look and behave like themselves.

shut up your damn mouth. . . and quit chirping gibberish.
i get peeved with mental handicaps like yourself trapping idiotic opinion from the stratosphere.
do you really believe in this nonsense? do you know how much black people have made in salaries in hollywood?
only depraved maniacs like yourself still see racial stuff in this day and age - slavery has been abolished, get over it and do something worthwhile with yourself, you serial w@nker!

Ralph Fiennes played the part of a nazi in schindlers list but he also played numerous roles as a leading man and romantic interest - he is allowed to explore a range of different roles and is never pigeonholed into one negative role - compare that to black actors like eddie murphy - comedian(beverly hills cop, 48 hrs, norbitt, ) Tyler Perry, Chris Rock, the late Bernie Mac - all consistently cast as comedians irrespective of their acting range.
Even talented actors like Samuel L Jackson and Denzel Washington struggle to find  non stereotypical roles.

the tortuous knots this half-wit ties himself into.
what role has danny glover not played? what role has denzel washington not played? halle berry?
i am sure they have been consistently casted as comedians, you dingbat!
the people responsible for your child development should be sent to the prison for gross child abuse!

But why am i wasting my breath on you - none of this will make any sense to you because you are completely submerged in ignorance.

i have got 5 times your intelligence - i ate 5 forbidden apples, you couldn't even complete the task of finishing one.

I can tell from the way that you express yourself that you are not properly educated - this is the reason that you feel so inferior to anything which is remotely linked to the western world.
Perhaps you could invest in a decent education and try to learn more about the world around you, you need to learn self respect and dignity and learn to take pride in your own people and culture because this white man that you worship puts his own race way above you, get up off your knees - you've been down on them so long you've forgotten what it feels like to walk upright like a man, quit being a degenerate and start learning to live with dignity.

why can't this vermin get a strong rope, a beam to tie it to and off himself.
you need the education - you have been brainwashed you can never get better than the current status you found yourself. you are mentally enslaved!
this cretin belongs to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question his intelligence quotient. i don't need to waste my breath on such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.

Cuddlemii:
Yes
Is that you blushing?
Oh mehn, dude, you so whipped!

wislet must be a super-model then!

slimyem:
^the groom wasnt a groom.he oly mistook my friendliness for interest.
Its all clear to him now.he dropped the matter already!

very well!
the code is: 46-23-92-00

Cuddlemii:
Jack, where's Wislet? That is your picker!
You better bring in your titanic ship so as to win Marc to it.
He is taking the lead on that thread!

wislet chose me. . . .

Cuddlemii:
Lolz. Well its simple just pick someone u wish to val that's all. Then on Feb 14th, present him with an e-card or e-gift just for fun and to show appreciation to handles. I await u on there. We need u!

where's my picker?

denzel2009:
more like the dogs in isiala would be licking their lips since you don't really have much meat.

denzel, na my val you dey diss?
don't make me stick an umbrella in your rectum.

pendo89:
oh my goodness am in tears laughing.Your conversations ie Babe and Coogar. lol.

@ being yummy and eaten and @ that pic of a NLander!!! ur both crazy.

Next time come to kenya. We dont bite!!only the crocs do.

pendo, where is the best hotel in nairobi?

dayokanu:
Good example.

What makes torres different from a Milito for example Milito 2010, Torres 2008

torres did it twice for liverpool. . . .07/08 and 09/10.

he even did it for spain before they started their tiki-taka.

Cuddlemii:
Oh yeah! Tell me about it!
Best of both worlds.
I envy you, wish I could have 2 guys in a suite too but its a man's world

i recommend mr.cork(17 inches) and tellwisdom.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10153464#msg10153464 date=1328733811]Where the french is Sergeants Okoro and my "secrets"? [/quote]corporal okoro has nothing. if he cannot even get your real name, why should he be taken serious.
mr okoro is pissing in the wind, abeg!

save your breath and let's head to our room. . . . .on the other side of the atlantic.

nateevs:
It's pace, sharpness, mental strength that all deplete with age.
Many players can still pull off what they think in their mind. .
The difference now is in the speed of execution, younger and quicker players are able to stop those moves.

It's depleted sharpness not depleted ability.

maradona would still dribble phillip lahm. . .
the trickery is still there but he won't be able to cope with lahm in a foot race.
the pace and strength may wane. . . .the ability wouldn't!

Cuddlemii:
Yep. I just got back from Australia
What happened to you too?
Did u go on sabbatical?

@ room 112 with slimyem & pendo.

dayokanu:
^^
No one in the world would say Kaka hasnt lost some of his abilities since 2007.

In 2007 Kaka was the Best player in the world, Now he wont be named top 10

a lot of people disagreed with his gong in 2007. he just had a one-off season where he won the champions league for milan.
by the same token, we can as well say milito was the best player in 2010.

kaka is a very good player but the difference between his ability in 2007 and now is not that huge.

afrodoc:
coogar u r high on ur body odour
weda u call it ability,capability,performance level or even morale.d fact is dt even great players become crap players somtyms before 30.
weda due do loss of physical strength or due to loss of mental fortitude or its due to pyschological warfare.

torres is too young to fall into that deep pit.

Cuddlemii:
Hmmm Na Wa Oh!!!!

cuddlemii - what happened to you?
did you travel?

dayokanu:
I thought a footballers ability is acombination of all these ingridients to start with? (Mental strength, physical strength, psychological stability)

Or what is ability in your context if its isnt a combination of the 3 already.

Its like saying a cripple would have won 100m is only he had legs

nope, a footballer's ability is much more.
what about his football skills? football intelligence?
johan djourou has mental strength, physical strength and psycho-stability with zero football skills - is he a good player?

Dyt:
Well dis s enuf super story 4 me bt rili its wise u jst watch n laugh

i am a player, not a fan.

dayokanu:
In the realm of possibilities, we can also say its possible for Ronaldinho to come back to Europe and win 2 ballon D or

2008 thats 4yrs ago? thats like forever in football.

In 2008 Lucatoni was one of the best strikers in Europe, Less than 4 yrs later he plays in Al nasr in UAE

In 2008 Quaresma was probably one of the most sought after midfielder/winder in Europe, Today he plays for Besiktas

09/10 - torres scored 19 league goals in 22 apps for liverpool.
19 goals from open play. no penalty, no free-kicks

Dyt:
Well Mr, no one gives no 4k abt any1, wen 2kids r havin a fyt i expect an adult 2 settle u join in it makes u even lesser. U had ur tym wit him, if u want anoda u simply tk it out on him directly rada comin thru anoda

kids? sexkillz is a kid?
he's older than your uncle. sexkillz wey be trader for alaba market.
dyt, go and sit down and watch "super story".

nateevs:
It's lazy analysis to suggest that players lose the ability.
Ability is not all there is to top flight football.
Mental strength, physical strength, psychological stability all count towards a player's performance at top flight.

Players can lose any of those critical ingredients and they will fall from grace. However, one thing never happens - they never lose the ability.

nateevs is god!

afrodoc and dayokanu are drunk as usual.

afrodoc:
AND LAST WEEK i was still saying i want berba out of united.i havnt changed my mind abt d guy,let him go n showcase his abilities elsewhere!
FYI losing ur ability doesnt mean u cant regain it.
as per losing abilities before 30 hav u not bin reading d posts? KEZMAN,FOWLER,DEISLER,KLUIVERT,QUARESMA,DENILSON,RONALDINHO,JARDEL,

berbatov out of united? ohhhh please.
that is the best forward in the whole league. . . . .intelligence and panache cloned together.

anonymus11:
ehn ehn ehn ehen so dt dragon won't stop,  he now blackmails to feed.                 i am comingback to expose your own history,     blackmamba u think i dnt know you. forex trade indeed!                                                 I will be back to tell the story of albino with horns. what happened to you in school? let mortals finish, i m coming to send u back to where the dwarfs were feed u their feaces in the dungeon.     u atutu albino with craw craw on ur brokoto.

anonymous, you need Jesus!

Dyt:
Mum tells me onething, if 2ppl r havin a clash, one shld cm in n settle, Coogar u shldnt do dat

settle what?
i don't start trouble - i preserve it. . . . .

sexkillz and i have a long history.
he's only getting bits of his punishment. unlike many others here, i don't say these words behind posters. . . . i say it to their faces and even poke my fingers in their eyes.

i don't give a f@ck!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10153171#msg10153171 date=1328731863]Yes, Bola is my name.  

I swear fam, you're on point. You can't  really blame him.

He CIA'd my arse with a story I typed on NL. See f00lishness.  Typical behavior of an high school drop-out. See the yeye "investigation". lol

I was really expecting Okoro to post my birth certificate. 4ucking loser.  [/quote]don't dare okoro romeo. . . . .he knows the dates all the female members on romance start their menstrual cycles.
useless piece of shyte! if there's a place called heaven - that albinoid wouldn't be in it.
gosh - i am in a fight mode and the albinoid is hiding. . . .where's mynd44 and other scapegraces when you need them?

afrodoc:
i would b happy for him!
check my earlier posts i hav always said its POSSIBLE he has lost his mojo forever n its POSSIBLE he myt yet find it.hav also said he MIGHT b next great player to peak too early.my grouse wit ur position is ur refusal to accept dt he indeed has LOST HIS MOJO! weda he has lost it permanently or weda he will regain it only tym will tell. but for now stop blaming d texture of d stamford bridge grass,d humidity in London d Candela value of d chelsea jersey, infact u hav blamed everybody n everything but d one person who can actively do something abt it EL NINO

he has not lost his mojo.
torres plays in the wrong team.

dayokanu:
Denilson of real betis, Ricardo Quaresma, Javier Saviola, Mateja Kezman, Sebastian Deisler, Patrick kluivert etc all lost their abilities irreversibly in their mid twenties (before 30)

barely 2 years ago, you also told me berbatov lost his ability - didn't you?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10153115#msg10153115 date=1328731267]Muhehehehe.   Okoro is a well known c[i]u[/i]nt.

The cries you're hearing are those of an injured donkey.  

In his mind, he has CIA'd my arse. [/quote]so your name is bola?

i just read now he threatened goldieluks the other day to release his info on a public forum.
what kinda man is this for feck's sake? okoro romeo has done it again. . . . . . .
the kerosene background musta gotten to him. . . . .an akara background dunderhead coming online to feel funky.
do you blame him? his army of lunatic females are responsible for his demigod status.

Roland17:
Its a confirmed story, the English FA is a big mess, he was not confided upon during the JT saga and i think that undermined his position as a manager, spuddies would be loosing Harry, as he is set to step up as the next England Manager.

capello is the disgrace.
the english fa did the right thing. . . .a man alleged to have used a racist remark should not be leading england into an european tournament when "kick racism out of football" is uefa's theme in these competitions.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10153076#msg10153076 date=1328730896]Okoro Romeo, you're a useless stalker!  

If you don't drop the name of the school ASAP, i'll go medieval on your arse.
[/quote]okoro romeo reads your previous posts. . . .he's probably w@nked over your broken zipper.
what a zombie!

afrodoc:
dats is where we differ,players do lose ability at 27 and any age for dt matter.i hav taken d pains in earlier posts to discuss dis in more detail.it happens regularly in football,dis just myt b d latest.do u remember gaizka mendietta? he was 27 when he lost his ability PERMANENTLY!
wt leads to dis loss of ability varies from player to player; indiscipline,debauched lifestyle,marital woes,injuries or even force majeure! football history is littered with d names of players who peaked early or suddenly lost their ability(and i am not counting Africans like nii odartey lamptey o)

so torres has lost his ability? the same fernando torres that skinned our defence but for valencia putting a last ditch block?
afrodoc, if torres silences you next season like berbatov did in 08/09, what are you going to say?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=866206.msg10153055#msg10153055 date=1328730677]https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyll95OLR11qi3z16.gif

More like it! Yh, more like it!  

Bola? Osun state? What the french are you on about? You're losing it! Medical check up alert!

F00lish Pathetic Ninny! I sure did hit a nerve of a Kersonese backgrounded donkey. Hence,

Let me dash you me usual prayers;

May you get get motor-boated by a porcupine. Ise!

May you get bl0w-j0bbed by a shark. Ise!

May amadioha visit your arse with a specially prepared thunder this very evening. A$$wipe. Ise!


Okoro Romeo, you're nothing but a useless individual. Human beings are increasing their "fan base" offline, Okoro is incresing his with a bunch of clueless atutupoyoyos online. Beds a kerosene backgrounded feather. You're finished!

Fan base? Mot[i]herfu[/i]cker! You're hopeless.

4ucking high-school drop-out, coming here to claim big boy with his 2 kobo RayBan. What an Insult to RayBan.

His mates were writing WAEC, okoro was busy making plans on how to invade NL with his medieval vocalbulary.

Your own don finish. [/quote]why waste such energy on sexkillz when he lost his virginity to a man?
he's nairaland's most pathetic member - let's even assume bola is your real name for argument's sake - is it normal for a gonad-carrying human to spew such in public? i have said it time and time again, sexkillz wears sanitary pads every 2nd week of the month!

if i were you, i would maul him!