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Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 12:30am On Feb 04, 2012
queensmith:
^^ i forget this is a nigerian forum. . . tis common for the men to parade about chasing women on the street. . . . . smh

ok coogar, what of those that are friends before they date?

you want to marry a beautiful woman, we all do (except for sagafag of course) but your beautiful may make others turn to salt at the sight of your mrs medusa?

besides, what if you come accross a woman who is not beautiful but blows your mind in every other way?
she won't blow my mind if she's not beautiful. let's just agree to disagree on that. . .
a woman's face is my first attraction. i don't care if she's more intelligent than eistein or has the character of mother theresa herself. if she's ugly with those good attributes, she's not priority.

queensmith:
if you can do- please do. I BEG YOU!!! cry
why ayettymama?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by coogar(op): 12:28am On Feb 04, 2012
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg10116540#msg10116540 date=1328310920]The plan was Paris. Where's atutupoyoyo land emerging from?

Coogar, quit watching Nollywood flicks.
grin[/quote]i am suddenly fancying the village.
huts, hamlets, fowls, bicycles, palm-wine, bathing at the river.

another opportunity to see okoros and atupoyoyos. grin
excursion forward slash valentine weekend. class!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 12:27am On Feb 04, 2012
dayokanu:
Is the weather really bad in UK? would games get postponed?
it's freezing - almost titanic-esque!
Romance › Re: She Used 1000 Men. by coogar: 12:26am On Feb 04, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862648.msg10116560#msg10116560 date=1328311247]ok then, ignore the humongous feet and dont think that far.
besides, men's feet are shaped differently from women's. Hard to believe a man wouldnt see manly shaped feet and still not pause talkless ask questions.[/quote]what makes you think half of the men noticed her feet sef.
most men like sleeping with their women in their stilettos - feet is the last thing on a man's mind.


are all women with big feet basketball players? huh

is the wo/man in question a basketball player?
and it didn't occur to you this deceptive woman would have cooked up a ready-made excuse to explain her gigantic feet?
men? women's feet? men don't notice such, tpia!
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 12:23am On Feb 04, 2012
queensmith:
^^ if only i could get that id back sad MOOVING ON

your going back on yourself dayo- and have moved completely away from the subject at hand
Marrying someone simply on the basis of how they look is INCREDIBLY shallow. There is no way to justify that!
i disagree.
thinking like you do is the moronic thing about it.

what attracts a man to a woman walking on the street? her intelligence he's yet to see or her good home training he's yet to discover.
it's the looks. . . . .this is why the good looking ones get the perks and the butt-ugly ones are ignored.

it's my prerogative i want to marry a beautiful woman.
how my children would look is more important to me than anything else. can't have them scaring away their mates cos their mother has a dominant gene.

p.s. i can let you have your old moniker back.
Romance › Re: She Used 1000 Men. by coogar: 12:17am On Feb 04, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862648.msg10116538#msg10116538 date=1328310888]^^keep fooling yourself.

if you read the comments on the write up, someone mentioned the gigantic feet should have shown any sober, non-drunk person she was a man.

or do we blame male hormones?[/quote]there are some natural women with gigantic feet.
have you not seen female basket ball players? are those ones sex-changed too?
abeg. . . .you are clutching at straws here. . . . .a man sees someone with bosoms, curves, a bit of arse and a trimmed cooch to boot and you expect him to think that far?

tpia, i really wanna see you walking with the same testosterone levels as the average man.
i am sure you would impregnate or sexually harass all the female beings in your community.
all these your "holier than thou" stunts cannot fool me jare.

yes, i suppose you're one of the 1000?
of course. . . .
i had this woman on devil's night. she was quite crunchy. grin

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=862648.msg10116548#msg10116548 date=1328311062]You can tell someone's gender from the appearance of their feet?
[/quote]tpia is psychic. grin
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 12:13am On Feb 04, 2012
queensmith = ayettymama? grin grin grin

sagamite/davidylan are just wasting their time then.
she's as hopelessly deluded as a one-legged man hoping to win an arse-kicking contest
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: BABE! by coogar(op): 12:11am On Feb 04, 2012
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg10116517#msg10116517 date=1328310566]^^ Silly donkey!

Coogar! Where art thou? cheesy
[/quote]babe!
the day neareth. . . . .what's the plan?
paris or atutupoyoyo land? grin
Romance › Re: She Used 1000 Men. by coogar: 12:03am On Feb 04, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862648.msg10116490#msg10116490 date=1328310114]^^what are you yapping about.


i was referring to the photo in the original post.

so, you bedded someone who looked like that and didnt know she was a man?

the dangers of black fetish. undecided[/quote]1000 men can't be idiotic. . . .
there are some muscular women who are exactly like that. . . . .and they have never being a man before.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/03/article-2095885-1188ECCA000005DC-588_634x484.jpg

how would you look at this woman and guess she was once a man?
tpia@, unless you are one 900 year-old witch, it's impossible to even think it.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 12:01am On Feb 04, 2012
ronkebp:
oh!!! so you avoid attractive women because of the competition you might facehuh? wink wink wink wink Now, i see!!!!!  smiley smiley smiley, so you know want better thinghuh??
cool cool cool
i said speak for yourself on the issue of everyone wants an attractive spouse. . . .some people don't want an attractive wife, i do. . .
if she's not pretty, she won't even get my "hi". yes, i am superficial like that.
Romance › Re: She Used 1000 Men. by coogar: 11:58pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862648.msg10116424#msg10116424 date=1328309270]i'm sure the men she slept with knew she was a man. . . . . . . . . . . .[/quote]you are so homoerotic. . . .
anything homo brings you to life. . . . .you didn't even read the story before going the g-word.
Romance › Re: She Used 1000 Men. by coogar: 11:53pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=862648.msg10116418#msg10116418 date=1328309212]A woman who revealed she has slept with 1,000 men has made another startling confession - she used to be a man herself.


She told The Sun: 'I'm scared there will be a lot of angry men out there reading this but I have to tell the truth.
'A lot of people will think I've lied to those I've Were Intimate with. But I don't feel I have because I'm a woman and my past is all behind me.
'I don't want any man I've ever been with to doubt his sexuality now because of this. They didn't know they were sleeping with somebody like me.'


She added: 'I'm now just like any other girl who wants to enjoy my life after many years without the right body. Now I've got the body I want to use it all the time.'
'I slept with a hell of a lot of men before my operation but once I had the body I'd always wanted my sex drive went crazy.'

She admits that three months after the surgery she Were Intimate with ten different men at a swingers' party.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095885/Crystal-Warren-Sex-addict-slept-1-000-men-used-MAN-herself.html#ixzz1lMSVQNsN[/quote]for feck's sake. . . .
i am beginning to pity lefulefu, 190, mr.cork and the other white women arse-blowers of nairaland.
one can now conclude these yeye boys have been poking women who used to be men grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 11:51pm On Feb 03, 2012
ronkebp:
Coogar, the truth is we all want the best, have you seen anybody not praying for a handsome, rich, well-behaved man and men praying for a pretty, well-educated, well-behaved women. There is nothing wrong in that. even if we know that it does not usually work that way, the whole idea whether beautiful or handsome rich or poor, we need to be with someone that you will eventually find happiness, respect and peace in.

We might find the so-called ''idol'' we have created in our hearts in another man/woman, but these days, what is usually the end resulthuh? a nagging wife, a serial cheat, disrespctive spouse, a woman that cannot cook, a man that ''panelbeats'' his wife, disregard, hatred and so on.  smiley smiley smiley and eventually, Separation or Divorce.
speak for yourself, ronkebp

some people deliberately avoid attractive men/women cos they fear the competition they might face. . .
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 11:35pm On Feb 03, 2012
ronkebp:
They actually do, you can be beautiful and have the best character, loving, soft spoken etc, and be ugly and have the worst behaviours.  

And it could also be beauty and bad behaviour, ugliness and great behaviour to die for. cool cool cool
so if i have a stunning woman with a super duper character, why would i settle for less with a woman that is ugly and great behaviour?

dayokanu:
You are even taking it far

Many women cherry pick their choice of men based on looks, Heights, complexion etc

Its common for women to want a man taller than her

Isnt that superficial and shallow too?
first cass hypocrisy. . . . . .especially when these women have none of those things they cherry-pick.

some of them went bald by 20 but they used all sorts of weaves and wigs to cover that deficiency.
the vertically challenged ones wear all sorta high heels too to cover their midgetary status.
the ones with bad skin have bleached away all their melanin to look like beyonce. . .

and these women are the first to open their mouths that they cannot date short men or bald men.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 11:26pm On Feb 03, 2012
ronkebp:
Dating is the road that leads to marraige, after all i can't just meet someone on the road and take him home to papa!! wink wink wink
true. . . .but trust me, men look out for those factors. an ugly woman is already on a back foot.

She was not addicted to anything oooo, and it is not a matter of low-self esteem, when it comes to the matter of the heart, you really do not follow all your laid down ''physical attributes'' you are looking for in a spouse, you overlook so many things, when it comes to settling down, on a normal day, you will not eat frog, but let that person you love cooks, fries and garnishes the frog now!!!! you will be licking the bowl. grin grin grin
i don't know why people generally perceive beauty and good character cannot co-exist.
i should introduce you to my spouse. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 11:17pm On Feb 03, 2012
Ibime:
My legal rep is looking into it. I have served Eldee papers forcing him to reveal that Coogar is Sharon or kick Miguel Munoz out the league. . . all based on the "faceless leaders clause" that we invoked on Mubz two seasons ago.  tongue
if you are not moronic. . . .you should know coogar and sauron are legitimate active members of this section.
what does it matter if they are on the f-p-l? you are beginning to act like a woman with the issue of blood because your team is not good enough to sit on the throne.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 11:05pm On Feb 03, 2012
ronkebp:
grin grin grin not in all cases, you are talking about those doing it4the money, i am talking about those doing it for other reasons besides money. For example, when i was in the university, my very close friend, hmmm!!! when i say this lady is pretty, believe it!! she was dating this ''ugly guy'' (i really do not want to call anybody ugly) so i had to ask this babe, why she was dating this guyhuh and her response was that, '' Ronky, i am so inlove with this guy, i really cannot explain what i feel'', mind you this is not about money at all, the chick is from a well -todo-home. And that is just one out of the many list i have, i just hate tyuping long epistles. wink wink wink wink
dating is not marriage. . . . .
besides, there has to be something your friend was hooked on? drugs? sex? grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 10:55pm On Feb 03, 2012
Ibime:
It was always my intention to bring back Kompany so why take panadol for another mans headache?
captain amangala, how do you intend to dethrone miguel munoz?
sending ijaw boys to kidnap the spaniard? grin
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 10:45pm On Feb 03, 2012
ronkebp:
Lets leave money out of it cool cool, he is shaa not married to a midget like himself. smiley And i know we have poor midgets in that same Nigeria with wives too.
you cannot leave money out of it in nigeria.

for instance, look at the men going for older ladies. . . .
have you ever seen a smart city boy that got married to an older woman in the village whose profession is subsistence farming? hell no.
they always go for the richer older women. . . .so that should tell you money/potential to make money is the reason people marry out of their league.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 10:37pm On Feb 03, 2012
ronkebp:
At least one of dem smallies, i think ''Aki'' is married, and we have paralysed/ disabled men with wives!!!! Some women do not go for the appearances only. smiley
aki is not poor, i hope you know that. . . .
Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by coogar: 10:24pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862327.msg10116019#msg10116019 date=1328304083]1. you seem to claim to know the couple. How do you know she's her mother?[/quote]cos i don't need specsavers like you do. . . .

2. in what way does your post prove the lady in question doesnt also need a young black lover/husband/gigolo/whatever.
i wouldn't know what she needs but she's not 68.

3. Can you explain why the wife has some white substance rubbed on her body. Just curious.
isn't that because of the heat in nigeria? she's copped the heat rash. . .

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=862327.msg10116010#msg10116010 date=1328304003]Where is the link to the article reporting this story?

Are these not private individuals?  Why is it okay to post their picture like this?

That woman is nowhere close to 50-years old, not to even talk of 60.  Jeez!  Did you see her hair?  Her hand?  Her skin?  Her arms?  No middle-aged oyinbo has arms like that!  Despite her fatness, you can see her arms are still toned and her skin is taut - where are the wrinkles and the veins, and the sign of shriveling (post-menopausal) bones?  

Anyway, leave the dude alone . . .unless you have evidence he committed a crime or forced her in any way.  No one knows what he told the woman, or what she told him.  If you do, then prove it.[/quote]sane people have arrived finally.
there's no way a middle-aged white woman would not have wrinkles on her skin. this woman is not 50 yrs old.
Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by coogar: 10:17pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862327.msg10115983#msg10115983 date=1328303800]there are more ladies in the offing, as we can see from the second photo here:

http://liveofofo.com/odd/23-years-old-nigeria-marries-68-years-old-greek-wife/comment-page-1/

so, coogar, claremont, mynd 44 et al, make una load up on viagra because i'm sure you have similar blessings in stock as this old young man in the picture cheesy[/quote]the woman beside her is the mother.
are you aware of that?
Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by coogar: 10:11pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862327.msg10115942#msg10115942 date=1328303454]ok, this guy is actually 63.

happy now?
grin[/quote]he's 120! grin
Romance › Re: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by coogar: 10:10pm On Feb 03, 2012
annawhite:
strolls in with enuf swagga*

I am beauriful
https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laq3y8kVm21qbfy8p.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 10:08pm On Feb 03, 2012
BlueDiva:
No matter how embattled JT is he always gives his best for the club.
I support Team JT, leader, hero, legend.
i know you have always fancied john terry.
he fancies married women too. grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by coogar: 10:04pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862327.msg10115886#msg10115886 date=1328302799]you dont think that lady could have grown children the same age as the black guy?

she doesnt look like a grandmother?

mind you, i'm not saying there's anything wrong with a guy marrying someone four or five times his age o.

"he's in love" like somebody said.

women are beating the men at their own game, that's all.[/quote]how can?
that lady(at most) is 5 years older than the nigerian. . . . .can't you see the eyes of that dude?
ohh, because he has got a stud in his ear? look very well. . . . .that guy is not in his 20s. i don't care what his passport says.
kanu was 36 when he claimed 23.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 9:54pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=859170.msg10115855#msg10115855 date=1328302419]can you reconcile this with your comment on the following thread:


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-862327.0.html

cheesy

i'm not following your logic.[/quote]
coogar:
any woman that says looks don't matter is not good looking. . . . .it's as simple as that.

the physical attraction comes first before anything. . . .if you are butt-ugly and you still see a man running after you, then it's because you are rich, your parents are rich or he's doing it for the green card. you think men are foolish to be with a butt-ugly partner that offers nothing. look around you and do some beta testing of men with ugly spouses. . . .
tpia, you should have gone to specsavers! cool
Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by coogar: 9:53pm On Feb 03, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=862327.msg10115825#msg10115825 date=1328302121]see another one.

una too funny.

is the boy the one who's 68 and the woman 23?

una fit switch am nah.[/quote]fat white women generally look older but if you look inwardly, this woman is not even 40. . . .
the dude looks late 30s or early 40s. . . .how is that boy 23? just because the op said so does not make it factual.
the op said the woman is 68 and you are just going to take that as the gospel truth?
Romance › Re: 23 Years Old Nigeria Man, Marries 68 Years Old Greek Wife by coogar: 9:46pm On Feb 03, 2012
onila:
23 years old Nigerian guy marries 68 years old lady in Greece and do traditional wedding in Nigeria.
the boy is actually older than the woman - the woman is only fat!
how can that boy be 23? you shoulda gone to specsavers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 9:33pm On Feb 03, 2012
coded guy:
Hahaha, taking a swipe at UNITED. grin Guy calm down naaa!!

You gast to be kidding me!!

The verve and determination Rooney brings to the game even when he is having a bad day is what really makes the diff. Berba and his languid style will be irritating when he is having a bad game unlike Rooney. Berba needs fast players around him who anticipate the impossible passes that he so likes to dish out, when that does not happen he seems a liability on the field.
how many united players do short precise passes? let's be honest. . .we have too many players who just hoof it at the sign of little pressure.

If Terry plays on sunday, will Rio shake his hand?? Evra and suarez when we meet liverpool?
rio and terry have no problems. . . .forget the media hype.
when the incident happened. . . .a reliable source said rio called anton to forget the ish and not complain to the referee.
by then, twitter is all over it like a rash. . . . .then a member of the public called the police to make the complaint. . .it wasn't anton ferdinand that made the complaint.

evra and suarez is a different matter entirely.
i wish evra slaps suarez if possible.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 9:30pm On Feb 03, 2012
queensmith:
^^ why should i since my parents are rich and my ugly Bottom has visa? am i not sorted?
the number of pretty women with good jobs, rich parents and an american passport has increased sharply.
you would be at the back of the queue. . . .throwing tantrums. grin
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by coogar: 9:24pm On Feb 03, 2012
queensmith:
^^dear lawd! I didnt realise you were an !
LMBO!!

what a monkey!
shows your level of intelligence. . . .

men look for intelligent women as well. . . .you need to step up your game. wink

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