₦airaland Forum

please readers i will like to know if you can slap your junior sister that is married but she insulting you,

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.

"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed."

"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife" replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her".

Shaking his head the young guy replied "I've tried that, it doesn't work for me. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore."

Studio CFR:
Ok IBO BOY

i hear you

ok i hear warri man

@Studio CFR , the joke no get part

A mother saw her 2 kids playing wit a condom, she slapped dem n collected the condom 4rm dem, d elder child den said mum was sad wen she saw us wit dat baloon, we would'nt allow her 2 knw abt d yogurt we drank 4rm it, LWkMD

i trusted her i did everything a man can do to make his wife happy, but when you out to work do you know what she do at your back? and now i have a baby that dose not look like me, in anyway and you are asking me what she did to me, think if you are in my shoe?

thanks for the reply, i will take my time and do it, and if the baby is not my baby, i will keep the baby and send her home, cos the baby did noting wrong in to coming into the world that way, but if the baby is my, i will not show her the test, and the story end there.

@28Schweet  where is the baby residing, Europe or Nigeria? I'm a bit confused and a little slow on this Friday morning, In any case what would make one doubt the parternity,                            the baby is in Europe, cos when you look at your baby he or she dose not look like you complextion,head nose mouth everything, to be sure is better than asuming, right?

@Fhemmmy thanks for the advice, what and from who should i take te sample? the baby only or with the mother too,cos my sample will be taking in the hospital i guess?

i will be coming to nigeria very soon can i do the DNA test in nigeria and is yes how much will it cost me? if any body who know someting about it should let me know

thank you guys for the advice i will contact you guy soon when i come into the country

friends i will like a piece of information about nigerian network, on internet connection, i have an MTN card that i entend to use with my phone as a moderm to connect online next month when i come to nigeria, please i will like to know is MTN is good or should i go for another network? is yes which do you recomand for me, i will be staying in Enugu state

@chaircover thank i have

thanks for the reply but will the net ask for the mother permission too?

dollz:
I think u should have a sister or female cousin. Employ her and pay her that

that's unfair some people will take the job instead of staying at home doing noting waiting for b/friend to help them with some cash, or what do you think?

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please is there any way someone can conduct DNA test on his son without his wife concent? here in europe, a good advice is wellcome thanks

nezerst:
Una don come again! Leave women alone abeg!
What happens to the men that impregnate women outside?

outside is not inside remember young girl in your own house you can have any man child but in a man house i dnt think is right fro you to have another man child in his house think

is there any goal yet?

i have seen another state more dengerous them Anambra state, in Anambra they talk, but in this state they do not talk, hahahahahaha after then go say na igbo like money pass.

you see the problem with some people is that when truble come knocking in your door, you come out with fear, and it will overcome you with easy
if the muslem want war give it to them if they want peace give to them too, and you will see all this mess will stop,not going back for a revenge but fight them back at that moment, so what i am trying to say be READY COS THEY ARE COMING AGAIN SHINE YOUR EYE.

How come you've smelled the bodies of most Nigerian men? What exactly is your occupation? Huh, 4 the secound time i am asking you, so you want to tell me german men dnt have body odour?

he aint having sex wit her 4 f*ck sake,
na for her papers n beta life
abeg leave d man and im daughter jare

LIAR LIARS
i wud do d same tin if need be
and i know 99.9% of humans will do d same if need be
JUST BE F*CKING HONEST!


my sister i agree with you gare