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SoftChordz:
For economy Toyota all the way but bro for sweet suave and smooth dope rolling Beamer (BMW) is the boss. Then when it comes to class, mad traction, beast on asphalt, lion in a metal form? Benz is the king, let no one deceive you I've drove them all and this is my honest answer. Na bad road de make Beamer n Benz de itch our pocket but those two are beasts on road.
I love BMW handling and how smooth is rolls more than Benz. Toyota no de sweet me for hand at all :-( it's so basic. But when owu hold me na my Toyota I de drive ooo cos I fit buy Panadol for am if any headache appear, once cracked my Benz breaklight where I de vent for my guy na 34k comot my hand to buy just one for it's replacement.

You obviously missed the OP's point.
He is showing you a Toyota VTT-i engine in a Ford car!!!

Quality G.O.A.T

tayo60:
I read a confession of a woman on Facebook yesterday and I haven't been myself since then. So many questions keep coming to my mind that how can a human being be this heartless, cruel and wicked.
The woman has a provision store, so a man she called her customer came to buy Nan1, a baby food for his new baby. She said she only gave d man a can of Nan but didn't have time to attend to him because of her numerous customers. Later, after she had attended to her customers, she looked for the man but couldn't see him and had to go search for him in the market. When she saw him, she demanded that why didn't he pay for d Nan he bought and the man told her that he couldn't buy it again from her because she wasn't attending to him ,so he had to go to another place to buy it. The woman said he was lying and started shouting thief thief and called on d market boys who lynched d man and beat him to death. So yesterday morning when she got to her shop, she now saw where she put d Nan cans that there were two there instead of one. That if d man had taken one, it should remain one but d two cans were still there. She asked her attendants to bring the CCTV camera in the shop and it was from it she saw that the man actually left the Nan and left, so one of her sales girls picked d can and returned it to the shelf. Ever since she confirmed that the man didn't steal anything from her shop but was just beaten to death upon his innocence, guilty conscience set in for her and had to post the story to d group for advice on what to do.

She has a CCTV camera in her shop, she knew how many cans of NaN she had before the customer came in. Is she that stupid to not have confirmed before going to harass an innocent man?

Well, with all due respect, that confession is an attention seeking confession cos this one is a white lie. QED

Nukilia:
One of the most unintelligent comments I have seen in a long time

Go and add the zeros yourself in the international market...

It won't be long till you understand what you are ignorant of.

IamFINESSE:
I think it should be what can 4 cedi buy and what can 4 naira buy


How can you be comparing 4 cedi to 400 naira

Compare 400 cedi to 400 naira and see weather shame no go kee you

LoL, read the thread again, understand what currency redenomination is, only then can we have a meaningful conversation.

What can 4 cedi buy? And what can 400 Naira buy?

That's the true measure of a currencies strength.

Don't be fooled by the 4 cedi narrative. Add four zeros (0000) in front of any cedi to get the actual value of it.

The heart of man is soooo wicked!

Someone borrowed you Money for your wedding, you went ahead to rob and kill him on top of that... An idiot and ingrate.

Just look at this rat head.

Quota system senator in charge of a very sensitive committee spewing cow dung.

ScamHunter:
Hi, I'm curious. Please tell me more. Will it give me studio-like effects? And what's the cost of the camera?

Yes. It will give you studio-like effects. But you must learn how to use your lenses to achieve that because it's not point and shoot.

New cameras can be expensive tho, but you can get a used Canon rebel t5 or t5i, Nikon D3200, D3400, D5200, D5300, D5400 etc with your budget.

Over time, you might also need to invest in prime lenses to up your game.

Let other Niralanders chuck mouth for the matter.

If you want to make videos, go get a DSLR or micro 4/3 camera.

You'll thank me later.

No! Sometimes I wonder what's wrong in Nigeria?

How can you even dare operate an airport without control towers?

No wonder we hear of planes running into cows and even colliding with each other.

ChukwuObe:
Most people on this forum are fool. Was Diri the supreme governor not forced on the people of Bayelsa? Do you have the same level of killings going on also in his state? It appears you had taken your weed before writing rubbish? Or you meant all the governors in the SE were forced on the people and that is why unknown bandits are killing people in the region? You are such a pathetic individual

Diri came second in the election. The APC candidate was disqualified based on pre-election matter which border around certificate forgery.

Now tell me, in the case of Imo, how someone who came 5th! In an election will be declared winner?

Injustice breeds strife.

If you can't understand, then we know who the bigger fool is.

emapeteum:
So he deserved murder by IPob/esn?the way you reason, nawao

Maybe you should point out where I said he deserves murder.

And you should also understand the term 'check and balance'

This is what happens when you force a Supreme court governor on the people.

Is it not the same Gulak that rigged the primaries in favor of Hope Uzodinma two years ago?

Make them check and balance themselves abeg.

Better thunder na him go fire you if you don't desist from the scam ridden nonsense you are nursing.

Hmmm

The monsters they created.

Omo, if this is true, then Nigeria is a jungle truly

These ones don chop belefull.

When will Buhari divorce Nigeria na??

kennyldelsu:
car doctor,

make - honda
model - civic
year - 2008
trans - automatic
petrol
4plug


my car is slurggish to accelerate, very lazy to gain speed or climp hill, but after it picks, it runs smoothly.
I've serviced the nozzle, services the car...same issue.



pls assist

Check your Airflow meter

Check your transmission oil level

Check your plugs

Change your fuel filter if you haven't done that in a long while.

E be things o

lordopsy2018:
Kogi 8/10

no let thunder locate you o

Hmmmm

Do you really want to spend 25 years in medical school?

It will definitely affect your studies.

The woman can't even lie.

According to her: “A friend called me last Thursday, that she wanted to introduce me to a business.
“I went to meet her at Computer Village, Ikeja. On my way back, I gave her a ride. On reaching under the Ikeja Bridge, inward Agege, I didn’t know what happened.
“I didn’t see anyone crossing the road, neither did I see myself ramming into anyone. I had driven past a woman when I heard people shouting .
“I don’t know if the tyre of the car climbed her or whether the car was close to her. It was the shout of people that made me stop.

“The lady in the car with me accompanied me to the hospital we rushed the victim to. We were not allowed to bring her out of the car.

“The nurses called a Doctor who checked her and confirmed she was dead. He said she had internal bleeding. Immediately I heard that,I passed out. By the time I was revived, they told me to take the corpse to the police station. The woman with me advised us to go and drop the lifeless body where the police would discover it and take it to the morgue.
“I drove to the expressway along Mowe Ibafo. By then, it was dark. I stopped at a point but could not look at the lifeless body because that was my first time seeing one. The lady with me brought the corpse out of the car and dumped it there.

“I drove home and told my husband who informed the Police. But to my surprise, we saw some people who later identified themselves as policemen, in our house.

This is crock and bull story.

Why did she wait to get home before informing her husband?

Why didn't she go to the police as told or rather invite the police to the hospital?

Slot of gaps in her story joor

Rest well Gentleman Sir

LoL... They better start making onion soup with their onions

So cow sabi run?

That means Buhari too go sabi run so o

Nigerian banks will never loan you 1million naira to start a cottage business but will loan tens of millions to the supposed big boys.

What's my own sef I don't care if they sink into the bottomless pit.

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