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Tank me later

Do you have a spirit wife?

She fit dey beef you on a low.

This one is a useless woman abeg.

That is what hunger can cause.

You lock people down without any cusion, and it's just a matter of when they'll become animals falling back to their basic instincts.

The government should continue playing politics and fooling themselves that they are sharing monies to the poorest of the poor.

Very soon, they'll receive their report card

Which WHO?

The China version abi global one

FG will just be knocking everybody

The other day it was woke Soyinka the knocked.

Before that time, they knocked Obasanjo and Atiku.

Abeg FG na knockout?

General Idriss Deby na Man! My man crush everyday.

Not like this wahala wey we carry for head dey manage.

Oya o, sergeant Buhari and coporal Buratai should obey the last command shaperly.

Egugun be careful na express you dey go

Endure till you go for service. Then use that as a lunch pad.

Note: Avoid shallow and useless friends in the form of slay queens and No future ambition boys, you guys are not running the same race.

Rubbish

The governor's social distancing order in an executive order.

You can as well go ahead and challenge all executive orders by various presidents and governors.

For now, they must carry out that community service.

I guess there is something they know that we don't

This must be Buhari's governor.

I talk am... The apple didn't fall too far from the tree.

Which work is even in the katstina civil service sef that warrants this comprise?

Lol... Guinea pigs

Weldone buhari


You are doing well

No be person wey him prick rise dey Bleep?

Imagine these retards. Where is the professionalism?

These ones wise piss in their pants when they draft them to Maiduguri to go fight boko haram.

Still wondering why we are referred to as 3rd world countries in this part of the world?

E get why.

The owner of honeypot

Egugun be careful na express you dey go..

Naija, our own things are always upside down.

Is that how other countries are enforcing the stay at home directives?

Oh... I forgot, we are battling Covick 1-9. I guess that's different pandemic from what the rest of the world is trying to deal with.

Well.. it's because sex sells well over here.
It's just a case of demand and supply.

Ah... The case of Corona virus in Spain would have been minimal had UEFA cancelled games between Valencia and Atalanta.

Lord please...

This is not nice at all

God, please help all of us and take this virus away please

Now I clearly understand why countries like Nigeria are reffered to as third world countries.

E get why.

Let them go and use their cars as ventilators now na.

Useless mofos

Cavemen

godliman:
This is good news if only we have a proscribe govt they would have commenced mass production or importation now

It is a creation of the pharmaceutical industry.

They just used the whole world as their guinea pig

Lol... This Corona last last na scam

Lol... Nigeria is fukkin broke.

Let the government just come out and admit that there's no money to fund the 2020 budget.

We will understand.


But just like a president that hasn't held a presidential media chat in 6 years.., they don't think we need an explanation.

We only wake up to hear and see things.

What is holding you back from walking into the bank? I think you should visit your branch or any branch close to you and fill a complaint form. Then follow up with an e-mail to cbn(putting access bank in Copy). Goodluck man.

Well... When you make hasty policies that affect the masses without factoring in a transition period and providing better alternatives and palliative measures... You really shouldn't expect compliance.

If light rails were present in Lagos, who would even want to risk his/her life flying okada or keke?

The government should stop being stupid and irresponsible.

Fix transportation, and you wouldn't even have to ban any okada or keke because they will fizzle out when there's no demand.