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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Worldover Dislike Short Men ? by COOLDK(m): 2:31am On Sep 30, 2010
Good guys & girls gone bad on this thread.
Guys dont mind them! If u can jerk very well either u are short or tall, believe me they will always come back 4 more. "Once in mecca is always an Alhaji"
Whether ur think is small or big, is just a matter of knowing how & when to use it; sexual satisfaction is what they want. They will love u die with this even if u are the most ugliest guy in the world.
Music/RadioRe: 2face Idibia Live Show, Best Ever In Nigeria. by COOLDK(m): 6:06pm On Sep 29, 2010
damola1:
Beaf go kill u!, A man wey no fit appreciate better thing no fit get appreciation,
No be only beaf go kill u, na Ram go kill u. As if be say 2face sabi ur papa and mama.
Hiss, , SOB. Donkey!
Music/RadioRe: 2face Idibia Live Show, Best Ever In Nigeria. by COOLDK(m): 5:58pm On Sep 29, 2010
damola1:
Beaf go kill u!, A man wey no fit appreciate better thing no fit get appreciation,
COOL DK:
@ damola1
if u r dreaming, u better wake up. 2baba ko, 1million baba ni.
Music/RadioRe: 2face Idibia Live Show, Best Ever In Nigeria. by COOLDK(m): 2:43pm On Sep 29, 2010
@ damola1
if u r dreaming, u better wake up. 2baba ko, 1million baba ni.
CultureRe: What's Wrong With Your Tribe? by COOLDK(m): 1:57pm On Sep 29, 2010
@ All posters
u are too much! This is y they call us 9jaaaaaa.
We b d most incredible outa & straight 4rm 9ja. TRIBE CREDIBILITY hear am, check my tribe walahi aya e aja, no be lie hear am, no be lie YORUBA loba won.
My YORUBA tribe! U na too gbaski.
CultureRe: What's Wrong With Your Tribe? by COOLDK(m): 2:40pm On Sep 28, 2010
@ Ileke-idi
Henhen, so sure pe ileke wa nidi e? Cos o ma n drive awon guys crazy. O se try 9ja guys wo, a wa classical ju, ko seni to fine to wa.
CultureRe: What's Wrong With Your Tribe? by COOLDK(m): 2:31pm On Sep 28, 2010
johnterry4:
my tribe--yoruba.

our people are dirty esp d babes.the guys are better.
our girls open their legs easily no wonder why people say lagos girls(meaning yoruba girls) are cheap.
No wonder ur mum is always dirty even up till date and used to sleep around wt men aside ur father. Doesnt dt make her cheap?

johnterry4:
[color=#006600][b]my tribe--yoruba.

our girls age faster.a yoruba girl of 18 looks like she is 25 .such a girls will then look 36 when she is 25.
i dont know if we could trace stretch marks to our yoruba foods.most yoruba babes do have dangerous strtch marks.
our yoruba babes have punanies that smell dangerously.UnCloth a yoruba babe and u will loose your appetite for sex.
Oh! I see, dts why ur mum look like an old cargo. Have u forgotten ur dad used to complain about those stretch mark on her? I wonder how ur dad do cope wt her dangerously smelling c.u.n.t.
Omo ale jatijati. Donkey.
CultureRe: What's Wrong With Your Tribe? by COOLDK(m): 1:58pm On Sep 28, 2010
oludashmi:
Omo ale, e soro damo.
Apoda, afofun gbemu, oku orun, akin dani dani, pada lo 'le kolo bere baba e lowo mama e, asigbe omo ward, won ti paaro e lowo mama e, oto lomo to bi, oto lo gbe wa 'le.

1. Just like your mother is but your father is better than her
2. You said this based on the research frm your sisters, aunties etc
3. I am too sure your father is still paying house rent cos he throws party everywhere and you should have advised him on this instead of exposing his anus to us.
4. Ask your exchanged mother when you get home for the history of hw that statement came to be
5. yes you are right having checked your great grandfathers, forefathers, grandfather, father, your uncles, male cousins and your pix.
6. your answer in no. 5 goes for this too
7. you came to a conclusion after seeing the bombom and b.o.obs of your exchanged mother's toto
8. I am too sure you got this advice from your *father* based on his life experience with your exchanged mother during se.x so keep to his advice and extend it to your in-laws to be so that they will know what awaits them about your family-generational and incurable odour.
Gbam!  Dont mind him jare. Oloriburuku ton fowo osi juwe ile baba e ni. Omugo eyan tio le gbon lailai.
SportsRe: Nsofor Nominated For Caf African Player Of The Year Award by COOLDK(m): 8:53am On Sep 28, 2010
CAF simply means CRIMINATED award 4 AFRICAN FOOTBALLERS. So what do u expect if d nominee list is a poo. Crazy set of people like 9ja's government.
PoliticsRe: My Life Is Under Threat — 106-year-old Man ! by COOLDK(m): 8:20am On Sep 28, 2010
OMG! People don kill me finish 4 ds thread. You sure say u no go make person commit LAUGH SUICIDE 4 NL? All of una too gbaski.
PoliticsRe: Kill Me For Annulling June 12 Presidential Election -IBB by COOLDK(m): 6:57am On Sep 27, 2010
IBB is nothing but a clown! His cunning attitude make him to alter such so as to decieve Nigerians again.Rmbr! He is one of 9jas finest BAST*RD.

sessy2:
two things IBB can do to test his popularity, walk thru osodi market without escort
Habaa sessy2, do u want him for horror death? Those house of devil Oshodi guy will stripped him naked and cut his flesh to pieces. The luckiest one will use his Head & Manhood for ritual money. Lowo ba deeeee,
Music/RadioRe: Check Out This Picture,you'll Be Impressed by COOLDK(m): 8:49am On Sep 25, 2010
@ Poster
U dey craze
PoliticsRe: Naija @ 50; What About Taiwo Akinkunmi, The National Flag Designnerv by COOLDK(op): 8:09am On Sep 25, 2010
MrPrsdent:
wasnt he paid for the design?



His design was picked amidst competing fellow then when he was a student. Even if he was rewarded then, are u saying it was his destiny to remain poor all his life? Habaaaaaaaaa
CrimeRe: Gay Pastor Escapes Mob Attack In Lagos by COOLDK(m): 8:01am On Sep 25, 2010
chinedumo:
Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male love-peddlers nor homosexual offenders


.Leviticus 18:22 "'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.
I dont even think u know what u are saying. Can u affirm that u r going to paradise?
OMG! U r jst splitting nonsense on this thread. Y not jst go and sit down some where and keep ur mouth shut. Motherfu*ker!
PoliticsNaija @ 50; What About Taiwo Akinkunmi, The National Flag Designnerv by COOLDK(op): 7:05pm On Sep 24, 2010
In other part of the world, national Heroes are been rewarded and immortalised. I keep wondering for the past 50 years that a man design an identity which showcase the country pride to other part of the world, what has the man gained.
Taiwo Akinkunmi, the man in question was said to be living a shattered live in Ibadan, only to be remembered by the so called Nigeria media once in a year when going through history on the "Independent celebration"
Is he not a national hero that deserve a reward that will sustain him? Is this the way our hero suppose to be treated? Is 50 independence worth celebrating? Oh no, they stay there and stole our national cake with pen.They forgot heavenly punishment, may God cease them to change their ways.
I'm neither a relative of Akinkunmi nor his family but i just feel this is not the way his story should go.
CrimeRe: Gay Pastor Escapes Mob Attack In Lagos by COOLDK(m): 6:27pm On Sep 24, 2010
@ Chinedumo
Bros, u sure say u no dey work for this ADISA church? ABEG!!! GO SIT DOWN JARE. Make we call a spade a spade. Crime na crime and Adisa is a criminal so, stop all that fu*king preaching here and go church. U think say na only u sabi Bible?
Hiss, ,,
CelebritiesRe: Keke Ogungbe Said "i Don't Shop Where Nigerians Shop Abroad" by COOLDK(m): 11:40am On Sep 22, 2010
Olori buruku somebody, Olosi soul, omo akotileta, were eyan ton fowo osi juwe le baba to bi lomo. Bastard! He forgot d origin and keep insulting over 150m people. Please lets remind him, as he forgotting his father and mother are Nigerians? Asiere soil his parent heritage and culture and still possing. How i wish he log on to NL & see all this people's mind. Asiwin eyan, slowpoke, most successful idiot, slowpoke & nothing but DONKEY!
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Dstv Introduces Dstvfreeview ( Free Channels!!)- Death To Hitv, Mytv And Others? by COOLDK(m): 11:03am On Sep 22, 2010
Fu*k DSthieves! What r we clamouring @? Come to zamfara or any part of d north, u watch over 400 free stations on ur strong decoder including Zee cinema, BBC, Aljazeera, Nat geo, show sports, MBCs, NN24 and lots more; simply, d leadn world stations by mere punching in some digits hacking codes.
So what d hell is Dstv subscription? My tv na poo, to hell wt them wt those poo stations. All credits to STRONG decoder & not Dsthieves. Hackers 4 life!
PoliticsRe: 'Who Lodged N9.3bn Into My Bank Account?' by COOLDK(m): 4:43am On Sep 09, 2010
sir-p2007:
IT seems most of us in naija believe in fraud no wonder our political office holders loot without feeling guilty because they think the money does not belong to anybody.We have a long way to go lord help us.Does it mean we must take what belong to somebody else even if that person is crocked?must u in any circumstance take what does not belong to u(no matter hw u look at it,its stealing QED)where is our sense of honesty?is it because of poverty or what?dont we have d fear of God any more?lets assume it was fraudulent transfer gone bad can 2 wrong make 1 right?
Fellow nairalanders;ILL GOOTEN WEALTH WILL NEVER GIVE U FULFILMENT,GO AND ASK THOSE LOOTING OUR TREASURY.(meditate on this verses;prov 13v11,prov 13v22, prov 20v17)
If i were to be in authority l will give this chap national honour.

I also maintain that is not fraud but error
jot01;am nt saying that d money didnt enter d guys acct,but was wrongly posted,either system error or human error,but i believe its system hence d reversal.
madejibo;each bank have dr & cr limit for each staff, tis is exactly why l said its system error.no one will post such amount into any account without the entire bank knowing.
Mr pastor! Say na like this u go dey dey? If na me, walahi talahi! I don blow be dat, dts mean 'COOL CASH 4 COOL DK'
CelebritiesRe: Update;terry G Is Fine After The Accident by COOLDK(m): 8:05am On Sep 05, 2010
Bastard Ginjah boy! I dnt know how he even reigns wt dt his horrible free madness lyrics. Guess he's now going mad freely wt d accident, taught he wants "Terry G R.I.P" all star mix too jst like grin. Well God save him, wish he learns his lesson.
Music/RadioRe: Top 20 Reasons Why 2pac Is Alive by COOLDK(m): 12:37am On Aug 24, 2010
2pac is in an African desert!
He inspired Dagrin to live lk a gangstar. But believe me, Shakur is very much alive. If he ever comes back, Dagrin will be back too.
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IslamIslam And Sex Education by COOLDK(op): 11:42pm On Aug 23, 2010
Salam alaikum! May d peace of almighty Allah be upon us. Accordn to d scholars "there is nothing the mighty Quran didnt talk about." In a plight to know the islamic etiquette of doings btw spouses,i came across this and i will like to share the knowledge.
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/islam_and_sexual_techniques
Please read carefully! May God give us better understandn. Other islamic topics are also there.
IslamRe: What Happens When Your Faith In Allah Is In Doubt by COOLDK(m): 5:35am On Jul 11, 2010
Salam alaekum! Pls my dear brother in islam, this is a test on ur iman. Pls kindly abstain 4rm sina as ds strictly affect d smoothness of ur prayer, mingle wt a more dedicated muslim brothers and share ideas, be prayerful and be careful of ur environs. May Allah(SWT) assist us and accept our prayer.
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SportsRe: Spain Vs Netherlands: 1 - 0 @ World Cup 2010 Final by COOLDK(m): 4:27am On Jul 11, 2010
Its bone to bone, unpredictable! But i guess there will be extra minute.
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by COOLDK(m): 3:57am On Jul 11, 2010
bawomolo:
so my own ke? i look like tailor or obioma to you?

get the heck out of here with that bend down select jersey
U are simply nothing but DONKEY(JEKI).
Se na jessy be that? Guess u don drink gari tired.
Ehn ehn ehn, Ah ah ah,
BAWOMOFOOL!
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by COOLDK(m): 12:16am On Jul 10, 2010
bawomolo:
homie is styling on us with his fake jersey
with panda jewelry to match
Guess u dey feel am. Either panda or no panda, so ur own. Fo*l
tpiah:
omg see the people wey dey call someone ugly?

uncool dk what's with that picture? huh

this is worse than the fani kayode kids with those rascal looking boys. undecided

wowo people want to scatter nairaland oh shocked shocked
tpiah! No be 2day u start to dey yab me on NL, Well show urself. Obasanjo & Yaradua fine pass u.
chiogo:
Cool DK, Aaahhhh!!


Sad sad world embarassed
U can laugh more, guess u go laugh enter Synagogue.
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by COOLDK(m): 11:49pm On Jul 09, 2010
michelin89:
See as you disgrace yourself. cry cry cry
@ michelin89
may be u should teach me so as not to disgrace myself again. Mrs teacher!
CelebritiesRe: No Vacancy In My Heart For Ugly Guys – Jumoke by COOLDK(m): 11:45pm On Jul 08, 2010
Wao! Guess I'm d guy Jumoke is searchn for.
Jumoke! Jst come to Zamfara @least to gist on our wedding and lets Yakubu NL critics.
Ha ha ha ha,
Ugly fool! She thought she has arrived.

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