Family › Re: What Can I Do? My Husband Spanks Me! by COOLDK(m): 7:11pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
fredoooooo: @OP what if the husband is the one thats wrong, what should the wife do ?, cut his head i guess, lol  Lmao. She should spank his front thing. Ah ah aaa. INFS. |
Fashion › Re: What Is Wrong With Saggy Pants? by COOLDK(m): 1:55pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
Shaggin is wrong wt shaggy pant. |
Celebrities › Re: Remembering Dagrin by COOLDK(m): 1:28pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
O lenu bi pon pon pon pon pon pa
Executive omo omo ita
I cant believe u are a shooting star
Forever u gonna live in our heart
Min so fun yin;
Nvr be 4gten
Nvr be anoda
Even though u gone now, u live on my broda. |
Celebrities › Re: Fathia Balogun Destroys Lover’s Home by COOLDK(m): 12:37pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
Where is Saheed Balogun "the James bond." Fathia no try ooooo |
Nairaland General › Re: Grammatical Blunders Made By Mrs. Jonathan by COOLDK(m): 2:49pm On Oct 19, 2010 |
DEKUNLE26: i thot ds forum was 4matured pple.i wnt u 2knw dat pple criticise because they are jobless n notin 2do. if not hw can u bring your president's wife on air on such silly n nasty conversation lik ds. sm1 dat his up to 2ur aunt if nt your mum.u dnt need 2emphasis on sm1 mistake instead just laugh over it n keep quite(big boy).i dnt blame u guys is just poverty n unemployment dat is our country. hw would our country b developed wen w r busy discussin on useless discusion on d important forum lik ds. Nairaland's manager pls knw wat u post on air.our brothers n our sisters read ds outside so wat image r w paintin our country dat our first lady is an illiterate?.pls just think abt it.thanks  Will you stop speaking vanaculer and speak in ur mother's tongue? And to all you Nlanders, stop bluffing and speak in ur dialect. Afterall, u all understood what she meant to pass across. |
Crime › ..... by COOLDK(op): 7:45am On Oct 19, 2010*. Modified: 10:31am On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Forum Games › Re: Translate Your Tribal Name. by COOLDK(op): 11:51pm On Oct 18, 2010 |
Kenny_G: shokolokobangboshe  So how many syllable is that. |
Romance › Re: How Should Men Overcome Womanizing? by COOLDK(m): 11:39pm On Oct 18, 2010 |
OMG! How i wish 2baba is on NL, he would have been d best person to answer this. We guys cant jst help; thats d basic truth. Imagin sm1 like me who find no interest in dark ladies but always went after fair girls, d day i saw a sparkln dark damsel wt glittery eyes, i denounce my interest in fair girls alone but went after all species. It only require God intervention to remove that insect in our eyes called greediness. But belief me d day i will be opportuned with an Indian lady, aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcant say yet. |
Forum Games › Re: Translate Your Tribal Name. by COOLDK(op): 2:35pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
googles: very wrong. . . and why yoloba ?  So, what is the meaning. |
Forum Games › Re: *.*.*.Which Celebrity Does The Nairalander Above You Represent?*.*.*. by COOLDK(m): 11:42pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
Erelu Agbaye or beautiful as Iyabo Obasanjo |
Politics › Re: JTF Kills 172 And Arrest 237 Over Aba Kidnappings by COOLDK(m): 8:08pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
Beware! D world is gradually coming to an end. I'm sure, innocent soul is within. |
Forum Games › Re: *.*.*.Which Celebrity Does The Nairalander Above You Represent?*.*.*. by COOLDK(m): 7:52pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
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Forum Games › Re: Translate Your Tribal Name. by COOLDK(op): 7:46pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
That means YETUNDE |
Forum Games › Re: *.*.*.Which Celebrity Does The Nairalander Above You Represent?*.*.*. by COOLDK(m): 5:33pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
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Forum Games › Re: *.*.*.Which Celebrity Does The Nairalander Above You Represent?*.*.*. by COOLDK(m): 4:47pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
Iya Rainbow |
Forum Games › Translate Your Tribal Name. by COOLDK(op): 4:40pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
As the topic implies, i'm ADEYINKA -meaning "I am surrounded by crown" |
Romance › Re: Guys Only: What Do Men Really Want In Ladies? by COOLDK(m): 1:15pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
It all depend on d guy. A drinking guy will need a ginger babe S.U guy 4 S.U babe Handsome guy 4 beautiful babe Ugly guy 4 beautiful babe. and so on. But as 4 me, a fair beautiful princess who is more religious than I do, understandn, educative, sexious i mean, and must be a little bit social. |
Education › Re: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by COOLDK(m): 12:50pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
I will nvr 4gt d day a senior ask me to kneel down under d locker. D teacher in their class dont even feel he knows nothing, i was there 4 like 50mins weeping d hell outta my eye. Then, King Emmanuel College Ore (KECO) was brutal has seniority is on d lips of all. |
Crime › Re: Why I Allowed Dad To Impregnate Me –16-year-old Girl by COOLDK(m): 12:36pm On Oct 14, 2010 |
Read this earlier this morning. Just speechless! |
Nairaland General › Re: Facebook Or Fakebook? by COOLDK(m): 4:06am On Oct 13, 2010 |
Hmm, Speechless! Fakebook & Koboland? |
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Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander And Why? by COOLDK(m): 11:55pm On Oct 10, 2010 |
queeneve: Cool DK,
You can suck all the balls you want, I won't stop ya! Open em wide!  Queeneve! Guess u wont spoil me cos if I handle d balls, i will suck all d juice dry. |
Forum Games › Re: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by COOLDK(m): 11:58am On Oct 10, 2010 |
Whataguan! Kai this thread too gbaski. |
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander And Why? by COOLDK(m): 9:43am On Oct 10, 2010 |
queeneve: Oh really Cool Dk? Hmmmm, you can show me you really care by sucking my balls,  Hmmm! Only if u gonna let me. Dts what i love most. My first NL GF? |
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander And Why? by COOLDK(m): 1:41am On Oct 10, 2010 |
queeneve: I thrashed you? Whatever that mean, I think you got me confused with another Queen punk, Yeah! I'm not mistaken u. U did on the topic posted by CentD; "Is he d most handsome NL Guy" when i said "OMG! , What about COOL DK" on page 6 or 7. Anyway i like ur spirit |
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nairalander And Why? by COOLDK(m): 1:30am On Oct 10, 2010 |
Male: 190 & DOBODOBO cos of their consistence ban.
Female: ileke-idi cos of d bead she got on her waist, QUEENEVE cos i jst notice her while she thrash me. |
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by COOLDK(m): 8:29pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
@ queeneve Waiting i do u mama queen, why u dey fall my hand now. Ok u r too gbaski. Will u contact me? |
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by COOLDK(m): 1:25pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
OMG! If u say this guy is d cutiest, what do u want to say about "COOL DK" |
Romance › Re: How Do You Make Someone Lose Interest In You? by COOLDK(m): 12:34pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
@ poster Once they pay u a visit, right away 4rm d door, strip urself naked and demand 4 immediate sex. Do it in a wrong way by @least increasing ur rounds. Show no mercy. By d time u do this 3ce or 4ce. They will run. |
Health › Re: Lead Poisoning Kills 400 Children In Zamfara State by COOLDK(m): 6:19am On Oct 07, 2010 |
This may be 2ru. U know im harboured in Zamfara, if u use all the soap in this world on ur body, a mere sponge case size water contained will wipe off d foam like magic leaving ur body like Alum coagulated. This is to tell d level of the water hardness. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal [2 - 0] On Sunday 3rd October 2010 by COOLDK(m): 7:31am On Oct 02, 2010 |
oweniwe: @ fest7. . . silly red fan, commot from here before i use manure as independence cake brush ya dirty mouth that was messed by man u dirty style of play. As 4 me, my blood is blue No wonder ur blood do short every game. Wait and see! I guess u will faint again 4rm ur blood shortage when Arsenal defeated chelsea on sunday. Gunners 4 life. |
Politics › Re: Mend Strikes As Threatened, 7 Confirmed Dead by COOLDK(m): 5:52pm On Oct 01, 2010 |
Hey! Seems the world is coming to an end. MEND vs Nigeria, Nlanders vs Themselves in battle words. God go punish anybody wey say make u no fight. Silly posters diverting the thread. I know u idiot will abuse me back. |