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Crime / Re: We Drink Blood Of Victims Who Can’t Afford Ransom, Says ‘kidnapper’ by cooldude62(m): 9:06pm On Jan 02, 2018
mikky4764:
Una go soon drink the one with hiv

I tell you!
Drink blood for wetin na?
Religion / Re: My Wife Gave Her December Salary As Seed To Rev. Father Without My Knowledge by cooldude62(m): 6:18pm On Jan 02, 2018
pocohantas:


I dare say, I am yet to see any happily married woman:
I mean one who loves, respects and listens to her husband, while he reciprocates, doing extreme things for pastors.

The most unhappy married Nigerian women are found in the church. They are the easiest to brainwash. They see things in their pastors that they wish to see in their husbands, they automatically give him the respect that should be given to their husbands. The pastors on their part are trained to listen, something most husbands don't do. So, she pours out her mind to him.

If they are not praying and sowing seeds against sidechics, it's for a child, against troublesome in-laws, for their husband's love, their husband/children's progress...etc.

They won't stop, a miracle must happen in this 2018.

You're spot on!

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Crime / Re: Man Who Tattooed His Wife's Face On His Back, Strangles Her To Death (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 12:34pm On Dec 28, 2017
Purebeerry:
He is obsessed with her and an extremely jealous lover, maybe he caught her cheating, I fear obsessive lovers, they can kill you.

obviously obsessed but couldn't have been a cheating case. She was 8 months pregnant!
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Covers Vivianlam Glamour Magazine (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:15pm On Dec 26, 2017
safarigirl:
This magazine needs an editor.

Imagine, even on the Cover Page, they couldn't spell 'SUPER' correctly

Further reading of the magazine shows that it needs to be scrapped....in their write-up about Wizkid and Davido, they refer to both artistes as 'rappers'....

Who is the clown responsible for such a shoddy job?

You are absolutely correct. Was thinking same when I saw your comment.
How can you compare 2 people and talk about 'richest'? Haba.
Anyways, wishing the publisher luck.

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Career / Re: HELP!! My Former Company Has Refused To Pay My Dismissal Benefits. by cooldude62(m): 11:38am On Dec 09, 2017
When sacked, you don't qualify for entitlement most times. That's why good companies advise staff to resign.

All the best though.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Ambush Boko Haram Terrorists In Miyanti, Borno, Kill 4 (Graphic Pics) by cooldude62(m): 2:39pm On Dec 06, 2017
When will they ambush and kill those wicked Fulani herdsmen?
Celebrities / Re: Queen Ure Weds Pastor Silas Briyork Newman (Traditional & White Wedding Photos) by cooldude62(m): 11:07pm On Dec 01, 2017
She has seen another yahoo boy.. Thank God.
Celebrities / Re: Makita Moka: "How I Met My Husband-To-Be, How My Ex-Boyfriend Almost Stopped Me" by cooldude62(m): 9:56am On Nov 30, 2017
So if you are in a relationship and your guy is not there, you are free to go with another person?
This is not right and the husband to be should take note.
Whenever he travels, this babe will meet another "love of her life".

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Politics / Re: A Mother Pretends To Be Mad To Outsmart Boko Haram For 9 Months by cooldude62(m): 9:59am On Nov 26, 2017
Wow!
Family / Re: Lady Finds Out Her Husband Of 4 Months Is A Car Wash Boy And Not A Car Dealer by cooldude62(m): 9:05am On Nov 26, 2017
This is a joke!
Who is taking it seriously?
Who gives a car wash boy his keys for a long time that will afford him the time of changing to something nice, pick a babe and go on a date?
This is a joke!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Bride From Rivers State Who Is Nicki Minaj's Lookalike by cooldude62(m): 9:56am On Nov 24, 2017
Like if you came to see the yansh grin

No lookalike without that yansh!
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Implicated In Mr 2kay's Robbery At Eko Hotel, As Police Invite Him by cooldude62(m): 2:02pm On Nov 20, 2017
Headline is wrong. Mr2kay was robbed. He is not a thief or robber. It should be Mr2Kay's robbery attack.
please note.
Politics / Re: Lagos Bus Conductors To Wear Uniforms From Jan 1 by cooldude62(m): 6:22pm On Nov 19, 2017
Good
Health / Re: Lady Welcomes Twins After Bleeding For 2month Of Pregnancy Rejected By Boyfriend by cooldude62(m): 6:47am On Nov 18, 2017
goldedprince:
But why spread your stinking pussy to bring innocent kids to a useless country like naija to come suffer and you are busy screaming god. This god sef don suffer cry cry cry

undecided
Politics / Re: Between Governor Fayose And Governor Nasir El-rufai On Twitter by cooldude62(m): 2:34pm On Nov 16, 2017
dustmalik:

Was it El-rufai's government that employed them in the first place? In case you don't know El-rufai, he is known to make tough reforms.

You guys shouldn't be myopic. I haven't said it is wrong to sack them, u just said Fayose is making use if the vacuum created by the ruling party.

For those quoting and asking me if El-Rufai employed them, who is El-Rufai and who is Kaduna state governor? He didn't employ them but a former occupier of that office did. He can be lampooned for it, though it's not right.
So many kids on nairaland these days. One even asking if I am Ok! Lol
Politics / Re: Between Governor Fayose And Governor Nasir El-rufai On Twitter by cooldude62(m): 7:13am On Nov 15, 2017
dustmalik:

Was it El-rufai's government that employed them in the first place? In case you don't know El-rufai, he is known to make tough reforms.

Read my lines again for better understanding. No, I don't know El-Rufai. Who is he?
Politics / Re: Six Things You Don’t Know About Tinubu’s First Daughter, The Iya Oloja General by cooldude62(m): 11:26pm On Nov 14, 2017
When you said things we didn't know, I thought you wanted to tell us new things. We know all these you have posted oga.

There is one thing you don't know though. She is my friend.
Politics / Re: Between Governor Fayose And Governor Nasir El-rufai On Twitter by cooldude62(m): 11:20pm On Nov 14, 2017
Fayose is lapping up the opportunity they are giving him. Yes, why employ them in the first place to sack them later? Was Kaduna gov't sleeping before?
It's good to want to replace them but it's bad to have employed unqualified teachers in the first place.

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Politics / Re: Hurricane Folashade Sweeps Through Abesan! by cooldude62(m): 6:06pm On Nov 14, 2017
This post is front page worthy.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Freeze: We Will Listen To You On Tithe If You Fix Your Marriage by cooldude62(m): 1:18pm On Nov 13, 2017
Uche, Uche, Uche...
You are not making sense.
Go and change your shirt,
maybe your thinking will change.

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Business / Re: Asake Oge: Nigerian Debtors, Mad People, Mad Solutions - (Fashion Designer) by cooldude62(m): 9:30pm On Nov 12, 2017
Olasigun01:


I pray that nothing bad should happen to that woman for U not to be taken responsible.

The point is not to owe people unnecessarily. They have invested their time and expertise.
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Replies Apostle Suleman On Tithing (Free The Sheeple) by cooldude62(m): 9:26am On Nov 11, 2017
A pastor that has no source of livelihood will fight this issue with his last breathe. Mumu don do.

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Business / Asake Oge: Nigerian Debtors, Mad People, Mad Solutions - (Fashion Designer) by cooldude62(m): 11:42pm On Nov 10, 2017
When you are doing business in Nigeria, you have to be smart like this lady. Her ingenuity should be applauded! I came across this and thought to share.

Asake Agoro is the owner of Asakeoge Couture, an international Fashion Brand.

Having trained and done business n London for more than a decade, she decided to do business in her homeland, Nigeria.

She has been on it for 3 years and though she is not doing badly, she says people owe her a lot of money.
Earlier today, she wrote on how frustrated she is about clients who owe her for months without paying and made reference to a particular woman who rocked her dresses and yet owes her to the tune of a hundred thousand Naira.

She took a drastic and creative decision that not only got her a good chunk of her balance but also got her respect which has got people talking on her Facebook page.

Please read what she did as told by Asake herself:

PART 1
The audacity of Nigerian debtors.This madam has been owing me 100k Balance on clothes made for three months.I haven't bothered because she is a regular client still has fabric with us.She just appeared on my instagram timeline wearing one of the clothes she hasn't finished paying for. I go through her profile and I see three other dresses she hasn't paid for. I call her and she picks up the phone. "Morning ma'am. I'm calling to find out when I can expect the balance of your payment.""Ha Asake those dresses are too tight. I'm bringing them back. Two zips are broken.""Ma'am I'm looking at the dresses on your profile they look fine. They have been with you for 3 months. You haven't complained till I called you. You need to pay the balance of your dresses before close of business today.""Or what ? Even Nigeria is owing money." She hangs up the phone. I go to her instagram page and she has blocked me.I'm weak.

PART 2
So after the incident that happened this morning (Re: previous post) I though of how long, tough and depressing it has been to grow a business in Nigeria. I thought of all the months where we literally spent everything we made that month and the month before on bills. I thought of how many sleepless nights I've had wondering if I'm doing the right thing and asking myself what the hell was I thinking coming to do business in Nigeria. From tailors who abandon work and dissappear with customers and customers' fabric to headaches with generators. It's been one crazy ride. Then you have clients who won't pay and will be giving you stories here and there. Some will wear the clothes to a party and come back and dump it saying it needs fixing before they pay their balance and then you never see them again. Like if I calculate how much I'm owed and lost in less than 3 years of business in Lagos I will be pushing half a million. So today I decided to teach this woman a lesson she would never forget. I bought four eggs got a black marker and painted 3 of them black. I headed for her shop where I met her and told her I need my money pronto because I gave her till close of business and this is 5pm. "I already told you I will return the dresses they have issues. Do you want to come here and fight me ?""I'm not here to fight but I will not leave till I collect my money. You wore those dresses, now you want to return them.""I'm don't have any money to give you please don't block customers from entering my shop""Ma'am I left my own shop with pending work to come here, you think you will prosper with this kind of behaviour ?" She started raising her voice and getting aggressive. I walked to my car and retrieved the 4 eggs. I got back to her where she is standing infront of the shops arms akimbo to prevent me from walking back in. By this time we have drawn the attention of some passers by and other shop owners.I hold out one black egg and start speaking rapidly "Koriko ti aja lowo Osi, owo Osi nin gbe. Koriko ti aja lowo otun. Owo otun nin wa. Emi Asake lon s'oro. Omo are alapata! Omo egun jobi amunodoko! Omo Ori gbongbon d'ori ota mu!..."All I'm saying is my 'oriki'(praise words) like my dad taught me. But to the untrained non speaking Yoruba ear, it sounds positively diabolical. She exclaimed in Ibo and ran back into her shop. I followed her inside and broke the egg between her legs. She screamed as it splashed on her legs and ran outside screaming witch ! Witch !I followed her back outside where a small crowd has gathered. Everyone keeping their distance from me. She starts screaming "Blood of Jesus ! I'm a child of God ! You can't do me anything!""Jesus hates debtors he cannot save you! You are not a child of God ! If you don't transfer my money before 12 midnight today, you will see what will happen to you!"I walk over to her car and break the remaining two black eggs in front and at the back."If they born you well try and leave this place without paying my money !"People from the crowd are murmuring and a couple of people try to calm me down.I put the last uncoloured egg on her car and told her. "Once you have paid my money break the last egg. If you think this is a joke just leave this place today and let me see if that God you are calling will save you !"People gathered and started begging me "Ha please sister!" "Leave it to God!" "You be witch, you go go hellfire""Tell her to pay my money if she wants to see tomorrow!'I get into my car and leave.Two hours later, I get a text message. "Good evening ma, this is XYZ's husband. I have sent 50k to your account. I promise to send the balance by next weekend. Please can we break the last egg?"

http://alimoshostandard..com.ng/2017/11/nigerian-debtors-mad-people-mad.html

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Romance / Re: Lady Who Has Slept With Over 100 Guys, Shares Her Sexual Urge Story (photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:48pm On Nov 10, 2017
Only brothers that need papers will marry this babe and behave.
What a CV!

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: 'Vote & Die' - IPOB Members Protest In Onitsha (Video/Photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:27pm On Nov 10, 2017
Maybe it's time for another dance
Business / Re: How I Made Money By Accident On Youtube by cooldude62(m): 5:23pm On Nov 10, 2017
proudly9ja:
What's your Youtube ID?
Why ignoring this question?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Selling Her Virginity On Cinderella Escorts (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:02pm On Nov 10, 2017
teresafaith:
Look at people selling theirs for a good amount of money, while I gave mine to that worthless fowl and at end of the day he dumped me

But you still have self worth. Would you have preferred being out up there like a piece of item? [b][/b]Teresafaith for sale?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Selling Her Virginity On Cinderella Escorts (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:00pm On Nov 10, 2017
One of the girls said she is selling her virginity to secure her future financially. First things first. Trying to sell your virginity means you won't be able to manage the money when it comes. I hope you won't be poorer than how you are presently.
Good luck to them.

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Family / . by cooldude62(m): 7:37pm On Nov 08, 2017
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Politics / Re: Sacked Teachers Destroy Kaduna House Of Assembly Complex (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 3:37pm On Nov 08, 2017
What do you expect from teachers who can't pass pry 4 pupils class work? I would have been disappointed if they behaved differently.

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Culture / Re: Man Killed By Lightning In Kwara Buried In Pigs Blood, Corpse Exhumed. Photos by cooldude62(m): 7:32pm On Nov 07, 2017
Last line said please share if you are inspired. And I'm wondering the kind if inspiration. Inspired by what it to do what?
May the soul of the departed rest in peace.

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