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Business › Asake Oge: Nigerian Debtors, Mad People, Mad Solutions - (Fashion Designer) by cooldude62(op): 11:42pm On Nov 10, 2017
When you are doing business in Nigeria, you have to be smart like this lady. Her ingenuity should be applauded! I came across this and thought to share.

Asake Agoro is the owner of Asakeoge Couture, an international Fashion Brand.

Having trained and done business n London for more than a decade, she decided to do business in her homeland, Nigeria.

She has been on it for 3 years and though she is not doing badly, she says people owe her a lot of money.
Earlier today, she wrote on how frustrated she is about clients who owe her for months without paying and made reference to a particular woman who rocked her dresses and yet owes her to the tune of a hundred thousand Naira.

She took a drastic and creative decision that not only got her a good chunk of her balance but also got her respect which has got people talking on her Facebook page.

Please read what she did as told by Asake herself:

PART 1
The audacity of Nigerian debtors.This madam has been owing me 100k Balance on clothes made for three months.I haven't bothered because she is a regular client still has fabric with us.She just appeared on my instagram timeline wearing one of the clothes she hasn't finished paying for. I go through her profile and I see three other dresses she hasn't paid for. I call her and she picks up the phone. "Morning ma'am. I'm calling to find out when I can expect the balance of your payment.""Ha Asake those dresses are too tight. I'm bringing them back. Two zips are broken.""Ma'am I'm looking at the dresses on your profile they look fine. They have been with you for 3 months. You haven't complained till I called you. You need to pay the balance of your dresses before close of business today.""Or what ? Even Nigeria is owing money." She hangs up the phone. I go to her instagram page and she has blocked me.I'm weak.

PART 2
So after the incident that happened this morning (Re: previous post) I though of how long, tough and depressing it has been to grow a business in Nigeria. I thought of all the months where we literally spent everything we made that month and the month before on bills. I thought of how many sleepless nights I've had wondering if I'm doing the right thing and asking myself what the hell was I thinking coming to do business in Nigeria. From tailors who abandon work and dissappear with customers and customers' fabric to headaches with generators. It's been one crazy ride. Then you have clients who won't pay and will be giving you stories here and there. Some will wear the clothes to a party and come back and dump it saying it needs fixing before they pay their balance and then you never see them again. Like if I calculate how much I'm owed and lost in less than 3 years of business in Lagos I will be pushing half a million. So today I decided to teach this woman a lesson she would never forget. I bought four eggs got a black marker and painted 3 of them black. I headed for her shop where I met her and told her I need my money pronto because I gave her till close of business and this is 5pm. "I already told you I will return the dresses they have issues. Do you want to come here and fight me ?""I'm not here to fight but I will not leave till I collect my money. You wore those dresses, now you want to return them.""I'm don't have any money to give you please don't block customers from entering my shop""Ma'am I left my own shop with pending work to come here, you think you will prosper with this kind of behaviour ?" She started raising her voice and getting aggressive. I walked to my car and retrieved the 4 eggs. I got back to her where she is standing infront of the shops arms akimbo to prevent me from walking back in. By this time we have drawn the attention of some passers by and other shop owners.I hold out one black egg and start speaking rapidly "Koriko ti aja lowo Osi, owo Osi nin gbe. Koriko ti aja lowo otun. Owo otun nin wa. Emi Asake lon s'oro. Omo are alapata! Omo egun jobi amunodoko! Omo Ori gbongbon d'ori ota mu!..."All I'm saying is my 'oriki'(praise words) like my dad taught me. But to the untrained non speaking Yoruba ear, it sounds positively diabolical. She exclaimed in Ibo and ran back into her shop. I followed her inside and broke the egg between her legs. She screamed as it splashed on her legs and ran outside screaming witch ! Witch !I followed her back outside where a small crowd has gathered. Everyone keeping their distance from me. She starts screaming "Blood of Jesus ! I'm a child of God ! You can't do me anything!""Jesus hates debtors he cannot save you! You are not a child of God ! If you don't transfer my money before 12 midnight today, you will see what will happen to you!"I walk over to her car and break the remaining two black eggs in front and at the back."If they born you well try and leave this place without paying my money !"People from the crowd are murmuring and a couple of people try to calm me down.I put the last uncoloured egg on her car and told her. "Once you have paid my money break the last egg. If you think this is a joke just leave this place today and let me see if that God you are calling will save you !"People gathered and started begging me "Ha please sister!" "Leave it to God!" "You be witch, you go go hellfire""Tell her to pay my money if she wants to see tomorrow!'I get into my car and leave.Two hours later, I get a text message. "Good evening ma, this is XYZ's husband. I have sent 50k to your account. I promise to send the balance by next weekend. Please can we break the last egg?"
http://alimoshostandard..com.ng/2017/11/nigerian-debtors-mad-people-mad.html

Romance › Re: Lady Who Has Slept With Over 100 Guys, Shares Her Sexual Urge Story (photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:48pm On Nov 10, 2017
Only brothers that need papers will marry this babe and behave.
What a CV!
Politics › Re: Anambra Election: 'Vote & Die' - IPOB Members Protest In Onitsha (Video/Photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:27pm On Nov 10, 2017
Maybe it's time for another dance
Business › Re: How I Made Money By Accident On Youtube by cooldude62(m): 5:23pm On Nov 10, 2017
proudly9ja:
What's your Youtube ID?
Why ignoring this question?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Selling Her Virginity On Cinderella Escorts (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:02pm On Nov 10, 2017
teresafaith:
Look at people selling theirs for a good amount of money, while I gave mine to that worthless fowl and at end of the day he dumped me
But you still have self worth. Would you have preferred being out up there like a piece of item? [b][/b]Teresafaith for sale?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Selling Her Virginity On Cinderella Escorts (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 5:00pm On Nov 10, 2017
One of the girls said she is selling her virginity to secure her future financially. First things first. Trying to sell your virginity means you won't be able to manage the money when it comes. I hope you won't be poorer than how you are presently.
Good luck to them.
Family › . by cooldude62(op):
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Politics › Re: Sacked Teachers Destroy Kaduna House Of Assembly Complex (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 3:37pm On Nov 08, 2017
What do you expect from teachers who can't pass pry 4 pupils class work? I would have been disappointed if they behaved differently.
Culture › Re: Man Killed By Lightning In Kwara Buried In Pigs Blood, Corpse Exhumed. Photos by cooldude62(m): 7:32pm On Nov 07, 2017
Last line said please share if you are inspired. And I'm wondering the kind if inspiration. Inspired by what it to do what?
May the soul of the departed rest in peace.
Celebrities › Re: Aramide: "I Lost My Respect For Onyeka Onwenu After She Shunned Me At An Event" by cooldude62(m): 12:30pm On Nov 04, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided HMM SO SHE EVEN HAVE FANS FOLLOWING HER AROUND, huh THAT OLD HAG THAT I CAN EVEN SPIT ON. THAT'S WHAT ASS-LICKING CAUSES.
This is so rude. You don't make tour point by insulting the elders. Do you know what she has gone through to be where she is today? Please change your ways. This is so uncalled for.
Crime › Re: My Encounter With 'Dreaded' SARS Operatives In Lagos; Man Narrates His Ordeal by cooldude62(m): 12:07pm On Nov 04, 2017
Wandering is an offence my brother�.
They can't be disbanded bro. They are really combatting crime. Just be cautious of how you move at odd hours. What if you were thieves? They are really working, howbeit irresponsibly at times.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Kneels Down To Greet Apostle Suleman As He Steps Out In Style In USA(pics) by cooldude62(m): 1:16pm On Nov 03, 2017
ibibiofirstlady:
I can smell party


I wrote three'some not party
Is that you on your profile? Nice pix. Apostle won't mind a 3sum with you inclusive grin
Crime › Re: Man & Woman Who Died In Car In Lagos: I Was The Target – Woman’s Other Lover by cooldude62(m): 8:06am On Nov 01, 2017
Its obvious the woman was a free giver, a disappointment to her family. She must have been set up. But taking that route isn't good. The man should just have excused her.
May their souls rest in peace.
Crime › Re: Facebook Rape Instructor Enyeobi Donatus Wanted By " Stand End To Rape NGO " by cooldude62(m): 5:13pm On Oct 31, 2017
Having headache on the guy that's just having fun.
Family › Re: 16-Year-Old Girl Writes Letter/Will Before Her Death In The North. Photos by cooldude62(m): 9:23pm On Oct 30, 2017
What's it with 16year olds and death? The other one in school killed herself for failing chemistry. Not good enough.
Family › Re: The Top 10 Youngest Mothers In History And Their Ages by cooldude62(m): 9:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
Those allowing babies have babies should be arrested and jailed!
Phones › Re: Apple Fired An Iphone X Engineer After His Daughter Hands-on Video Turned Viral by cooldude62(m): 7:23am On Oct 30, 2017
If na naija, the girl don enter am.
Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Man Falls Asleep After Raping 65-year-old Woman In Her Bedroom by cooldude62(m): 10:07am On Oct 29, 2017
The woman might be a Yabaleft patient.
Politics › Re: Kogi State Buys 300 Pages Of Newspaper To Publish Salaries Of Civil Servants by cooldude62(m): 10:07pm On Oct 28, 2017
It's our werk o! grin

He was never voted for anyways. He shouldn't try a second term.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Hosts Saraki And Dogara To A Private Dinner by cooldude62(m): 2:47am On Oct 27, 2017
Naff24:
But they said they left angrily earlier na, why dem con go back? Dem must be Ebinna grin
grin
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo Blasts Daddy Freeze: "Stop Your Demonic Teachings" by cooldude62(m): 10:25pm On Oct 25, 2017
Timi is stewpid. He is obviously still a learner. He should learn to see things from all angles and not just his own myopic view.

Freeze is not always right, but on this, he is very right.

Like Uti told Timi, he should stay 10years in marriage before jumping up and down.

By the way, Timi needs someone to write for him. He is so poor, even spellings. Who uses weather for whether or he's for his?
Romance › Re: "Married Women Stop Applying"-Man Recruiting Strippers In Ikeja Warns (Photos) by cooldude62(m): 8:03am On Oct 25, 2017
How can the guy call the husband useless? That's not even professional. He might be sleeping with the women.
Crime › Re: Lady Robbed By Online Customer In Lagos (Photos) by cooldude62(m):
Benita27:
She was a bit too insensitive on her part with the delivery. Don't run to every payment made into your account without making it known to the person that the article would be picked in public...where the both of you would be open to passers-by, not inside her car. It guarantees your safety since you have no idea of whom you're dealing with.

You could have been kidnapped and used for ritual. Next time, be wise enough.
Please don't talk like this again. How else could you gain someone's trust if not after the person did her own side of the deal by paying for her order? That she came in a Mercedes was another way of trusting she was a comfortable person. Just pray for God's guidance everytime you go out. Anybody could have fallen for this.
I don't like your use of the phrase 'be wise enough'. But you made a good point.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Cult Gangsters Who Rape Girls During Initiation (photo) by cooldude62(m): 2:18pm On Oct 24, 2017
This is an old news
Family › Re: How My Wife Has Been Terrorizing Me Spiritually And The Effects On Us by cooldude62(m): 8:33am On Oct 24, 2017
All these kids that have not tasted marriage or those that are lucky to have good wives are spewing rubbish. I pray God blesses you guys with such a wife and you will know what's up.
Separate from her ASAP. Divorce will follow later. Just move!
Where are these terrible women coming from these days sef?
Celebrities › Re: Lwkmd— Mavin Record Boss Said Tiwa Savage Mess Fit Send Him To Early Grave. by cooldude62(m): 7:09pm On Oct 22, 2017
What Don Jazzy is trying to say is that when it comes to Tiwa Savage, he has seen it all!
Romance › Re: Ladies Taking Their Boyfriend Names To Pastors Please Read This (true Life Story by cooldude62(m): 7:49am On Oct 22, 2017
Fake pastors everywhere. There are genuine ones though.
Politics › Hurricane Folashade Sweeps Through Abesan! by cooldude62(op): 3:36pm On Oct 19, 2017
Nairaland mods, can you move this to the front page please? When we are complaining of hardship, the government is bringing more hardship on its people.

Ms. Folashade Folivi is the MD of Lagos Building Investment Company (LBIC), the company that built and is regulating the activities in all Jakande Estates in Lagos state, which Abesan Estate is one. No sooner than she was appointed to that position less than 2 years ago, she indicated her interest in giving the people of the Estates better living conditions than what is presently being enjoyed. To her, any building erected in the estates without a building approval is illegal and must go down. she says she wants to follow the Master Plan of the estates so people can enjoy the flats they bought.


The demolition exercise has been carried out in most of the estates and is about to be carried out in Abesan and because of the population of Abesan, many people think the government might not be getting it right as most of these shop owners are retirees who might be sent to their early graves if their means of livelihood is taken from them, after all government cares less about them. But that is not in any way about to pacify Ms. Folivi who has insisted that illegal structures must be taken down for more befitting structures to be erected.

At the meeting held on 14th October, 2017 to inform people of their (LBIC) intention to remove illegal structures, one of the residents asked a direct question..."Ma, we know you are coming, can you please tell us when, so we can prepare?" The question was not answered by the MD which has created room for a lot of rumours. Many have even said Caterpillars are already in Abesan for the demolition, this we found not to be true.

The people of Abesan however don't want to be caught unawares as they have started salvaging their belongings before the real deal starts. We went through Abesan today and we brought some pictures for you.
More pictures here: http://alimoshostandard..com.ng/2017/10/hurricane-folashade-sweeps-through.html

@lalasticlala

Crime › Re: Lagos Government Amends Charges Filed Against Evans by cooldude62(m): 12:52pm On Oct 19, 2017
I hope they don't mess up this case and throw it out!
Politics › 13 Things That Will Happen When Illegal Structures Are Demolished In Abesan by cooldude62(op): 3:07pm On Oct 18, 2017
Abesan Estate in Alimosho, Lagos is very big, might be the biggest in Nigeria. Whatever happens there should concern the government. People might die there soon. Check this:

Demolition will cause untold hardship that will lead to monumental madness
It will render over 30,000 people jobless in Abesan
It will increase rate of stealing in the estate
It will increase thuggery, hooliganism and social miscreants
It will increase prostitution as some of our ladies will become jobless
LBIC will lose over N31m annually from ground rent
Ikeja Electric will lose over N30m per annum
LAWMA/PSP will lose over N10m annually
Mosan Okunola LCDA will lose over N35m annually from IGR
Lagos State government will lose N1.2b annually from IGR
Owners of structures could develop HBP, Stroke and eventually die
Abesan will be dull, there will be no social activities
The ruling Political party will lose votes at the next elections
These and many more are what will happen when there is a total demolition of illegal structures in Abesan as highlighted by the president of Abesan Estate Residents Association (AERA), Mr. Ogundimu Kehinde during his speech at the meeting between LBIC and Allottees. He however stated that some of the structures need to give way.
Source: http://alimoshostandard..com.ng/2017/10/13-things-that-will-happen-when-illegal.html

Phones › Re: Google Has Been Recording You. Here's How To Delete The Files by cooldude62(m): 9:00am On Oct 14, 2017
segunoz:
That is so untrue. I work at Swift, so I know.
I suspected and someone with swift confirmed it. Why do you guys not pick calls from a system without camera?

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