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In PEJ voice, "CONTUNU"

Don't mind me o, with my crazy thought... I was thinking, immagine you are in bank, that has EBOLA detector just like we have metal detector in banks, and someone just walk in and it goes "to to to to to " please jst picture urself in dat situation, what will you do? Well been a good citizen I know what I will do sha....

isacolukay: Maximum Shishi na small thing. Wen e upgrade, e go turn to SMS (Super Maximum Shishi). Then, the greatest of them all is the TBSMS (Totally Brutal Super Maximum Shishi).
Does dat mean dat una no dey do TBSMS for Awo caf again?


On the matter, the man might just be a lunatic looking for something to pilfer. Perhaps he is also a pyromaniac, that accounts for his possesion of combustible material and him associating himself with the inferno.

But una can make person fear o. When did hydrocarbon fuel turn to an explosive? Boys sha!

Pour hydrocarbon fuel on those newspapers and put it close to a students' gas cooker, lit the paper and put ur face close to d gas cooker, come back here and tell me its not an explosive

cyril83: Downgrading BAN and refferred its member as lobbers make you an I'm.bec.ile who based his fact and belief on lies from the internet. Founders of BAN were not black-spotted due to indecency but mutiny. BAN policy against indecency.

Njhzra fot u wise one

tuffgongjo: .Crap

Of corse as expected from the mentally derailed mind... Easily preditable

Since when did topic like this start hitting frontpage, smh

Anyway Wole Soyinka Started the pirate confraternity in 1965... , They confraternity starts becoming corrupt and no longer stands for hence in 1972 another confraternity was formed (Bucanneers Association Of Nigeria) till today it still remain the best and most recognized, with good behavious and high morality among members... In 2002 it became legalized in Nigeria constitution....

Check google for more details...

N.B- insults allowed only from derailed mind

papa_nnamdi: na wa ooh,
after fuckinn old papa dem, na to de write xpo for leg na im win am,
na my tongue i go take lick everythin commot

Eeeeewwww, g...r....o.....s.......e

bibinwaka: Is dis a visa 2 Sex?

I have no idea

Am a vegetarian, been since I was a kid, don't eat meat nor fish, love vegetables, and I aint slim. Be who you are, don't judge others for being who they are

Kslib: They look cute together. The pic is nice.

By the way,that pic on the left is confusing..
Who is the man? The one with dreads or the other with make-up and red lipstick.
See how both men hugged each-other. Are they Gay?
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All izz well!

They aint both male, they are male and female..

I had same problem here in okene with First bank Atm card, it kept on writing "maximum withdrawer exceeded" on and on, and am not the only customer with same problem, the only time it dispense is when it told you transaction successful and you will be debited without actually dispensing, fuc.k First bank

Get a job man

He aint no secret anymore

Which of the first bank in lokoja did you go to for complains, I have.a friend working @ that UBA inbewtween, the one @ adankolo junction, I will ask him, but reply me

Where is the earth?

See the way that guy left land dey pack the girl big ehen, deeper life hug indeed

Proud of my country

Still thinking space booked though

Bros, since she helped you in time of trouble, its obvious she collected from a man to give you, the truth is she love you but shes waiting for the day you put a ring in her hand before she quit aristole, follow your heart,

Yungwizzzy: where my father dey wen dis men dey hustle??

Where you dey when karate kid(jaden smith) de make him money?

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