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BuBuB:
Its so sad that you cannot hold a woman and her emotions down, whether by cajoling or otherwise. You ought to be more emotionally inelligent and matured than she is, whether she's 27 and you're 24 or she's 24 and you're 27. One of the very essential qualities of an alpha male is his ability to put everything in his relationship under control without having to belittle your woman. Anticipate these things even before they come through, the signs are there for you to see, cut them off even before they raise their head, pin her, down (a little painlessly) and talk some sense into her, make her understand that you can handle her and the whole temperament, but that you have chosen to remain silent and observe doesn't mean she should go on and on with the violence, make sure she's calm and then let go. If you cannot control her temperament, then I'm sorry, you cannot live with her as your wife, she would forever disrespect you and your decisions, she would forever see you as a weakling, and the actions of her mindset about you would hurt you so much, you could kill her the day you choose to react (more trouble for you). Cut things off before they get out of hand, do not let such love cloud your judgment. Women love men who can handle them, even when they tend to go excessively wrong. There's a man out there that can handle her without physically hurting her, you should be able to, and if you cannot, just walk away, you're not meant for her.

My 2 cents

Boss!!. You are too much....Chop better knuckle. .l

crismark:
i can never use a weapon on a woman...i will make sure my two hands does d whole job of slapping nd punching in a way dat all her face will be swollen 4 like a month. so dat nxt time she wouldn't dear try to fight me...

And while slapping and punching, you hit somewhere and she falls, hits her head and dies or while slapping and punching, she picks up a sharp object and stabs you and you lose blood and die.......what will happen my brother??.

It happens all the time......

crismark:
hw can a woman be dat heartless carrying weapons to beat his bf who jst stood looking at her...

so women re nw untouchable? dey do anything to a man nd go scott free..

I understand. She did wrong. But why don't you just walk away to avoid more violence. If she carry weapon, you sef carry weapon or hit her hard or there is bloodshed that leads to one of you dying (God forbid), wetin you go talk. People or Police no dey hear "na him/she first start"...why not think of the outcome of an action before taking the action......It has always worked for me. When a lady starts with her gra gra, I walk away. Find somewhere to go to. Na she go finally call dey beg after sometime (if she is at fault)....Then I talk sense into her head and we settle and that's all...

crismark:
after reading d" she broke my nose "part, i continued reading hoping to see a "she is nw admitted to one hospital" part which i didnt see...
a girl broke ur nose nd u let her go because of love or trying 2 play d gentleman role...mehn u Bleep up


u broke d most sacred brotherhood code...

Sacred Brotherhood code??. So one of the codes is to fight a Lady back?. Are you for real?. What happens to walking out immediately and avoiding the "breaking of nose"..It's not about playing the "gentleman" role.. Two wrongs don't make a right......

XhosaNostra:
So what are your plans if any for this relationship? Today the boyfriend is the butt of your jokes, but remember that tomorrow it could be you she's laughing with someone else about. Perhaps she's even laughing about your time together right now with one of her friends

Or laughing about the time spent together with that same "BF" of hers.......

ruggedtimi:
wire dey fetch money like mad...u just have to know the way thats all...also forex/ bitcoin trading

Like I said earlier. Bobo this is not a 15/20million naira Benz.....150 million just to buy a car? . How much wire he chop?.....lol

LifeDrama:
You say na wire wire naim you never start? bros all these people get as them dey see money. i no believe say na wire wire

Leave the guy make he dey there dey deceive himself....

LieutenantBOBO:
He runs a Bureau De Change in Lagos

And it's very possible that he cleans & transport cash for most politicians in the country... Politicians laundering millions of dollars, he will also get his cut there... and there's no way that they would allow the authorities come after him because if he goes down, they also go down.

I don't know thou... #just saying

Boss!!. You know something Jor.......

YoungDaNaval:
Wire wire na

Lol. Be deceiving yourself. No be only wire wire. This one resemble benz of N15million for your eyes abi......

LZAA:

baba na story no be real life lol
besides one chance is old skool
traffic robbery na im dy trend now

Huh?.....Okay. Byee

kidman96:
home video

"Kidman96"......No need to argue. That says it all...

sekxyqueen:
shut up..play boy,,that's what makes some men so lazy to forget their duties as husby..

nonsense , ,I won't tolerate stupidity in my house.

Na wa oo. So to play PS4 whenever your husband is less busy and needs to relax at home means he is now so lazy and means he has forgotten his duties as "husby"??... I reserve my comment on your matter....

olihilistic:
these celebrities are more broke than you can imagine

Which Celebrities??. Is Paul Okoye one of the "broke" ones you are talking about??

udemzy101:
That same guy will see mark Zuckerberg and applaud him for his simple lifestyle, he will see bill gates and love him for his simple lifestyle but when it comes to his own country man, his sense of reasonings disappears, and he begins to reason with his anus.


Paul okoye is not poor, I can bet the guy doesn't have half of the money he has.
Why complain about his mode of dressing?

Those supporting the guy don't have sense.

Half??. That's way too much. He doesn't have 5percent of the money Paul Okoye has.....

BABANGBALI:
aba made version

And his fleet of cars are definitely aba made too. Right?

tayooluwole:
Omo, I am sure the girl collect the jazz from India...

True oo. I was even thinking it is "home-based" jazz like maybe from Ijebu or ogbomosho but this one is very very very Potent. You are very correct boss!!

[quote author=micrimix5888 post=65112914][/quote]Bro!!. Do people still fall for this shit!!. Why don't you want to upgrade na. You no wan buy benz

delugajackson:
Good day, Romancelanders. I met this girl last November and things were going on well between us. But lately I've been thrown into a state of confusion as to what I got myself into. She receives calls from strange numbers and a few times, I've noticed a certain patten in her conversation, like "Hello - Yes, I'm fine - Okay, let me see if I'll have chance". and this goes for every other strange call she receives. Also recently, I found out she's been sleeping out late. Few days back, I slept out just to see when she will come back, and to my greatest surprise, up till about 2.00am, she didn't return. We quarelled for about 2days and she was crying and begging me to forgive her, that she went to see her friend, a female, though I know its all lies. To make matters worse, she has a particular friend that is a runs girl! Sometimes when they're discussing, they will talk all manner of nonsense, she will be mimicking how her friend moans during sex, and they will laugh about it. I felt embarassed and walked out of both of them.

I really don't know what to do right now. She cried and apologized for sleeping out, I could tell that she was truly sorry. I love her, but I hate what she does, and anytime I think of breaking up, we still find a way to get back together. What should I do?

Acting like a runz girl or SHE IS A RUNZ GIRL?

obi3x:
u don't get it...DAT was sarcastic

I know.. I read it...I got it.....that is what is called "using scope to yab person"....That's why she need to Chop Knuckle.....

What the f*ck is this?

QueenSuccubus:



Since when 20k become a word "expensive" ?

My sister. Don't talk so oo. 20k is very big money to "some people" ooooo.....

Reedahgado:
Wow it's good to hear that you bought shirt of 20k. Only rich people like you buy expensive stuff but the wise ones don't go around seeking attention on social media. Keep shining and continue updating us on ur personal life, that shows how reserved and matured you are

Well said. Chop knuckle.....

Boss!!. Though you bleeped up sha because she is not your Bae/GF yet. She is still a friend na so you should have just overlooked it. I would have done the same if she was my GF ooo.. so sorry about the falling hand....

And to those dumbass militarymen that think they are god...Forget it oo....

You be Militaryman, I be gentleman. If you remove the military and I remove the gentle, Na man/man remain oo. So make una try put that one into una thick skulls....

meezynetwork:
Lol. Kpele but u get mind. Cos the man no commit any crime for asking for number. U bloody civilians

Are you a military man?

kachiz:
The year was 2013, I was on industrial training, attached to an Engineering firm in Lekki.

My lunch throughout my attachment period revolved around Gala and La-Casera, Coke or Sprite. I never dared to eat from any of the very few canteens in the site area because there was every likelihood of purging.

So this particular afternoon after our lunch break, the chief Foreman of the company kept on with stories about a certain Calabar lady that dished him his lunch. About how wonderful her cooking prowess was, he went on and on about this Calabar lady.

So because the reviews of this lady were too much, the Engineer I was working under decided that we go and check her out towards the close of work.
We left the site and trekked to the canteen at some minutes to 4 O'Clock. We checked her out and one thing led to another, plastic chairs and tables were carried out, we sat down and my superiors declared the floor open for the bottles of Beer that was now before us.
For some very uncanny reasons, for some very mysterious reasons, I went ahead to drink on an empty stomach. My breakfast that morning was tea and I skipped my usual lunch that day.

Because I was drinking on an empty belly, I got tipsy after the first bottle of Star. Then I needed to impress the people I was with, I needed to show them I could drink like a man, so I stretched out my hand and accepted the second bottle as soon as the option was made available to me.
After the first round of drinks, the foreman with us got angry at nobody and started saying stuff that he wasn't supposed to be saying on a very normal day. To be sincere, I was surprised.

How could just one bottle make him start ticking?
Who knew I was next in line to tick.

I stood up to go and urinate after I had gulped down half of the content in the second bottle and I felt what Neil Armstrong must have felt after he stepped out from his space shuttle. I was levitating.

Who took my legs?

I staggered to and returned back to my seat after doing what I had gone to do.

The Engineer smiled, I am sure he must have noticed that he was now two men short from a company of three. I refused to go another round after I finished my second bottle.

Getting drunk two hours away from home was one thing, the other part was getting home in one piece.

That's the difficult part.

The Engineer offered that I could come crash at his house if I couldn't make it home by myself.
I told him I will be fine.

How could I have agreed? There was FIFA13 at home that was waiting for my arrival. Even, my reputation was at stake.

The engineer entered a bike and off he rode towards his house. He lived not too far from the site in the Igbeafor area of Lekki.
I was now left with the chief foreman, we boarded a bike together and went towards the junction where we would board a bus.

In the midst of my drunkenness lay a fear.
The fear of crossing over the Lekki-Epe expressway.

On a daily basis, people who were in full control of their senses get knocked down on this road and here was I without my senses with someone who entered the ecstasy state before me trying to cross the road.

For a long while before this day, I had forgotten what a guardian angel meant. If guardian Angels used mobile phones, his battery would have died from my calls and text messages.

Till this day, how we walked across more than 15meters of paved asphalt and no vehicle even came as close as screeching for our sake is still a mystery to me.

This particular act of ours qualified us to get featured in an episode of "A thousand ways to die".

I parted ways with the Foreman, entered the bus that was heading straight to C.M.S park, bent down my head and slept off instantly like someone that was sedated. If the driver and the rest of the passengers had decided to change their mind and drive us to Abeokuta that night, I would have been the last person to revolt after we must have reached the destination.

If you've ever been to C.M.S Park, you'll notice that there is a portion of the wall that has "DO NOT URINATE HERE" written in almost all the languages of the world. Motherfvckers even had it engraved in Braille.

You will have to be a dead person for you to disobey this warning.

I have witnessed twice what happens to the unlucky people who decided to go that wall to urinate.
The first was a nice looking guy that was dressed on suit, he was still doing his thing when this huge Ape looking, Macho, like man dragged him away from behind. Even the Jews during WW2 were never dragged like that in their concentration camps.

It wasn't the embarrassment that was the issue, I am sure the Ape-like man must have forcefully taken away some of the other man’s prized possessions.
The second was an old man who could pass as my grandfather. After he pleaded and pleaded to the Ape-like guy that the last money on him was for his transportation home, he took his watch and still collected the money.....

The green and white bus that had me in it roared to a stop as we entered Ajah park, the time now was some minutes to 8 pm. 8 pm or even 8:30 pm at C.M.S park looked 11 am in most eastern states. I came down and crossed over to C.M.S Park.

Then it happened........

My bladder beeped...

I needed to Pee!

I needed to urinate.

My next ride was from C.M.S to Aguda Surulere through Eko bridge axis, because of the free nature of the traffic system of Lagos, a journey of less than 30mins will be clocking around 2hours. But I needed to pee and my only option was on that "wall".

I had 700naira with me. One 200naira note and one 500naira note. I separated the money. #200 for my ride home and #500 in the case the universe decided to turn the tides against me.

The kind of morale I had at this moment would have been able to make me stop bullets if someone tried shooting at me.

I walked towards the wall and stopped some inches away from where all the warning was boldly written. I unzipped my Jeans, brought out my other self and released the chains that were keeping me in bondage. Upon all the morale I claimed I had, I expected someone to come from behind and slap the two bottles of beer out of my head.

I finished urinating, zipped up and turned around. Nothing happened. So I quietly walked to the bus, paid, sat down and slept off immediately. I didn’t know when the bus got filled up or even when it drove off from the park, the vehicle passed my bus-stop and took me to the last bus-stop which was Kpako-Aguda.

Bikes charge as much 100naira from this place but who enters bike when he still has a leg?

The conductor had to shout before I woke up, I was the only left inside. He asked me if I wanted to sleep in his bus.

Immediately I stepped down, all the contents in my stomach surged up immediately towards my mouth. They wanted to be free and so I allowed them. I opened my mouth and damaged the surrounding ground with my internally generated waste. I felt better and walked gradually back home to like a ghost that was looking for someone to possess.

After what seem an d like eternity, I found the house. Opened the gate, climbed upstairs and fell down on the bed.

No one knew what transpired and why I didn't bother to ask for night food that day.

It was after some days that I narrated to them my story.

...The End.

Two bottles of star did this to you??

mespusinglez:
my girl always complain that i don't PET her..and that its affecting her badly.i asked her how do she want me to pet her she was MUTE.
That I Don't Know How To Pet Her And It's Not Helping matters...
i called her this morning ...after greeting her and was engaged in a convo she still brought up the talk of "i don't pet her and she don't like it." i then ask her again how do she want me to pet her she replied it's OK and i angrily end the call....
abeg make wunna help me o
coz i think i'm losing her

Bros. I guess you are the "very" serious type and you carry this "over seriousness" enter the relationship. You don't crack jokes, make her laugh, give her sweet pet names you know she always love hearing, tell her sweet things, make her head swell and so on. All ladies love this. You do not have to be serious all the time na......If you have been doing all these ooo, Then maybe she is just tired of the relationship or she wants Money! MONEY!! MONEY!!!

Icon4s:
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The width of the skeleton's shoulders is the smallest. Girls don't have broad shoulders.

Are you "kidney" me. Who tell you say girls/ladies don't have broad shoulders. Google "female celebrities with broad shoulders"...........

emmyeuler1:
After 5yrs of dating,companionship and serous affection,my girlfriend finally dumped me for a banker.We are both undergraduates of the Obafemi Awolowo University,Ile-Ife and about entering final year.I just discovered a change in attitude on her part.She finally opened up that she was no longer interested and started dating a banker who works at the Access bank located inside the OAU campus.Please should I go spiritual by making her pay fir it or ignore it?...I need ur advice

Leave her alone na. She doesn't know "most" bankers are very very stingy and they can cheat ehn......

jupiterx:
How many feet is 1.65meters?

Divide that by 0.3

pat077:
Conte is a goner

Are you seeing vision that he is the next coach of Arsenal? ...

marcoreus:
Chelsea went to watford 4 - 1 reason... To get Antonio Conte sacked

Do you work at Chelsea Football Club

butterflyl1on:
No. Barças matter has been settled since a week ago. But nobody should tell conte that Chelsea would beat Barça 3 - 0 because we want to go.

I like you. Lol